(This is an older oneshot from the now deleted MHA anthology oneshot collection New Fates One Dream. I decided to post them here for the sake of keeping these ideas somewhere in case I have a last minute wave of inspiration or something.)
Hello everyone! MiniTennyson here with a brand new MHA-related crossover with the cult classic 2000s anime Furi Kuri/Fooly Cooly: FLCL!
I decided to write this after hearing two new FLCL seasons are on the way and that I recently managed to watch the first season and loved it.
Spoilers for the entirety of MHA and FLCL. If you haven't watched FLCL, it's only 6 episodes long, so just watch it before reading this(or don't, whatever tickles your fancy).
This happens some time after S1. This fic doesn't take Progressive, Alternative or any of the upcoming seasons in consideration.
This is an AU where All Might crushed Izuku's dreams and he gets another quirk after meeting a crazy Vespa-driving chick.
This fic is rated T for some sexual innuendos, gore, Bakugou's and Haruko's swearing, refferences to tobbaco, drinking, suicide, depression and abuse. If you feel uncomfortable with any one
I do not own either series. MHA is owned by Kohei Horikoshi, Shonen Jump and Studio Bones while FLCL is owned by Gainax, I.G. Pictures and Kazuya Tsurumaki respectively.
Without further ado...
Enjoy reading!
Some time ago…not really known how much ago, there was a pre-teen boy named Naoto Nanbana who had a pretty boring life until meeting a mysterious girl driving a yellow Vespa by the name of Haruko Haruhara, who called herself an extraterrestrial.
After which weird things started coming from his head, gaining the ability known as N.O. Together with this whacky extraterrestrial girl fought against robots sent by the group known as Medical Mechanica, resulting in the power plant belonging to the Mechanica being activated and fog covered the city.
It all ended in a battle between Haruko, Naoto and the organization known as The Bureau of Interstellar Immigration that resulted in Naoto becoming the vessel of the Pirate King Atomsk.
After that happened, Haruko went into a frenzy and started fighting the Naoto-absorbed Atomsk until the boy himself managed to revert back to normal, more mature than before…kissing the extraterrestrial girl.
Haruko eventually left that city and started traveling the universe in search of Atomsk with her final goal being absorbing him and gaining his power for herself, leaving Naoto behind to mature and become a proper young man.
That Vespa driving woman didn't return for quite a while back to Earth until recently…where Haruko found an Earth not anything like the last time she visited it…
People had superpowers known as quirks and the fantasy of superheroes became a reality…all that seemingly having happened after a battle between the Medical Machina and the Galactic Space Police Brotherhood ended in the destruction of Atomsk, causing his bits to spread across the Earth and affected all the people on the planet…resulting in many of them developing quirks.
Now Haruko travels once more on her trusty Vespa in an attempt to find the person who inherited all of the power of Atomsk as his vessel…
That being a person of short stature with green hair and eyes with freckles…
I wonder who that is…?
At a middle school known as Aldera Junior High located somewhere in the city of Musutafu, school was close to ending its senior year, meaning that the students should try to apply to hero schools if they want to even get the chance to be a hero.
"C'mon class, you're all middle school seniors now! You should start thinking more seriously about your futures!" The homeroom teacher of the senior year of middle schoolers exclaimed energetically as he got up from where he was standing with a stack of papers in his hands. "I'll be handing out printouts on your desired futures!"
"You all want to be heroes, don't you?" The teacher said as all of the classroom erupted energetically, all of the students showed off their quirks, with the exception of a blonde student who was frowning and another green-haired student who was looking down at his desk. "Yes, yes, your quirks are all wonderful! But it's against the rules to use them at school!"
"Oi teach!! Don't lump me with everyone else!" The blonde male student with red eyes from before suddenly exclaimed. This was Katsuki Bakugou, also known by the nickname Kacchan, the school's foulmouthed bully. "You can't compare me to these losers' weak ass quirks! Mine's in a whole other league!"
"Oh, c'mon man! You have such a big mouth!" One of the students yelled angrily at the blonde, causing him to simply smirk and reply with.
"Shut the fuck up, ya goddamn babble!"
"Oh yeah…I forgot…Bakugou's shooting in the U.A. high isn't he?" One of the students exclaimed, causing everyone to be in shock and the green haired student from before to sigh.
"You mean that national-level academy?! Isn't the exam's difficulty rating 79?!"
"Yeah, and it's hypercompetitive to get into, right!?"
"Are you done running your mouths, peons?!" Bakugou roared smugly as he got up on his desk with a smirk. "I got an A grade on the mock-test! And I'm the only one in this school even fit to go there!"
"I'll surpass even that "All Might" bastard as the top hero!!" Bakugou exclaimed with a jerky laugh. "And I'm gonna carve my name as the highest rank of the bracket taxpayers!! Haha!"
"Ah. Isn't Midoriya planning to go to the U.A. too?" One of the students said, causing Bakugou smirk to become gritted teeth and the green haired boy with emerald eyes from before to freeze and flinch. The other boy was Izuku Midoriya, mockingly insulted as Deku by his peers.
