List of oneshots part 4
chapter 26
Sequel to chapter 182 in part 3
Reminder: Yui and Trahzo play yugioh to try and stop the Machine King.
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"Wait, did that just say part 2?" Asked Yui. "Oh fucking come on, can I at least cum all over my wife and daughter before the-"
"Nope." Said the author as explosions were heard in the background.
"Of all the ways to give me blue balls...I am pissed!" growled Yui. "I am going to get you back for this, times ten!"
"Aw man, and on the day Daddy said he was gonna get us both pregnant." Pouted Cynthia.
"There there sweetie, I'm sure it'll happen one day soon." Marisa assured her.
They got their clothes on and then exited the sleazy motel they were in to see dark skies, explosions and people running from Machine Type Monsters.
"Alright gang, time to make some scrap metal."
That's when the screens showed a robot. "Hello flesh sacks, I am The Machine King! Now that I am at full power, time has come for you all to die!"
"This guy again?" Said Marisa.
"To Yui and his family, your savage warrior minion may have bested me last time, but this time will be different! You merely defeated my prototype!"
"I knew it!" called Yui. "I tried to say it before, but that WASN'T the real Machine King! I should know, I binge watched the shit out of the first Yugioh and knew that was a farce!"
"Now as you all perish, I shall put this last message on loop." Then the Machine King pressed a button. "I'm here to make an announcement, Yui is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking plans and he said his dick was 'this big' and I said that's disgusting. So guess what? I'm gonna piss all over your corpses after I destroy this universe, because Yui couldn't leave me alone! Yeah, your graves will not be respected, they will be desecrated because fuck Yui!"
"Okay, putting a rant geared towards me on loop, that's a dick move." frowned Yui. "And reminds me of something youtube related, but I have no idea what."
That's when some robots attacked them!
"Look out!" They dodged an attack from Psycho Bounder and started running as numerous Meklords joined in chasing them!
"Marisa! Take Cynthia and run ahead! I'll try and smash them!"
"But daddy..."
"No complaints, I'll catch up!"
"Okay...kick their shiny metal asses!"
Yui turned around and got ready to fight back! "Come get some!" Then he fired off a powerful blast, destroying them all! "Phew, that was a close one." Then he turned and ran to catch up with Cynthia and Marisa!
10 minutes later he found them, but they were cornered by Cyber End Dragon!
"Oh crap! Girls!"
"Daddy!"
"Hey King Ghidorah knock off! Get away from my family!"
That's when Cyber End Dragon started charging an attack, but that's when...
"Allies of Justice, stop that attack!" Called out a familiar voice!
Then suddenly the Ally of Justice archetype appeared and attacked Cyber End Dragon. The heads tried blasting at them while swatting them with its tail.
"Hey guys!"
"Trahzo! Phew, was worried you weren't gonna show."
"Of course I showed up, now let's go! The Allies of Justice archetype can only hold them off for so long before they get mind controlled by the Machine King again."
With that they took off running down an alley.
"So, any other armies you managed to round up?" Asked Yui.
"Yep, but we're gonna need to get a teleportation device I stashed somewhere in this town to get those guys." Replied Trahzo.
"Why would you stash it away and not keep it on you?"
"Not enough room in my pockets."
"Sure, that's what they all say."
Trahzo rolled his eyes at that before making it to an abandoned warehouse. "Hopefully my ally has been keeping it safe."
"Your ally?"
"Kozaky."
"Kozaky? Dude, he's an evil scientist in the game, he's probably working for the Machine King!" frowned Yui. "Do you not know a single thing on yugioh card lore? Cause if not, oh boy, do I have some youtube channels to give to you."
"Daddy, his first duel was back in part one of this, of course he doesn't know the lore." Said Cynthia.
"You got a point." Replied Yui.
"Welp, we better get ready for a duel, and when I say we better get ready, I mean Cynthia better get ready for a duel." Said Trahzo.
"What!? Why me?"
"Remember sweetie? You wanted to help." reminded Yui.
