List of oneshots part 4
chapter 71
Plot: Rin summons a Grand Saber servant….but finds out it's her daughter!?
Series: Fate Stay
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-Earth, Japan, Fuyuki City, Tohsaka Residence-
It was a dark moonless night as Rin was preparing for the Holy Grail War, hoping to use this as an opportunity to gain a single wish.
However, as she was about to get started...she realized one tiny detail she forgot to include.
The catalyst...she was missing it and without it, she can't get the servant she needs, a Saber class.
She crossed her arms and looked down at the floor in thought. "Mmmmmmmm." 'What should I do?'
As she paced around the room, she felt like her time and efforts were for not, given she has everything set but without a catalyst...well, she could get ANY servant, from a lesser known hero, a monstrous tyrant, an abstract concept given human shape, a god, or even a giant space nun or something...and she really didn't want to have a servant she couldn't control or even bond with effectively. Plus the idea with the space nun somehow gave her a chill down her spine, like somehow, in some time and space, the idea of such a...person gave her a sense of dread.
"If I try to summon one now, who knows which class I end up with." She muttered while thinking of the various classes, the seven main ones like Saber and Assassin and then...the extra class ones, the ones that are unknown to even the mages due to their infinite capabilities. "Ugh, this isn't my day."
As she grumbled to herself, a spark of inspiration hit her.
Why not use her hair as part of the ritual?
She held up a strand, rubbing it between her fingers as she hummed. "That could work. It might be random but it might yield better results than absolutely nothing."
As she rubbed the strand of hair between her finger tips, she started to ponder how much hair she should use. A little? A medium portion? Or even shave off more than she preferred? But seeing herself without hair made her shiver and decided not to be that drastic, leaving her with two options, a small amount of hair or a medium sized chunk of her hair.
She nodded to herself before she went to grab some safety scissors from the other room and snipped off a small portion of her hair, a little chunk of her twin tails that was just enough to keep the length consistent. 'I really hope this works.'
As she walked back to the summoning circle, she got a very sudden bout of inspiration.
Why not use her pendant and her hair for the ritual as well? The pendant is full of magical energy and combined that with her hair, it might summon a very powerful servant.
'Oh that might work.' she thought with a smirk.
After quickly grabbing the pendant from a nearby table, she set the hair on the summoning circle.
"Ok. Time-" she muttered before tripping on her foot, dropping the pendant as-
SQUISH!
Her right palm was impaled by the pendant's sharp gemstone, causing blood to drip onto the circle.
"OW!" She cried out in pain as the summoning circle began to glow, although due to her pain she didn't even notice the ritual and was trying to find bandages to put around her bleeding hand. "Damn it! I can't believe I did that! A family heirloom ruined, and all because I couldn't watch my own feet!"
As she yelled out in pain, she moved towards the kitchen, using the sink to wash the blood away as a figure appeared from the summoning circle.
(A few minutes later)
"Ow…" Rin groaned while placing bandages on her hand as she walked back into the living room. "That hurt."
But as she looked up towards the couch, she saw a short pale skinned woman with shoulder length red hair that was tied on the left side into a side-ponytail by a yellow hair band, a small cowlick on the right side of her head, light orange eyes, C cup chest and small ass, a deep red command seal on her right hand, wearing a long sleeved white jacket with light gray lining on the cuffs, a gray zipper with a double diamond symbol on the top of it going down her chest, a black belt with a gold buckle on her waist, two black straps above and below her chest, a black plaid mini skirt that went to her hips, black leggings and white heeled boots, sitting on said couch while reading one of her magical tomes.
"Mmmmmmm...maybe I should ask Ishtar or Da Vinci about this? It feels like I'm reading a car manual." she muttered to herself while Rin's eyes widened in shock, especially when the girl looked a little...plain compared to the 'romanticized' version of a servant she read about.
"Hey! Who are you?"
She blinked and turned to Rin. "Oh hi mom. It's...wow, been a while. Like a few years or so."
"What?" Rin looked caught off guard before shaking her head. "Answer me, who are you? Were you...were you summoned?"
The girl smiled while getting up, making a salute with her left hand. "Yep, names Ritsuka Fujimaru, last master of humanity, member of the Chaldea Security Organization, and Saber class servant. It's nice to meet you...master, wow. That is kinda hard to comprehend, since I'm usually the master."
"Wait...you're a master? Chaldea?"
"Yep...wait, you don't have a Chaldea here?"
"No!"
"Huh, that's interesting." Ritsuka said with a smile. "Still nice to meet you. I hope we can get along, mom."
"W-Why are you calling me that?! I've never had kids!" Rin yelled with a blush.
"Well...it's hard to explain, but you are my mom, in my timeline." she said with a sigh. "It gets complicated after rayshifting to so many timelines."
"Raywhat?"
Ritsuka sighed. "Perhaps we should talk about this over some tea. Is that a good idea, mom?"
She sighed and rubbed her head. "How long of a story is it?"
"..."
'Oh no.'
(Six hours later)
"So wait, you're my daughter, who is a mage that has...so normal besides somehow making contracts with MULTIPLE servants at once, even the bad ones, who saved the entirety of both Human Order and the world on multiple occations, through the use of rayshifting aka time travel, you have been to multiple Grail Wars and won them like candy, stopped MUITIPLE Beast class enities, somehow gained them and 'villianous' servants as allies, made contact with future servants from different timelines, summoned literal gods, met Outer fucking Gods, faced entities outranking gods, and somehow, SOMEHOW you survived all of that with minimal mental and physical damage!?" Rin yelled while Ritsuka drank her tea with a nervous chuckle.
"Yeah...that kinda happened."
"...just HOW did you survive all of that!?"
"Well, I had the help of a lot of people, servants and a lot of luck. I mean...I'm actually not a Saber, but a Grand Saber, Grand Caster if you summoned me differently but yeah...a normal mage like me became the most powerful Saber...funny how life is right mom?"
"None of that is funny! That sounds like someone's insane idea of a story that seems to always work out in favor of one person!"
"Well...in highsight maybe, but I DID have a few cases of existential crises over the last two or so years of saving the day. Among other injuries." she sighed as Rin noticed her eyes glazing a little, only for her 'daughter' to smile. "But right now, I'm your servant. Meaning I can just hang back and...wait. Mom."
"I'm not your mom and yes?"
"Are you still...dating him?"
"Eh? How can I be dating? I'm trying to win the Fifth Holy Grail War."
'I see, so she didn't fall for him yet...mmmmm.' "Ah, makes sense. But do you want to know who my dad is?"
"...maybe a little but please tell me it isn't Shinji."
"Who?" Ritsuka said in confusion as Rin sighed in relief. "Dad's name isn't Shinji, it's Shirou."
SPLISSS!
And cue Rin spitting her tea out in shock.
"WHAT!?"
"Yeah, my dad is named Shirou Emiya. And he married you, mom."
"That's...That's ridiculous! I'd never marry Emiya!" Rin blushed.
"Well you did, and were very happy." she smirked. "Every time he did something sweet, you were putty in his hands."
"W-What?!"
Ritsuka smiled while seeing her 'mom's' face turn pink. "Yep, you two were in love. A shame you two were burned and then whited out by two Beasts, but since I'm here...I'm going to get you two hooked up~"
"Wait, we were what?!"
"Nothing." She said quickly while looking at the clock. "You have school tomorrow and, if you want, I can get dad to become an ally."
"He's not in the war."
"He is. He just summoned Saber, Artoria, who saved him from Cu. So it will be easy to have him be your personal bodyguard."
"Wait, what? How in the world did HE of all people summon a Saber?"