The students all stopped their talking to glare towards Izuku, making the teen tense up even more than he already was before they all burst out laughing at him.
"HAAAH?! THERE'S NO WAY MIDORIYA!!" One of the students yelled out mockingly.
"IF THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS STUDYING THEN HEROICS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PIPE DREAM!!" Another student shouted, as annoyed and mocking as the other students.
"T-there's no rule against it or anything! I…I-I mean sure t-there's no precedent but-" Izuku started to say before suddenly Bakugou used his explosion quirk to blow up the greenette's table and send the poor boy flying backwards.
"EAT SHIT "DEKU"!!!" Bakugou roared in rage, causing the boy to flinch once again as the bully approached him. "FORGET HAVING A WEAK-ASS QUIRK WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!! SO WHERE DO YOU GET OFF PUTTING YOURSELF AT THE SAME LEVEL AS ME?!!"
"H-hold on…H…H-hold on Kacchan…!" Izuku said in a trembling voice before getting determination in his eyes and answering with: "Y…yeah, I'm putting myself at the same level as you, Kacchan…!"
"HAH?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, USELESS DEKU!!?" Katsuki shouted with murder intent as he grabbed the greenette by the collar.
"I…I meant it. Y…you're always such a jerk to me and everyone else…so what if I dream of going to the U.A.?!" The quirkless teen exclaimed back to the bully, angering the blonde even more than before. "B…besides…you never know till y…you try…r-right?"
" 'YOU NEVER KNOW TILL YOU TRY' ?! THE EXAM'S HOPELESS FOR YOU!!!" Bakugou shouted at Izuku as his fists ignited once again. "WHAT CAN A GUY LIKE YOU EVEN ACCOMPLISH!!?"
After that happened, Izuku was ready to take his notebook about pro heroes and go home before suddenly, Bakugou took the notebook before him.
"We're not done yet, Deku!" Katsuki said with a grimace as he showed the notebook to his two "friends".
"What's that Katsuki?" Asked one of the other two bullies.
" 'For my future'...haha! For real!? Goddamn Midoriya!" The other bully laughed in a mocking manner.
"G...Give that back!!" Izuku pleaded in a small voice as he attempted to get a hold of his notebook before suddenly…
BBBOOOOOOMMMBBBB!
Bakugou used his explosion quirk to blow Izuku's notebook to pieces, burning it to a crisp, much to the greenette's horror and dismay.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Y…you why…!!" The quirkless teen shrieked with wide eyes at the action…
"Hmph…you know what they say about all the top heroes? What did they have in common?" The explosion teen stated as he threw the notebook out of the window and into the fountain below " 'I came from an average municipal middle school, and I was the one and only!' and I want to make sure that the term "U.A. Graduate" maintains the same level of gravitas. I'm a perfectionist by nature, you see… "
"Such pettiness…" Izuku thought as he watched his notebook sink lower into the water of the fountain.
"So what I'm saying is…forget about U.A., you fucking nerd!!" Bakugou exclaimed with a mocking smile, and the greenette couldn't do anything but tremble and look down in shame.
"As usual…he still can't talk back." One of the other bullies said with a laugh.
"Just leave him, he's such a sad sack even now when he is a senior. He still can't face reality, " The blonde bully states as he grabs his bag and prepares to walk away before turning towards the quirkless teen with a smirk. "Ah! If you wanna be a hero then there is actually a pretty good way to do so…If you believe they're holding your quirk over in the next world…You should dive off of a rooftop!"
Upon hearing that, Izuku stopped trembling and glared at Bakugou with gritted teeth of silent anger.
"What? Got something to say?!" Katsuki asked the boy mockingly as he lit his hands ablaze.
Izuku's eyes widened when the blonde said that, causing the quirkless boy to remember his father Hisashi Midoriya who almost said that phrase word for word…and…he just snapped.
"If you want me to get rid of me so badly…" The greenette stated as he ran over to the explosion teen and…punched him. "...then why…why…D-Don't you try jumping off one YOURSELF ?!"
The sudden outburst from Izuku surprised Bakugou and the bullies. If the bully didn't had a murderous intent earlier…he sure did now. No one…but no one insults him back…especially not that useless Deku!
"Well…LOOK WHO SUDDENLY GOT A BACKBONE TO SPEAK BACK!! FUCKING!! USELESS!! DEKU!!!" Katsuki shouted in rage as he pinned the poor quirkless teen to the ground and…started hitting him with hands set ablaze.
Izuku's pained screams were heard before the scene transitions to the greenette looking down at the fountain's water in an attempt to find his notebook…but it was nowhere to be seen.
"You asshole! If I seriously did it, that'd be instignation to suicide! Think before you speak!!" Izuku yelled internally as he tried his best to hold tears in and find the notebook but to no avail.
Eventually however…
"Hey, I fished this notebook from the fountain a while ago. Is it yours?" A female voice asked, causing Izuku to look behind him and see a mysterious woman with pink hair driving a yellow Vespa.