"Yes, I'm curious to see how you duel." Said Trahzo before kicking the door open! "Kozaky! I was informed of you being evil, you better get ready for a beat down from the most adorable girl ever."
"Trahzo? Me evil? How silly." chuckled the obviously sinister scientist.
That's when a Jinzo #7 jumped out from the shadows only to get shot up then blown up by Trahzo!
"Nice try, not gut punching me like last time."
"Okay you caught me, but I guess that just means it's time for you all to die! Muahaha!" He laughed while putting on a duel disk!
"Guess that's my cue!" smiled Cynthia walking forward and tried making sure her new duel disk was on right. "Uh, how do I turn it on again daddy?"
"It turns on as soon as it's on your arm sweetheart." Said Yui.
"Shouldn't we be concerned? These duels despite no visible injuries cause real pain." Said Marisa.
"Cynthia is a slime, which can take all sorts of hits."
"I know, but I'm worried that she'll feel real genuine pain."
Both sides were now ready to duel.
Cynthia: 4000
Kozaky: 4000
Kozaky's hand: 6
"I'll start us off!" Said Kozaky. "I summon...heh heh...who else? Myself, Kozaky!"
Kozaky: ATK 400/DEF 400
A look-alike of himself appeared with a laugh.
"Then I activate the spell Double Summon to normal summon another monster. I summon Giant Kozaky!"
A giant mech of said scientist rose up with several weapons on robotic appendages.
Giant Kozaky: ATK 2500/DEF 2400
"Then I put a card face down and end my turn."
"Someone's in love with themselves." Trahzo mocked.
Cynthia's hand: 6
Cynthia looked at her hand and scratched her head. "Hmmm."
"You got this baby!" Yui cheered.
"Remember your training, you can do this!" Cheered Marisa.
"After she kicks your ass in this duel, I'm gonna kick your ass physically Kozaky!" Said Trahzo. "You can do this Cynthia!"
"Oh! I summon Acid Slime!"
What looked like a small amoeba-like creature with four blue limbs and a red mouth appeared on the field.
Acid Slime: ATK/800 DEF: 100
"I saw that coming! I activate my face down spell, Creature Swap! Now I shall swap my Giant me with your Acid Slime!"
Then both monsters switched places.
"Now I activate Giant Kozaky's effect! Since you don't have a face up Kozaky, Giant Kozaky self-destructs and the current owner takes damage equal to Giant Kozaky's attack!"
That's when Giant Kozaky blew up in Cynthia's face!
"Uwaaaaaah!" Cynthia wailed in pain!
Cynthia: 1500
"I knew she would feel pain!"
"I'm such a genius, now finish your turn so I can finish you off!"
"Oh screw you Kozaky! Our darling little girl won't lose so easily to a creep like you!" Yui ranted.
Cynthia looked at her hand while looking nervous and sweating droplets of slime. She rubbed her chin before perking up and smiled. "Alright, technically since I normal summoned this turn, I can't do it again, right?"
"Right." Said everyone else.
"Which means I can special summon!"
"What!?" Gasped Kozaky.
"Atta girl!" Cheered Yui.
"I'll use Polymerization to fuse Humanoid Slime and King of the Swamps from my hand! And I can with King because he can be substituted for one monster in a fusion summon."
That's when a hologram mixing spoon appeared and Cynthia grabbed it and then used it to mix together the gooey bodies of Humanoid Slime and King of the Swamp.
"I fusion summon, Humanoid Worm Drake!"
Humanoid Worm Drake: ATK 2200/DEF 2000.
The monster let out a gurtled roar with Cynthia beaming.
"And that's how I'll end my turn."
"Hmph! I draw!"
Kozaky's hand: 3
"I sacrifice both Acid Slime and myself to tribute summon a monster face down."
"It was a pleasure, real me."
"I'll probably see you again card me. Now I end my turn."
"My turn!"
Cynthia's hand: 3
"I'll summon my own monster in face down defense, and have my fusion attack yours!"
"Was hoping for it." Said Kozaky.
Humanoid Worm Drake struck the face down! That's when it revealed Slot Machine!
