List of Oneshots part 4

by yugiohfan163

Requests are not guaranteed to be done. If they get done, they get done. Don't go expecting any ideas done at the drop of a hat or expect any promises. No ones making any money off these, which means we're not obligated to rush on certain ideas.

37. Chapter 37

List of oneshots part 4

chapter 37

Plot: Booster Gold and Blue Beetle run into Yui and Omni

Series: DC

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-Somewhere in the time stream-

Though colored lights and rushing sounds, a Time Bubble goes flying by as it's occupants, the famous Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, are off on another adventure...the problem however was that well...

"I'm telling you Booster, going back in time to get the first donut in history is a bad idea." spoke Ted Kord while Michael aka Booster Gold rolled his eyes.

"And I'm telling you that we're just dropping on by to see what it was like. What it must have tasted like for the people in the past. Who knows, it might be some new flavor forgotten through history."

"Or it could be nothing more than a crisis waiting to happen."

"Oh relax Ted, it's not going to cause a crisis."

"Like the time we went back in time, stole Superman's costume on his first day and accidentally caused him to turn into a peeping tom with a god complex?"

"That doesn't count!" he huffed. "And we are getting the first donut, end of discussion."

"Please, just get a donut like a normal person." Ted deadpanned while walking towards him.

"Yeah, and then I'll be asked by everyone to get them donuts, with coffee, and then I'll have to memorize a bunch of specific details other people have because they can't be happy with regular glazed, no thank you." He said before his left hand was pushed aside by Ted's right hand.

"Just try."

"Mmm, no." he frowned before pushing a button, although due to Ted's hand covering some of the buttons he wasn't able to see what he pressed.

Boop!

[ACTIVATING HYPERTIME EXTREME FUNCTION!]

"What did you press!?"

"I don't know, your hand was in the way!" Booster Gold yelled out before seeing the button, red in color with the words 'Meet The Gods' on it. "Uh, we might wanna hold on to something."

WOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!

And just like that, the Time Sphere went flying into the unknown, to where...we shall find out.

(Elsewhere)

-Outside the omniverse-

In the distance, two deities were busy looking upon a small earth like ball, trying to figure out what to do with it.

"I say we go with fish."

"No, I say cats." spoke the red cloaked figure. "We did fish before and look what happened? They tried to eat us!"

"Oh yeah, because cats won't do the same, it's not like they don't eat their owners when they die in their home!"

"Oi!"

WOOOSH!

Both figures blinked while turning around to see a Time Bubble entering into the edges of the void itself.

"..."

"...Yui?"

"Yeah?"

"How did a Time Bubble get here?"

"I have no idea."

"Want to check?"

"Sure."

And cue them floating over and looking inside, to see the nearly passed out Blue Beetle and Booster Gold at the controls.

"Ugh." the red cloaked figure groaned.

"What is it Omni?"

"I should've known that the two most bumbling DC characters would do something stupid...but NOT this stupid! I mean...just how did they get to the edge of the omniverse!?"

"Bumbling? Booster I can buy, but Blue Ted here?"

"Well I must have been thinking of another version of him then." Omni shrugged before knocking on the glass, getting their attention. "Hey, open up. We have some questions in need of answering."

"Uh...we didn't do it!" Booster Gold gulped while Blue Beetle sighed and opened the Time Bubble's entrance.

"Ok, answer some questions and I won't let Yui break your backs, Bane style." Omni said while pointing to the black cloaked deity.

"He's not wrong."

Both gulped.

"Well? I'm waiting."

(One explication later)

Both deities deadpanned while Ted finished recounting their current 'adventure'.

"So yeah." Booster coughed. "Still want that donut."

"And you couldn't just buy your own?" Yui deadpanned.

"Not my problem." Booster Gold huffed.

"Uh huh, and look what happened." Ted deadpanned.

"Again, not my problem."

Omni and Yui looked at each other before laughing hysterically.

"Oh ha ha." Booster Gold huffed while Ted sighed. "Really funny, but who are you two?"

"Ah...Omni, god of space, time, alters and keeper of the dead. And this is Yui, god of madness and crazy ships. And you're outside the omniverse, far away from the mess known as your reality."

"I knew this was gonna happen." Ted groaned. "I just knew it."

Yui chuckled at this while Booster Gold placed an arm over his shoulder.

"So, are you into Booster Gold products? Because I can get some connections to this 'edge of the omniverse' stick-"

"Not happening bud."

"Oh."

"But what about a challenge?"

Omni stiffened. "Um Yui, are you sure that's a good idea? These ARE time traveling nutcases-"

"Hey!"

"Not you Ted."

"That's better, I think."

"Anyway, you can't give them a challenge-"

"I can and I will." Yui huffed. "Booster Gold, Ted Kord, we the gods challenge you to a contest. Since you two are known to cause problems in DC, you will be going to other timelines/earths and with our help, show us how you fix or break that timeline. The winner gets the bragging rights and the loser gets an atomic wedgie."

Omni coughed. "That was...unexpected. I thought you would try and make them fuck every DC girl for kicks."

"How is that a punishment?" Ted asked. "The wedgie part not the fuck every...what was term?"

"DC, your multiverse. And well, he makes a mean wedgie." Omni said while Yui pulled out a pair of underwear and began to stretch it into different shapes and forms. "He did create the multiversal doom wedgie afterall...ugh."

"Still waiting on those royalty checks."

"I don't-"

"You're on!" Booster Gold smirked.

"Michael!"

"What? The bragging rights are dope."

"Don't say that!"

"What? Dope is a good word."

"Before we start." Omni coughed while Yui looked annoyed. "I have to address the elephant in the room. Currently the DC Multiverse is being invaded by a power crazy goddess with a DNA strand for hair who is ALSO fighting an insane NOW god like evil Batman and while we ARE powerful, we can't influence that portion of said omniverse without getting destroyed."

Booster Gold looked confused. "Eh what? You lost me there."

He sighed before creating a perfect copy of the DC Multiverse. "Ok. This is where you live, Post Crisis and Post Flashpoint/Rebirth."

"Ok."

He then caused a large planet to form over it while different 'earths' covered said planet like tiny grains of sand, although half of it was black. "And this is the omniverse, you see the black portions. That's the result of not only crises, but also the current Dark Metal event."

"Ok and this has to do with the challenge how?"

"While we can influence the narrative or change current events without getting killed and/or banished. We CAN go to points in time AWAY from the multiverse. For clarification, the omniverse is a more broader place, Perpetua maybe omniscient and powerful on a multiversal scale, she is not the Source and thus will not locate us if we just visit these points in time, that and visit the Dark Multiverses before they went kaput."

"..."

"..."

"You're a time traveler Booster. Not a multiversal one-"

"I get the idea." Booster Gold interrupted. "But why explain this when BOTH of us traveled across timelines and saw crazy stuff? I mean, that's kinda redundant in our line of work."

