List of oneshots part 4
chapter 33
Yui and Omni give a little display battle between a spooky Kamen Rider and monsters.
Series: Kamen Rider
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-Somewhere outside the omniverse-
Omni grumbled while looking at a calendar. "Ugh, this crazy world schedule is really affecting the overarching due date. I mean ugh, it's almost halloween."
"Since when were we meant to be consistent?"
"Since we became meta." He looked at the screen and winked before saying. "Anyway, we have very little time and well, I've been wanting to make a bet with you."
"No, I am not gonna be a sumo again."
"What no. I'm not even thinking that." Omni deadpanned. "No, it's just a simple bet without sumos."
"Like?"
"Well, my bet is one of us can create a perfect warrior or army of our choosing and can beat the other without interfering with them." Omni said. "Like oh say, an army of monsters vs a Kamen Rider, but you don't like that franchise so that migh-"
"Actually I do like it now."
"...eh?!"
"Yeah, didn't I tell you?"
"No you didn't!" Omni yelled in shock.
"Oh, well now I did." Yui said with a smirk.
"...ok. Anyway, is that a good bet to use?"
"Works for me."
"Ok. I chose Kamen Rider!"
"Which means I gotta make up the monsters he's gonna fight?"
"Yes."
"Well, if we're gonna do this, we might as well try and make it more...in the season."
"So no easter bunny?" Omni joked while Yui smacked him with a halibut. "YOW!"
"No easter bunny." Yui deadpanned. "We are doing a Halloween themed set of monsters and Kamen Rider."
"Ow, ok. That can work." Omni groaned while rubbing his chin. 'OW!'
"But first, we need some place open for us to work."
Omni nodded before opening a portal and caused them to vanish.
(Elsewhere)
-Unknown Dimension-
And appeared in a world with very little anything, just a white void of nothingness.
"Ah, this is a good spot." Omni smirked. "For in this timeline, the DC Multiverse was invaded by the Nobodies of Kingdom Hearts and caused the Anti-Monitor to become a Nobody, wiping out all reality in the process including itself."
"Perfect." Yui smirked before noticing that Omni was taking out a small black book from his robes along with a pen. "What's that?"
"Oh, this is just a medium I use to make characters. Keeps them grounded in literary reality and so I don't forget what I think into reality."
"Makes sense to me." Yui shrugged while Omni walked a little away from him as a thick red line appeared between them.
"Your creations stay on your side and my creation stays on mine. That way we don't sabotage our own work, oh and before I forget, we can make up the personal histories and characteristics of our creations."
"Example?"
"Like giving a monster a personality or giving the Rider an extra trait or skill based on their history."
"..."
"Just give them something so it's not mindless or just a simple monster."
"Gotcha."
(Hours later)
"Well, lets see your army Yui." Omni smirked while his side of the line was obscured by a red curtain.
"Why me? You're the one with the Rider."
"Simple, I want to show my Rider in a dramatic display and I just want to see the monsters." Omni shrugged.
"Excuses, but fine." Yui shrugged while causing the ground to break apart. "But I'll show you how a real master of the dramatic does it! Behold! The perfect monsters to crush your puny rider!"
Omni blinked while Yui caused red lightning to hit the ground, allowing several beings to appear from the fissure. "..."
The first to rise up was a creature wearing a top hat, with an eyeglass piece that showed an empty socket. It wore a ragged gentlemen's coat with a white shirt under it looking red slightly with a pair of shoes that had blades sticking out through the front. It was grinning widely and showing a row of knives instead of teeth with a dark cowl on it's back, reddish skin, and two long knives instead of hands.
The second to rise up was a humanoid wearing dark purple robes that obscured everything but it's sickly green eyes, blackened arms dotted with tube like nails filled with a white substance and expelled a thick purple mist from its obscured jawline.
The third to appear was a dark grey werewolf with a noose around its neck with several others dangling off it's arms and legs with sharp claws and teeth, with what looked like a dolly hanging off from it's waist.
The fourth being to rise up was a man with aging gray hair, dark black eyes, a sinister grin with blade like teeth, arms made of razor blades, wearing a bloodied black tux and pants as his neck and legs were dripping blood.
The fifth was decked out in a black ball gown dress with red frills on the sleeves, edge of the skirt, and around the top half. It had sharp canine fangs with pale and sickly hands, with red lipstick, a D cup chest and small ass, and long messy hair that looked like it was soaked in blood.