Slot Machine: ATK 2000/DEF 2300
"You know what happens when a monster attacks another with higher defense, right?"
"Uh...they get destroyed?"
"No, you take damage but your monster isn't destroyed." Replied Trahzo.
"Oh..."
Then Slot Machine spat a coin at Cynthia!
"Ow!"
Cynthia: 1400
"Don't worry Cynthia! You're still in the game!" called Yui waving a banner with his daughter's face on it.
Cynthia then looked at her hand, seeing if she had anything to take care of this monster before Kozaky could try something again. "Uh...I'll put one card face down, and end my turn."
"Keep it up!" called Yui, now with a foam finger.
Then Kozaky drew a card.
Kozaky's hand: 3
"The more you delay the inevitable, the more I have fun with hurting you! I use the spell card Fireball!"
Then a fireball hit Cynthia!
Cynthia: 900
"And I end my turn, I can't wait for you to summon a monster, because the trap I jave waiting will destroy all your hopes of victory."
Cynthia growled and drew.
Cynthia's hand: 2
"Who says I'm summoning a monster?"
"What!?"
Then Cynthia activated a spell card! "I use Brain Control! By giving up 800 life points, I can take one of your monsters!"
Cynthia: 100
Then Slot Machine was on Cynthia's side.
"And now I switch Slot Machine to attack mode!"
"Uh oh..." Said Kozaky.
"Go! Attack him together you two!"
Humanoid Worm Drake and Slot Machine then finished him off! Humanoid Worm Drake impaling him! Slot Machine burying him in gold coins!
"Aaaaaaaah!"
Kozaky: 0
Then when the duel ended, Trahzo charged at Kozaky!
"This one is for the real nerds! Rider Kick!"
"Oh shit!" Screamed Kozaky before being knocked out by a boot to the head!
"Okay, now let's get our backup!" Said Trahzo. "This portal shall summon the entire HERO Mega Archetype!"
"Oh joy."
That's when 2 figures appeared.
"It's Elemental HERO Sparkman and Destiny HERO - Diamond Dude!"
"Hey there Trahzo!" Sparkman greeted. "It's gonna take a while for all of us to come through this small portal."
"Understood." Then Trahzo turned to the others. "Hey Yui, they'll catch up with us in a bit, let's go on ahead, I saw where the Machine King's Castle is located!"
"Then lead!" he proclaimed, somehow on a saddle, on Trahzo's back. "Onward my mighty steed!"
Trahzo bucked Yui off of him. "You're not a kid, get off me!"
"Then can I ride you?" Asked Cynthia in a child form.
"...fine, since you won the duel..."
"Yay!" She got on his back and with haste, they ran to the Machine King's lair!
Some time later...they stand before a castle in the middle of a wasteland.
"Okay, time to get offa uncle Trahzo."
"Awww..." Then she got off.
"Don't worry sweetheart, daddy will give you a much better ride after we win."
"Oh big time~"
That's when a sandstorm came! Everyone closed their eyes! Eventually the sandstorm stopped and everyone opened their eyes which were met with a gigantic armada of machines.
"That's a lot of robots." Said Marissa. "I'd say 60,000 for each of us."
"Bring 'em on!" Said Cynthia.
Trahzo and Yui both exchanged glances and nodded before all 4 charged at the large army! They fought hard and fast but there were too many! They then got smacked away before someone used a Full Salvo to make them fly even further back!
"Well, that was a bad idea." Said Trahzo.
"Yes, but you managed to buy enough time." Said a voice.
They all looked back to see the cavalry has arrived.
"What took you so long?" asked Yui.
"Get a bigger portal next time." Said Xtra Hero Infernal Devicer.
"Or maybe you need to lose a few pounds."
"Oh crap, the heroes are here! I thought the Machine King and Kozaky sealed them away!" Said Ancient Gear Ballista.
"You have Trahzo to thank for getting us out!" Said Elemental HERO Neos.
"You guys better start running because we're here to save everyone!" Said Vision HERO Faris.