She shrugged 'innocently'. "No clue, but it happened, Artoria saved his life and now you can become allies. Maybe even more."
"Wait, now do you know the Saber's name?"
"Oh that, you forget I summoned a lot of servants, meaning I summoned Artoria more than once, in different classes along with others. Believe me, there are a LOT of variants out there." Ritsuka said while Rin's jaw dropped in shock. "And if you want to know about my abilities...maybe later once I hook you up with dad."
'She...She's like a cheat code to a game!' Rin thought in disbelief before realizing that since this servant was her 'daughter' and that she 'knows' about the other servants.
Doesn't that mean she can help get rid of the other servants without casualties?
'Hmmmm, maybe this is better than what I had in mind.' She smirked before seeing Ritsuka smiling at her.
"Let me guess, you're thinking about dad, right?"
"Of course not!" Rin blushed while giving the servant a glare.
"Well, just wanted to know, since I have met a few versions of you as a servant and they all acted...well...stubborn."
"Wait, what? I'm a servant!?"
"Well pseudo servant, but you did have a few variants, same with aunty Sakura and Taiga." Ritsuka said while Rin was absolutely shocked. "Servants are weird."
"That's possible? How?"
"It's...very complicated, mom. Like another six or seven hours worth."
Rin facepalmed.
"But I can always explain after you come home from school tomorrow." She smiled. "Sounds good, mom?"
"If it means you stop calling me that, then fine."
"Mmmm, I really can't stop calling you that. But I can give you a nickname."
"Fine."
"Great, that's Rin-chan." she said while Rin blushed at the 'chan' part.
'Damn her!'
(Later)
Rin grumbled as she walked down the road towards her school, hoping that 'Saber' was alright at the moment, keeping the house protected from other mages.
All the while...the memory of Shirou being her future husband stuck in her mind like a parasite.
'Me and Emiya getting married? Bah, like that would ever happen.' She thought with a blush as an image of her and Shirou, both in wedding attire, kissed in a church altar, causing her to blush bright red, causing her to shake her head quickly. 'No! That won't ever happen! I need to focus on winning the war!'
But as she walked around the corner, she saw...Shirou talking to her servant!?
"So Rin wants me to...join her?"
"Yep." Ritsuka said with a grin. "And she's willing to give you a hug if you become her friend."
"A hug?"
"Yep. Mom loves h-"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Rin yelled in embarrassment as Ritsuka turned to her 'master'.
"Oh hi mom."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"Why?" She asked while Shirou looked completely confused.
"Because I'm not a...you know!"
"Um...eh?"
Ritsuka chuckled before whispering into Shirou's ear. "Go ahead, hug her. She'll love it."
He looked at Ritsuka with a question mark over his head. "What?"
"She l-"
"STOP THAT!" Rin yelled while pushing Ritsuka away.
"Eh? But-"
"NO! None of that!" Rin yelled with a blush while pushing her 'daughter' away.
"...what just happened?"
(Later)
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Rin yelled as Ritsuka cocked her head to the side in confusion, as they were hiding in a back alleyway.
"Do what? Tell dad about the alliance?"
"NO! The hugging!"
"...but don't you like hugs?"
She groaned and facepalmed. "Look, let's just focus on winning the war."
"Why?"
"So I can get the grail."
"...I see. But I'm a Grand Servant." Ritsuka said while Rin looked at her with realization. "I can't help humanity, unless you want me to do it indirectly that is. But if I were to help you win the grail, then I will have to discard my Grand Saber class and become a normal Saber."
'Shit, I forgot about that!' she thought before seeing Ritsuka walking away. "Wait, where are you going?"
"Sightseeing, I haven't been here in a while and I want to see how things were before 2017."
"Wait...WHAT!?" Rin yelled in shock as the servant walked away. "You are-hey get back here!"
"I'll be back mom, see you after school."
"I said get back here! I'm still the master here!" Rin yelled before seeing her servant disappear. "Damn it."
(Later)
"Ugh." Rin grumbled while currently on the school's roof, trying to have some bento as she...felt a little annoyed at herself.
For one, she summoned a servant that can't be used to win the grail war and said servant...was her daughter with Shirou.
Which to her she refused to believe, given how she WAS from another realm of reality.
But then again, it was...an interesting idea. Shirou and herself...actually growing close, starting a family...it just...seemed nice and almost, possible.
Then again, this was another timeline and...it felt unrealistic, given that Shirou might not be into her. It was her sister Sakura, who was interested in the boy and she really didn't want to ruin it...even though she 'might' have feelings for him, key word 'might'.
"GAH! What's wrong with me? I'm getting distracted." Rin thought with a blush while shaking her head a little. "If I don't focus on the war, it'll be my death. As soon as I can, I'm finding Grand Saber and I'll make her tell me who might be a master, that way I can get ahead of the game."
But as she went back to eating her bento, a sudden thought occurred to her.
What if Grand Saber was...trying to hook Shirou up behind her back?
It wouldn't be surprising...but that did make her eyes widened at the implication.
"She wouldn't...she couldn't." She muttered while imagining Ritsuka, in a black tux for some reason, playing the violin as she and Shirou were eating spaghetti at a fancy restaurant.
And they were about to kiss.
"No! No! None of that!" She yelled with a blush as she felt steam coming out of her ears. "This is reality! Not some weird...cheesy romance movie!"
(A little while later)
"Hi mom." Ritsuka said while standing outside the gates to Rin's house. "How was school?"
"Boring and tedious, like always." Rin sighed while walking into the estate, Ritsuka following behind her. "And what about you?"
"Oh I just walked around, met Medea, Artoia, Medusa, Cu, Sasaki, Hanam, Hercules, Illia and Gilgamesh. Talked to them, had some pleasant chats before having to leave." Ritsuka said as Rin froze in place and turned to her in shock. "It was...interesting to see all of them, given they had very different personalities back in Chaldea."
"Wait...you met the other servants!?"
"Yep. Although I'm still confused where Emiya went off to." she muttered the last part to herself. 'Maybe my appearance here made him unavailable. Well, hopefully he's ok. He is the Mom of Chaldea afterall.'
"Damn it! Which means every other participant is involved! We need to make a plan on who to strike first before they do. Quick, out of all of them, which one would be easier?"
"Um...you do recall I can't involve myself in 'human' related stuff right? If it was the end of the world or a Beast somehow pops up but...you know." Ritsuka said while Rin facepalmed.
"Damn it!"
"But I can tell you that out of all of them, Medusa and Medea are the sexiest." she said while cupping her breasts. "I mean really sexy."
"This isn't the time to talk about that!" blushed Rin with a frown.
"Mmmmm." Ritsuka hummed before smiling. "Oh, if you're not interested in breasts, I think Cu and Gilgamesh's abs are hot...but I say don't go after the latter."
"Why?"
"Gilgamesh hates Ishtar, Ishtar took over your body as a Archer class servant. It's like oil and napalm, bad."
"Hmm, good point." Rin said with a nod. "But still, can't you just help me?"
"Well, I can tell you some details about them. But nothing too dangerous or involving me fighting them. I still have to be passive in this war." Ritsuka said with a shrug. "Comes with the title of Grand."
"Fine, then tell me what their weaknesses are."
"They aren't weaknesses per say. Just interests. Like for example, Medea is a massive fan of cute things, including Artoria, Shirou's servant. She's been known to make figurines of the Saber class girl through a crystal ball." Ritsuka said as Rin blinked in surprise. "Oh and Cu has a fishing spot near the port, he loves to fish when he needs to."
"I see."
