AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my BFF crowe, (XocroweoX) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Voided Credet Ca'rd Manic Pixie Goff Gurl 666 Vischer Way. I have long dark brown almost-black hair with red streaks and purple tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like if Amy Lee was a vegetable (AN if u don't who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Everyone always tells me how humble and perfect I am and they're right. I'm also the new intern at Big Idea and it's my second week. I'm goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a really short leather miniskirt with fishnets and a tank top with holes in it that was red like blood. I was wearing black lipstick and had white foundation on my already pale face, with black eyeliner and purple eyeshadow. I was walking to Big Idea and it was raining and snowing at the same time, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Some preps stared at me. I stuck up my middle finger at them.

"Voided!" A voice shouted. It was... Scallion One! The first one!

"What's up Uno?" I call him Uno, it's my nickname for him. He doesn't even have a name, how goth is that?

"Nothing." He said shyly and Britishly. Also hotly. He was reaaaaallly hot. He looked like Billy Aromstrong. "Would you like to... eat lunch together? maybe?"

My other coworkers called to me, and I didn't answer him. I smiled and waved and ran over to them, ignoring him.

"OMFG I saw you talking to Scallion One!" my best friend Cassidi said (AN: Crowe dis is u!1). She had long black hair the color of crow feathers and it was super curly and shiny and streaked with blue. She had forest-green eyes and blinked her dark mascara'd lashes at me in surprise. She was an onion too, we both had arms and legs and hands and stuff.

"His name is Uno."

"Whatever, he's hot!"

"So?"

"Do you like him?"

"No I fucking don't!"

"Excuse me -" Uno's voice came from behind me.

I blushed. "Hi." I said flirtily.

"I didn't hear back about lunch."

"Maybe." I said.

"Three Days Grace is in town." He said kinda out of nowhere.

"OH MY FUCKING SATAN." I exclaimed, and me and Cassidi screamed. I love TDG they're my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well... do you want to go with me?" He asked.

I gasped. "Yes!" I said, and Uno smiled before leaving. Me and Cassidi were screaming about Three Days Grace when we had to go inside to work. We talked all day about it.

At lunch I was approached by my boss. "Can I sit here with you?" He asked, and sat across from me in the breakroom. His name used to Bob but now it's Ghost Pepper because he likes spicy things and he's also a vampire and goth. He's really hot and has spiky black hair and he wears so much eyeliner he looks like a raccoon. He looked like if Gerard Way were a tomato. He had black lipstick and pale powder on his face and he had red contact lenses like Uno's. He was so sexy that I got all hot feeling when I saw him.

I nodded silently and opened my bento (that's Japanese for lunch) box. I had my usual meal of salmon (that's Japanese for fish), rice (that's Japanese for rice), and noodles (that's English for ramen) just like they eat in Japan!

Anyway I started showing off my chopsticks and Ghost Pepper was really impressed because I have thumbs. Real goths have thumbs but I don't think Ghost Pepper is a poser. He said he did cut the thumbs off a guy once so that counts because he does have thumbs. Isn't that totally hot??? Omg.

"I love you Kendal you're so hot" he said, and I nearly choked drinking my soda (that's English for Ramune).

"Perv!" I yelled, but I was flattered. "Also my name isn't Kendal anymore it's Voided Credit Car'd Manic Pixie Goff Gurl 666 Vischer Way ok?"

"Sorry. I love you Voided Credit Car'd Manic Pixie Goff Gurl 666 Vischer Way. Wanna make out later?"

"No!" I exclaimed.

"Why?" Ghost Pepper cried.

"Because I'm too hot and I'm playing hard to get"

"Oh, ok." Ghost Pepper stopped crying. His eyeliner was smudged and it was so hot I wanted to make out with him.

"Maybe later." I said. I was keeping my options open.

"Are you busy?"

"I'm going to a concert with Uno." I announced.

"Uno?" He roared.

"We're going to see Three Days Grace!"

"I love that band." Ghost Pepper whispered.

"Oh my satan me too. you should go."

"Not with Uno!"

"Why what's wrong with Uno? You have no right to judge him!"

"Uno and I... used to date."

I gasped.

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