She had her hands extended towards Izuku and she was holding nothing else but the notebook Bakugou had thrown into the water earlier.
"O-oh. Y…yeah, it's mine. Thank you miss…" Izuku responded as he took his notebook back from the pinkette. He would have asked what her name was but when he was about to ask…
The girl already took off on her Vespa, leaving him behind in smoke coming off from the engine.
"Sigh… " Izuku sighed in annoyance as the memories from that day came back into his mind…
"Daddy! S…stop… " A younger version of the greenette was seen laying on the ground with bruises and tears falling down from his eyes as a mysterious man with green hair towered over him. That man was none other than Izuku's father…Hisashi Midoriya.
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!! You have no quirk…you're a disgrace to the Midoriya name." Hisashi yelled in rage as he lifted one of his legs up and…kicked poor young Izuku.
The impact was so powerful that Izuku's body hit the wall as the little boy started gagging and coughing from the hit.
"D…dear! St…stop it!! Izuku didn't do anything wrong!!" Izuku's mother Inko Midoriya exclaimed in an attempt to stop her husband from hitting their son again.
"SHUT UP WOMAN!! I'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON HE'LL NEVER FORGET!! HE'S! A! FAILURE!" Hisashi shouted, making Inko flinch, as he prepared his hand to hit Izuku across the face.
However, right when he was about to do so, Inko jumped in front of her son and hugged him, resulting in her getting hit instead.
"You bitch…getting in my way. You are the reason why Izuku was born quirkless!! How long I tried to be calm…thinking how we will have a powerful child but…I've had about ENOUGH!" The Midoriya husband yelled as he started ruthlessly kicking and hitting his wife.
The cries of Inko, mixed with Hisashi's anger and the pain ringing through his body made the little Izuku Midoriya to get up and put himself in between his mother and father.
"What? You've got something to say!?" Hisashi said coldly with shaking fists.
"S…s…stop hitting mommy! I…I…I will be a hero! L…like All Might!" The little greenette exclaimed in a shaky and teary voice while his entire body trembled and shaked in fear.
"Heh. You will be a hero you say…then…then…WHY DON'T WE PUT IT TO THE TEST, YOU LITTLE!! Let's see…can you withstand my flames…?" Hisashi yelled as suddenly dark green flames ignited his body and as he approached Izuku…
The flames turned into the form of a fiery snake and got launched towards the little boy's body.
"WAAAAHHHH!!!" Izuku's screams of agony echoed across the room.
"IZUKU!!!" Inko shrieked in horror at what her husband did to her son.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU LITTLE-!!" Hisashi roared in a fury as his flames started setting the room they were in ablaze.
"That's right…that day I promised myself…that I won't listen to whatever anyone would say…and I'll just keep on moving forward!! I…I'll be the hero who will save anyone in need!" Izuku exclaimed in his mind as he started entering a tunnel as suddenly…a humanoid made out of gray sludge attacked him from behind…swallowing him in its body as the greenette was starting to suffocate.
Luckily for him though, the No. 1 hero, his idol, All Might saved him at the last moment, capturing who managed to capture the sludge villain in a bottle.
As the no. 1 Hero was preparing to leave, Izuku got the stupidly bright idea of grabbing onto All Might's legs while he took off.
That went as good as you would expect and All Might landed on the roof of a building before he would have accidentally dropped the teenager.
Izuku found out of the horrible wound one villain gave All Might, causing his muscles to deflate and become a skeletal man after some time of using it. The greenette decided to ask the No. 1 Hero if a quirkless loser like him could ever be a hero but…
He was met with a disappointing and nihilistic answer how he should just give up on dreaming and become a cop or firefighter instead.
Afterwards…
The quirkless teenager known as Izuku is seen walking on the streets of Musutafu with his head held down and tears falling down his cheeks.
But…he couldn't help it. His dreams were squandered by none else than All Might himself.
It was useless…why did he even think he could be a hero in the first place…he was quirkless, of course he couldn't be a hero.
No matter how much he tried or wished to have a quirk…it's not like some miracle will happen and he'll get one.
This was his life. Doomed to never be a hero and be laughed at by everyone all his life.
Izuku…well Izuku found himself thinking back to when he was a kid…when he heard how quirks came to be in this world…when his dreams were still afloat.
People...are not born equal…
That's the hard truth I learned at age four. But that...was my first and last setback.
It all began in Keikei City in China...with news that a bio-luminescent baby was born!
After that, "exceptional" individuals began popping up all over the world. The cause was unclear.
Time passed...and the "exceptional" became the norm. Fantasy...became reality! At present, 80% of the world's population consists of superhumans with special abilities.
The world is in chaos!
And a profession that everyone once only dreamed about…
entered the spotlight!
Superheroes!
Everyone could be one!
"...oh. Everyone could be one huh…guess…they lied didn't they…?" Izuku muttered to himself before thinking of how everyone told him down…never being on his side.