"And Artoria is a big glutton for food, give her a meal and she'll finish it in seconds. As for Medusa, she is loyal to Aunty Sakura, like extremely loyal despite not being comfortable about her height."
"Sakura's part of this?!"
"Well, she had new command seals taken by Shitty Uncle Shinji. So if you want an ally, get rid of him first."
"Wait...you're fine with him dead?" Rin asked with bewilderment.
"Yep, he's kinda a douchebag. I've met a few and are friends with a few, but he's kinda...worse than a douchebag. So go ahead and kill him." She said with a smile, one filled with false happiness and tinged with a bit of malice.
"Believe me, you have no idea how happy I would be to see him dead." Rin said with a nod of agreement.
"Plus if you get Aunty Sakura her command seals back, Medusa will be more powerful and who knows, she might help hook dad and you together." Ritsuka chuckled while Rin blushed. "Although speaking from...personal experience, dad might accidentally get the harem route and oh boy...I feel for him."
"S-Stop that! I'm NOT going to get with Emiya! If anything, I need to focus on helping Sakura instead! Getting allies would make this war easier."
"I still think dad will be a good ally."
"Why?"
"He can create constructs of weapons, even servant weapons to a point." Ritsuka said while Rin's eyes widened. "It would be silly not to make him an ally."
"That's...unexpected, but forget it, no way."
"Um, I already told him that you wanted him as an ally." Ritsuka said sheepishly. "And he's coming over right now to discuss things."
"YOU WHAT?!" Rin yelled in disbelief as the doorbell rang behind her.
"Ah, that's dad. I'll go let him in." the servant said with a smile while quickly walking to the door.
"No!" She yelled before tackling Ritsuka to the floor. "We're not siding with him and that's final! I order you to listen to me!"
"Ah! Mom!" Ritsuka gasped in surprise. "This is essential for your little war!"
"How!?"
"If you don't let him join you, then your so-called guardian Kirei will kill you!" she yelled while Rin froze in shock.
"W-What?"
"He will kill you just as he killed grandpa. He is the master of Gilgamesh and is willing to use the grail just to kill everyone. Dad is the only one that will subvert it!"
"..."
"Mom?"
"..."
'Did she go into shock? Crap, I should've kept that a secret.' she thought before getting out of Rin's grasp and walked towards the door.
Only to see Shirou and Artoira looking at her from the other side.
"Hi, welcome." Ritsuka said with a smile.
"Hey." Shirou said while Artoira stared at the girl with caution.
"Hi Artoira, there are some cakes in the fridge if you want them."
"Uh, thank you?" She said while walking into the house, hunting for the elusive cake as Shirou sweatdropped at her actions.
'Classic Saber.'
"So Shirou." Ritsuka said while moving to the side, just as Rin stood up and moved towards the servant. "Shall I show you to the living room?"
"Sure, that'd be great." He said before seeing Rin and smiled. "Hi Rin."
"..."
"Um...are you ok?" he asked while Rin took a deep breath and sighed.
"I'm fine...just had a stressful afternoon." she said while glaring at her 'daughter'. "So, you came for...an alliance?"
"Well, yeah. You told me that you wanted it."
"Yes, I said that, of course." she muttered, narrowing her eyes at Ritsuka. "And it's beneficial for both parties."
"Well that's great." Shirou said with a smile. "I mean, you are more talented than me, so...I do trust you a lot."
And cue Rin blushing from embarrassment and praise as Ritsuka gave her a thumbs up.
'Now isn't the time!' Rin thought with a blush.
(Later)
Ritsuka smiled while Rin grumbled to herself, having just made Shirou and his servant an ally in the war.
However...Rin was frustrated about her servant's blatant attempts to get her and Shirou together, from telling him about her insecurities to even offering to let him sleep in the house tonight...it was maddening!
"I think that went well, what about you mom?" Ritsuka asked while currently giving her 'mom' some tea.
"Awful! A disaster is what it was!"
"Why? Dad is our ally now."
"You weren't making things any better!" Rin yelled in embarrassment.
"...I don't follow."
"You giving me thumbs up didn't help because you were trying to hook us up!"
"Oh! That, I really did think dad was into you." Ritsuka said while Rin blushed bright pink. "I mean, he is a bit dense and has a hero complex, but I've been in the same boat as well."
"What?"
"Well...when I summoned a few of my servants, well..." she blushed light pink. "They might...be into me."
"...WHAT!?"
"It's odd but they do think I'm 'lover' material. Both sexes were into me after I helped or was kind to them, I've been called a lot. Daughter, deerling, kohai, Archin-sama, senpai...oh god I miss Mash, mmm, yeah I've been courted by a few servants...with drastic results sometimes." 'Especially with Kiara and Bynhilda!'
"...did...you and them...you know."
"Well, besides mana transfers, no. I was trying to save the world." She said with a bright pink blush plastered on her face. "Besides, some of them were...possessive to say the least."
'...I somehow feel bad for her.'
"So mom, maybe we should move to a different topic? This isn't...helping my heart."
"Oh?" Rin raised an eyebrow. "So it's ok if I'm embarrassed, but not you?"
"...no comment." She blushed as Rin smirked at her servant's embarrassment.
"No no, I wanna know, which one did you like the best? If you are so eager to get me and Emiya together, then this shouldn't be an issue, right?"
"Well...I kinda...like them all. As friends, family and crazy people." She said with a pout. "But...the one I like is Mash, my kohai."
"Mash?"
"Her real name is Mashu Kyrielight, a Demi-Servant-"
"A what?"
"Demi-Servant, someone infused with a servant. Her's is Galahad, making her a Shielder." Ritsuka said while Rin noticed how...passionate her tone was. "Born artificially, she helped me through thick and thin, helping me stop Singularities and Lostbelts and the like. Oh mom, if you met her as a normal human, you would find her adorable. Cute glasses, cute peek-in-bangs, large assets...and so kind, like really kind. I...I really admire her and depend on her...and she likes me back, even though I try to not reveal I have the same feelings as well."
'Damn it, I was hoping she'd get more flustered as payback.' Rin thought before noticing Ritsuka staring at her. "What?"
"Oh nothing...just realizing that I had a girlfriend right under my nose. Must run in the family." She muttered out loud as Rin blinked.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, dad is stubborn with love and you mom are...stubborn about relationships. It's kinda part of the family, given I spent so much time trying to save or make others happy that...I neglected my own health more than once."
"Oh…" Rin muttered while feeling like she just hit a nerve.
"So mom, do you need anything?"
"Well-"
"Besides me fighting in the war."
Rin sighed. "Ugh...just tell him about your abilities."
"Um...are you sure? My...skills are kinda...weird."
"They can't be any weirder than what you've already told me."
"Well..." Ritsuka said while darting her eyes away from her 'mom'. "Oh, maybe we should get dinner ready. I'll cook for you."
"Hey, don't change the topic, I wanna know." Rin frowned. "And I won't leave until you tell me."
"..."
(Five hours later)
Rin narrowed her eyes as Ritsuka was currently keeping silent and pretending to sleep, making Rin' blood pressure skyrocket as she felt like this servant was just trying to change the topic. 'I hate not being shown the respect I deserve as a master! Daughter or not!'
"Zzzzz." 'I hope this dissuaded her, I really don't want her getting ideas from my abilities, especially my Noble Phantasm.'
Rin gripped her right hand and looked ready to punch the girl on the head, but calmed herself and began to think things through. 'Keep it together, don't lose your cool. I'll get it out of her one way or the other.'
As she got up, she let out a sigh and stared at her 'daughter', rolling her eyes before grabbing the blanket and draping it over her. "The least she could do is cover up properly."