The sixth one was a dark red medieval knight with lovecraftian tentacles jutting from its arms and legs as the bodies of children formed its lower half, which was similar to a blackened dragon skeleton.
The final being was a massive humanoid castle of wires, flames, broken piles and bones that seemed to be covered in red electrical energy as its fanged mouth grinned a sadistic smile.
"Say hello to my creations, aren't they things of beauty?"
Omni yawned. "So what are their characteristics, history and personalities?"
Yui grumbled at his partner's lack of enthusiasm. "Oh come now, can't you tell? These are no mere monsters. Why they are based on some of history's worst killers."
"Ok. And?"
"AND!? These are icons of horror!"
"Yes, back before the moving pictures." Omni yawned. "Not really scary unless the people are history nerds." '...I think I just mocked myself.'
"Oh yeah? Well let's see what your rider is then if you're not pissing yourself."
Omni coughed while pulling back the curtains to reveal a tall pale skinned woman with long black hair that went to her shoulder blades, dark heterochromia eyes, one light blue and the other dark amber yellow, a D cup chest and wide ass, wearing a long floating black coat with long sleeves, a long skirt that covered her black leggings, a thick black fur boa that wrapped around her shoulders and around her neck as it went down to her black high heeled shoes, and a single silver choker around her neck. "Meet Dracila Von Hemia. Hero of the Veiled Fear and destroyer of Moneos."
"...you sure that's not just the Ring girl with an updated fashion sense?"
"What no, she's based on Dracula's Daughter." Omni deadpanned. "Anyway, want a history lesson for her?"
"If she didn't have one, then she couldn't be a real rider."
"True." he sweatdropped. "In her timeline, the world is filled with monsters called Moneos, who were originally products of fiction until a man called Vadimir Gore created a device to bring them to life and control them so they could help the world. This had an unfortunate consequence as he gained a separate yet physical personality called Hyde who freed all the classic monsters for his monster army. This young lady, who is a fan of horror films, met Gore during an attack by the Dracula Moneo and using the device, called the Diable Belt, became the heroine Kamen Rider Mon-Ztar and defeated the Moneo, gaining it's Proof of Fear in the process."
"A what now?"
"A Proof of Fear is what powers a Moneo and allows the Diable Belt to add its power to gain ner forms and abilities. As for Dracila here, she is a cold and calculating woman with an inverted personality and a semi introverted mindset. This was due to a battle with Hyde that went sour and well, she's trying to stop the Moneos from taking over."
"Sounds possible to me." Yui said while shrugging. "But where's the belt?"
"She will show you during the battle." Omni said while currently using his book and pen to recreate a particular location, that being the planet Krypton itself. "And this will be the battlegrounds!"
"Krypton?"
"Yeah. Wanted something with crystals." Omni shrugged. "So ready?"
"Alright, time to see which comes out on top. Go, my creations! Show her your dark and warped mindsets!"
The monsters growled while the woman moved her boa to the side to reveal a a dark gold belt with a long crimson lever like switch, two silver dials on each side of the belt with white circular pictures inside said dials that had a black silhouette plastered onto it and bordered by several lines, and a large golden dial on the top of the belt that seemed to be rusted with age, on her belt.
"Time for fear." she muttered in a low mesmerizing tone while moving the switch back.
[Mon-Ztar Rise.] it said in a dark and creepy voice as black electrically charged fog began to cover her body.
"Henshin."
SLAM!
ZAP!
ZAP!
[Mon-Ztar Time!] the voice said while electricity shot out along with the fog to reveal a white bodysuit with thick slim black armor on the shoulders, hips, torso and legs, two long horn-like protrusions on her helmet that curved near the tips, a gold 'M' shaped over the eyes with two tiny teeth near the mouth, long curved nails and tiny black spines near the arms and leg areas, and holding a large gray broadsword with overlapping plates covering it's surface as the visor glowed. [Fear! Fear! Fear Fear Fear! Fear the Queen, Mon-Ztar of Fear!]
"Attack my monsters!" Yui yelled while seeing Kamen Rider Mon-Ztar turning a dial and saw the blade transforming into a pair of white curved hand blades as the images dimmed on the dial, except for one that was illuminated a bright red color.