"Don't falter or it's the scrapyard for us!" spoke an Ancient Gear Soldier.
"So Yui, ready for round 2?"
"You bet I am! Let's go!"
All the heroes then charged forward!
Elemental Hero Bubbleman used Bubble Blaster to scatter a few of the robots!
Sparkman used his Spark Blaster to zap several up.
That's when Elemental HERO Flame Wingman blasted a clear path! Giving the 4 a way to the castle.
"Let's go guys!" Shouted Trahzo.
They rushed past the carnage and into the double doors!
That's when Elemental HERO Clayman and Destiny HERO Double Dude crushed a robot's head when both of their fists slammed at either side, meeting in the middle!
And cue Burstinatrix melting several of them with flames.
Then we see Elemental HERO Necroshade grab one of the robots with one hand before tearing off the head of said robot! Then we see 3 Hero Kids grab a medium sized robot, lifting it into the air before dropping it, giving Destiny HERO - Fear Monger a clear shot!
And cue Destiny HERO - Dasher zipping by and knocking several over like bowling pins.
Then Elemental HERO Rampart Blaster and Evil HERO Infernal Sniper stood back to back, blasting away even more!
"Oh crap! Guys, I'm being overwhelmed here and my Bubble Blaster is out of ammo!" Called Bubbleman.
"We're a bit busy here!" Replied Vision HERO Faris.
It looked like the end for Bubbleman, but that's when powerful streams of bubbles, more powerful than Bubbleman's regular bubbles zipped by and took out the robots!
"What in the...Neo Bubbleman?!"
"Hey there, me." Replied Elemental HERO Neo Bubbleman.
"B-but I thought you were gone forever after the spell card Metamorphosis was banned."
"Hmph, Trahzo wanted to make sure we were all available, bans be damned! Now let's fight together and end this war!"
"Why do I feel like this stuff belongs in a spin-off?" questioned Yui.
"Probably your imagination." Trahzo replied as they entered the castle. "Well, that was an awesome thing to watch, but let's get going, we have a robotic overlord to deactivate!"
"Agreed." nodded Marisa.
They ran through hallways, and stairs, and more hallways and stairs...and more hallways and stairs until they made it to the throne room, all panting and tired.
"Too...many...stairs!" Complained all of them...except Trahzo who drank from his bottle of water.
"Man, you all are lightweights." He told them. "You should make a note to take a water bottle with you incase we have to do things like this."
"I have a better idea." Said Yui. "Cynthia?"
"On it daddy!" That's when Cynthia jumped down Yui's pants and then spread all over under his clothes and her head popped out to french kiss him.
"Don't get TOO excited you two." spoke Marisa.
That's when Cynthia jumped out and then got all over Marisa with her head reforming and giving Marisa french kisses.
"Hey Trahzo, why's your back turned?" Asked Yui.
"Incest makes me uncomfortable."
"Really? THAT makes you uncomfortable?"
"My parents and older sister spent thier nights fucking, my sister tried inviting me...they basically became my first mur...uh, let's just stop the Machine King."
"Wait, first mur-what?" Asked Marisa.
"It's a story for another day!" He shouted.
All 3 were silent for a bit before following him to the Machine King's throne. When they got there they saw the place was filled with gears.
"Huh, nice clockwerk, can't wait to jam them with dud grenades." Said Trahzo.
"Welcome to my castle you foolish living creatures!" called the REAL Machine King on his throne. "It seems my minions failed to end you."
"Gee really?" remarked Yui sarcastically. "I had NO idea."
"No matter, with this giant portal, I'll be able to call upon versions of myself from other worlds! I have an infinite army that you will never defeat!"
"Wow, that is a huge portal, wish I had that first time around." Said Trahzo.
"Now, which of you shall duel me for the fate of all worlds?"
Then all 4 huddle up.
"Okay who wants to go?" Asked Trahzo. "Not Marisa, I seriously doubt you have a deck."
"Wow, someone is in a big mood today to be disrespecting my wife." Said Yui. "You never dated much did you?"
