Side story idea my brother came up with and mostly wrote.
ALF: Hey Sweaty Meat, I've been wondering something.
ALF: Do you have anything other than rats and cockroaches?
Sweaty Meat: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT'S GOOD FOOD, BUT WE DO HAVE GRASSHOPPERS AND MAGGOTS!
ALF: That is good, but I've had it too much, do you have anything new?!
Sweaty Meat: NO, WE DON- *An idea then appears on Sweaty Meat's face*
Sweaty Meat: WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GUARD THE HOTEL WHILE I'M GONE!
(Sweaty Meat then Naruato Runs out the door, leaving ALF alone)
(2 Second Pause)
ALF: Welp! Time ta' ban Gay Marriage!
(Mojo sits outside angrily grumbling to himself on a bench in the park that his evil layer is in)
(Just then a car pulls up to him on the sidewalk in front of him running over many people)
Sweaty Meat: PSSST GREEN RAFIKI, I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING VERY COOL!
Mojo: NO! AND I TOLD YOU THAT'S NOT MY NAME!
Sweaty Meat: IF YOU COME WITH ME, I'LL INVITE YOU BACK INTO THE HOTEL!
Mojo: NO! IT'S NOT EVEN A HOTEL, IT'S MY EVIL LAIR!
Sweaty Meat: I'LL LET YOU USE THE TV FOR TWELVE MINUTES!
Mojo: Ugh, Fine, I guess I'll go with you!
(Sweaty Meat is behind Mojo as he leads him to an outhouse)
Sweaty Meat: GO AHEAD! OPEN THE DOOR!
Mojo: This just looks like another outhouse!
Sweaty Meat: I PROMISE THIS IS THE V.I.P. ROOM! THERE'S A SUPRISE INSIDE!
Mojo: Ugh fine, but this better be good!
(Mojo opens the door and walks in, only to notice that it's just another outhouse)
Mojo: WAIT, THERE'S NO SURPRISE IN HERE! THIS IS JUST ANOTHER OUTHOU-
(As Mojo is talking Sweaty Meat is slowly ominously sneaking up behind him with a creepy twisted smile)
(Sweaty Meat then forefully shoves Mojo's head into the shitfilled toilet drowning him)
(Mojo thrashes around violently and is screaming as his head is held under)
Sweaty Meat: DON'T WORRY! THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON! *in his horrifically loud squeaky voice*
(Mojo then goes lifeless and dies)
Sweaty Meat: ALRIGHT! TIME TO MAKE THE BEST MEAL YOU EVER TASTED!
- FIN! -