[Dracula Blades! Fear the Impaler!]
The hero sidestepped the top hat wearing monster and slashed at it, causing the monster to shake in confusion.
"Huh? What's going on here madam?"
She looked at Yui and dodged an attack from the 'vampire woman' before kicking her in the face. "Mon-Ztar Blade. Perfect tool for any Moneos problem."
"Oh...so it's a mulichange weapon."
"Yes." she said before changing the dial again and caused the blades to turn into two pink pistols filled with a strange substance.
[The Blob Guns! Eat the Town Dry!]
BAM!
BAM!
"AH!" cried the purple robed humanoid as pink goo like bullets hit it and started to melt the robes. "What is this?! It burns!"
"Acid." she said before firing at the other monsters as she jumped over bloodied 'barber' and fired at his face.
"AHH!" he screamed, grabbing at his face while swinging his arms at her wildly.
She changed the dial again while her weapon vanished and she gained extra muscles.
[King Kong Power! Kill the Dinosaur with POW-ER!]
PAPOW!
This caused the monster to go flying from a single punch before she changed the dial again and caused her body to vanish into nothingness.
[Invisible Man Power! Madness in the Unseen World!]
"Ha! You think you're safe?" scoffed the werewolf before sniffing around the spot, and grinned before tossing several nooses out, which snagged onto the rider as she was still invisible. "I can still find you from your smell."
She changed back before spinning to the side, causing the werewolf to go flying towards her, as she kicked him in the face, releasing the rope's hold on her as she turned a dial and caused her hands to gain thick gray bandage like gauntlets.
[Mummy Gauntlets! Imhotep Rises, Kharis Returns!]
"Huh-AH!" he got out while getting wrapped by the bandages and was then used as a battering ram for the other monsters.
"I will not perish today." She said before seeing the 'vampire woman' and the top hat man and charged at them, releasing the werewolf in the process as she turned the dial and caused her armor to become sleeker, akin to fur, with a massive bazooka cannon in the shape of a wolf's head attached to her right arm.
[Wolfman Cannon! Silver Bullets under a Full Moooooon!]
BAM!
A silver blast of energy hit the monsters as they were sent flying, with the knight getting angry as it's lower legs caused a massive swamp to appear from its feet.
"Drown you whore!"
She blinked and got stuck in the water before changing the dial and caused her clawed hands to gain a yellow webbing.
[Creature of the Black Lagoon Power! Gugle Gugle, Out of My Element I'm NOT!]
"I'll drown you and make sure you suffer through every single second!" he roared before seeing the warrior diving into the water itself and as fast as a bullet swam towards the knight before she changed the dial again and gained a massive gray steel mace with wires attached to it.
[Frankenstirn Monster Mace! ZAP! Prometheus Strength!]
BAM!
ZAP!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed while getting electrocuted as the woman turned the dial and caused a pair of black fly wings to appear on her back.
[The Fly Power! Fusion Abound, Scientific Insanity!]
"Your blood will make my skin feel smooth like leather!" the 'vampire woman' smirked while throwing a lance made of blood at the woman, only for her to dodge. "What!?"
"I can fly fool." she said before changing the dial and caused the wings to vanish, only for her body to turn into smoke and vanish.
[The Phantom of the Opera Power! Haunting Music, Christine~!]
The woman looked around while seeing the woman appear behind her and stabbed her. "I got-"
POOF!
Only for her to vanish in a puff of smoke as the real heroine appeared behind her, blades of smoke forming around her as they went flying like bullets as the woman got stabbed.
"AHH!" she cried as the heroine changed the dial and gained thick scales on her arms as her body grew a few feet in height.
[The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms Power! Atomic Explosion! Raise the Death Toll!]
POW!
The woman went flying from a single punch as the other monsters decided to charge at her as she changed the dial and caused her to shrink back as the 'mouth' on her helmet turned into a permanent grin with the armor becoming thicker and more like a crusader's suit of cold iron.
[Gwynplaine Power! The Man Who Laughs, Fear Upon All!]
She spun around and began to punch each of the monster's faces, causing a strange black aura to form around them.
"Ow!"
"Hey!'
"Grab her!"
That was when the heroine, seeing that fear didn't affect them, changed the dial and caused her grin to vanish and a small paintbrush like rapier to appear in her hands.