For some reason...I remembered what my mom said that day when I found out I was quirkless…"I'm sorry Izuku! I'm sorry!"
No mom...back then, what I wanted you to say was…"YOU CAN BE A HERO."
It's what I'd always wanted to hear, from anyone! But…unfortunately…the world is not a place for dreamers like me.
Even my idol All Might said I can't be a hero and I'd better be a cop or firefighter.
Why…Why couldn't you even bother to say I can be a hero…?
No…even if he said that…it wouldn't have changed anything. Whether he said that or not…All Might's message was clear.
No matter how hard I'll try…I won't be a hero and never will be.
While stuck in his depressing and slightly nihilistic thoughts, Izuku failed to notice the loud noise of an engine and a yellow Vespa motor scooter driving straight towards his direction.
"DIEEEEE, SONUVABITCH!!!!!" The sudden loud shout of the girl driving the Vespa was heard, causing Izuku to finally break out of his train of thought and look towards the oncoming danger. He knew who this girl was…she was the one from earlier at school???
The teenager's eyes widened upon realizing that the girl pulled a guitar from who knows where…and prepared to hit him with it?!!
"...eh?" Was the only thing Izuku could muster as before he could even realize what was happening…
BANG! CRASH!! THRIFFFFFTTTT!!! BRRR!!
The pink-haired girl driving the vespa hit Izuku point blank in the face with the guitar in her hand before the Vespa's front wheel hit him in the face once more.
The impact was so powerful that it smashed Izuku's nose and launched him meters away into a street sign as blood started falling from his nose.
"Uh. That hit didn't kill him, did it? He probably had a quirk to protect him from the hit…right?" The girl said in confusion as she pulled her helmet off to reveal two amber orbs and shoulder-length light pink hair as she approached the poor Deku's unconscious form.
She sighed in relief for a moment..before Izuku's body slumped over with his eyes turned into X marks. Uh-oh. That can't be good.
"WAHHHH!!! I KILLED A KID!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HIM!! AND WHY IS THIS SETUP THE SAME GODDAMN ONE FROM THE LAST SEASON?!" The pinkette shouted at the top of her lungs as she started making all sorts of weird gestures and poses around Izuku before deciding that the best course was to just get the heck out of the crime scene.
"Uuuhhh…excuse me…agh…miss…?" Izuku said as he somehow recovered from his unconscious state and dizzily tried to make it towards the girl attempting to flee the scene.
Upon hearing that, the pinkette turned around before her eyes widened and her face went pale for some reason, much to Izuku's confusion.
She put a hand on her guitar and made her way trembling towards the greenette before suddenly shouting:
"AAAAAAHHH!! YOU ARE A ZOMBIE THEN, HUH?! YOU WON'T EAT MY BRAINS THAT EASILY, BAAAAAAASTAAAARDDDD!!!" The Vespa rider roared in fear/horror/menace(?) before smashing the guitar straight into his skull, causing our poor cinnamon roll to fall to the ground in pain.
"W-wait, I'm not-!" Izuku tried to reason with the girl but the pinkette only said "DIE!!" and hit him with the guitar once more.
"-a zom-" Another hit to the head from the pinkette.
"-bie…"
And…another hit!!!
After the final hit was given to Izuku, he fell to the ground backwards with his soul being
"Oh. He wasn't a zombie. I mean…CRAP!! I NEED TO GIVE THIS GUY CPR FAST!!" The girl yelled upon realizing that the teen she just smashed to bits was not even a zombie as she started pressuring Izuku's chest over and over again but…
To no avail in the end.
Seeing that, the girl's eyes went wide when she realized that if she didn't kill this kid a while ago…she clearly did now.
"OOOOKAAAAY!!! If this doesn't work…then mouth-to-mouth resuscitation HAS TO DO!! SMOOOOCH!!!" The pinkette said with a smirk as she put herself atop Izuku before preparing to do nothing else but to kiss him in what she viewed as "mouth-to-mouth resuscitation".
Luckily, however, Izuku managed to return to the world of the living before anything could happen between him and the girl.
Upon noticing the fact that the Vespa woman was about to do so, the greenette got up straight, hitting his head into hers.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" The pinkette screamed in pain as she started rolling on the ground and holding her head, causing Izuku to sweatdrop at the girl's over dramatic reaction.
"W…w…what were you trying to d…do?!" Deku stuttered with a red face as he realized he was almost kissed by a girl he didn't even know mere seconds ago.
"Oh that." The girl said as she stopped screaming in pain and got up, looking Izuku dead in the eyes, much to the boy's dismay. "You should be grateful, I wanted to give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I saved your life!"
"But isn't she also the one who tried to kill me seconds ago…?" Izuku thought to himself but didn't dare to say any of that aloud, fearing that the girl may use a guitar to beat him up again.
Noticing the awkward silence between the two of them, the girl suddenly yelled some gibberish that for the life of him Deku couldn't understand, before finally saying: "Listen…sorry I ran you over and hit you, I thought you were some other green haired dude I had to kill. Anyways, you won't call the cops over what I did right?"
