A/N: u know, This will be just a story for fun. I had thoughts that were hilarious so Im gonna write them. Enjoy!

In the class, everyone was talking about the new student. A beautiful blue rose related to the one and only, Seto Kaiba! It's no wonder she's in Obelisk Blue! She's probably an incredible duelist! Maybe, she also uses Blue Eyes White Dragon!

To be honest, Jasmine was kinda tired of hearing about this girl. Not because of her actually, it's moreso that whenever guys talk about her, it's because they're drooling over her like dogs. It's pretty creepy. Glad she doesn't have to deal with that.

Say, where's Alexis? She's gonna be late. Is something holding her up?

Meanwhile, in the Janitor's Closet...

"Why did you say you were related to Kaiba?!" Alexis shrieked as she shook Syrus around like a ragdoll. "Of anyone, why Kaiba?! Do you realize what you did?!"

"I-I'm sorry, It was just the first thing I saw..!" Syrus yelped, beginning to feel dizzy as Alexis lets him go.

"If we get found out, we'll be expelled on the spot! This is awful!" She took a step back, taking a deep breath. "Ok, ok, let's calm down..."

"What are we gonna do..?" The "Obelisk Blue" student asked nervously.

"Well... We have no choice, but to keep this up. Until we can get "Orchid" out of here, we need to keep up the act. This is a matter of survival, now." She looks down at Syrus, a serious expression. "Okay.. Give me your deck."

"What?! Why??"

"Because you can't use it right now! If you summon one of your Roid Monsters, we're screwed!"

"But, then what if I'm challenged to a duel?!"

"Then, refuse! Do everything in your power to avoid dueling! At least, until I can get you another deck."

Now, it was Syrus's turn to question Alexis. "Huh? How are you gonna do that? I mean, if I'm supposed to play Kaiba's niece, then wouldn't I need some kind of Blue Eyes deck?"

"I have my ways, so don't worry about that." Alexis said. "Now, we just have to keep this up until we can find a way out of this mess. Got it?"

"Uh, got it!" Syrus nods.

Jasmine heard footsteps and turned to see Alexis sit down, her smile brightening when she saw her friend. "Alexis! Thank goodness, you made it!"

"Yeah, sorry! There was alot of people in the halls."

"Yeah, probably cause of the new girl. Everyone's been talking about her."

"O-Oh, really?? Interesting.." Alexis laughed, albeit it was riddled with nerves. God, this is gonna be tough. Syrus better not slip up..

As he walks in, Syrus was about to go over to sit on his seat. "Uh, hi?" He heard Jaden talk, the brunette tilting his head. "Sorry, but this seat is for my friend."

"Uh, yeah. Jay, it's-" WAIT, SHUT UP.

Syrus backed up immediately with a nervous giggle. "I-I mean, Oops!! Sorry, I thought it was empty! M-My bad!"

"Uh.. Yeah, no problem.." Jaden replied, looking a tad nervous as he looks to the side.

Ah. He sees why now. Every guy is glaring daggers at him for refusing. They're almost like they're trying to kill him with their eyes.

'Jaden, I'm so sorry.' Syrus thought as he tries to sit somewhere else, not wanting to make things worse for his friend. Oh god, this is bad.

So, he sits down at an empty seat where most Obelisk Blue students were with a sigh. Could things get any worse? He looked to his side.

Now, he just wants to die. Syrus immediately looked at the board, not daring to show any kind of emotion.

Oh Ra, please strike him down where he stands. Kill him right here and let the earth slowly reclaim him.

Alexis was covering her face with her hands. She saw the whole thing with Jaden, and now he goes to sit by Zane?! Oh, this isn't going to last. They're gonna get expelled.

"What's up, Alexis? You look pretty shaken up." Jasmine asked, worried.

"... I just forgot my student I.D.."

That was probably the most dreadful class session he ever had in his life. Not because of the class, but because of his mistake. He can tell Zane is staring at him. From the few glances he got, he can tell it's that classic glare. The one where he's trying to figure out something, where he's trying to piece everything together. It felt like years since Professor Crowler began teaching.

Meanwhile, he also noticed how Jaden sometimes looked around in confusion. It's clear that he's confused why his friend hasn't shown up.

Finally, the bell rung. Oh, thank the Egyptian Gods. The minute the class was dismissed, Syrus didn't even stay for a second. Before Zane could even move a finger, he zoomed out the classroom as if his life depends on it.

Which to be fair, it does a little bit.

He ran out the school and sped over to the cliff, sitting down as he catched his breath. He'll just, hang here for a while. At least for a good couple of hours.

This place is much calming. Thank goodness...

"Hey, there!"

Nevermind, he hates it here.

He turns to look at Aster, who gave him a kind smile. "Hey..!" He smiled, though it came out strained.

"So, you're Kaiba's niece. Big shoes to fill, huh?"

"Tell me about it.." Syrus sighed, defeated. "To be honest, I didn't think I'd cause so much chaos being here.."

Aster chuckled. "Ah, don't sweat it. I'm sure they'll get used to you later on. Besides, if you ask me, alot of the guys here are pretty pathetic."

Syrus chuckled as he watches Aster throw a rock to the ocean for fun. "So, how's things been besides everyone losing their marbles? You moved in alright?"

"Uh, yeah! Things have been alright!" Syrus smiled as Aster throws another rock to the ocean.

"That's good! It can be overwhelming on your first day here. I remember being minda worried about the Volcano when I first arrived. Like, is nobody concerned about it blowing up?? There's literally fire there!"

"Haha, yeah! Makes me wonder if they have some weird, hidden technology that prevents it from erupting."

"That wouldn't be too far fetched at this point!"

Aster looked at the time, before blinking in shock. "Oh dear, I have to go. Well, see you later!"

"See ya!" Syrus waved with a smile, before getting a call from Alexis.

"Yeah..?"

"Alright, I got a deck ready for you. Come to the girl's dorm."

Syrus blinked in shock. "Already?"

"Told you, I have my ways." Alexis said on the other end as she was behind the school while Dimitri walked off happily with a card that held a (sloppily drawn) red dragon.

"Alright, I'll be there.." Syrus sighed as he walks off to find Alexis.