Omni shook his head. "Call it getting facts straight. Besides, I had to give a reason why we couldn't just go to the main multiverse, I mean it's kinda crazy right now." 'And is currently too crazy for anyone not gods, or gods from outside the omniverse...ugh. Too crazy.'

Blue Beetle then noticed a dark ring around the 'planet' along with small chunks of rocks in different colors. "And that would be?"

"The dark ring is the Dark Multiverse with the outermost edges being the Phantom Zone itself, and the rock chunks are parts of the Source Wall, a bit of Perpetua's old multiverse, and some chunks of other omniverses. Those particular ones are based on crossovers with said omniverses, like Superman meets a Xenomorph or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Batman, it's usually random or just strange, but it happens more often than not." Omni shrugged while Yui yawned.

"The point is, blah blah blah, lots of confusing stuff, blah blah blah, you'll understand when we start."

Both heroes blinked while a deep red portal appeared.

"Ok." Omni said while some numbers appeared over his head. "Pick a random number."

"Isn't that risky?"

"The timelines? It depends, some are good, others not so good. Depends." Omni shrugged. "For the numbers, it's either this or throwing stars."

"Throwing what?" Ted asked in confusion.

"Like throwing stones, but with stars. Yui loves it."

"Especially when I land a hit on Omni."

"Yeah-HEY!"

"Just saying~"

"Grrr, pick a random number Ted."

"Uh...I'll go with...43."

The number appeared over the portal as Omni chuckled.

"Ok! Red Rain timeline aka Earth 43 here we come!"

'Why do I feel nervous about this?' thought Booster Gold as they entered into the portal.

(Elsewhere)

-Earth 43, somewhere outside of Gotham-

ZOOP!

The four of them stepped out and looked at the calm forest, full of wolves and bobcats as Omni blinked.

"Ok, so we are a few years before the Blood League's formation...oh this is good."

"What is?" Ted asked.

"Simple, Dracula is alive here."

"What?"

"Right, ahem. Batman vs Dracula goes wrong aka vampiric superheroes."

"Uh...you're trying to scare us, right?"

"No." he deadpanned while Yui pulled out some shotguns from his robes. "I'm not. This is the night that Batman, now a semi turned vampire, becomes a true vampire by Dracula and well...turns evil. Your job is to either save or fuck the timeline up here, and Booster."

"What?"

"Both of you can take anything from this timeline, even Batman's utility belt."

"For real? Sweet!"

"Yep, and the same goes to you Ted. When we go to the other timelines, you can take anything you want." Omni said before Yui blew on a trumpet, scaring the wolves away. "Ok, time to find Dracula and Batman. Weapons ready?"

"Big time." grinned Booster.

"Then let's find the Batman!" Omni grinned before a red portal appeared and the old Adam West Batmobile appeared. "And I'm-"

"Calling shotgun!" Yui grinned.

"Awww." Booster Gold pouted.

"Oh by the way." Omni said as they got into the vehicle. "Whatever happened to Skeets, I didn't see him in the Time Bubble."

"Oh, he is in there. But he's recharging after that battle with Parasite, it takes about ten days or so to recharge so..." Booster sighed, with a glum expression on his face. "Kinda miss him."

"Relax, the little guy will be up and about in no time." Yui shrugged. "Then you'll be complaining when he keeps reminding you of the obvious."

"Yeah."

"So what are we looking for exactly?" Ted asked as Yui started the Batmobile, Omni humming a tune.

(Insert Batman 1966 Opening Theme)

"A giant man bat and a Batman with wings, duh."

"And we won't be detected by them, right?"

"Well..."

"No." Omni deadpanned while humming the tune. "They will notice us, but you can change the timeline for the better or the worse. Besides, what's the fun in changing the timeline if we are invisible?"

"He's got a point." Booster said as the vehicle drove off.

(Later)

Thunder and lightning flashed across the sky as the Batmobile continued to drive on, making Booster Gold bored.

"You'd think this would be a bit more exciting."

"True." Ted nodded while Omni was currently reading a comic and Yui was asleep at the wheel.

"And where would this Vampire Batman be anyway?"

CRASH!

That was when something hit the hood, leaving a massive dent in it as the car began to swerve off the road, jolting Yui awake as the two heroes saw a massive brown humanoid bat attacking a flying Batman with pointed ears and two large bat wings coming out from the tattered cape.

"Right there!"

"Ah! Ok boys!" Omni yelled while Blue Beetle took out his pistol. "You can either shoot Batman in the face or Dracula, but just hit something!"

"Don't gotta tell me twice!"

As the two heroes opened the windows, Yui was trying to see where he was going as the two vampire-like creatures fought on the hood.

Pew Pew!

Bam Bam!

Only to get shot in the back by the Blue and Gold duo as Omni started to produce several stakes from a portal.

"Booster, I'm going to give you some anti-vampire weapons. Try and hit either the heart or the head." Omni said while throwing a wooden stake into the golden hero's hands. "Also watch out for the teeth!"

"Relax! I've seen tons of vampire movies! I know what I'm doing!"

SLASH!

"AH!" Booster cried out before Ted blasted the man bat in the head, making it cried out before Batman grabbed it and began to bash it against the hood.

"Your welcome."

"I could've gotten him."

"Uh huh."

"Yui." Omni said while pulling out a large bazooka. "Time to crash this thing!"

"What-HOLY SHIT!"

"Hurry up! I have an itchy trigger finger today!"

"Demolition derby boys!"

"Oh god!"

"Wait not in-"

KABOOOOOOOOOOM!

And cue Omni sending a massive missile at the two bat themed beings as the ensuing explosion destroyed the front half of the batmobile and sent the undead beings flying towards an old oak tree.

All the while Booster had brought up his shield in the nick of time.

"Woah. That was close."

"Yep." Omni said while half his body was blown off as he was regenerating at the moment. "Really close."

Yui looked through the smoke and saw both the man bat and Batman impaled by some tree branches as they slowly turned to dust. "Wouldn't wanna be those two."

Booster then noticed the now empty Batsuit and it's utility belt before he walked over and placed it around his belt. "Mine."

"Booster." Ted groaned.

"What? They said I can keep anything I find, so I'm taking Bat's belt. How do I look?"

"Good." Omni nodded. "But you might want me to disarm it's many safety features. Or you might end up like this one Ted."

"What?" Ted said with a raised eyebrow.

"Long story short, your alternate self got shocked so badly that he had diarrhea in his suit."

"Ew."

"That's what I said." remarked Yui.

"Yeah...do that." Booster said while Omni snapped his fingers and caused the belt's safety features to disable and reconfigured it to Booster's DNA.

"Ok. Since you two, with our help, killed both Dracula and Batman...you actually saved the world." Omni smiled. "But we have many more timelines to go to. So Ted, think of a random number."

"Uh...50?"

The number appeared over Omni's head as he smirked. "Ok, Earth 50 here we come!"

ZOOP!

A red portal appeared in front of the heroes as Omni snapped his fingers.