"W…well if it was just an accident…t…th…then no, I won't call the police…" Izuku muttered under his breath, not really caring that much of what happened, considering he can never be a hero…what was even the point anymore?
As another veil of awkward silence made its way between the weird duo, the pinkette was once more the one to break the ice with a relatively simple question.
"What's your name, and, do you have a quirk?" She asked dismissively.
"Huh?" The greenette asked with confusion in his voice, clearly not realizing what the Vespa woman just said.
"Your name and quirk. What are they?" The pinkette repeated herself.
"O-o-oh, right! M…my name is I…Izuku M…Midoriya! And…uhmm…I…I actually don't have a quirk…I…I'm quirkless." Izuku replied with some hesitance, his idol All Might told him he can't be a hero…what would this strange girl reaction to him being quirkless be?
The teenage boy expected a judgemental or hateful look from the pinkette but instead…he was met with a bright smile and energetic eyes.
"Izuku Midoriya, huh? I'm Haruko Haruhara, an extraterrestrial from outer space, boohoo~!" The girl now revealed to be named Haruko Haruhara stated. If Deku didn't think this woman was crazy before, he clearly did now.
"As for you being quirkless!! HEH! SOON ENOUGH…YOU'LL HAVE A QUIRK SOONER THAN YOU THINK! AND THAT'S A FACT!" Haruko exclaimed, causing Izuku to blink a few times.
"...what." The quirkless boy asked, very confused and kinda angry at the girl. Did she find it so hilarious that he wanted to be a hero to give him some nonsense of getting a quirk out of a sudden, it wasn't going to-
PLOP!!
Before Izuku could even go on to reply to the girl with an angry comeback, a big and bulgy bump horn thing came out of his forehead. He didn't notice that thing growing out of his head until Haruko started to look at him with a weird stare.
"W…what? I…is there something on my face?" The greenette asked the girl in perplexion.
"WOAH! That's one hot and big bump you've got on your forehead!!" The Vespa woman said with a smirk.
"A-a-a bump?! O-oh no, how bad is it?! If…if I go home looking like this mom will definitely mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble…" Deku started mumbling like crazy, mumbling that not even an alien like Haruko could understand.
"Hold yer horses, would you? It's no biggie!" The girl stated calmly as she searched through her bag before smirking, having found what she was looking for.
"Here! All good like nothing happened!" Haruko exclaimed as she shoved the bump back with a smiley face sticker, returning Izuku's forehead to normal using what the girl stated to be "a very good bandage and totally not a sticker".
"I…I don't think it will hold but okay. A…also…w…what were you meaning by 'I'll have a quirk sooner than I-huh?" Deku started asking before his eyes widened in shock upon realizing the fact that in that half of a second he was talking, Haruko already packed up and left on Vespa.
This left Izuku confused but he figured she may have had a speed-related quirk and left it at that before getting up from where he was standing and walking home, sighing after what happened during the day.
Meanwhile, near the Musutafu tunnels…
The blonde haired bully with red eyes known as Katsuki Bakugou was hanging out with his two "friends" and walking on the backalleys of Musutafu.
"You really overdid it today, man." one of the two friends said with a stupid smirk.
"...he's your childhood friend, right?" the other friend asked the lead bully, with some sort of worry in his voice.
"It's his fault for getting in my way. He's still got that stupid dreamy expression from back then." Bakugou said as he started tightening his grip on the soda can he was holding before…blowing it up. "JUST SEEING IT PISSES ME OFF!!" He shouted, kicking a bottle containing a gray goo into a wall, making it pop open.
"And another thing, you guys! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO QUIT SMOKING! If we're found out my recommendation letter will catch fire too…!" Katsuki yelled angrily, noticing the fact that his two friends were smoking.
However, instead of replying in any way, remained frozen in place before exclaiming: "Look out! Behind you!"
"?" Katsuki was confused before his eyes widened once he turned around to see…a giant villain made of gray sludge curling himself around the blonde's body from within the tunnel.
"Found a new guise…and a powerful one to boot!!" The sludge villain laughed as he prepared to shallow Bakugou in his body…
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Back to Izuku…
"Darn Kacchan…always bullying me…that girl too…running over me like that…this day couldn't be any worse. I can't be a hero so why even bother? Just…just block it out…block it all out." Izuku thought to himself as he tried his best to hold back his tears before noticing the fact that a crowd of people was gathered at an alleyway close to the tunnels. "What he heck?!"
"I came by habit…to see the heroes. I should just quit . It's all hollow now…wait!" Izuku thought to himself before noticing that the villain in question was none other than the sludge villain…the same sludge villain All Might stopped mere moments ago.
"Him again? All Might? Did he slip out from under you!? …Did you drop him…!? In which case…" Izuku thought with wide eyes as the realization finally settled in. "It's…my fault…!"
"Why are the heroes at a stand-still?" One of the pedestrians looking onwards asked.
