List of oneshots part 4
chapter 57
A boy ends up with a harem of rejects.
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We find ourselves in a dark room as a single beam of the morning finds its way onto the face of our main character currently asleep.
"Zzzzzzzz." He had messy black hair, light skin, looks like he slept in his business suit and tie. He was also drooling on his pillow, while kissing it.
"Shu! Get up! You'll be late for work!" Said a deep voice downstairs.
The guy groaned as he got up. "Don't worry dad, they said they might cancel today on a count of what Henderson did yesterday." Shu shouted in reply.
"That's still no excuse to not come down for breakfast!"
"You just need to say breakfast and I'll come down." He changed into regular clothes, hoping the workday gets cancelled today and then made his way downstairs. "What's on the menu?"
"Eggs, sausage and toast. I had no time for hash browns because I gotta run, gonna go camping with some friends for 2 days."
"Cool, have fun."
"You know your dad will have fun when he knocks put a bear!"
"Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself you've got muscles dad."
"You still don't believe I have super strength?"
"Yep, I still don't."
"Watch, something is gonna happen and you'll-" That's when a portal appeared under Shu, sucking him in! "Oh shit! Shu!"
"What the hell!?" Shu grabbed the edge of the portal and tried to pull himself out! "What the hell is this?!"
"Quick! Grab my hand!"
Shu grabbed his dad's hand, he used his strength to pull him out of the sucking vortex! "Woah...you really do have super strength dad..."
That's when the vortex sucked in a fork stabbing his hand!
"ARGH!" Shouted Shu's dad, letting go!
"Fuuuuuuuuuuck!" Shu fell into the portal, and suddenly the hole closed up!
"Oh god...okay Shin...look on the bright side...maybe your son was sent to your home dimension...yeah..." Shu's dad said to himself. "I just pray he makes it out in one piece."
2Shu screamed as he was hurled through a wormhole! 'Okay Shu, remember that Doctor Who fan theory, keep spinning or this wormhole kills me by twisting me into oblivion!' Thought Shu before he started twirling!
As Shu spun he saw a bunch of strange stuff in the wormhole. A Pokemon Trainer riding around on a Solgaleo, 3 separate Tardises passing by each other, Archie Comics Sonic speeding by, and then Darkseid's army!
"What the fuck is that!?" Panicked Shu before his exit from the wormhole opened up and saved him from a Darkseid's ships firing lasers at him.
And wound up with him crashing into solid ground. He got up and found himself in a magical land.
"What in the..."
"Oh hello there, I was about to have a brainstorm until you appeared outta nowhere." Said a regal looking man.
"Huh? Oh, who are you?"
"Why, I am King Nathaniel XXVIII, and you landed in my private royal thinking space."
"Uh...sorry?"
"Don't be sorry. You're obviously new here, so how's about I get you registered as a citizen and as a guild master?"
"Guild master?"
"Oh, you'll figure it out soon enough. Now come along with me." The King wore a royal blue cape and a magenta speedo. He was a blonde guy with tanned skin and a giant tattoo of a tree on his back.
'A guild master...does that mean I get to have an exciting adventure with people? At least I won't be all alone...hopefully.'
They walked down the halls, the walls all having stain glass windows of great heroes.
"So young man, what is your name?"
"I'm Shu Kagami."
"Shu Kagami? Any relation to the legendary Shin Kagami?"
"That's my dad, and what do you mean legendary?"
"Why he used to be a great warrior that protected this land."
"He was?"
"Yes, until he and his baby were sucked into a random vortex!"
"His baby?"
"Yes, so that must be you."
"Well hold on, you're telling me, those ridiculous fairy tales he kept telling me as a kid were real?"
"Yes, I hope he told you about the Spider and Rose."
"Oh, Spider and Rose story, that scared me for a while." Shu said while shivering. "So...he really did have 3 girlfriends..."
"Ah yes, his guild of beauties all awaiting for his return."
'Lucky bastard.'
"So that means you have family here as well."
"Oh right...I never knew my mother and dad never told me…" he admitted. "I just figured she died when I was born, so I never pushed the issue."
"Well regardless, I'm sure they'll be happy to know Shin's son grew up to be a handsome man."
"I hope they do."
"Now, if you can just step into my office, we'll get to registering you as my citizen and a guild master."
Shu walked into Nathaniel's office which had a golden statue of his dad in the corner of the wall "You have a golden statue of my dad in your office?"
"Hahahah, I admit it's a bit out of place, but everyone in this kingdom, including myself misses him so much."
And so they got to signing papers.
"So about me being a guild master...why am I a guild master?"
"This kingdom barely has any men, myself included, so when a male is born, they all become guild masters because this kingdom is also under siege by a demon lord."
"Wait, barely any men? What happened?"