"Oh right, I almost forgot. Yui, remember when you got your butt kicked by the DCAU Justice League and cursed to never come back?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Because of the Dark Metal event and the current state of the multiverse, your curse is null due to the fact that well, the Sphere of the Gods was SO disrupted by Perpetua and the Dark Multiverse that the magic behind said sphere is currently broken. So all magic in other parts of the DC omniverse are destroyed or disrupted in some way and thus, you can go back anytime you want now."

Yui blinked while the notion entered his mind.

"And it's only a one time thing. If you get hit again by a curse after the event fixes itself, you can't get a do over unless a crisis occurs. And well, after this event, crises will never occur..." he looked at the screen. "Unless we will it that is."

"Keeping track of all this is hurting my brain."

"Trust me Yui, it's hard for us too." Ted said with sympathy. "And what exactly is Earth-50?"

"I will tell you when we get there." Omni said as they walked inside the portal.

(Elsewhere)

-Earth 50, Justice League Watchtower-

It was a normal day for the grunts of the space station, monitoring the planet, keeping the systems in check and waiting for their benevolent protectors to finish up a meeting a few floors above them.

Overall, a boring day.

ZOOP!

Until a red portal appeared in a nearby maintenance closet.

Out came the four newcomers, who quickly noticed the lack of lighting.

"What happened to the lights?"

"Apparently Omni here placed us in a closet."

"To be fair, I got us into the Watchtower. No small feat really." Omni deadpanned.

"So what is this place about?"

"Oh. Well on this earth, Luthor became the president, killed the Flash, which caused the heroes to go rogue, kill the president and take over as the Justice Lords." Omni summarized. "Also Batman secretly is against them and Diana married Superman, although right now she is married to Batman...yeah. This timeline is fucked and you two are going to either fix it or break it."

"Woah woah woah, hold on." spoke Booster in shock. "You mean to tell me that Superman went off and actually killed Luthor? Come on, the guys' a genuine boy scout."

"Again, the Flash DIED." Omni deadpanned. "This led to them going over the edge, lobotomizing EVERY villain on the planet and becoming misguided dictators. Trust me, in this timeline, it gets dark REAL fast."

Ted gulped. "And who...who's on this team?"

"Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern John Steward, Hawkgirl and Martian Manhunter. They are the only heroes here as anyone else is killed off or worse, never been made. Also they are in the room above us." Omni pointed upwards.

"Which means if they see us, we're screwed." spoke Yui. "So no precious."

"Aw." Booster huffed.

"But." Omni smirked. "We CAN fuck their operations up. Like oh for example, making this ship crash into the earth or perhaps just taking them out all Predator style."

"I don't know, that sounds risky." Ted said. "Plus it might end badly for us, mostly me since I'm only human."

"Or ARE you?" asked Yui with a hand to his chin.

"I am."

"Or ARE you?"

"I just said I am."

"Yui." Omni deadpanned. "Blue Beetle is not an alien or god, just a human that uses technology to fight crime. A blue Batman in a sense."

Ted groaned at that as Booster Gold played around with the new utility belt and pulled out a tracking device.

"Huh, if this Batman is against the others, maybe we could communicate with him and broker a deal?"

The other three looked at him in surprise.

"What? I have my moments." he frowned. "I'm not an idiot you know."

"Yeah." Omni deadpanned. "Not buying it, but the idea is a good one. So let's find a router."

(Upstairs)

Within the meeting hall of the Justice Lords, we find our 'heroes' sitting around a white table, each one being very different yet similar in attire.

For Superman, he was wearing a black suit with a white cape that extended towards the middle of his chest, a red 'S' symbol on his chest, two white bands on his forearms and shins and two white boots.

For Wonder Woman, she had short black hair and was wearing a red catsuit like attire with a small yellow 'W' over her chest area, black around the neck and shoulders, a golden belt, two gold bands around her forearms shins, silver star earrings, black bands on her shins and red high heels.

For Green Lantern, he was wearing a green attire with no sleeves, black around the shoulders and neck areas, black bands on the forearms and shins, a black belt with a silver centerpiece, a single green hourglass symbol on his chest, and green boots.

For Hawkgirl, she had short brown hair and was wearing a dark brown attire with the upper chest area in the shape of a hawk's head, a golden helmet with two round gold earrings, a golden belt, golden bands on her shins and forearms, and black high heels.

For Martian Manhunter, he was wearing a dark blue and black attire with a single red orb in the center of his chest that featured four crisscrossing lines, a flowing cape that extended a little above his neck, a blue belt, two blue bands on his shins and forearms and blue boots.

And lastly, in the case of Batman, he was wearing a black attire with a silver bat symbol on the chest, a silver belt, a long cape, dark gray bands on his shins and forearms, and gray boots.

Overall, they were vastly different from the Justice League as they were currently discussing the perfection of the earth and how best to keep it that way.

"Alright, there's been a civil unrest going on in Brazil, which we need to fix." spoke up Superman while a map of said country was projected from the table.

"How exactly?" Green Lantern asked. "Violence in that country leads to even more violence."

"A necessary evil yes, but it can be mitigated."

Batman sighed while he watched his team talk about saving the country's people, at the expense of liberty and human rights. 'What I wouldn't give for the days before we attained peace.'

"Batman."

He stiffened while seeing Wonder Woman looking at him.

"Your thoughts?"

"Personally I don't see it as much of a problem compared to others. We could have it straightened out with just a few of us." he said before getting a loud buzzing sound inside his cowl.

Bzzzzzzz.

[Bzzzz. Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Bat's, Booster Gold here, can we meet in private? Bzzz. It's about a deal involving freedom. Bzzzz.]

Batman frowned and stood up. "Excuse me, I have to take care of something."

"Don't stay too long." said Hawkgirl. "Or you might make your wife jealous."

"I highly doubt that." he said before walking away, not noticing Wonder Woman huffing in annoyance as he followed the near undetectable signal. 'I don't know who Booster Gold is but I will find out how he obtained that frequency. Only my original utility belt has it and I locked it in the Batcave years ago.'

(A floor down later)

The former hero looked at the maintenance closet with a blank expression before opening the door, only to see four figures, two in robes, watching a figure running in an electric hamster wheel as several cords connected to the gold colored figure's belt...which looked like his own belt.

And the figure in the wheel? That was...the Flash!?

"Ah! What the heck?!"

"So this is an alternative version of Barry?" Ted asked Omni in confusion.

"Yep, this is him from the DCeased timeline, where the Anti-Life Equation was corrupted and turned others into zombies. I just plucked him here and used him to power the frequency device in Booster's belt."

"And this is safe?"

"Yeah, for us yes. Him...if he steps out he might get eaten by zombies in his timeline-"

"AHEM." coughed Lord Batman with a frown.

"Hey, it's impolite not to knock." chastised Yui.

Omni coughed before snapping his fingers and sent the Flash back to his own time visa, a red portal as Booster walked over and frowned.

"So you're the Batman that acts like a king."

"And you are Booster Gold?"

"Yep, time traveling hero extraordinaire." he pointed to Ted. "And this is Blue Beetle, we are the heroes you never heard of."