"The guy's got some middle schooler hostage!" Another man exclaimed, causing the greenette's eyes to widen even further in horror.
"Oh no…! He's swallowed somebody else! Will he or she bear that excruciating pain?!" Izuku asked himself as the pedestrians started saying things like:
"I see, so that villain…is the same one All Might was chasing earlier, right?"
"All Might!? Seriously!? He's here!?"
"Yeah, I saw him a second ago."
"In that case, what's All Might doing right now?!"
"I'm pathetic…what kind of hero am I…unable to do anything!" A skeletal man with dark blue eyes and blonde hair thought to himself with gritted teeth. This was Toshinori Yagi a.k.a. All Might but…in a less than fit for fight form.
"This is all my fault…!! All Might can't even move!! And now the villain can't be captured!! They need to wait for a hero with a quirk that'll work against him!!" Izuku thought in a panic as he covered his mouth in shock.
"Hang in there…I'm sorry!! I'm so sorry…!! Somebody will come to save you soon… Somebody…a hero will soon…" the quirkless teen thought in a frenzy as he found himself looking towards the sludge villain's mouth to see the hapless victim to the villain only for them to be…
Deku's eyes went wide upon realising that the one person that the sludge villain swallowed was no one else than Katsuki Bakugou, his bully and childhood friend.
That shook the greenette to the core before…he suddenly started running towards the danger, his legs seemingly moving on his own.
Everyone present was shocked, the pedestrians, pro heroes, All Might and even Izuku himself at his own actions.
"YOU IDIOT!! STOP!! STOP!!!" The pro hero known as Death Arms shouted after the quirkless teen but he just kept on continuing to run towards the sludge villain.
"That brat!!!" The sludge villain shouted, realizing that Izuku was that brat that helped All Might capture him.
"Deku?!" Bakugou yelled, not knowing why the hell this pathetic Deku wanted to save him!
"Why am I running!? What am I doing?!" Izuku questioned in his mind as the legs were just walking on their own.
"I'll blow you to pieces." Katsuki said, muffled from within the sludge body.
"Eeek!!" Deku shrieked in fear as he continued running while thinking "What do I do?! At a time like this…"
"Page 25!!" The greenette exclaimed in his mind, remembering what one of his notebook pages said about thermodynamics, causing him to instinctively grab his backpack and throw it towards the sludge villain.
SHYAAAH!! NUUUUUU!!
"Kacchan!!" Izuku shouted as he started clawing at the sludge villain in an attempt to free his former bully.
"YOU!! WHY ARE YOU?!" Bakugou roared in rage, not understanding why this useless Deku was trying to save him.
"My legs moved on their own! I don't know why either!!!!" The greenette exclaimed as he continued to try and save Bakugou.
"I could have spouted off a number of quips. But really…" Izuku thought before exclaiming with teary but brave eyes: "It's because your eyes were pleading for help!!!"
"I'm pathetic…I'm so pathetic…!" Toshinori thought with wide eyes, was he really this weak and unable to do anything to save these kids? He was All Might, the no. 1 hero and symbol of peace yet…!
"STOP TRYING TO SAVE ME!!" Bakugou shouted as his consciousness was slowly fading away while the useless Deku was still trying to save him despite the efforts seemingly not doing anything to the villain.
"It'll only take a little while to do, DON'T GET IN MY WAY YOU BRAT!!!" The sludge villain roared as he jumped to attack, causing Izuku to close his eyes in anticipation for the pain about to come.
"You idiot!! You wanna kill yourself?! If you'll die, it'll all be for naught!!" The pro heroes exclaimed at the scene and when all seemed to be over…
The bump on Izuku's forehead suddenly started to grow back out as a big gun barrel made of skin…as a blinding red light started emanating from its peak..causing everyone to cover their eyes right when a loud engine noise was heard.
"OUTTA MY WAY, SUCKERS!! THIS IS MY TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT!!" The loud voice of Haruko echoed through the alleyway as a yellow vespa flew over the heads of the pedestrians and pro heroes, before the moto scooter crashed into the pavement.
"OIII!! SLIME BASTARD!! WHAT THE HEEEEEEECKKKKK ARE YOU DOING TO MY ATOMSK VESSEL!!!" The pinkette yelled as she grabbed a hold of her trusty guitar and jumped into the air before smashing the guitar straight into the face of the sludge villain just as the light emanating from Izuku's forehead got stronger than before.
Meanwhile, in an unknown location relatively close to Musutafu, there was a governmental headquarters belonging to an organization known as The Bureau of Interstellar Immigration where alarms started going off the moment that red light came out of Izuku's head.
The Bureau of Interstellar Immigration is an organization that deals with interactions between Earth and extraterrestrial entities, such as the group known as the Medical Mechanica.
The mechanical doors from outside the building are shown opening, as a mysterious middle aged man with red hair, dark brown eyes and comically big and obviously fake eyebrows entered the building, starting to walk throughout the many halls of the facility.
This mysterious man with big bushy eyebrows was no one else but the current leader of the Bureau, Commander Amarao.