[Dorian Gray Sword! Painting the World though the Devil's Rot!]
She slashed at the monsters while causing black paint to form all over them, corroding them as the werewolf and the knight had enough and ganged up on her.
"I'm going to hang you up by your entrails!"
"Ah! Get off!" she growled while the top hat wearing monster slashed her with his knives, causing her pain before she changed the dial and gained a good fifty feet or so.
[Fifty Foot Woman Power! Revenge Time, SWASH!]
She caused her arms to increase in size before slamming them at the monsters.
RUMBLE!
"AHH!"
But that was when the castle monster used this opportunity to 'spit' ash in the hero's face and blinded her as the monster punched her head off.
CRASH!
The body fell over and decreased in size while Yui noticed that the dial was changed, possibly before the impact, and that her body was fixing itself, head included.
[Zombie Power! Braaaiiinnnsss~! Rising Hunger~!]
"Wow, Deus ex Machina." Yui sweatdropped while a dark aura covered the hero and the dial turned by itself.
[Hyde Power! Jekyll Falters, Hy-den Force Awaken! Ha ha ha!]
A dark fog covered her as her armor became completely black, the visor became a sickly red color and her claws gained a sickly green color.
"Looks like it's Dark Rider time." Omni said while eating some popcorn. "I suggest you fuse the seven monsters into one, or she might destroy them all before showing off her final form."
"Fine. Make my monsters fuse!" Yui grumbled while hoping that the Rider would just fall already, as she felt a little OP at the moment.
"Oh fine." he shrugged before zapping the seven monsters and transformed them into a tall humanoid female with bone like armor, long white hair, dark red eyes, a G cup chest and wide ass, sharp dagger like teeth, long knife like fingers, sharp high heeled boots, a demonic shadow that extended from her feet to her back that had squid like arms and legs, a small set of teeth, smoke like hair and amber eyes. "Meet the Serial Doomatrix."
"AHHH!" the rider roared while charging at the newly named Serial Doomatrix with her clawed out wide.
Said monster grinned before swinging her claws, cutting through the rider's suit and drawing blood, before the squid arms lashed out and started whipping at her from several directions.
"AH!" she roared while the pain was immense, but she charged at the monster.
SLASH!
Only to get slashed in the face, her helmet breaking as the belt overheated and canceled the transformation on the spot, making her fall to the ground.
"Ha! Foolish mortal, no one can destroy me!" laughed the creature while licking her lips. "You trying to fight me is precious, it makes me wanna just gobble you up~ I'll bet that body of yours is just dying to unwind, so let me help~"
"Ah...you...moneros...will never win…" she got out while getting slashed by the tentacles. "AH!"
"That's it, bleed and squirm, it makes this moment all the better~" she laughed while hitting her again and again, causing blood to fall on the crystalline ground, making Yui smirk with glee.
"How's your precious rider gonna get out of this one? Trick question! She won't! This is the horror and terror that comes from real live monsters, and not ones in the 2D realm." Yui chuckled while Omni smirked. "What?"
"In her world, she has faced evil incarnate and never once saw failure." he narrated as the monster kept on hitting the woman with tentacles. "Yet on this day, the classic monsters fail her and true defeat is at hand."
"AH!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Yet." Omni continued as Yui noticed that the woman's eyes were filled with hope and terror, not defeat, as the golden dial started to look cleaner and usable. "For all of the monsters in this world, only one has stood the test of time. One that brought forth evil and pain as well as hope. This monster is the arch king of the world and yet has not failed or died, but gotten stronger."
Dracila stumbled up while her right hand reached for the golden dial and twisted it to the right.
[Horrific Mon-Ztar Rise.] the belt said as black and gold electrically charged fog began to cover her body.
"Hen...Henshin!"
SLAM!
ZAP!
ZAP!
[Mon-Ztar Time!] the voice said while electricity shot out along with the fog to reveal a golden bodysuit with thick slim black armor on the shoulders, hips, torso and legs, three long horn-like protrusions on her helmet that curved near the tips, a gold 'M' shaped over the eyes with two tiny teeth near the mouth, long curved nails and tiny black spines near the arms and leg areas, a long golden cape with different monster silhouettes on them, and holding a large golden claymore with a ruby red dice like device on it's tip as the visor glowed. [AH! The Arch Queen! Adapt and SCREAM! Fear! Fear! Fear Fear Fear! Fear the Empress, Arch Mon-Ztar of Fear!]