"..."

"And we are gods." Omni deadpanned. "Just observers...and why are you looking at him with lustful eyes Yui?"

"Not lustful, just creative."

"..."

Lord Batman frowned while looking at each one with calculating eyes. "How did you get here?"

"Portals." spoke Yui bluntly. "So...whatcha doin'?"

"Assessing the right way of ending you four."

"Oh..."

"But don't you want to hear the deal?" Booster asked.

"...make it quick."

"Oh it's so simple." he said calmly. "You give us your contingency plans and full control of this Watchtower and we can make sure that the Justice Lords will never rise again. Ya know, all mafia styled."

"Which is less stress for you." pointed out Yui.

"...and you will make sure they never come back, at all?"

"Trust us." Omni smirked. "We are highly competent beings. I mean we just stopped a vampire version of you, we can do it."

Lord Batman raised an eyebrow while the screen went black.

(Back in the meeting room)

Tap tap tap tap tap.

"Diana." Superman frowned. "Please stop tapping your nails on the table, it's annoying."

"Sorry Clark, but I was worried."

"About Batman?"

"Yeah. I feel like he's out of it lately." she sighed while Green Lantern nodded in agreement. "Staring into space and just acting weirdly."

"Maybe he's thinking of the broken bones you gave him on the honeymoon." Hawkgirl joked, only to see Wonder Woman frown at her. "Sorry, it's not a laughing matter."

That was when the lights dimmed and the power went out completely, making the occupants panic.

"Batman to Justice Lords, there is a power failure in Sector 0-Gamma. It is about to become critical."

"Wait!" Superman got out before the communications were cut. "Damn it."

"Isn't that sector the old Training Room?" asked Hawkgirl.

"Guess it's reaching its end." spoke GL standing up. "I'll go check it out."

"I'll come as well." Hawkgirl said while taking flight.

"Be safe." Martian Manhunter said while seeing the two fly away. "We better be ready."

"I know." Superman said with a frown.

(Elsewhere)

-Sector 0-Gamma-

Both 'heroes' flew down the dark hallway as they saw the entrance way open and the many guards knocked out.

"This isn't a normal power outage."

"But who would dare do this?" Hawkgirl asked before moving closer to the door.

"Not any of the criminals back on earth, we made sure of that." GL said before turning around and saw Batman in front of him. "Ah! Don't jump out like that."

"Sorry, but my colors mess better in this environment." he said while no one noticed a blue glove moving towards Hawkgirl's side.

ZAP!

And shocked her as another hand grabbed her and covered her mouth, causing her to enter unconsciousness as she was dragged into the room.

"Do you know-"

"I do not, however it might be of alien origins."

GL frowned. "If the Guardians found out-"

"Then they might be here in full force, not disrupting a power core. Wait, where's Shayera?"

GL turned and saw she was gone, making him frown and look around. "Shayera? Where are you?"

That was when he felt a hard 'crack' in the back of the head as he fell into unconsciousness.

"Two down. Three to go." said Batman while cracking his hand.

(With the other three)

"What's taking them so long?" Superman muttered out loud. "They should've been back by now."

"Perhaps the core is too much for them?" Wonder Woman said while Martian Manhunter nodded.

"Or maybe something else is going on." Superman said before getting up. "I will check it out, J'onn, make sure this room is secured tightly. Diana, contact the others."

But as they were about to say yes, a black portal silently appeared under Diana's feet and sucked her in as it closed instanly.

Knock knock.

Superman frowned and went to open the door while Martian Manhunter turned and saw that the amazon was missing. "Maybe that is Steward-"

"Superman, Diana is gone."

Knock knock.

The kryptonian went wide eyed as the door opened and a golden beam hit the martian in the face.

"Special delivery!" grinned Booster Gold before throwing some smoke bombs onto the ground.

FIIIIISH!

"We're under attack!" spoke up Clark before using his x-ray vision and spotted Ted moving up behind him.

"Sorry." he muttered before seeing Superman flying right towards him. "Shit!"

ZOOP!

Only for a red portal to appear and caused a large batch of green kryptonite to rocket from the ground.

"Ah...no...not kryptonite..." he groaned while Martian Manhunter went to break the stone wall.

BASH!

Only for Omni to punch him in the face as he used his portal to summon a magma hand.

"Taste Heatblast's power!"

WOOOSH!

"AHHHHHH!" He screamed as it burned his entire body as Superman felt his powers and consciousness fade.

"Must..." he got out before fainting.

(Later on)

Superman groaned while waking up, only to discover that he was caged and bound to a cell as all around him were his team, all trapped and restrained with power dampining restraints.

And in front of him was Lord Batman, with a small smirk on his face as the four strangers were busy either fixing the restraints or, in the case of the golden man, trying to offer Lord Hawkgirl's Nth metal mace to the blue man.

"I inist, you do need something for the other timelines."

"And again, I humbly decline."

"Come on Ted, pick either this or the lantern ring!"

He grumbled while Superman got out.

"Bruce...? What...?"

"Sorry Clark, but it had to be done." He said while looking at his team. "You have lost sight of everything humanity stood for. You needed to fall and with these passing by travelers, I had to take that chance."

"Yep." Omni smirked. "I mean you are crazy, also don't bother breaking out. That stuff is reinforced Amazo nanotech, the more your struggle, the more it adapts."

"You guys used to be good, but you took it too far." chimed in Yui.

"And believe us." Ted said while finally settling on the mace. "The Justice League does not stand for tyranny. It stands for peace and freedom."

"Yeah, so Bat's here is going to jettison you all into the sun." Booster said while the Justice Lords sans Lord Batman paled. "But what kind of sun was it again?"

"A red star." Omni deadpanned.

"I knew that."

"You can't..." Superman got out while Lord Batman moved his left hand towards the control panel.

"Goodbye and good riddance."

Beep.

And just like that, the cells vanished in a blue flash of light.

"Isn't this out of character? Even for this version of Batman?" asked Yui.

"Well yes, but he is kinda crazy to begin with." Booster said. "I mean, he dresses up like a bat."

"I heard that." Lord Batman frowned.

"That's the point Bats."

Omni coughed while whispering to Ted. "Congratulations, we fucked UP the timeline this time."

"Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"Since Batman is still alive, and still willing to kill, well...he's going to take over the world on his own. But that's not our problem." he whispered before looking at Lord Batman. "Ok, we are going to visit other timelines, as agreed we helped you and now you can let us go."

"Wait, but shouldn't we-"

"Nope, we're out." Yui said in agreement as they quickly ran out of the room and locked it.

"Ok, pick a random number." Omni said to Ted.

"Ok, I pick-"

"Random!" Booster smirked while interrupting his friend.

"Booster!"

A random set of numbers appeared over the now opened portal as Omni sweatdropped.

"Ok...random it is. And hopefully it's not any weird timeline like Cassandra Cain fucking her Batdad."

"...I really didn't need to hear that." Ted said in disgust as Yui winked at Booster.

'What was that about?' he thought as they entered the portal.