"It all started with a goddess feeling sorry for her son, who couldn't find love. So, she created a world where for every 1 man, you have 3 or 5 women."
"Wait...she did all that? Just so her son would get lucky?" he looked at the king in disbelief.
"It's part of the local religion of this kingdom. Even I have 4 wives." He explained. "Are you telling me you don't need love in your life?"
"Okay...I admit my luck with the ladies sucks, but this feels like taking the easy way out."
"I say don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
"I guess, new environment, new man." Said Shu, shrugging his shoulders. "So I should take handouts."
"Now then, to sign your guild name and I shall discuss with my people who are best fitting for your guild.
"Sweet."
As Shu sat in a luxurious waiting room...that's when a centaur woman walked in. "Shu Kagami? We have decided on your 3 girl harem."
"Oh good, I was about to fall asleep." He said. "Show them in."
The 3 women then came in...
"Hello, I'm Shiro Kagami, no relation to the Legendary Shin Kagami sadly. But I am very excited to meet his son." Said a girl with big buck teeth. She wore a black hat, had circular glasses, wore a grey tank top showing off her E-cup breasts, she wore brown tight shorts showing off her big ass, long black socks, brown shoes and was holding a wrench.
'Wow, nice ass and nice tits, those teeth might make it awkward for blowjobs though.' he thought. "Uh, what's with the wrench?"
"I'm an inventor, I'll build weapons of mass destruction all for your use!"
"That sounds awesome!"
"Yeah, but nobody wants to hire me for some reason." she looked down sadly. "I don't get it, I've built all sorts of good stuff, but it never seems to click with them."
'Aw, poor girl, I'll take her in.' He thought. "Aww, don't worry, you can join my guild. Weapons of mass destruction and some nice curves? Don't see the downside."
"Really? Yes! I won't let you down!" Then she sat next to him.
"Tulip's turn!" Said the Sphinx who wore no clothes, showing off her D-cups. "What is Tulip's favorite fish? It's yellow but not a Tang and not a...wait...Tulip messed up..." she tried again. "What does Tulip have in common with all 3 women summoned here to today?"
"You...are all women?"
"Wrong, and for getting it wrong, you cannot have Tulip's body for today." She said. "Shiro, tell him."
"All 3 of us are rejects."
"Rejects?"
"Yep, we just suck at finding a man." Said the last woman. She had A-cups, but she up for that with a large ass and thick legs that were hugged by her skinny jeans. She had red spikey hair, some of it covering her left eye, her eyes by the way being black dots. Her shirt being a green that showed off her belly button and the oval shaped tattoo that extended into her pants. Finally, purple shoes.
"Oh...that's sad." Said Shu.
"Yep, the name's Vanna. I have a superpower where I spit out dangerous projectile attacks, enough to level a wizard's tower!"
"That...Sounds...AWESOME!" he smiled. "How are you a reject?"
"My aim sucks so if I'm not careful, I can take out some huge weapons on our side that can turn the tide of war."
"Is it that bad?"
"Yep."
"Uh...does this world have any drinking straws?"
"What are drinking straws?" Asked all 3.
"Okay, no drinking straws, but what about peashooters?"
"What are peashooters?" Asked all 3.
"Huh...no peashooters...okay Shiro, I'm gonna write up some blueprints for a weapon that can help Vanna with her aim. I'll take all 3 of you." Shu declared.
"Really? Even though I might blow you up by accident?"
"Trust me, I ain't gonna waste potential talent." He told them. "Welcome to the Scars of the Sky Guild, Shiro, Tulip and Vanna!"
That's when all 3 excitedly jumped towards him! This lead to him getting knocked back on the ground with all of them on top.
'...how come that didn't feel painful?...'
"Ah, I see you've inherited your father's durability, most men would be knocked unconscious from a group tackle like that." Said the Centaur. "Now if you 4 could come with me, I shall take you to the quaint building that shall be your guild HQ."
"Sweet!"
Later...
"It doesn't look like much on the inside, but I'm sure a little tidying up will make it look like home." Said the Centaur before presenting them a 2 story house, with a great view of the kingdom below.
"Oooooh."
"The local mail courier has been getting out of shape recently, maybe a trek up here everyday will make him attractive again for his guild." smiled the centaur before leaving the four alone.
"Welp, ladies, time to get to cleaning." Said Shu before opening the door, only for it to fall off its hinges and bean him right in the head! "Well, that was unexpected. Shiro, you have your tool box or something with you? Looks like tidying up our new home is gonna take much longer than I thought."
Some time later, after cleaning and repairing anything that fell off easily, and replacing any old rotting wood and any old rusty metal parts of the house...
"Phew! We finally did it!"
And then all 4 jumped backward onto the bed with a sigh.
"Now that we're done, can Shu guess what Tulip wants to do in bed?"