"What!?" both the monster and Yui yelled in shock while Omni chuckled.
"For the ultimate monster is no beast or killer, but the entire race of humanity itself. It's power-"
She reached for the dice and spun it around as it landed on a human skull, causing it to glow a dark red color.
[All Powers! Human! AH! The Monster!]
"Is adaptation itself!"
She charged at the monster while slashing at the air, sending the astral forms of a mace, a pair of guns, and a small rapier at them, dealing great damage in the form of acid, lightning and corroding paint, in the process.
"Ahhhh!" screamed the fusion as she backed up and tried swatting at the attacks.
"Hey! Humans are real though!" Yui yelled in shock.
"Yet they created all the monsters in this world to deal with fear." Omni said while seeing the Rider using all her powers, including a mix of The Fifty Foot Woman, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and King Kong's abilities to push back the combined monster into a corner. "Real or fictional, humanity is the one to create fear and adapt to said fear. That is why this form is a final form for a horror based rider."
"RAAAH! I'm going to eviscerate you again and again!" the monster roared before seeing the rider snapping her fingers as a black and white Matchless Model X model motorcycle with long horn-like handles, a wolf-like jaw in place of a steering tube, golden headlights and a long saddle with a bladed edge near the back that zigzagged down towards the back wheel, appeared from nowhere and slammed into her, causing her to stumble as the rider jumped onto the bike and used the astral version of the Wolfman Cannon to blast the monster into the air before revving the bike.
ZOOM!
ZOOM!
And sped towards the falling monster before jumping back and allowed the bike to collide with her.
[Mon-Ztar Bike CHARGE!]
CRASH!
BOOM!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The monster cried out as the bike vanished as the rider flipped the switch on her belt three times.
[Final Horror!] it laughed while her cape glowed with a golden light that soon entered the blade and became a demonic dragon. [EMPRESS DRAGO SLASH! HAHAHA!]
The monster panicked and quickly formed a black sword from her own body and charged at her. "I WILL NOT BE KILLED BY A HUMAN!"
"Back to the films you monero scum! HA!"
SLASH!
SLASH!
Omni looked at Yui and quickly covered himself in a protective shield. "You might want to protect yourself-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
And cue a massive explosion of energy hitting Yui and annihilating the surrounding area in the process.
"...oh that gotta hurt."
"Ya think?" Yui coughed while currently naked and censored for some reason.
"Need a new cloak?"
"Nah, I like letting my jewels breath." He said while Omni facepalmed and threw a new black cloak over him. "HEY!"
"Time and place Yui." he sighed while looking at the newly formed crater.
And...saw that both were still standing...now fossilized.
"Damn, they both survived! Somehow." Yui yelled in disbelief.
"Well, it's a tie." Omni sweatdropped. "And since both are fossilized, it looks like the bet is won by both sides."
"And lost too."
"That too."
"So what do you want exactly? Money? To make this rider a new series?"
"Oh, I just wanted a hug and permission to take the Young Justice cartoon's team, past and present, on a DC omniversal road trip." Omni smiled while Yui looked at him in shock. "What?"
"That's it? Really?"
"Yep. That's really it."
"Why not ask for a hug beforehand?"
"Because usually when I ask it's either 'I'm busy' or 'Is this a trick'." Omni sweatdropped.
"...I wasn't wrong."
"Just give me a hug and permission for the Young Justice omniversal road trip so we can figure out what you wanted from this bet." Omni deadpanned while extending his arms out.
Yui sighed before hugging the guy.
This lasted a long while before Yui finally let go of him.
"Thanks, so what was your idea if you won the bet?"
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to censor myself since I don't think the readers could handle my brand of perversion."
"...fine. But if it's too crazy then I'm out." Omni said before making a portal.
"Wait what about the Rider?" Yui asked while pointing to the crater, only to find that the woman was missing.
"What Rider?"
"...clever girl." Yui muttered while the camera zoomed into the distance, revealing the heroine riding the Mon-Ztar Bike into the sunset. "Clever girl."
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Author's note: Go ahead and give a look see at my Deviantart account, the name of which you can find near the top of my profile. I've got a few reviews on random stuff I feel are ones that point out some rather good viewpoints.