(Elsewhere)

-Earth-?/Injustice, Somewhere under the Metropolis Bay-

Within the dark dank hull of a submarine a few fathoms down, the sounds of laughter could be heard as the four travelers appeared from out of the red portal.

"Ok, where are we?" asked Booster.

"In a submarine under the bay of Metropolis. And well...we have to hurry to the clowns before Superman pops up."

"Why?"

"Because this is the Injustice timeline, a very dark timeline where the Joker, in this ship, captured Lois and is about to make Superman go mad by kryptonite fear gas." Omni said seriously, making Yui surprised. "And once he gets infected, he's going to kill her, then kill the Joker in retaliation before turning into a dictator that divided the superhuman population and rules earth under the One-Regime, full of superheroes and villains that want to kill evil before it happens. Needless to say, that's going to happen IF we don't stop the Joker and Harley Quinn right now!"

Ted frowned. "Where are they?"

"Operating on Lois and her unborn child near the hull of the ship. If they succeed, the fear gas in that ship will cause her to die and set off a nuclear warhead in Metropolis itself." Omni said while pointing to Yui. "We need a plan. Yui, any insane ideas?"

"I always have one." Yui smirked.

"Then tell us quickly." Omni frowned. "Because in exactly five minutes, Superman is going to lift this ship out of the water and get gassed."

"Simple, if we can knock out the power, Joker and Harley can't release the gas without using the valves by hand, then we simply add in some water and scram before the power comes back on, minus a few 'misplaced' wires soaked near them."

"That could work." Ted nodded in agreement. "But we need to find the main control panel."

"You mean this one?" Booster asked while pointing to the control panel, which was on the other side of the room and right near a locked door with maniacal laughter behind it.

"That's it. Ok, that's the plan but who's going to go into the room with the Joker and Harley and, with the gas still going, knock them out?" Omni asked while each one looked at the other. "I'm not going in, the last time I tried that I nearly got stabbed in the face by a rubber chicken sword."

"Pass." spoke Booster.

"Not me." Yui deadpanned.

"Wait, I can't go in there. I don't have a gas mask." Ted got out before all three looked at Booster. "But you do have an impenetrable force field Michael."

"Ok ok, I'll go in, but if I get a permanent smile on my face you're paying for my plastic surgery."

(In the room)

"Oh this is going to be so fun. Harley, pass the scalpel."

"Yes Mista J-"

Knock Knock.

"Huh?" the two turned to the door with confusion and annoyance. "What was that?"

"Pizza delivery!"

"Ooh, pizza-"

"Harley, I told you not to call anyone!"

"But I never ordered any!"

"Then it seems like we have a 'surprise' visitor." he spoke, slowly pulling his gun out and walked over to the door with a smile. "What kind of pizza?"

"Um...anchovies?"

"Oh good, I hate anchovies!" he roared, pulling the door open and started shooting.

BAM BAM!

But the bullets ricocheted off the golden force field as they went all over the room before hitting the lights.

"Nice try, but bullets don't work on me." Booster smirked before throwing a batarang at the Joker, missing him and hitting Harley in the shoulder, shocking her into unconsciousness. "Oh you gotta be kidding me!"

"Harley! Get me another clip!" He yelled before getting punched in the jaw, breaking it as he fell to the ground.

"I really needed to do that. Ok guys!" he called out to the other three as Booster quickly ran over to the valves and turned them. "The clowns down and the gas is rerouted, you can come in!"

And just like that, they quickly rushed to Lois's body and began to debate on how they could get the device, the one used to set off the nuke, from her body without killing the baby.

"Ok, this is way beyond my expertise." Ted frowned.

"True and I know Yui isn't a doctor."

"Hey!"

"You tried to attach a poodle's tail to a guy's face." Omni deadpanned as Yui huffed. "Anyway, my portals can act like a two way gateway but I need concentration or I might kill both of them or set the nuke off."

"So like a dangerous game of Operation?"

"Yeah."

"Oh joy." remarked Yui rolling his eyes.

Omni gulped while summoning a portal and caused a pair of twin plasma blades to appear from them. "I hope Wasabi isn't upset about this."

(Elsewhere)

-Dimension 0000691- 34 BH6, San Fransokyo-

"What is going on with my hands!?" Wasabi yelled out while his team and the current enemy Noodle Boy watched as his hands were in a red portal as blood seemed to ooze out of it. "Ah! What? Wait is that a spleen?! Oh god no! Wait...oh god! That's not natural!"

"Should we help him?" Honey asked.

"Nah." Gogo said flatly. "It's kinda entertaining."

(A few minutes later/Back with the Gold and Blue)

"And...we are done." Omni panted while Yui was holding the controler in his hands. "Ew."

"At least we didn't hear a buzz, or else we'd be fucked."

"Big time." Booster said while tying up Harley and the Joker up with some rope, provided by the utility belt. "And I'm amazed you actually used Amazo's nanotech to patch her up."

"It was either that or water from the Lazarus Pits." Omni gagged before feeling the ship rising up quickly. "Shit! Superman's here, and if he sees us he might-"

RIPPPPPPP!

"Oh no." he gulped before Superman tore open the ship's hull and saw the four of them, covered in blood and with Lois right in Yui's arms.

"Lois!" he cried out in shock before glaring at the deity. "What have you done to her?"

"Woah there! We were helping! I swear!"

But he was too enraged to see reason and got ready to fire his heat vision at him.

ZOOP!

If Omni didn't use his powers to redirect the heat vision back at the Man of Steel.

"Calm down! We just saved her life!" Omni yelled.

Superman reeled back, but didn't drop the sub and was momentarily caught off guard.

"Yo Supers!" Booster called out, getting his attention. "It's us, Booster Gold and Blue Beetle...wait. Does this timeline have a Blue Beetle and Booster Gold variant?"

"Yep." Omni nodded as Superman calmed down.

"Ted, Michael? What are you two doing here?"

"Oh just saving the timeline, breaking a timeline or two. And don't worry about the Joker, broke his jaw for you." he said while looking at the Joker's joybuzzer. 'By god I'm tempted to take that clown's gadgets.'

Superman looked relieved while Omni moved towards Ted as Yui placed Lois on the table, slowly.

"Pick a random number, quickly." 'I don't want to be at the tail end of his super punch when he learns what I did to save her.'

"51!"

The number appeared as a red portal formed right in front of the four.

"RUN!" Omni yelled as he jumped into the portal, then Yui as Booster quickly grabbed Harley's mallet and jumped in as well.

"Um...later." Ted said nervously as he jumped into the portal, which closed instantly as Superman stared blankly at the sight.

"...I really need to stop drinking with Lois at night."

(Elsewhere)

-Earth 51, somewhere near New York-

Within the destroyed and ruined city, now flooded by global warming over a few hundred years, we find a blond haired boy with blue eyes and wearing nothing but tattered pants, black boots and a pistol holster on his left hip, resting on one of the floating 'islands' as he tried to avoid the Rat Men that ruled this city.