"Oh yeah, you're right Tulip." Said Vanna. "I heard legends about the legendary Shin Kagami's 9 inches, do you measure up?"
"Heh, well I don't like to brag, but yes."
"Seeing is believing." Said Shiro before Tulip started undoing his pants.
The next morning...
"Ok girls, time to get started on our quest!"
All 4 getting up from bed rubbing the sleepiness from their eyes. All of them moved to get their clothes on without tripping over.
"So since we're gonna have our very first quest as a guild, the King and 4 Queens will give us the mandatory Team Building exercise. Can you guess how boring it'll be?" Asked Tulip.
"As boring as a detention in class?"
"Correct, now can you guess why everyone sees this as boring?" Tulip asked.
"Because fucking is plenty team bonding and more fun?"
"Correct and for getting both correct..." She then handed him a leash and collar. "You may walk Tulip to the castle like she was a dog."
"And...this is your fetish?"
"Yes, but Tulip never got to live it out because Tulip and gang kept on being rejected!"
"Just do it, kids will just see a man walking their pet." Shiro assured him.
"Ok ok." he relented before fastening it around her neck.
Later...
"That was stressful." Said Shu. "Hey mister can I pet your lion?"
"I know, you'd think he'd tell the difference between a lion and a sphinx." Said Vanna.
"And then 'hey mister can I pet your gopher?' what gopher, right guys?" Said Shiro, unaware of how huge her buck teeth really are.
"Right, so where do we sign in?" He asked before a letter hit him in the face. "Ow!"
"Oh, new guilds are supposed to wait around until a letter hits the leader in the head. You'll get regular quests from the mail afterwards." Said a regal looking woman.
"And you are?"
"I am one of the 4 Queens, Queen Douchebag."
Shu tried holding in his laughter. 'Huh? How come I'm the only one not trying to bust a gut?' He thought before opening the letter. "Team Building will begin in the royal classroom?"
"Of course in a royal classroom, there's 4 queens and one king who can pull out anytime he wants but chooses not to, oh ho ho ho ho!"
"Uh..."
"I hope you didn't pull out after your first night with these ladies, I'm sure the Legendary Shin would be ecstatic to know he has grandchildren on the way if you 2 were to ever reunite."
"Oh believe me, he bugs me twice every year to get him some grandkids." Shu laughed while scratching the back of his head.
"But no grandkids for Shin Kagami this time." Said Shiro.
"Oh, next time then."
"Yep, next time." Said Shu.
2 hours later we see Shu and his guild leave the classroom...
"Congrats on completing the team building exercises." Said Queen Douchebag, have some gold to compensate for such a long lecture."
'2 hours and it felt like 5 days.' Shu thought.
"Now then, have a good day."
"Now that we're free, what should we do next?" Asked Vanna.
"Well...I guess we spend some time training...I've never been in a fight, so I'll die if I don't get into a quest without some experience."
"Aw sweet, I get to show off my spitting powers!" Said Vanna before taking Shu's hand and running back home.
Later both stand across from each other, fists up.
"Ok, time to get the training started."
'I bet these girls have been training for a long time to try and impress a guild, I'll take any pummeling Vanna will throw at me, just make sure I dodge her spit attacks!'
She inhaled before she started to hock several loogies at him.
Shu dodged them all just barely before Vanna ran up to him and socked him in the gut!
'Stay down breakfast...please stay down...' he thought before tackling her in the gut and onto the ground.
"Shu, we'll fuck after this." She said while trying to get him off of her.
'Inheriting dad's durability my ass, that gut check fucking hurts, I gotta start working out so I can live up to that too.' he thought rubbing his chest.
Eventually, both were sweaty and exhausted.
"Impressive...you sure can wear a gal down...in more ways than one." She panted while giving him a wink. "How's about this? It's almost dinner time, if you can get one punch in, then we'll call it a day."
"You...are so on." Shu started running while panting even more, just barely dodging more of her spit, but that's when she pulled out a water bottle! 'What the fuck!'
That's when Vanna spat out all the water in her mouth! Prompting him to slide under it! He then found himself facing her pelvis, he got up and threw one punch!
"...*pant*...*pant*...gotcha..."
'Not a hard punch but I guess he's just exhausted.' Thought Vanna. "Great job, you got me."
"Hell yeah!"
After that they had dinner. The next day, the mail arrived, telling them that this time they'll have an actual real quest to do.
"Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes!" All 3 girls cheered.
"Finally, our first quest!"
"I take it you're all excited."
"Of course we are!" Said Shiro. "Also Vanna, got the weapon that Shu wanted me to built ready for you." She then handed Vanna the peashooter.
"Nice."
"Tulip cannot wait to tear the bad people to shreds!"
"This time we can officially get started on kicking asses and taking names!"