"What is the situation out there, people?!" Amarao demanded from the other members of the bureau as he entered the main operations room.
His response came in the form of one of his lieutenants, a young attractive woman with dark tan skin, blonde hair and brown eyes with thin eyebrows known as Lieutenant Kitsurubami, walking up to him.
"Sir, Lieutenant Kitsurubami here. As our sensors and alarms may have made you think…it has emerged once again. And it may seem that she also may be involved." The blonde woman stated to her higher-up.
"Hmm…I see, I see. And where was it located by our satellites and when?" The commander asked his lieutenant.
"It was located somewhere in Musutafu city…right about the bridge area of the city. We've got this alarm about 2 minutes ago, we don't know what caused it to emerge but if we hurry…we may still be able to capture her and contain Atomsk." Kitsurubami informed the commander who nodded.
"Then please send our forces into the station. I don't care if there are witnesses or pro heroes around…! We have to stop that woman no matter what!" Amaroa exclaimed with trembling fists.
"Yes, sir! But…your eyebrows are-aaaah!" Lieutenant Kitsurubami shrieked as suddenly one of Amarao's bushy eyebrows fell off. "Sir…all the stress on your shoulders isn't good for your eyebrows!"
"I know that about the eyebrows myself, lieutenant. But how can I be calm when that woman could be tricking another teen or young adult to do her bidding?!" Commander Amaroa yelled with gritted teeth as he put his fallen eyebrows back on and hit his hand into the table. "I can't let this continue for any longer!"
Back to our heroes…
The hit from Haruko's guitar sent bits and pieces of the sludge villain flying in different directions, though it wasn't enough to defeat the sludge villain unfortunately.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOO, BITCH!! NO ONE STANDS IN MY WAY!!" The sludge villain roars in a frenzy as he launches tendrils towards Haruko, who simply dodges and jumps backwards, landing on her trusty Vespa.
The alien pinkette smirked as she started the engine of the Vespa once more driving it full speed ahead into the sludge villain's direction.
Right when the scooter was about to hit the sludge villain's body, the extraterrestrial woman would jump off of it.
SMAAASH!!
The yellow motor scooter hit the villain full-on through for some reason the sudden hit didn't even phase the sludge villain.
Haruko gritted her pointy teeth in anger as she prepared to jump at the sludge villain again.
However, the villain was prepared for whatever attack he was going to get from the pinkette and managed to grab one of her legs with a tendril, preparing to swallow her whole as well.
"CRAP!!! ATOMSK!!! TAKE THAAAAATTTT!!!" Haruko shouted as she grabbed her trusty guitar in hand and threw it straight onto Izuku's forehead, causing the red light coming from it to turn green and envelop the greenette's body.
The quirkless teenager's eyes were pure white and blank as he slumped over slightly to get a good look at his enemy.
"WHAT THE?! TAKE THIS YOU LITTLE RUNT!!!" The sludge villain roared as he launched a bunch of tendrils in hope that one of them would hit the teen but Izuku dodged all of the attacks and cracked his neck before glaring towards the villain dead in the eyes.
The greenette started running towards the sludge villain, dodging some more tendrils and attacking before being face to face with the villain.
"...begone." Izuku stated in a cold and dull voice as the green light emanating from his body became more and more bright… suddenly a loud screeching noise was heard and…the sludge villain felt as if he was pushed down by the gravity.
"NO!! NO, YOU WON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!! W…WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" The sludge villain screamed in pain before the pain became so unbearable that he exploded to bits.
After the devastating attack, Bakugou and Haruko were freed from the sludge villain and Izuku fell unconscious shortly after he did it.
Subsequently the other heroes collected the bits of the sludge villain fell like rain and delivered them safely to the cops.
They all got really angry at me…
Meanwhile, Kacchan got nothing but praises and pats on the back…
Izuku is seen walking back home with a shameful look on his face, not really remembering the fact that he demolished the sludge villain mere moments ago.
"DEKU!!!" Bakugou suddenly yelled as he appeared from behind Izuku with a deadly glare. "I NEVER ASKED TO BE SAVED, AT LEAST NOT BY YOU!! IN FACT YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME RIGHT?! I DID IT ALONE!!"
"I WON'T LET A QUIRKLESS WORTHLESS RAT LIKE YOU GET IN MY WAY!! YOU THINK I OWE YOU SOME KIND OF FAVOR!? DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LOOK DOWN AT ME!!" Bakugou shouted, finally finishing his rage-filled rant.
"YOU SHITTY GODDAMN NERD!! And listen…I have no idea what happened back there or how you had a quirk out of a sudden but…YOU WON'T KEEP ME DOWN!! IF I'M THINKING BETTER, I'LL FUCKING TRAIN EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE SO I CAN CRUSH YOU IN CASE YOU DECIDE TO ENTER U.A.!!" Bakugou yelled before turning around and leaving.
"He's a rough cookie…" Izuku thought to himself before deciding to smile and say: "Kacchan! See you at U.A.!"