"I don't need dating or sex in my life, although I would like to try at least once."
"Figures that your blood lust would replace regular lust." Said Yui
"So who's gonna duel the Machine King?"
"I'm waiting!"
"I'll do it!" Said Yui. "I'm gonna show this overgrown pile of junk you do NOT try to cop out from me in a duel."
"So, the perverted one shall be my victim."
"How'd you know I'm the perverted one?"
"My castle's security cameras."
"I KNEW someone was watching me."
"You can do this daddy!"
"If you win we can do one of the many things I keep saying no to." Said Marisa.
"Oh, that just motivates me more to kick your ass!" Said Yui, readying his duel disk.
'Keep him distracted Yui, I'm gonna demolish this portal so his infinite supply of soldiers gets cut-off.' Thought Trahzo, sneaking away.
Machine King: 4000
Yui: 4000
"Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll let you go first 'king'."
"Foolish idiot." Then he drew. "I summon Machine King Prototype!"
Machine King Prototype: ATK 1600/ DEF 1500
"A blast from the past." Yui remarked.
"I will then put down two face downs and end my turn."
"This is for interrupting me as I was about to impregnate my wife and daughter!" Then Yui drew a card.
'I really wanna forget he said that.' Thought Trahzo.
Yui's hand: 6
"I'll go ahead and show you what I got! I activate the spell Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen! Once per turn I can special summon a fairy from my hand if I don't have any monsters, and I'm bringing out Splendid Venus!"
Splendid Venus: ATK 2800/ DEF 2400
"Any spell or trap cards I activate while she's on the field can't be negated, and all monsters that aren't fairies lose 500 attack and defense points."
"Well played."
"Now Splendid Venus, give that Prototype a 2nd death!"
The woman held her staff up before it glowed and hurled out an orb at the machine.
"I activate my facedown!" he held his hand out. "Dimensional Wall!"
Splendid Venus' attack then struck Yui from behind!
"D'oh!"
Yui: 2300
"Daddy!"
'Dammit Yui! I'm nowhere near this portal's controls yet.' Thought Trahzo.
"Lucky shot!"
"You still got this!" Said Marisa. "Don't let him get to you!"
"I don't know what else I should be doing, so I'll end my turn."
"As you should organic. My draw."
Machine King's Hand: 4
"I was hoping to not use organic themed cards like this, but I need my Prototype back for your demise. I activate Monster Reborn, bringing back Machine King Prototype, so I can sacrifice Machine King Prototype and Tribute Summon myself!"
Machine King: Attack 2200/ Defence 2000
"And then Splendid Venus' effect makes you lose 500 Attack and Defense, not like you had enough to hit her in the first place!"
Machine King: Attack 1700/ Defense 1500
"I activate my own effect, it gains 100 Attack for each machine type on the field!"
Machine King: Attack 1800/ Defense 1500
"Now I activate the spell, Limiter Removal! Doubling my attack points!"
Machine King: Attack 3600/Defense 1500!
"Now attack!"
The Machine King then threw a punch so hard it made a giant gaping hole through Splendid Venus!
"Gyaaaaaaaah!"
Yui: 800
"I end my turn, and now that it's the end of my turn, I must bid farewell to myself, at least for now."
And then the Machine King on the field exploded!
'Wow that was bad, but now he's...sorta wide open. Hopefully he won't activate that other face down.' Thought Trahzo.
"Daddy, I hate seeing you in pain!"
"Don't worry sweetie, I'm part masochist! At least...I think so."
'Ugh, so did he enjoy getting shot?' Trahzo thought, disgusted.
Yui's hand: 5
"Alright, time to show you what fairies can do. I'll use Valhalla to special summon a new one from my hand, and I'll pick Athena!"
Athena: Attack 2600/ Defense 800.
"And I'll put down a face down before ending my turn."
"My draw!"
Machine King's Hand: 2
"First I activate my other face down! Jar of Greed, allowing me to draw another card!"
Machine King's Hand: 3
"I special summon Cyber Dragon!"