'Hopefully I can get out of here and move south towards the lowest point of the Tiger Empire.' he thought before hearing a loud 'ZOOP' sound and a flash of red as he ran towards the edge and saw four figures walking out and onto a small 'island' of steel. 'Who are they? Men like me?'

SPLASH!

"Gah!" Booster got out while his right boot hit the splashing water. "These were brand new!"

"Welcome to Earth 51." Omni said while Yui looked around. "And this is a lot worse than most timelines I've been to."

"This place seems familiar."

"Oh, in the Batman: The Brave and The Bold timeline, this is one of the futures that Batman entered."

"OH!" Yui said in surprise as Ted looked confused.

"I only heard about something like this from Booster...but my memory is a little funky."

"DC Crisis events can do that to you." Omni sighed while not seeing the blond watching them with caution. "But since you are looking at me funny I will tell you something. The complex history of this timeline."

"Ugh! Boring!"

"Booster!" Ted frowned. "Let him continue."

"Ugh, fine."

"Ok. So this is going to be a brief summer of the history of this earth, both past and current." Omni said while looking at Ted and Booster. "Ahem. Originally Earth 51 had two separate timelines, Earth-AD and Earth-51, the former being the timeline where a chemical called Cortexin caused animals to become intelligent while decreasing human intelligence greatly. In the former Earth-51, Jason Todd died and Batman killed all the villains, making it a utopia until the Monarch attacked it in the Pre-Crisis era. The Superman-Prime defeated him and broke his armor, which destroyed all but a snippet of that timeline, which was then reformatted into a new Earth-51 similar to the main timeline except for a few people not existing. When a group of heroes entered that timeline, they had a virus called the Morticoccus virus, one that did the same thing as Cortexin but turned humans into animal hybrids of pure rage. It destroyed everything and caused the Great Disaster to occur, with very few humans existing with human level intelligence. THEN it got displaced into Limbo and returned later on."

"Ok and why is it here now?" Yui asked.

"Because Checkmate, during Final Crisis, moved a portion of the population of New Earth aka the main timeline to this earth and removed all traces of the main timeline, turning it into a new Earth 51. Checkmate, now called the Global Peace Agency, then used the Question's mask along with OMAC units to keep the earth safe and maintain it's order. But because of this crazy timeline restructuring, Earth 51 gained the properties of Earth-AD and well, as of right now." Omni said while pointing all around him. "We are in a timeline where humans are animals, animals are humans in intelligence and a blond haired boy is the only true intelligent human left. Any questions?" 'With the New Gods watching us...I hope they don't attack us. At all.'

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I take that as a no. Ok, so we can either A, go back in time and prevent the virus. B, fuck it up more by blowing the planet up. C, bringing peace to both sides or D, just doing whatever we want. You pick Blue and Gold."

"Prevent/Peace." Both said at once while Yui nodded. "Wait? You want peace/to prevent it? No, prevent/peace."

Omni facepalmed while the blond boy moved towards their location. 'Heroes.'

'Maybe they are the ones to fix man? But what are they exactly? The stories never said anything about a beetle man, a sun man or moth men.' He thought while he began to slowly make his way with Yui perking up.

"Eh?"

The boy stiffened before seeing the 'moth man' turn quickly towards him with a grin.

"I see you~"

He raised his gun up and pointed it at him. "Moth or no moth, you will tell me how to save this world."

"Moth!?"

"Calm down kid." Ted said while the boy didn't move the gun away from Yui's face. "Let's just talk things over."

"Yeah, no need to shoot his head off." spoke up Booster.

Omni looked at the boy while said boy kept the gun to Yui's face. 'Huh Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth, wants to bring peace to a work of human haters. Hmmm, interesting.'

"Tell me the secret or the moth gets it!"

"I'm not a moth!" frowned Yui. "How do I look like a moth to you?"

"You have the big wings and tiny head so yes, you are a moth man." he frowned at that while Ted tried to take the gun.

BAM!

Only for him to get glazed by the bullet as the boy got into a stance with Booster looking a little annoyed that his friend nearly DIED again.

"Oh it's SO on now!"

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Yui yelled as the two humans began to fist fight as Omni looked on with interest.

'Mmm, bringing peace could help the timeline, or fuck it up. Mmmmm.' he thought as the boy broke Booster's glasses and got hit in the face as a consequence.

"Ah!"

"You owe me a new pair of glasses!"

"You really are a strange sun man, but I will beat the secret out of you!"

"I don't even know what that means!"

ZOOP!

That was when a pair of shadow hands erupted from a red portal as Omni held them tightly.

"Kamandi. Booster Gold. This is not the time for fighting!" Omni snapped. "This is the time to fix the timeline, so stop struggling or I'll make Yui fuck you until the cows come home!"

"You're joking right?" Ted asked while some blood dripped from the shoulder wound, which was being healed by the mace's Nth metal.

"Nope."

"You DO look pretty good in that costume." remarked Yui looking Michael over, making him step back.

"Ok, creep factor all the way up."

"Same. The moth man is creepy."

"I'm not a moth!"

"Look, will you calm down and let us help your time or not?" Omni deadpanned.

"...fine."

"Ok. So do we prevent the virus from happening or broker peace?"

"Pre-"

"Peace! We do peace!" Ted interrupted as Booster grumbled.

"Fine." Omni said with a huff. "We can save the day by bringing peace to the species, but we won't be able to have outside help if we do."

"Wait, why? Can't we get some Green Lanterns to help?" Booster asked. "There has to be some here, right?"

"It won't help. The virus that caused earth to fall also infected every world in the universe, thanks to the actions of Hal Jordan. He was trying to find help amongst the stars, only to cause them the same fate as this place." Omni sighed. "So in all the universe, nothing resembling your timeline exists here."

"Wow, even when he's in control, Hal messes stuff up." Booster sweatdropped.

"Yeah. Now to get all the Animal Men here...maybe somewhere less wet." Omni said before looking at Yui. "UN Building or Roman Colosseum?"

"Roman."

Omni nodded before summoning a portal above the area as the coliseum appeared and-

SPLASH!

Landed in the water, becoming a floating island in the process as Kamandi looked on in surprise.

"Ok, Ted, Booster." Omni smirked. "Let's make the games live again!"

(Later on)

Within the ancient structure, Omni, Yui, the Blue and Gold, along with the Last Boy on Earth watched on as the assembled Animal Men appeared from separate red and black portals.

All of them confused, different species and well, agitated.

"What is this place?"

"Why are there Ape Men here?!"

"Tigers, why tigers?"

"Sssssss?"

That was when Omni produced a microphone from his sleeve and flicked it, causing the animals to cover their ears in pain.

"Ahem. Yui, time to talk to them and no fucking them." Omni warned him.

"Ya know even I can control my urges, I don't ALWAYS wanna plow a walking talking gorilla. I mean if Grodd were here then-"

"YUI!" Omni, Ted and Booster yelled as Kamandi looked confused.

'So he wants to farm an Ape Man...weird moth.'