"So what are we supposed to be doing?" Asked Shiro.
"Says here we're supposed to escort a troupe of performers through a dark forest forest called Hard Woods." He explained. 'Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh...'
"Hard Woods!? That's very dangerous, we're gonna kill so many bad guys!" All 3 said, very ecstatic
'Dammit, they didn't laugh, so I gotta hold in my laughter again, just like with Queen Douchebag!' he thought as they came across a small tent with various people standing beside it.
"Hello there." Greeted a bald man. "I am Jordan, the leader of this troupe who are in need-"
"Where are the Monsters!" Shouted Shiro with a giant cannon strapped to her back!
"Yeah! Tulip wanna fight monster!" Said Tulip while salivating.
"Monster blood!" Said Vanna with glowing red eyes and a crazed smile.
"Uh...excuse my guild mates, they're just very excited." sweatdropped the male. "We're here to escort you guys to safety."
"Well anyways, we're also sort of a guild, but we managed to get permission to work in entertainment. Even normal workers cannot avoid the goddess mother's influence." Jordan explained.
'Huh, would you look at that.' Thought Shu. "Alright, let's go."
Later we see them coming to a forest with tall trees.
"So here's the entrance to Hard Woods." Said Shu. 'I somehow said that with a straight face.' "Stay close to us, things are gonna get hectic." Said Shu as they walked in...
That's when a bunch of goblins appeared.
"Here they come!"
"My turn!" Said Shiro firing her cannon! A giant beam shot out, vaporizing the goblins and also destroying a chunk of the forest as well. "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!"
'Woah...' Thought Shu. "Uh...how far can that thing shoot?"
"Uh...I forget but that has gotta be a good 736 miles."
"You weren't kidding when you said you can build weapons of mass destruction."
"Damn right." Then Shiro grabbed Shu's head and started making out with him!
"Here comes more!" Said Vanna.
A bear wearing lumberjack clothing appeared!
"Tulip got this!" She said before tackling the bead and using her lion teeth to bite the bear in the neck and make it bleed!
It cried out as blood spurted all over her face.
Shu pulled away from Shiro. "Great job Tulip you-" Tulip was not paying attention as she continued to tear the already dead bear apart! Throwing it's guts to the side, chunks of skin everywhere, one of the performers catching the bear's severed head and then fainted as a result! "Yipe!" Shu dodged the severed ballsack that Tulip also threw to the side! "Tulip! You won!"
Then more monsters came!
"Okay, let's see what this peashooter thingy can do." Said Vanna before aiming with the peashooter and firing! One monster blew up as the shot connected!
"..." Shu was speechless.
"Hahaha...hahahah...HAHAHAHAHAH!" Vanna laughed maniacally.
"Is...Is she alright?" Asked Jordan.
"Must've been years of their talent going to waste at least until I hired them..." Shu explained.
"Oh, here comes more monsters!" Said Shiro. "Time to break out the Singularity Sword!"
"Singularity Sword?" Asked Shu concerned.
"Yep, a swing this sword I designed and it creates a singularity that'll absorb all matter, even light particles for 10 seconds before dissipating."
"Uh Jordan, I suggest you and your guild hold on tight to one of the trees!" Said Shu doing the same.
The group quickly did so while looking like they were gonna piss themselves.
Shiro swung the sword and it created a black hole!
"Wow Shu, how did you know to run? I didn't even tell you about this weapon!"
"Believe me, my world is very aware of black holes, I'll tell you about them later!"
"Black Holes? Is that what you call them in your world?"
"Yeah! They happen every time a star explodes and dies!"
"Damn! Gotta keep that in mind for future weapons."
The black hole dissipated after 10 seconds like she said and all the monsters were gone!
"Also tell me more about stars dying."
"Like I said I'll tell you later."
"Okay." She replied. 'Didn't know stars could die.'
"Okay, I think I'm done laughing, who's next?"
"Tulip's done playing with the bear."
They all returned to Shu's side, completely calm.
"Okay...guess we can continue forward..."
"Yeah, no monsters are gonna stop us from getting you into the next town!" Cheered Shiro.
Later after causing so much carnage to the Hard Woods, they see the exit to the forest...
'Finally, I don't think I see anymore dumb creatures who wanna get in our w-'
Then some guy jumped in front of them!
"Stop and gimme your money!" Said some guy with black hair covering his right eye, a rosary on his neck, and in all black clothing.
'Is that a kid? He looks about 17...' Shu thought. 'I may not be experienced in battle, I'm confident in fighting a kid.'
Tulip was licking her lips, Vanna cracked her knuckles, and Shiro had a huge grin while pulling out a mace that had a spiked ball that spun in place!
"St-stand down girls, I'll take him..."
"Aw, but I wanna go smashy on him!" Said Vanna.