And in a quick second, she began walking away and up to her own room, not noticing Ritsuka's left eye opening up or her smile.
'That's mom, stubborn but kind.'
(Some time later)
"Hey mom." Ritsuka said while currently helping Rin with the laundry. "Want to see a movie with dad?"
"No, but I do want to know what you can do." she casually remarked while folding a shirt.
"Um...I can fight Roman soldiers?"
"Not what I meant."
"Oh...then I must confess." Ritsuka said with a sigh. "I'm a magical girl and Gundam fan! I'm sorry but I just like them so much!"
"..." Rin looked at her while giving a deadpanned look. "I'm not falling for it."
"Eh? But I am a fan of them. I mean I have three servants that are magical girls." Ritsuka said with confusion while Rin looked at her with a mix of interest and annoyance, mostly annoyance. "And some of the servants have mech-"
"I mean what are your powers!"
Ritsuka blinked before folding some socks. "Oh that...um..."
"And don't even think of trying to dodge it."
"Um..."
"Well?"
"Um..." Ritsuka gulped while darting her eyes to the side. "Are you really sure you can handle the truth?"
"Out with it young lady!"
"Um..."
"Ritsuka."
"I...um...can utilize the skills, abilities, memories and Noble Phantasms of any servant I summoned in life, which is in the thousands or so." She said sheepishly.
"WHAT?!" she gasped in shock. "And you mean to tell me you can't fight directly?! You could win this war without any issues with those skills!"
"Wait wait!" Ritsuka yelled. "That's not it! I can utilize them because my Saint Graph was...changed."
"Eh?"
"The servants, all of them, were loyal to me and because they worried so much they kinda...hijacked my Saint Graph during the summoning." She said with a blush. "If I was a Caster, I could just summon them like any other Master...but in this form...I'm way too OP! How can I help anyone, even with my impartial responsibility if I can just win with ease! I...I don't want that! I rather just stay away and watch then just act like a video game character with cheat codes!"
"This is real life!" Rin facepalmed. "It's more important than some game. If we don't fight, we WILL die."
"And if I do fight then this city might as well get burned, AGAIN!"
"Wait again?"
"...this city, in the very first singularity, burned to the ground because of the war and because of Beast I. Every servant here was turned into an evil copy by the grail." She said while looking away. "I'd...rather not let that happen, I lost someone important during the aftermath and...look mom, I understand you want my help, but I don't want to be a tool. I want to help others on my own terms, I just want...to feel accomplished in the fact I didn't screw up again."
"Wait, what do you mean again?"
Ritsuka gave Rin a dark yet traumatized glare. "I saw worlds die, I saw people die in horrifying ways, I saw friends getting erased from existence, allies being killed in the name of 'preserving Human Order', I was blasted, turned into a pumpkin doll, had my body possessed in my dreams multiple times, had necrosis on my hands from overusing my command seals while fighting Beast II, lost Mash during the last singularity, saw humanity's history BURN away and then BLANKED out of existence, I saw...so much shit in this world and yet I persevere because I must be the heroine. I know you think my actions are dumb and even think I'm being selfish, but all I want is just to...have a normal life dispite being a servant. To actually have a wholesome life without being shot out of a cannon or nearly eaten by monsters every day. I just want to be your daughter, not a tool for the mages."
"..."
Ritsuka sighed before walking out of the room. "I'll be back before dinner, try not to worry too much."
Rin watched her go, stunned and speechless as she let those images sink in. '...by god, that is the most horrible thing I've ever heard of.'
(Later)
Rin grumbled as she waited for her servant to come home, currently sitting on the couch as the clock behind her was set at five o'clock pm. "Where is she? She should have already been back."
As she looked at the unused tv, she had a sudden thought.
What if she was killed by a mage?
She quickly looked at her command seal and sighed in relief as it was still intact.
But as she relaxed slightly, she then realized that perhaps someone found her and was using her in some way against the servant's will.
"Damn it, if she was going somewhere she should have told me before." Rin muttered while finding herself...worrying a lot for her 'daughter'.
Ding dong.
She got up and quickly rushed to the front door.
Only to see Shirou right in front of the door.
"Hi."
"Oh...hi. Um...why are you here?"
"Oh, I wanted to invite you to dinner. Your friend came over and asked if she could cook."
"Wait what!?" she gasped in disbelief. "She went over to your house?!"
"Well...yes."
"How long ago did she pop up?"
"Five hours ago. She just popped up and started giving Taiga-nee a hug."
Rin facepalmed and felt like strangling something. 'Damn her, she made me worry!'
"So...you want to come over?"
"Yes, because I'm going to wring her neck and drag her back." she grumbled in agitation.
Shirou flinched at the tone before seeing Rin walk off. "Wait!"
(Later)
-Emiya Residence-
Rin grumbled as she walked into the house, looking for her servant as Shirou followed right behind her. "Where is she? Where?"
As she turned a corner, she saw Ritsuka trying to get a plate from a high shelf, and having a hard time to boot.
"Mmmm! Can't….reach…it!"
"Ahem." Rin said as the servant was too focused to hear her.
"Mmmmm. Oh I know." she said before her arms glowed pink and transformed into massive golden mechanical claw-like arms that were ten times the size of a normal person's arms sporting pink lines near the fingers, as she quickly extended them outwards like a yo-yo to grab the plate.
SHATTER!
Only to break it.
"Oops, forgot that Passionlip's hands were a little too difficult to use."
"AHEM!"
She blinked and turned towards Rin, making her gulp and tried to hide her arms, breaking the fridge and table in the process. "O-Oh mom….um….it's not what it looks like?"
"Is that why Emiya told me everything?"
"What is?" she asked innocently.
"You came over here to cook." She deadpanned while pointing to the arms. "And what is THAT?!"
Ritsuka gulped while her arms fell on the ground and she began to walk away, with some difficulty due to the arms weighing a few tons and causing her to drag against the wooden floor. 'Shit! I really need to not use these for getaways!'
"Don't you try and back out of this young lady!" Rin frowned while Ritsuka gulped.
"Um…oh look! Dad is naked!" She yelled while trying to make a distraction…which didn't seem to fly for Rin. "..." 'Oh no.'
"We're going home, right now."
"Wait wait! There was a reason why I helped dad out!"
"And that would be?"
"To cook you a great dinner, something to melt your taste buds off." she said with a smile. "And dad's cooking is second to none."
Shirou blushed at the praise, as he entered the room, as Rin frowned.
"Well we're going home, he can cook by himself."
"But we just finished the cooking." Ritsuka pouted as her arms returned to normal. "And it's hamburger steak, your favorite."
GROWL!
"D-Don't say that out loud!" she blushed while Shirou smiled.
"Well, I'm happy I made something you really enjoy, Rin." He said while Rin turned away in embarrassment.
"I-"
"Although if you are going home, I can always give the meal to Saber-"
"NO!" Rin yelled before blushing bright pink, much to Ritsuka's enjoyment.
"So you'll join us?"
"I….fine, I suppose it can't be helped. BUT." She turned to her 'daughter'. "You better explain to me WHY your arms transformed into…whatever those things were."
"Ok." Ritsuka said with a smile. "As long as you and dad are happy, I really don't care. But please don't tell me to list off all my….you know, servants. Too many to count."
"Fine."
"Great, oh and I almost forgot." Ritsuka said while looking at Shirou. "Don't forget to make some earl gray, she loves to drink it, especially when you two started going to the Clock Tower together, living together as roommates and students-"
"SHHHH!" Rin cut her off with wide eyes while Shirou chuckled.
"I think we have some." He said while walking away. "I'll go find some."