Cyber Dragon: Attack 2100/ Defense 1600
"Now I use the spell Iron Call! Return, Machine King!"
Machine King: Attack 2200/ Defense 2000
"And now I sacrifice my ultimate form! I TRIBUTE SUMMON PERFECT MACHINE KING!"
Perfect Machine King: Attack 2700/ Defense 1500
"Hahahahahahah, you can summon as many fairies as you want, you're just delaying my victory!"
"Oh please, that's nothing short of a Gundam knock off." mocked Yui.
"Hahahah...AHAHAHAH...AAHHAHHAHAHAHA!" That's when the castle started rumbling!
"What now?" Said all 4.
All the Heroes and Robots all then took notice! The entire top half broke apart and merged with The Machine King, bathing him in a white light! Once the light faded...The Machine King was now Perfect Machine King!
"Seriously?!"
"Now then me, attack Athena!"
The large monster opened up its shoulders before launching a volley of missiles. "Cower in fear as your heroes lose!"
"I activate my trap card! Waboku!"
A bunch of hooded priests completely halted the attack!
"What!?"
"Great job Daddy!" Cheered Cynthia.
"You can do this darling!" Cheered Marisa.
"It's too late because here they come, my reinforcements!"
Then 100's upon thousands of silhouettes appeared.
"No...they aren't coming." Said Trahzo.
"What!?"
A bunch of C4's were stuck to the control pad of the portal. That's when Trahzo detonated them! Destroying the portal and cutting off The Machine King's infinite army from alternate universes!
"Noooooooo!"
"His turn's over Yui, finish him off!" Trahzo shouted.
"Right!...how do I do that?" He asked, before he drew a card.
That made everyone face fault, Perfect Machine King included.
"That draw better be our means of victory or I'm gonna...dammit, forgot you're immortal." Said Trahzo.
Yui's hand: 4
"It's time to send you to the scrap." smirked Yui. "I activate Sanctuary in the Sky!"
That's when the world around them transformed where it was all sky except for the ancient looking sanctuary they were standing on!
"And with it I don't take damage involving fairies, now taste Solidarity!"
"Nice, with that card, Athena will get a boosted 800 attack points because Yui only has fairy types in his grave!" Trahzo explained.
"I can do my own explanations, thank you very much." Said Yui.
Athena: Attack 3400/ Defense 800
"And now I'll normal summon The Agent of Creation Venus!"
Agent of Creation - Venus: Attack 1600/ Defense 0
And then Solidarity powered up Venus!
Agent of Creation - Venus: Attack 2400/ Defense 0
"Next I'll use her effect! I pay 500 life points and summon one Mystical Shine Ball from my deck!"
Yui: 300.
Mystic Shine Ball: Attack 500/ Defense 500.
Then Solidarity went off again!
Mystic Shine Ball: Attack 1300/ Defense 500.
"Alright everyone, kick his ass!"
First Athena attacked the Perfect Machine King! Destroying him!
Machine King: 3300.
Then Venus's turn!
Machine King 900.
And finally, Mystic Shine Ball jumped into Yui's hand and Yui pitched the ball with all his might!
"Wait! This isn't in my data! It wasn't supposed to-!"
Machine King: -900.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Machine King before he self-destructed!
"You did it daddy!"
"Yeah!" The HERO army cheered as they stood atop a pile of scrap metal.
"Well done dear!" smiled Marisa hugging Yui.
"Not bad Yui, wish I could've used this cool new deck I made but eh, it's whatever." Said Trahzo. "And look, no crumbling lair for us to run from."
"The ironic part? I managed to beat him without Athena's ability popping up."
"Ooh right...each fairy summon, inflict 600 damage I sense the fans are gonna yell at us for that."
"They haven't done it yet, why start now?"
"So how are we gonna end this chapter?" Asked Trahzo.
"Hmmm...wanna try auditioning for the Hunchback of Notre Dame stage play?"
"You're on."
Later...
"Hooray! I got Frollo!" Trahzo cheered.
"D'oh, why do we have to be the gargoyles?" Yui complained.