"You ready to die?" Said the kid who then struck a pose.
'This kid is so lame, I'm gonna fucking rock his ass.' Thought Shu, putting up his fists. "I could ask you the same thing."
The kid ran at Shu, but Shu side-stepped and tripped him over! "You could read my movements?" He got up and tried to punch Shu, only for him to catch the easily telegraphed punch and then kick the kid in his nuts! "Urk!"
"Nut kick!"
Then as he was stunned, Shu grabbed a nearby branch and knocked him out cold!
"Boom bitch!" Cheered Vanna.
"Now to eat him." Said Tulip.
"No! No! He's just a teenager, let's just prop him up near the exit, I have no interest in murdering kids."
"Killjoy."
"I'll get you something better to eat later."
"We kill an alligator for dinner." Said Tulip.
"Deal." He said.
Later, after exiting the Hard Woods, they saw the town that the troupe of performers were looking for.
"Thanks for getting us through there, your guild has some unorthodox methods, but we got out of there alive." Said Jordan. "Here's your reward money, have a good day."
"Many thanks."
After the troupe of actors left, it was time for Shu and his guild to head home which meant...
"Here comes a mouthful of spit!"
*BOOM!*
"Can you guess why Tulip is a savage beast!?"
*RIIIP!* *SHRED!*
"Vibrating Hammer!"
*SLAM!*
More mindless destruction on the way home!
(Later)
"Finally...back home..." said Shu with a sigh of relief as Vanna and Tulip were dragging the alligator they killed along the way for dinner.
"Yep, and you know what I'm in the mood for?" Asked Shiro.
"To rest up before cooking?" Shu replied.
"Nope, a round of sex!" She then grabbed Shu's hand and dragged him up the stairs!
"Of course."
The next morning they received another quest from the mail.
"A Princess needs our help..." said Shu.
"And according to this map attached to the letter, your father's guild HQ will be on the way there." Vanna pointed out.
"My dad's Guild HQ?" Said Shu.
"Yep, ready to meet your mom, Shu?"
"Hmmmm, yes and no."
"Yes and no?" Asked Tulip. "Tulip not sure what kind of answer is that, is it a riddle?"
"I just mean that I've always wanted to meet my mom, but the emotions of knowing where she is...I...I...what if she rejects me as her son since this will be the first time we've met."
"Oh come on, I doubt she'd be that heartless."
"Besides, you have us as your loving family just in case." Said Tulip who was giving him a hug.
"Yeah, you're right."
Then they all got into a group hug.
Later...
"So this is my dad's Guild HQ...the Daytime Stars Guild..." Shu nervously knocked on the door...and he waited..."...okay, nobody's coming, let's just go ho-" then the door slowly opened to reveal 3 women.
"Hello?" Asked the bustiest one, with the G-cup chest, long brunette hair, orange eyes, red lipstick, pink shirt, black skirt, and red shoes.
"Uh...I'm Shu Kagami, the son of Shin Kagami...?"
"..." They gave him a stern look.
Shu was sweating profusely. "Uh, I better leave, you look busy, bye!"
"Hold up!" Said the woman with curly green hair, blue cloak, blue eyes, she had an F-cup chest and scar on her right cheek.
"Yes?"
"So you're our son?" Said a woman with short purple hair. She had and E-cup chest was shorter than the other 2, had a black T-shirt, black gloves, her left arm was not a human arm but a dragon arm, grey shorts and black boots.
"Yes?"
"..."
"..."
Then they all grabbed him and hugged him!
"You're finally back..." said the green haired woman.
"We were so upset when that portal took you and your father from us." Said the Brunette woman.
"But it's okay now, your 3 moms are here." Said the purple haired woman.
"3 moms..."
"But can you guess which one of us gave birth to you?" Asked the Brunette.
"Uh..."
"Just kidding, we don't care if you can figure out which one of us is your birth mother." Said the purple haired woman.
"See Shu? Tulip was right." Said Tulip.
"Oh? You must be our daughter-in-laws." Said the brunette.
"That's right."
"I'm Shiro Kagami, no relation."
"I'm Vanna."
"Tulip's name is Tulip."
"I'm Monique." Said the Brunette.
"Saya, but my enemies call me the Bitch Witch." Said the green haired woman.
"Call me Victoria." Said the Purple Haired woman. "And nice job son, you grabbed the Gen 2 rejects."
"Gen 2 rejects?" Asked Shu.
"Your father recruited the Gen 1 rejects, us, as his guild." Said Monique.
"Wait, you three are rejects? How?"
"I have super speed, but I have no coordination so I keep on tripping and slipping and just crashing through walls ruining quests that require my speed. That's why everyone rejected me." Said Monique. "Your father took me in and helped me out with my foot coordination by having us ballroom dance every night."