Ritsuka smiled while seeing her mom's angry glare. "What? I only know the bare minimum thanks to Aunty Taiga."
"How much does he know?" she hissed quietly.
"Mmmmm lets see." she muttered while pacing around the room. "I told him about how you replaced his heart with a fake one to save his life, how you really liked him after seeing him do a high jump, and I did tell him about Chaldea. So…about half of what I know. Excluding all the sex stuff."
She stared at the girl quietly before moving over and started pinching her cheeks.
"OW OW OW! WHY MOM!?"
"It's called punishment! You don't go blurting out stuff like that all over the place!"
"OW! MOM!" Ritsuka yelled while trying to get out of her mom's 'pinch'. "I was careful OW!"
"This is also for coming over here without telling me! I was worried!" she let go and put her hands on her hips.
"Oh that…he he….right." she chuckled nervously. "I kinda lost my temper there. Goes to show you that having the traits of several berserker or mad servants mixed with my life isn't good for my….temper. Sorry mom, I wasn't thinking straight."
"Next time you tell me ahead of time." Rin huffed while Ritsuka blinked.
"Wait…so you're finally seeing me as a daughter?"
"W-What?! No! I-I-I just mean it so I know you weren't taken out of the war that's all!" she quickly denied.
"..." Ritsuka smirked while moving closer to Rin. "Oh? Denying the fact you care for me, mom? Cute."
And cue Rin giving her a glare.
"Relax, I love you too mom. Even if you are a tsundere."
"I am not!" she yelled right as Shirou came back.
"We have earl gray…and did I miss something?"
"Yep. You missed mom showing off her dere side." Ritsuka chuckled while Rin turned bright pink. "So let's get dinner started before Saber and Taiga eat it all on us."
"Sounds good to me."
(Later)
Rin sighed as she and Ritsuka walked back to her manor, full from dinner and trying to walk off the meal.
All the while Ritsuka was teasing her mom about her feelings for Shirou, mostly in a playful way.
"So mom, when are you two getting married? Like after the war or before? Because I think you two have perfect chemistry."
"That depends, are you and your harem going to make me a grandma when you go back?" she threw back with a raised eyebrow.
"..." she looked away while blushing pink. "No comment."
"That's what I thought." Rin huffed with satisfaction. "Still, you didn't tell me what was up with your arms."
"Oh I…um…kinda forgot." she said with a blush. "Dad's food always does that, making me forget my worries and stuff."
"Speaking of which, I need to know. What…was his reaction when you called him that?"
"Oh….he fainted, then woke up, thought I was a female version of him, fainted again, then nearly had Saber attack me before I explained everything. That and I gave Saber some chocolate donuts to make her happy."
"And then what?"
"A few hours after I had the meltdown. But during that time I just met some of the servants, mostly Medea and Medusa. Had some tea, talked about our wishes for the grail, left them with good wishes and then ran into Taiga, thinking she was Jaguar Man, thought she was going to attack me with a paw hammer and just punched her into a wall before Shirou saw me."
"Wait, you met two other servants that weren't his?"
"Yep. I did, why?"
'Good Kami, he's made more progress in this war than I imagined.' Rin thought as Ritsuka blinked.
"So do you want me to set up a friendly date with them? It might help break the ice."
"We just had dinner over there, that DID break the ice."
"I mean for sometime this week. You can get information from them and I can relax and have tea with my best servants."
"What do you mean by that?"
"They were some of the first servants I summoned during the Singularities. Really helped me out in a pinch, especially Medusa with her chains."
"I…am too tired to ask anymore." She groaned before Risuka picked her up and placed her on her back. "Hey!"
"What? I'm giving you a piggyback ride back home."
"I-I-I don't need one! I can walk on my own."
"Are you sure? I'm more than willing to help, mom." she said with a smile.
"I….oh fine, but just this once." Rin huffed before Ritsuka nodded as she walked back home.
"Thank mom."
(Later)
Rin grumbled as she headed to the door, a shopping bag in one hand, as Ritsuka was currently on the couch playing with a long chain-like weapon with a single point at the end like it was a cat toy.
'I really should use this more. Medusa's weapons are so cool!'
"Are you coming or what?"
"Huh? You want me to help mom?" she said while the weapon vanished in gold particles. "I thought you hated me helping you with groceries."
"Normally, but I need your strength."
"So you want me to help get the money from the ATM, really? I know you are bad with technology but using me to help with a basic machine….that's kinda sad mom." she said playfully.
"I don't mean like that!" Rin huffed while Ritsuka got up and walked to her 'master'.
"Kidding kidding. Man, you were such a tease when you were my age, it's…kinda amazing really." she chuckled.
"S-Shut up!"
"Naaah~" Ristuka said with a smile before walking out the door. "Come on mom, we have groceries to get."
'I really hate her sometimes.'
(Later)
-Mount Miyama-
"So." Ritsuka said while carrying several bags on a long deep red spear, called Gae Bolg, with her left hand and another set of bags on a long dark black scaled tail with red barbs on the sides and tips, which according to the servant was the armor of Cu Chulainn Alter aka a dark twisted version of the Lancer in this war. "Is this all of it?"
"Yes, that should be enough for now." Rin said with a nod before looking at the tail. "So…that is…made from a sea monster, the same one the spear is made from?"
"Yep, and it's surprisingly powerful. Like it increases my strength by a lot." she said while curling her tail a little. "Although I kinda look like a monster girl now."
"I see."
"But right now, I'm just trying to take care of my fragile and 'weak' master~" she teased as Rin frowned at her servant.
"Don't push your luck." Rin deadpanned. "You are still a servant, meaning you need to show some respect."
"Respect is earned, not given." Ritsuka said with sagely knowledge, before her hair turned blue for a moment. "But you, Rin Tohsaka, really need to learn to treat others like human beings, it is cliche for a writer to even consider the idea of dehumanizing others. You would be no better than that cow woman if you keep that up."
Rin stared at Ritsuka as the girl blinked in embarrassment. "What?"
"Sorry, sometimes the personalities just pop out. That one was Hans Andersen, a Caster with a bit of…a blunt sassy personality."
"Blunt is right." she deadpanned. "And rather rude."
"He means well…he's just kinda not a fan of 'bad writing'." Ritsuka sweatdropped while Rin shook her head. 'I'm not telling her about Kiara, especially when said personality might show itself one day…and try something….very perverse.'
As Rin walked down a corner, she noticed a blonde man with red eyes walking down the street, seemingly trying to have a good time to himself.
'Who? Wait, why does he have red eyes?' Rin thought as the man moved closer to their direction. 'Could he be a servant? If so, where's his master?'
"Oh, I know him." Ritsuka said with a chuckle, getting Rin's attention.
"Wait, you know him?"
"Yeah, that's Gilgamesh, although this is his Archer version. He has a Caster form and a 'Lily' form, and out of the three of them, this one is…..kinda arrogant." she said with a sigh. "Your guardian is his master, stolen from grandfather during the last war and bathed in some disgusting ooze that made him solid, but needs to consume…oh nothing. Nothing at all." 'I am NOT going to traumatize her anymore then she already is!'
"Damn it!"
"Want me to talk to him mom?" she asked while Gilgamesh moved closer to the two girls, seemingly interested in their existence, for the moment at any rate.
"Wait, why would you try that if he's arrogant?"
"Believe me mom, I've seen a lot of servants, many of them outright monsters, but I really don't care about that. As long as they get along, I'm just going to let them have equal respect." she said as Gilgamesh smirked.
"Oh? The Tohsaka brat, and who is this girl?" he said with a laugh. "Another mongrel from out of town?"