"Tsk!" Was the only answer Izuku got from the angry blonde as he made his way home.
…He's right of course.
It's not as though I did anything, or had any effect but still…I'm glad.
Now I can finally focus on a future that's feasible to me.
As Izuku was deep in thought he failed to notice the fact that a black car stopped by him, revealing to have no one else but Commander Amarao and Lieutenant Kitsurubami being inside it.
"Hey you, kid! Yeah, you! This is the BBI, so…we're with the police." Commander Amarao said as Izuku reluctantly walked towards the car, while trying not to glare at his big eyebrows by mistake.
"Umm…yes?" The greenette asked the commander in confusion.
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING SEEN WITH A SUSPICIOUS PERSON!" Amarao suddenly shouted at the teen.
"E-EEYKK?!!" The quirkless teen jumped back in fright open hearing that. Will I be arrested!?
"Commander Amarao, sir! He is just a kid, no need to yell. Don't worry kiddo, you aren't under arrest we just want to ask you some questions." Lieutenant Kitsurubami said, calming Izuku down a bit.
"This woman. Have you seen her?" Commander Amarao asked the greenette as he pulled out a polaroid photo of no one else but Haruko, the girl Izuku met that day.
"OH MY GOD! T…that girl…she was a criminal wanted by the police??!" Izuku screams internally as all the color from his face drains.
"Is there anything wrong? Have you seen this woman or not?" Amarao asked the teenager with an aloof expression.
"N-no, I-I don't believe I ever saw her before, sir." Deku stuttered out a random excuse.
"I see. What's your name, boy?" Commander Amarao asked.
"I-Izuku Midoriya, sir."
"Izuku Midoriya, huh? My name is Commander Amarao and this is my second-in-command Lieutenant Kitsurubami." The commander introduced himself and the lieutenant to Izuku before saying: "Are you planning to go to U.A., Izuku?"
"Y-yes I do. B…but how did you know I plan to…?" The greenette asked the commander in perplexion.
"I have a really good intuition. If that's the case…then take this, for good luck." Amarao started with a smirk as he handed Izuku two rectangle pieces of nori algae of all things.
"Uuuuhh…thanks for the nori…I guess…" Izuku said in slight confusion, he didn't know what use nori had for good luck or anything other than sushi really.
"No, they're bushy eyebrows! If you out them over your normal eyebrows, not only will you be 10 times more handsome but also get blessed with good luck and protection from any kind of quirk or ray!" The commander said calmly while Izuku was sweat dropping and looking at him as if he was crazy or something.
"Anyways…if you see anything suspicious or related to this woman…contact us immediately." Amarao said as he handed Izuku a phone number before driving off into the distance.
After that really weird meeting Izuku was ready to just get home and relax hopefully without any crazy chicks, near death experiences or insults. A man can dream right?
When he opened the door, his expression went blank when he saw his mother Inko dining with no one else but Haruko.
"Oh, Izuku, honey! Welcome home! Good news, I've found a maid to help me around the house, isn't that great?" Inko said with a warm smile as she motions towards Haruko.
"Hello, my name is Haruko Haruhara and I'm 16 years old! Nice to serve you!"
"E…eh…EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH???!!!!" Izuku shrieked in shock and horror. There was a wanted crazy criminal in his house!
I forgot to mention this, but...this is the story of how I became a great hero with the help of the craziest girl I ever met.
Insert song-I think I can by The Pillows
Nitemo nitsukanai hutago no kimi
dôshitandai kutsuhimo sae
modokeppa nashi no mama uwa no sora
but not that much What's the matter?
Even your shoelaces are just left untied you're spacing out
Machi kamaeteru HYENA no KISS
kanippatsu dare no me ni mo
oyoso hukanô na BET tanoshi mitai na
that's lying in wait for us a narrow escape
a bet that's almost impossible by anybody's bet I want to enjoy it
I think I can I think I can I think I can
I think I can I think I can
Hiru mo yoru mo nai kuroi mori de
yűkan na CHAMELEON ga suteta rashinban wo
nira n de ta
day or night the brave chameleon was glaring at the discarded
compass
Nani mo iwanaide teteitta kimi
kantan na oki tegami wa DOOR ni kizamareteta
I-C-A-N
saying a word your simple Dear John
was carved into the door 'I CAN'
I think I can I think I can I think I can
I think I can
I think I can
(repeats)
Kake ga e no nai yume wo shicchatte
mô zettai gomakasenai n da netemo sametemo kuri kaesu
I-C-A-N
irreplaceable dream now I can't fool anyone anymore sleeping or waking, I'm repeating
'I CAN'
I think I can I think I can I think I can
I think I can I think I can
(repeats 3 times)
And...cut!
That was chapter one, hope you all enjoyed it.
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The current cover is temporarly used until I make original art for the cover.
Chapter 2 will be called either Roaring Muscles or You Have The Furi Kuri.
This was very fun to write and I hope it was as fun for you to read.
See ya, have a smoothie and a nice day.
MiniTennyson out.