"Ouch."
"I'm a powerful witch, but I have sudden violent outbursts." Said Saya.
"Oh, is that why your enemies call you the Bitch Wi-"
"FUCK YOU KID, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KISS YOUR MOTHER'S CHEEK WHEN WE FINALLY REUNITED!"
"Definitely why your enemies call you the Bitch Witch." Said Shu
"Also why guilds keep rejecting me. Your father is very patient when I just go off out of nowhere."
"And how often does that happen?"
"About twice an hour." She said. "I SAID KISS MOMMY'S CHEEK YOU SHITTY ASS SON!"
"Woah..." He then walked up to Saya and kissed her cheek.
"Thank you."
"My turn, this dragon arm I have replaced with my old arm that was lost in a war. The powers granted to me, made me very tough, but I..." Then she fell down!
"Oh crap!" Said Saya, pulling out a cookie.
"Moms, what happened?" Shu panicked
"She has low blood sugar." Replied Monique. "Like real low."
Saya fed Victoria the cookie and she got back up.
"Thanks, your father always made sure he had candy on him before a mission." Said Victoria.
"You'd love the world I came from mom, has this drink called Soda, packed full of sugar and probably why more and more kids are fatter than usual..."
"Really now?"
"Yep."
"Well, all the more reason to try and find your father." Said Victoria.
"You've been looking for my dad?"
"Yep, ever since the King announced 'the son of Shin Kagami' had returned through a wormhole, Saya has been trying to lock onto that frequency to find a way to him." Monique explained.
"Last I saw him he was in my world."
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was a great dad, telling me stories about a great hero when I was growing up, and now that I'm here, I'm now realizing that the hero he was talking about was himself. He never let on that he was the main character and that his party was you 3..."
"Well guess it's like father like son." Said Shiro.
"Huh? Oh right, uh moms, sorry this visit can't be longer because us 4 have to go save a princess." He explained. "So I can one day tell daring stories to my kids."
"Did you make sure you have everything you need first?"
"Did dad ever give you "the checklist" before heading out?"
"Psh, we were the ones who made sure he had "the checklist" before heading out." Said Monique. "Even though he had all the supplies ready for tomorrow he will forget to bring a few things."
"Well if "the checklist" is anything like the one from my world, then yeah, I've got everything I need before heading out."
"Good, then you be careful-OR ELSE I'LL SPANK YOUR ASS BRIGHT RED!" Saya shouted.
"Whoa mom...what happened to that only happening for twice an hour?"
"Oh no, no, no, that one was because I'm just a worried mother..."
That's when all 3 grabbed and gave him a kiss goodbye!
"Good luck!"
And like that Shu, Shiro, Vanna and Tulip left...
'The more and more I learn about my father's past...the happier I get...'
Later...
"GRRRRRRROOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR...!" A dragon roared as it guarded a tower with a princess locked in it.
"Help me! Why do I keep getting kidnapped thrice a month!"
"Alright, let's save ourselves a princess!" Said Shu.
"And maybe we'll get a new member of our guild!" Said Tulip.
"Maybe focus more on not getting burnt to a crisp."
"Hey dragon, suck my Radiation Blaster!" She said before shooting a laser made of uranium!
"Hey, that's the dragon that stole my quarter!" Shouted Vanna. "Take this!" Then she chewed up a small piece of paper and shot it through the peashooter!
"Tulip's never eaten dragon meat before! Tulip, so excited!" cried the sphinx before lunging with her fangs bared.
"GROOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!"
Shu joined the charge as they ran at the dragon!
Later...
"10 more minutes and dinner will be ready." Victoria called.
"Thanks for saving me, I'll let daddy know the mission was a success." Said the princess, she had light skin and only wore her tiara and a pink bikini.
Shu, Shiro, Vanna and Tulip all groaned as Monique and Saya were bandaging them up.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING CAREFUL!?" Saya Shouted.
"I know I know, but it wasn't my fault! How was I supposed to see the tail coming in my blind spot?"
"Mission accomplished and we didn't lose anything." Said a bruised Vanna with a cast on her left leg.
"Great job on looking at the bright side Vanna." Said Tulip, with an ice pack as Shiro stroked her back. "Tulip is going to need to lay in bed, for a week."
"I just wanna get home and relax with some sex after this." Said Shiro, bandages on her arms, bandages on her legs, a bandage on her cheek.
"Ooh, have you been creaming thier vaginas, son?" Asked Monique. "I would love to have grandchildren."
"Moooom!" he groaned in embarrassment.
"A bit personal, but it's true, he's been filling our baby makers."
"Yay!"
"Okay, you're all bandaged up." Said Monique before kissing Shu's bandaged wound.
"Ow, this sucks."
"Oh hush kid, it's time for dinner." Victoria called.