"You lousy arrogant son of a-" Rin tried to say before Rituska walked over to Gilgamesh and…
Bowed to him.
"My king." she said with a smile, one that surprised the first hero greatly. "It is an honor to meet you in person once more. I am Ritsuka Fujimaru, Saber class. In my life I served you, an older you, when the world was threatened by Beast II and Uruk faced destruction. I hope, in this time of peace, to make your aquanitence once more."
"..."
She smiled as Rin looked at her daughter with a flabbergasted expression on her face.
'She actually sounded like a completely different person.' Rin thought while completely surprised. 'I mean…she almost sounds like Emyia.'
"...hahaha! You piqued my interest, girl." Gilgamesh said with a smirk. "In this age, not many show their respects to me, King of Heroes. Yet you choose to bow before your better, a wise move."
"Perhaps, but I did serve you and, from my recollations, you enjoyed my company too, along with my kohai as well." She said while remaining 'submissive'. "I only wish to rekindle our past relationship, given our memories are erased after a summons."
"Mmmm."
Ristuka stood up and pointed to Rin. "And this is my mother, the one that birthed me in the distant future."
Rin groaned and facepalmed.
"I see…."
"By the way, when I met you, I also was able to, with your advice, trick the goddess Ishtar, your dreaded enemy, into saving humanity."
"How exactly?"
"Using your treasury to buy her loyalty." she said with a smirk, making Gilgamesh laugh. "It was so easy, even if she did have the body of my mom at the time. But it could be a common interest in gems that caused it."
"Wait! You did what!?" Rin yelled in shock.
"Oh right….forgot to tell you about that part. He he he…" 'Shit, now I just made mom pissed!'
"Now that's something I wouldn't mind seeing. That annoying goddess helped humanity after being bribed like a mere peasant? I'd hold that memory close for the rest of all time." the King of Heroes smirked. "I see you have some merit, come, let us talk and feast like kings."
"Um, my king. I have to help my mother with the groceries." Ritsuka said sheepishly. "Besides, I have to go and get her and dad together."
"And who is this 'dad' you speak of?"
"Um….Shirou Emiya." she said while Gilgamesh frowned. "B-But it's fine! Even if he is a 'Faker', he still 'helped' bring me into the world so I can meet you in the past, oh wise king of Uruk." 'Shit, I knew I forgot something!'
"..."
Ritsuka moved a little towards Rin and whispered. "A little help? If he gets too riled up, he might just attack us."
"How?"
"Do something ridiculous, like counting gems or something. Anything Ishtar-like."
"I'm not Ishtar!"
"Well try something!"
Rin grumbled before getting an idea and pointed at her daughter. "Hey Gilgamesh, did you know my 'daughter' here has a harem?"
"Wait, really? Her? A harem?"
"Yes, a big one. A lot of them male and female-"
"MOM! Stop bringing up my love life!" She blushed while Rin grinned with glee.
"Why? I'm sure the 'King' would just love to hear all about it. I mean, there are quite a lot of people involved."
"N-"
"Continue mongrel."
"Nooo!"
"Ah, well she has some monsters, a few heroines, some goddesses and some stalkers. I mean oh boy, don't get me started with her stalkers, they make a yandere look TAME compared to them."
"MMMMMOOOOMMMMM!" cried Ritsuka, grabbing Rin by the shoulders and shaking her. "You're killing meeeeee!"
"Haha! Oh this sounds entertaining, so these stalkers. How exactly are they 'tame'?"
"STOP!"
"Oh she has an Assassin that poisons one with a touch, a incest loving oni slayer, a litteral yokai, a demonic homunculus, a Queen of Storms, a tiny dragon girl, a Queen of Fay, a sunflower lover-"
"STOP! PLEASE!"
'Payback time!' She thought with a smirk. "And don't get me started with Mashu. She is her kohai but from what I heard, she simps HARD for my daughter over her. Like I'm surprised she's even letting this harem work to begin wi-"
"MOM!"
"Hahahahaha! I've seen people with harems, but this one? This is the most colorful and amusing I've heard of."
"I know right? And from what I heard, she's even letting handsome old men into-"
"MOM! ENOUGH WITH THE HAREM!"
"And some non humans too, like a centaur and a horse headed-"
"GOD DAMN IT MOM STOP! YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!" Ritsuka blushed while covering her face in embarrassment.
"Now you know how I feel." she whispered.
"You little-"
"Oh and she also went after the lol-"
"NO I DIDN'T! I have standards and THEY are either innocent little babies or were the ones GETTING ON with me!" She frowned. "Please stop before I lose my mind!"
"Well, you get the idea." Rin said with a smirk as Gilgamesh was busy laughing at her daughter's misery. "If you want more, just ask me, without your master's beck and call."
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, very well. I do enjoy this girl's harem, even if it's full of mongrels."
"I'm glad we could make your day." Rin smirked as Ritsuka pouted in embarrassment.
'Damn it, my own words….turned against me.' She thought while noticing a cafe and pointed to it. "We should get some coffee, just for a bit since we have groceries to put away. I'll pay for it, my king."
"Hmmm, I could go for something to quench my thirst."
"Then come, my king."
Rin chuckled as she saw her daughter walking away with the servant. 'Karmas a bitch.'
(A bit later)
"So. You can use any servant's abilities, is that right?" Gilgamesh asked while drinking some coffee, much to Rin's horror at her daughter's blabbermouth.
"Well, any I summoned in life. I don't have every servant in existence within me, that would be too much." Ritsuka chuckled while drinking some dark coffee. "And they have to like me, if not I really can't do anything besides getting hit by an enemy weapon."
"Hmmm, so you have a lot of power and abilities within you…" the King of Heroes muttered. "Almost like an inverse of myself."
"Well when you put it that way….maybe? I mean it's kinda a coincidence in my opinion."
"Then it's settled." he put his cup down and smirked. "I want you."
"...eh? Wait, I thought you liked Saber?"
"Yes and she will be mine, but you are also special. Someone that knows and trusts a tyrant like myself is a worthy treasure."
"Oh…...um…..I'm flattered um…." 'This is like Chaldea all over again!'
Rin was silent and just watched with a neutral expression. '...this is….madness!'
"So, will you accept me?"
"I um…" she looked at Rin and mouthed the words 'Help me!'.
"Oh great King, I don't think that would work." Rin spoke up. "You see, my daughter is…very very shy. In fact she's so shy about accepting someone else that it would make her pass out and probably hide away in her room all day."
'MOM!'
"I see." He said while forming a golden portal and pulled out a bag of shiny gems. "I brought a dowry for her hand."
'Oh no! Mom's only weakness, GEMS!' thought Ritsuka going pale. 'I should have seen that coming!'
"Oh….um, that seems kinda small." Rin said as the Archer pulled out five more bags of gems from the portal.
"Then how about this?"
"Um…."
"Or this?" he said while producing fifty more bags of gems, making Rin's eyes widen with greed. "Or perhaps more for your daughter's hand?"
'RESIST MOM!'
"Mmmmmmmmmm."
'RESIST!'
"Mmmmm. Give me thirty more and it's a deal."
'NOOOOOOO!'
"I have a better idea." he smirked. "A wager. After I win the grail and the war, I take her, but if I lose, I'll forget her hand and grant you the gems."
"Mo-"
"DEAL!" Rin grinned with greed as her daughter paled.
"NO! MOM! NO!" She yelled while Gilgamesh smirked.
"Then the deal is struck, you, Ritsuka Fujimaru, will be my treasure along with Saber, very soon."
"Assuming you win." Rin said with an arrogant smirk.
"Mom! Stop, you have very low luck!"