"What? I'm just saying it, how it is." Yui huffed before tapping the mic again, causing the animals pain. "Attention? Is this thing on?"

"Damn you moth!" roared a tiger in full roman armor with a purple cape as a tiger with a silver headband and green attire groaned in pain.

"Who's that?" asked Ted.

"Great Caesar, ruler of the Tiger Empire and his son, Tuftan, the prince and my friend." Kamandi answered. "They are the biggest human haters in the world."

"Wait what?"

Omni facepalmed. "I knew I forgot something. These guys HATE humans, to the point they turn them into slaves and beasts of burden."

"And to the point humans are less insightful than they used to." Yui added before turning his attention to the Animal Men. "Ahem, animals! Let this Kangaroo Court comence!"

"What is the moth saying?"

"What's a kangaroo?"

"Ssss!"

"Eat it!"

"No not that! I mean a trial!"

They growled at him while Yui pulled out a machine gun from a portal and fired into the air, spooking them.

"Shut it!"

"Moth." frowned Great Caesar. "You better have a good reason to bring all of us here, with three beasts in our mists."

"He's talking about you three." Omni whispered to Ted, Booster and Kamandi.

"So all of you can stop fighting like children that's what. And the name's Yui." He deadpanned while the animals looked at him in anger. And we are here to bring peace to this place."

And cue them laughing at the notion.

"Yup, saw that coming."

"Big time." Booster nodded.

"Yep." Ted sighed in disappointment.

"Moths, bring peace? With Humans? HA!" Great Caesar laughed. "You must be mad!"

"No, but you sure are given how you can't find a reason to make peace. All you do is fight, fight, and fight! Did the idea of co-existence even clink in that hairball you call a brain?"

"What did you call me, moth?" he growled while really offended by this human lover's words.

"You heard me!" Yui frowned. "And I'm not a MOTH!"

Omni sighed while looking at Ted. "Ok, we can either leave, fuck this timeline up more or just see what happens when Yui get's called an insect too many times."

"I thought we were going to try and make peace? We can't just leave in the middle of talks."

"Well, it's not getting to any peace agreement." Omni sighed as the Tiger Man continued to make Yui pissed. "Plus knowing my pal...he's going to blow up soon, and not in the normal way either."

"You're exaggerating." Booster asked while Kamandi noticed that Yui's body was expelling a deep green aura of anger. "Right?"

"No I'm not."

"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not scared to get up close and personal with other species! I'll bet your tiger dick is too tiny to give a gorilla a good plowing!"

"Why you cur!"Great Caesar growled while not seeing Yui getting ready to blow. "Insects like you have no place in the eyes of the Tiger Empire! You are nothing but a fragile, insignificant bug that I will crush with my bare claws! My warriors, bring me his head!"

"Follow the tiger's idea!" an Ape Man growled while the other Animal Men started to get the same idea. "Kill the moth! Rip its wings off!"

"Ha! You lot couldn't kill me if you tried! You'd have to pool ALL your resources just to get close!" Yui cackled in anger while the animals, from apes to large killer whales, ran, flew and swam towards him with the intent to kill as Kamandi smirked.

"Looks like a-"

ZOOP!

And cue him getting sucked into a red portal as Booster and Ted looked confused.

"What?" Omni asked innocently. "It was going to be a massacre. We don't need him getting killed right?"

"Yeah, but where DID you send him?" Ted asked.

"...I actually don't know. Let me check." He said before looking into a portal and paled.

"What is it?"

"...I might have accidentally placed him on the moon...fuck."

"Oh, so nothing bad."

"Just a lack of oxygen." Omni groaned as Yui snapped and attacked every single being with flaming green nuclear explosions. "Shit!"

"DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!"

BOOOOOM!

BOOOOOOOM!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ted and Booster paled as Omni shielded them with a wall of bricks.

"Ok! Pick the last random number! And hurry before we all die in fire!"

"I can't think of any!"

"Anything!"

"Um...I..."

BOOOM!

"HURRY TED!" Booster yelled.

"-1!"

That was when the number appeared as the red portal, summoned quickly by Omni, turned a dark purple color.

All of them jumped in without a word.

(Elsewhere)

-Dark Multiverse, Earth -1, Metropolis-

It was a calm afternoon as Omni, Ted and Booster ran out of the portal as Yui, now smoking and covered in burn marks, followed behind, albit calmer than before.

"Ah, I feel refreshed." Yui sighed.

"So that timeline is fucked up?" Booster asked.

"Yep, and it was glorious~"

'Easy for you to say.' Ted thought before looking around. "So what timeline is this?"

"Earth -1. One of the timelines of the Dark Multiverse...and well, it's not a particularly good one. And in about twenty or so minutes...shit is going to hit the fan."

"Ok, what's gonna happen this time?"

"Superman is going to go into a murderous rampage, kill his wife, attack Batman who is afraid of Superman turning evil, heat vision his arm off, and will die when Batman injects himself with the Doomsday virus, turning him into the Devastator." Omni said with a shiver. "But the virus spreads all over the planet and turns all life into feral Doomsday-like monsters. And it will happen in about twenty to twenty five minutes...so we have to stop it from happening."

"Oh...that bad."

"Yeah, and we have to either destroy Batman's belt which contains the virus or stop aka kill Superman."

"Mmmm." Booster hummed while putting his left elbow on Yui's head like an armrest. "Kill Sups or stop Bats...does either of them have anything on hand?"

"Batman has a kryptonite spear." Omni said while hearing some explosions in the distance, although it was far away from them.

"We need to try and stop Batman." spoke Ted.

"Ok, death or life?" Omni asked while looking at a watch. "Also they will be here very soon."

"Life."

"Ok, save Batman." Omni nodded while hearing a loud explosion occurring downtown. "But we are going to kill Superman, Yui, get the kryptonite dildo cannons!"

"What?"

"You were the one to make them that ONE time drunk in my house."

"Oh."

'I do NOT want to know.' the Blue and Gold duo thought while they rushed to the source of the explosion.

(A few minutes later)

As they got towards downtown Metropolis, the group notices that Superman was flying towards Batman, who was holding a kryptonite tipped spear and for some reason had a white triangular symbol with a dark blue diamond shaped mark in it's center along with two black bat wings, instead of the normal bat symbol on his chest.

"Ok here's the plan, we." Omni pointed to Yui. "Will be drawing Superman away from Batman while you and Booster disable Batman's utility belt."

"Easier said than done. If he's on guard with Superman here, he'll see us coming and knock us out before we get even close."

"You still have vampire Batman's utility belt Booster." Omni sweatdropped. "And Lord Hawkgirl's Nth Metal mace Ted. Use those to your advantage and also a word of advice."

ZOOP!

Omni's left arm reached into a portal and brought out a blade, laced with holy energy and seemingly had a golden handle. "Don't die." 'I hope Saber's Excalibur works on Superman, magic or not.'

"You got it." Booster smirked while taking flight. "Let's go!"