'I guess finally getting to taste my mom's cooking for the first time will make up for a mission we almost died from.' Thought Shu as they all got up and limped to the table.
The next day...
"A what reaction!?" Said Shu.
"Ooh goodie, a war reenactment of Shin Kagami's finest hour!" Said Shiro. "It's a yearly play one guild a year gets to reenact."
"Oh...so this moment cemented my dad into legend status?"
"Yep." Said Vanna. "We cannot do it any justice, so just wait for when we meet up with the king."
Later...
"Ah, there you are Shu. Has your father ever told you the story of the Lonely Tyrant and his army?" Asked King Nathaniel.
"No, I don't believe he told me that story."
"How could he not? It was such a great battle and I was there when I was younger."
"You were there to witness it?"
"Why yes, I was 15 and a prince at the time, yet I still recall how it all happened!"
The girls then grabbed a seat and then pushed Shu down onto it!
"Hey!"
"It all started with my father King Nathaniel the 27th. Not everyone is happy with the goddesses' blessing of all men having enough for a harem."
"Really?"
"Yes, while my father had the maximum of 5...4 of them were cheating whores while the woman who gave birth to me was on her deathbed, coughing. My father was dealt a bad hand."
"Geez, I can tell."
"He executed the cheating whores after the only woman who truly loved him died. He thought he would live the happy life, but sometimes fate can be cruel. So, as revenge, he started a tirade, destroying anything made in the goddess' image!"
"Poor guy."
"And then came the part where your father had to step in and stop him! My father's final plan to destroy the 300 foot tall statue of the goddess." Then he gestures to a statue a over the horizon.
"My dad defended that?"
"Yep, just him, your 3 mothers, me, my 4 wives and a warlord with an army of his own."
"A warlord?"
"Oh yes, the one man who can duel your father 1 on 1 to a tie and also duel the demon king of this world to a tie."
"That sounds kinda op."
"True, but it was your father who killed my father that day."
"Oh, I'm so sorry..."
"Don't be sorry, he needed to be put out of his misery and I'm thankful for what your father did."
"You're...welcome?"
"Anyways, after your father killed my father, I took the crown, all the marching soldiers halted their advance and bowed to me, I had them erect statues in your fathers honor and even gave him a stained glass window in my castle. I'm so excited to reenact this great battle with you, his son!"
"So no pressure." He remarked sarcastically.
"You're gonna love the warlord who's currently taking a break from fighting the Demon King to help reenact this battle." Said Tulip.
"I hope you're right."
Later...
"Hello, I am Trahzo, the warlord!" Said some tan unhinged fellow in an orange Hawaiian shirt, blue shorts, and sandals. He also had a cool battle damaged black cape.
"Wait...you're the warlord?"
"That's right, me and Shin were close like brothers, so you can call me uncle if you want."
"Okay uncle...are you..."
"From another world? Yeah, I am, I was just a universe hopper, until a friend of mine took my only means of leaving this world, claiming it was a prank and he'd give me back my Solgaleo later...well it's been over 2 decades now and I'm still trapped here! Hahahahahah!"
'This guy's nuts.'
"This is gonna be great, the entire town shall be observing from that magic flying peanut gallery as we do battle!" Said Trahzo before pointing to the seats.
"Should I be worried about cross fire?"
"No, your mother Saya shall provide a magic forcefield."
"HAVE FUN SWEETHEART!" Saya called.
"Oh, speak of the Bitch Witch, here she is." Said the King.
"I HEARD THAT!"
"What? It's the nickname?"
"Oh, right...forgot..."
"So, shall we get started?"
"Okay...so the army coming won't actually harm us, will they?" Asked Shu. "It's just all in good fun?"
"No-no, they are all aware that this is just a reenactment." Trahzo assured them.
They all got into position and then heard the army marching. They appeared over the hill and then...
"Wait a minute...that's not the guy I hired to play King Nathaniel the 27th!" Said Trahzo. This guy is taller than the actor I hired."
"Wait, it's not? Oh boy, we got a highjacker!"
The imposter removed the mask and then...
"Yui..."
"Who?"
"YUI! THIS IS THE GUY WHO STOLE MY SOLGALEO!"
"Hiiiiiii Trahzo!" Called the figure waving his hand. "Did ya miss me?"
"It's been over 2 decades you jackass! Let me out!"
"Okay, I'll give you back your Solgaleo."
"I don't believe you!"
"Come on now, would I lie to you?"
"The prank you pulled about taking me to a water park sure was a big lie!"
"Look, I'm sorry, we'll go to a water park for real this time."
"..." He said nothing, he's just red faced and enraged!
"Would it make you feel better if I brought a pal? He's someone who misses youuuu~"
"I have no idea what you are talking about actually..."