"Oh believe me, I will." Gilgamesh smirked while moving his hand onto Ritsuka's left hand, pulling it towards his lips before kissing it once. "And you will be the most prized of my treasures, savior of Human Order."
'WHY ME!? WHY DO THE GILGAMESH'S LIKE ME THIS MUCH!?' she thought before pulling back the hand and summoned a large golden stone book from her body and caused several portals to form around her. "Back off! I have Gates of Babylon as well, and these are magic wands to boot so back off!"
"...heh, you just made me even more interested in your hand, Ritsuka."
'SHIT!'
"Until I come back to claim you." he turned and walked away as Ritsuka turned to Rin.
"M.O.M!"
"What?"
"You accepted, a dowey, for my FORCED marriage to Gilgamesh! I wasn't going to date him first of all, just be friends…yet you practically GAVE ME AWAY!" she yelled in frustration as Rin gulped nervously. "Why didn't you resist the gems!?"
"Consider it payback for before, and didn't you hear? As long as he fails, you're safe, and since we're in an alliance with Emiya, along with the other servants and your tips, we have the advantage."
"Mom. You don't know Gilgamesh like I do, when he's forced on something he WILL get that task done even if it causes him sleep deprivation. Plus he has clairvoyance, well his Caster version, but even so, he will find a way to win the war faster now!"
"Like I said, I'm confident in our abilities."
"..." she groaned while pinching her nose. "There goes my peaceful slice of life grail war. Ugh, thanks mom, I really needed that."
"You're welcome." she smiled.
Ritsuka grumbled before looking at her mom. "You do realize I will get you back for this one, right?"
"Considering all the teasing you did to me? I'd say we're even."
'Not even close.' the servant thought as she concocked a devilish plan to get back with her mom. "So, let's go home. Oh and I just remembered something."
"What?"
"Dad actually likes your thighs. Like put sexy leggings on, a few see-through panties and you get him eating out of your hand like a-"
"STOP!" Rin yelled while turning bright pink.
"What? I'm just telling you his preferences. Which are big breasts, large hips, cute personality and the occasional cute hair." she smirked while Rin glared at her. "Which is one of the reasons why Medusa likes him."
"She what?!"
"Yep, Saber too. But Medusa is the wing'man' for Sakura. Artoria on the other hand….she's going to take him if you aren't quick enough." She said while Rin's eyes widened. "Oh? So you're feeling jealous about dad's lady killer nature?"
"N-N-Not at all!" she yelled before getting up. "Come, we are going to Emiya's house."
"Why?"
"T-To check up on him!"
"And see if Artoria or Medusa are making babie-"
"NO!"
"Mmmhmm~"
"NO!"
"Come on, it's not like dad can't give them lots of mana~ I mean look at me, I'm from that sa-"
"Finish that line and you're grounded for a year!"
"...same sperm?" She said while slowly walking away quickly.
"GET BACK HERE!"
"Um, later mom!" she called out before fleeing the scene. 'Atalanta don't let me down!'
"I SAID GET BACK HERE!" Rin yelled while running after her daughter in a fury.
(Later on)
-Tohsaka Residence-
"Ow." Ritsuka groaned while currently on her knees and had a bruise on her head. "That hurt."
"And you're going to stay there until I say so." Rin frowned while standing over her daughter with crossed arms.
"But it was only a dirty joke." Ritsuka pouted.
"You should know how I am with those." she deadpanned before pointing to the kendo stick in the corner of the room. "And if you ever try that again in front of me, I will beam you on the head with that kendo stick, got it?"
The girl pouted. "You always told dirty jokes to EMIYA."
"I am NOT Ishtar! Or any other variants of that servant, I. Am. Your. MOTHER!"
"Mmmmmm."
"Do you want me to ground you even longer?"
"No."
"Then stay here in the corner until I'm satisfied." Rin frowned before walking away. "And no trying to escape."
"..." 'Damn it all. I should've just said well enough alone!'
(Timeskip)
Rin sighed as she slowly got out of bed, finally relaxed and ready to do one tiny thing.
Win the Grail.
And it was kinda easy too since her 'daughter' was able to charm a lot of the servants into not fighting, meaning all she had to do was kill the others sans Sakura and…..Shirou.
And while yes she likes him….it's also conflicting with her own desires for the grail. Plus her daughter is adamant in getting her together with him.
So yeah, right now, she was happy that nothing crazy was going on or anything odd on her quiet Saturday morning.
"Maybe today will be the day." she muttered to herself while getting out of her bed.
Only to discover that her entire closet was replaced…by wedding gowns, pure white wedding gowns!?
"EEEEEHHH!?" she gaped with wide eyes. "Where's my clothes?!"
As she panicked about the fact that she had nothing else to wear, she noticed a note left on the sleeve of one of the gowns.
"Hi mom, I was able to make these from my own Noble Phantasm, with Miss Crane's skills, and mass produced with Medea's assistance. I hope you like them and have a good day at school. Love Ritsuka~." Rin muttered before growling in fury. "RITSUKAAAAAAA!"
(A few hours later)
"I hate her so much." Rin muttered while walking into class, wearing the wedding dress out of desperation, as Taiga blinked at her very late student's attire. "I hate her so much right now."
"Uh, Rin?"
"Don't ask." she said before seeing Shinji, glaring at him before kicking him right in the face. "And DON'T EVEN!"
"GAH!" he cried out as he fell right on the ground, his nose broken from the kick due to Rin using her magic circuits to power the kick to unnatural levels of strength. "What the hell was that for?!"
"For being a pervert!" she yelled while Shirou watched on with a light blush.
'Wow….she looks cute in that gown.'
'Why did she do this!? And…oh no, Emiya is looking at me!' she thought, freezing up with a blush while some of the students started whispering to each other. 'Don't look!'
"Maybe she's finally lost it?'
"Or she's finally getting hitched to Emiya?"
"I know right? He's a good athlete so why wouldn't she try and marry him for that?"
"Damn, she and Sakura-san must be trying to outdo the other."
'STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!' Rin thought while wanting to jump out the window. 'Especially when I'm RIGHT HERE!'
"Settle down class." Taiga called out while the students started to quiet down. "You can talk about Shirou's fiance later, right now we have a class to finish up."
"I'M NOT HIS FIANCE!" Rin blushed while Shirou looked entranced in her attire, making her notice and turn bright red. "And stop looking!"
"Oh um…." he blushed while looking away, feeling a little….aroused for some reason. 'Why is she so hot!?'
(Later)
"I'm going to kill her." Rin muttered while walking out of the school, trying not to trip from the trail or from the lack of visibility from her veil, her face looking rather pissed off and aggressive to any passerbys. "I'm going to straight up kill her."
As she moved out of the school grounds-
CRASH!
"AH!" she cried out while falling on her face, her trail tripping her and sending her flying into a puddle. "DAMN IT!"
"Are you ok?"
"I'm fine." she grumbled before looking up…only to see Sakura's servant, Rider aka Medusa, looking down at her in her civilian attire. "Wait, what are you doing here!?"
"I'm here to take you to the Emiya Estate." Medusa said while picking Rin up, bridal style. "And as much as it will pain my master, you have a wedding to attend….sorry."
"WHAT?! Put me down right now!"
"Sorry." she said as Medusa instantly ran away from the screen, Rin struggling to get out of her tight grasp. "I am really sorry."
"YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY IN A MINUTE IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN!" Rin yelled while Medusa sighed.
"I'm sorry, but I'm ordered to take you to the wedding."
"BY WHO?!"
"I can't say."
Rin grinded her teeth together before grabbing Medusa by the neck and started strangling her. "LET ME GO!"