"Wait! I can't fly!" Blue Beetle yelled while running after him as Yui and Omni nodded to each other and turned their gazes to Superman.

"Ready for a fight with a classic icon?"

"Oh yeah!"

"Then let's go!" Omni grinned while charging at Superman and slashed Excalibur at the alien, drawing blood in the process. "Take this you pantsless alien!"

"Ah!"

SWISH!

SWISH!

SWISH!

This led to numerous other slashes, drawing more blood.

All the while Yui decided to have some fun by opening up several portals and began firing literal Supergirls at the Man of Steel.

"Ah! Ow! What the?! Kar-GAH!" He got out while Ted and Booster moved towards Batman and took the spear from him.

"Nope, no spears for you Bats." Booster said while twirling it. "Also, we are here to stop you from becoming Doomsday the II."

"Wait, what are you two doing here? And what are they?"

"Friends." Ted said seriously. "And we are here to stop you from injecting yourself with that virus. Now give it to use before anyone gets hurt."

Batman frowned. "I am not going to let that happen, the virus is the only thing needed to save the world. To save it from Superman."

"Yeah, and screw over the rest of the world." spoke Booster. "You use that, and this whole place goes under."

"But I can't let him destroy it!"

SWISH!

"GAH! Stop-GAH!" Superman yelled while getting slashed and bombarded by Supergirls as Yui and Omni held him back.

"Then relax and stop this fighting!" Yui laughed while Omni slashed at Superman's face, causing him to lose the use of his right eye.

"Direct hit!"

"Look Bats, I know you're paranoid but this isn't the right way." Booster frowned. "So give me the belt."

Batman frowned while feeling like he backed into a corner, fear and paranoia festering in his mind as the kryptonian tried to land a direct hit on the deities, failing each time. "I can't do that. I have a job to do, and I WILL finish it." Batman frowned before moving his hand towards the belt.

SMASH!

Only for an Nth Metal mace to hit the belt, breaking it in the process as Ted sighed.

"You'll thank me later."

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"

"Stopped you from fucking over the planet, you're welcome."

"But now Superman is going to destroy the planet!"

"Not really." Omni called out while smirking. "Yui, let's kill a god!"

"Righty-o!"

Superman roared in rage and pain as Omni's blade began to glow a golden color.

"You hold him in place, I'll build up enough power to blow his atoms apart!"

Yui morphed his body around to stretch and wrap around Superman's body.

"RRRRAAAAAHHHHH! ALL OF YOU MUST DIE!" Superman roared while Yui began to form a thick ooze like substance around him. "YOU MUST DIE!"

"Not today!" Yui grinned while turning into a set of black chains.

"EX-" Omni yelled while the sword's golden light extended outwards and pierced the sky itself before he swung it. "CALIBUR!"

The pillar of light crashed into Superman as Yui jumped out of the way, causing the alien immense pain as the light began to cover the sky like a tower, which had the strange effect of bringing positive emotions such as hope into this dark world.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Superman screamed as his body began to turn to dust.

"Boom bitch!" Yui laughed as the light vanished to reveal a large hole in the ground, making Batman, Ted and Booster look on in shock.

"He...did it." Batman muttered while clenching his fist, something Ted and Booster noticed.

"Um are you ok?" Ted asked.

"They...ruined everything! My perfect cure for humanity! The cure for humanity's need for Superman! He ruined everything!" he yelled while the Gold and Blue duo looked at him in shock.

"Dude, Superman is gone and the day is saved, that's all that matters."

That was when Batman grabbed Booster by the neck and placed him into a tight chokehold.

"GAH!"

"The day is never saved! Not when his kind still exists!" He yelled while insanity finally took hold of his rational mind. "And you Superman worshipers!"

"Batman stop! We're on your side!"

"NO ONE'S ON MY SIDE!" He roared before-

BANG!

Getting shot in the head by a bullet as he fell to the ground, dead.

"Ah...ah..."

Ted turned around quickly and saw that Yui was holding a silver pistol, one with a cross on the barrel, as he seemed to be grinning like a fanged beast.

That and he had a red fedora on his head.

"Eat me." Yui smirked while Omni shook his head.

"I knew something like this would happen. Are you ok Booster?"

"I wanna say yes, but that would be a lie." He groaned.

"Anyway." Omni said with a sigh. "I guess you two won the bet."

"Wait what?"

"We betted against you and thought you couldn't do anything. But you actually fucked up time itself, and saved some, so I at least conceded defeat."

"But WE weren't the ones who shot Batman."

"But you destroyed his virus. If you didn't smash it then the world would've had a Superman Doomsday beast running around ALONG with the Devastator."

"Still." Ted frowned.

"Just take it." Yui deadpanned.

"Ok ok."

Omni smirked while making a portal. "Booster, you can keep the spear."

"Sweet." He grinned while they entered the portal, not noticing a grinning figure watching from behind a building.

'Mmmm. Those two might be trouble down the road, perhaps I could use them one day? He he.'

(Elsewhere)

-Earth 0, USA, Gotham City-

Within the dark city, a red portal appears over a nearby rooftop as Booster Gold and Blue Beetle were spat out along with the Time Bubble, with Yui and Omni walking out a moment later.

That was when the heroes noticed it was snowing.

"Welcome back to your timeline, and merry Christmas as well." Omni smiled while winking at the audience. 'Hopefully this makes up for not doing a Christmas themed ship or idea...right?'

"Who are you talking to?" Ted asked.

"No one in particular. So since you two won the bet, all the weapons you got are yours." Omni gave a thumbs up. "Thus I officially call you both the D&D Geeks!"

"Hey. I'm a celebrity, he's the geek." Booster huffed while Yui and Omni walked towards the portal.

"Well see you two later." Omni said while no one noticed that the two hero's eyes turned pink. "And try not to fuck up too much, you might make your spouses upset."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You'll find out." He said before they vanished into the portal as said portal vanished instantly.

But what they didn't know was that Poison Ivy, Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) and Harley Quinn were right behind them with lustful looks on their faces.

"Hey there boys~" Poison Ivy smirked while licking her lips as Batgirl moved closer to Ted.

"Time for kinks~" she said while grabbing his balls.

"And toys~" Harley smirked while grabbing Booster's ass and squeezed it.

"Uh...Ted?"

"Yeah?"

"We're gonna need some viagra to keep up."

"Yeah." He said before they started to glare at them with deadly eyes.

"Who is your wife? Not these sluts right?" They asked with one voice, their weapons drawn and ready for the kill.

'And a doctor.' Both though as elsewhere...

-Outside the omniverse-

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

Two gods were laughing at their misfortune.

"Oh I can already tell those two are gonna HATE us!"

"Oh big time!" Omni laughed. "And I hope they get their dicks flattened by Power Girl and Lady Shiva! Hahahaha!"

"Ha! Yandere pheromones, hilarious!"

"And so worth the loss! Haha!"

"Hmmm, yandere pheromones, I could market that!"

"Yeah, along with your other knick knacks!"

Both gods laughed as the screen went black.