Yui shook his head before holding up a pokeball.
"Is that my Solgaleo?!"
'They keep saying Solgaleo...wait, does that mean Pokemon are real where he comes from!?' Thought Shu. 'Wow...I hope I become a universe hopper like General Trahzo.'
That's right Trahzo, but I suppose if you don't want him, I'd be happy to release him into the wild."
"No! Give him back! My years of missing out on Pokemon Adventures made me forget lore wise, that Solgaleo are male."
"Okay, here you go." He then threw Trahzo the ball.
"I'm free! Later suckas!" Then he sent out Solgaleo! "I'm free!"
"Wait! What about the Demon King?" Asked King Nathaniel the 28th.
"Killed him 5 months ago, I was only pretending I was in an endless war with him to keep myself entertained!" Then Trahzo escaped through an Ultra Wormhole!
"There goes the warlord...what now?" Asked Shu.
"I guess it's a quest failed?" Said Vanna. "What do you think King Nathaniel?"
"Well we need someone to play Trahzo." Said the King.
"I believe I can fill that role!" Called a familiar voice.
"Hello everyone, me and my troupe of performers have returned from the neighboring town just in time." Said Jordan before donning a Warlord Trahzo costume.
"And now I shall conquer the land!" Said Yui dressed as the evil king. "You awful goddess, why was I given the worst harem ever!?"
"No father, please stop, the disloyal women I rejected to calling my other mothers are gone now!" Said King Nathaniel. "Please stop destroying the things in the goddess' image!"
"Son...I'm sorry but it's just too late! The only woman I loved is gone and nothing is gonna stop me!"
"Then you leave me with no choice! Everyone, protect the statue of the goddess with your lives!" Then King Nathaniel looked to Shu. "This is the part where Shin, your mothers and Warlord Trahzo charged into battle while me and my harem held the line."
Shu took the cue and started charging head first!
'Okay Shu, as I remember, dad always had some battle cry when he had the hero in those bed time stories run into battle, what was it? Oh yeah.' He thought. "I will not miss the opportunity of victory!"
The battle was long and hard fought. They even had people manning tall puppets and having Shu knock them down because his father killed monsters that huge in the actual battle! And then when it came to reenacting Shin vs Nathaniel the 27th...he couldn't really do all the flips which got a chuckle out of the audience.
"You...cannot...kill...me...I...must remove the presence of this...goddess!" Said Yui in costume, a prop sword in his armpit to signify that Shu killed him on stage.
"That won't happen. Not now, not ever."
"How could you? The kingdom was already being attacked by a Demon Lord, where was your sense of duty?" Said Jordan in costume.
"It stopped caring for everything and everyone in the kingdom."
"Goodbye father, as your son, I'll always love you." Said Nathaniel the 28th.
"Heheheheh...you'll be a better ruler than I...bye son..." then Yui dropped to the floor.
The crowd started cheering.
"Well that was great, I'm gonna go, and try to patch things up with Trahzo." Said Yui, opening up a portal.
"Wait!" Shu called.
"What is it?"
"Well..."
"You want me to open a portal to your world?"
"Please..."
"Whatever..." Then he opened the portal!
"Huh? Another portal?"
"Dad!" Shu called from his side of the portal.
"Shu! Where've you been!?" Shin called from the other side of the portal.
"Your home world..."
"My home world?! I'm surprised you survived for so long..."
"Yeah, and I've been having fun and I don't wanna leave."
"...so you just wanted to give me a proper goodbye?"
"Yep."
"Phew, had me worried you were gonna leave us." Said Shiro.
"Please tell me you've found some girls. Or guys, I won't judge. Ok maybe a little."
"King Nathaniel gave me a harem of women just like anyone else in this Kingdom and speaking of harems...I met mom, mom and mom..."
"Ah, nice!"
"And we're gonna jump through this portal!"
"What!?" Gasped Shu and Shin.
"HEY DARLING, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!" Shouted Saya before jumping through the portal!
"Shu told me something about Soda helping me with my low blood sugar." Said Victoria before jumping through the portal as well!
"See yah son, and remember, we love you." Said Monique before jumping through the portal!
Then after all 3 were in, the portal closed up!
"Okay mister, you realize how much we missed you?" Said Monique as all 3 gave Shin big grins.
"Oh hell yeah!"
"Well, guess I don't have any blood relatives in this world anymore."
"So let's get to making some blood relatives then." Said Vanna before grabbing Shu by the collar.
"Tulip gets first round."
"Welp, my work here is done." Said Yui, before finally leaving.
'I'll watch over your son, Shin, and I'll train him with each quest I give him so one day...he'll become strong enough to fight the next great evil...whenever that day will come...' thought King Nathaniel as Shu's harem flew back to their HQ on some flying contraption made by Shiro.