She gasped out in pain before appearing at the Emiya residence and threw Rin into the house with reckless abandonment, destroying the front door in the process. "Ah…ah…ow…"
Rin groaned in pain from the landing and rubbed her rear. "Why that no good little…"
As she looked up however, she saw….Shirou in a tux as Ritsuka…..was the priest?!
"Ah, mom has arrived. The ceremony can beg-"
"What. The. HELL!?" She growled in rage.
"Um….dad, can you pick the bride up? Maybe even kiss her?" She asked with a smirk as Medea was standing next to her, looking at Artoria, who was forced into a similar wedding dress, and taking pictures of the now embarrassed 'king'.
Shirou blushed and picked Rin up who was trying her best not to scream. "Sorry."
"What is going on?"
"Well…"
"I'm getting you two hooked." Ritsuka grinned with glee. "And trust me, it was hard getting the paperwork signed and forged. Just kiss the groom mom and we can-"
"NO!"
"...why? Don't you love him~?"
"You don't just drop this on someone out of nowhere!"
"...so you don't want to marry dad?"
"NOT WHEN I'M FORCED TO!"
"So if I told you, would you agree to marry dad, while in high school? Is that right?" the Grand Saber class servant asked with an 'evil' grin, making Rin bright red from the implication. "Is that what's the matter with you?"
"D-D-Don't put words in my mouth!"
"I'm not." She shrugged before noticing that Rin was moving towards her. "Oh….um, I should run, right?" 'Oh no….mom's going Ishtar!'
"Yes. Yes you should."
"Um….." she looked at Shirou. "Please prepare the reception meal, I'll….be right back."
He raised a finger, right before she bolted with Rin in hot pursuit.
"GET BACK HERE!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Ritsuka screamed while running as fast as she could away from the pissed off bride. "I was trying to help!" 'Go Achilles GO!'
'...Welp, better get to work on the food.' Shirou muttered while seeing Sakura, who just walked in with a scowl on her face, running towards Ritsuka with a 'smile'.
"AHHHH! Not Aunty Sakura too! What next, Aunty Illya?!" She screamed in fear. "AHHHH!" 'Damn you Merlin!'
(Later)
"Ugh….." Ritsuka groaned while currently tied in a thick white rope as her entire body was dangling off the side of a roof. "The blood…."
That was when her eyes turned purple and her face gained a smile.
"Well this is fun, being turned into a one off joke by master's own mother." she chuckled while looking at the screen. "Hi, name is Merlin and if you're seeing this that means my master is grounded. Ten life times to boot, and she can't speak either so-"
"WHY ARE YOU TALKING!?"
"Oh boy." 'Merlin' chuckled as Rin walked out of the house and glared at 'him'. "I think I might've just increased her punishment a little."
"I'm doubling your grounding!" Rin called out. "And if you speak again, Ill triple it, no quadruple it!"
"...this is better than tv." 'Merlin' chuckled as Rin threw a shoe at 'him', causing the screen to turn into many white flowers. "Ow!"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO!"
And like that, the screen faded into white as a large tower of light surrounded by flowers loomed in the distance for a second before disappearing into the void.
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Servant stats:
Servant Name: Saber
Title: Humanity's Last Master, Grand Saber, Grand Caster (Under different circumstances.), The 48th Master, Senpai.
Class: Grand Saber, Grand Caster (Under different circumstances.)
True Name: Ritsuka Fujimaru
Gender: Female (Male if summoned as a Grand Caster.)
Height/Weight: ?
Hidden Attribute: Star
Alignment: Neutral Good
Species: Servant, High Servant (Forcefully), Human, Magus.
Class Skills:
Magic Resistance- A
Riding- ?
Independent Action (Human Order)- A- [To be summoned for the sake of existence, in numerous Lostbelts and Singularities, one must be capable of such a feat without faltering underpressure…is what would be said if that always happens. But for Grand Caster, the rank is demoted from EX due to constant mental attacks that somehow cause a body hijacking situation.]
Personal Skills:
Affection of the Human Order- EX [To one that protects Human Order, even when that entails the destruction of others.]
Anti-Beast- EX [The antithesis to the Beasts of Humanity, the bane of those that would destroy humanity's collective existence. However, it doesn't mean that they loathe or hate the Beast in question, it is a matter of opinion and ideology.]
Battle Continuation- A-
Charisma in the Face of Humanity's Destruction- C++ [The end is fearful, but for some, it can motivate the best out of others.]
God-Slayer- B+++ [Through outside means, Grand Saber survived and brought down gods greater than those in Proper Human History. Yet….it is still strange for a second rate Mage to attempt and ultimately succeed in the long run.]
Hero of Humanity- A [The hope of Human Order thrusted into heroism though luck and fate? Who knows but without Grand Saber, Human order would be destroyed many times over…despite certain events ruining that victory as well.]
High-Servant- EX [Protection is one thing, but overprotectiveness is just…wow. So many Saint Graphs….so many! How did they not explode yet!?]
Human Order's Last Hope- EX [The accumulation of unprecedented achievements beyond the bounds of a normal human, it allows for Grand Saber to survive and adapt to any situation, be it human made demons, alternative beings on par with gods, actual gods, and other servants.]
Harem of Affection- EX [From gods to demons, to heroes and villains, all fall sway to Grand Saber in one way or the other….usually with unique and devastating results to both onlookers and Grand Saber. Can be subverted if played upon.]
Ninjutsu: C- (Upgraded to B+ due to Protection of Chaldea Skill)
Pioneer of the Stars- A-
Proof of Loyalty- EX [The bond between Master and Servant is unique in this case. No matter who the Servant is and what motives they have, they will alway show affection and pride to Grand Saber.]
Protection of Chaldea- A- [No matter what danger or threat, Grand Saber will rely and depend upon the last organization of Human Order itself and all that call it home.]
Unyielding Will- B
Voyager of the World (Singularity/Lostbelt)- A [The crystalline achievements of traveling to worlds and times no other human can withstand or comprehend. To see the dying worlds as moments in the infinite expanse of imagination itself…a sad fate for one so 'normal'.]
Weakness (Mind)- A+ (Deceased to C- due to Proof of Loyalty Skill)
Parameters:
Strength: C+
Agility: B-
Luck: A
Endurance: C
Mana: D (Upgraded to B+ due to Proof of Loyalty Skill)
Noble Phantasm: EX (Upgraded from D- due to Proof of Loyalty Skill)
Noble Phantasm:
FATE System (Altered): (EX) [Anti-Beast (Human Order)] {A constantly active Noble Phantasm that is normally a device that allows Grand Saber to summon servants but in this form she can utilize the abilities, skills, Noble Phantasms, weapons and memories of all that were summoned by her in life, even if they weren't particularly bonded with her.}
Last of Humanity, Standing Against the Inevitable. Bringer of Doom Upon Worlds Less Fortunate, Bringer of Hope Upon Those That See The Future, Go Now! Humani Ordinis: (EX) [Suicide Attack/Anti-World] {The final end, the final stand. This Noble Phantasm is the singular attack needed to bring down Human Order's final 'boss', the true wish of a hero that sees the flaws and the perfections of a foolish species and protects them. Utilizing their own Saint Graft as a living reactor, their power will become that of a Beast, a conceptual Anti-Beast that brings about salvation. But once exhausted, all memory and accomplishments will be erased from the Throne of Heroes and total oblivion will embrace this 'second rate mage'. A fleeting dream, a heroic sacrifice…the perfect end to Grand Order's protagonist.}
Wish for the grail: to get the grail for the benefit of humanity and Chaldea. That's the official reason, the true reason is to relax away from danger and have some fun.