11/24/19
After the opening bout, with NXT North American Champion Rodrick Strong beating AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura with an End of Heartache to the latter. We head on down to our next match up with the WWE 24/7 title hanging 20 feet above the ring, with ladders at ringside.
Ding, ding, ding.
Mike: The following contest is a six person ladder match for the WWE 24/7 championship!
(cue Panty and Stocking Anime theme)
Out of the stage comes the goth half of the Anarchy sisters, dress in her angel get up with her hair still black with purple streaks. She gained a massive ovation both from her beauty and her time on the anime, she only had one thing on her mind. Revenge for what Needles did to Brief, who sat in one of the VIP seats with a neckbrace and sling over his arm. 'Be careful Stocking'.
Mike: First, from Daten City, she is one half of the Fallen Angels... STOCKING ANARCHY!
Stocking made her way to the ring, her cold gaze never faltering under the bright lights. If she would win the 24/7 title from that monster, she's gonna beat him senseless and make him watch her climb the ladder. While her sister was the flashier of the two, her entrance was more simple. She looked up to where her new boyfriend Brief sat, she gave him the thumbs up that she'll be okay. Which slightly calmed his worries, slightly.
Vic: Guys, you can imagine the things going on inside the mind of Stocking. The chance to win the 24/7 title, and get revenge on the man that nearly killed Brief.
Corey: The champion is no man Vic, he's a multi time champ of Twisted Metal and has survived that huge car crash and just got up in seconds. To me Stocking should focus more on winning the match than the honor of her boyfriend.
Mauro: Corey this won't be an ordinary match, with the elements here this may be WWE's version of Twisted Metal. Plus we still don't know the other combatants in this six person ladder match.
EL! IDOLO!
On the speakers played the theme "Making a Difference" by CFO$.
Mike: Next, Gomez Palacio, Durango Mexico... weighing in at 210 lbs...… ANDRADE!
Outcomes one of WWE's finest stars, flanked by Zelina Vega.
Mauro: Andrade, one the finest performers to ever lace up a pair of boots. Looks to add another piece of gold to his wrestling career. Andrade who pushed Seth Rollins to the limit nearly taking his spot as the captain of Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown vs. Team NXT.
Corey: If not for the Lucha House Party interfering. (grouchily)
Zelina pats on Andrade on the back before heads down to the ring, Zelina heading back to the ring.
Corey: Hey where's Zelina going?
Vic: Officials have asked that Zelina stay behind as Andrade competes in this ladder match, after all the times Zelina has help Andrade on numerous occasions we would like to avoid a 'James Ellesworth' fiasco.
As Andrade went down to the ring, thte lights went out as the name Cesaro appeared on the screen.
Then a fairly tall lean but built swiss man walked on stage in a pair of tight pants.
Mike: Next, Lucerne Switzerland... weighing in at 232 lbs...… CESARO!
Mauro: Cesaro, one of the strongest men in WWE, looks to make a name for himself here tonight.
Corey: After years of being on a team, he's looking to get back in the singles game with a ladder victory for the 24/7 title.
As Cesaro came down to the ring, the next theme played.
THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!
Just then the theme for Rhea Ripley played, and out comes the Aussie born woman of NXT. First NXT UK Women's champion and captain of the winning team to last night's first ever women's Wargames match. Sporting some heavy bandages around the mid-section and a light limp in her left leg.
Mike: Next, from Adelaide, South Australia... RHEA RIPLEY!
Vic: Oh my god, Rhea Ripley is vying for 24/7 gold?
Corey: Seems like it Vic, anything can happen in the WWE. We've had stranger people win the title.
Mauro: Ripley, sporting the wounds from last night. Her, Tegan Nox, Candice LeRae, and Mia Yim all made history, or should I say 'hers-story', by winning the first Wargames match featuring women.
Corey: But how much as been taken out of Rhea, she is in no way 100% going into this match.
Rhea just went down the ramp and entered the ring, discarding her jacket to the outside.
Mauro: One person from Raw, one from Smackdown, and one from NXT. All three brands represented in this match, you have to believe that this could be another point for any of the three brands.
Corey: That remains to be seen as we have one more competitor besides the champ to enter.
Vic: That's right, who will be the 5th challenger in this ladder match for the 24/7 title?
Ohayou Sekai- Good Morning Woooooorld
Just then the speakers played the full length version of the new anime Dr. Stone.
Mauro: Oh my god!
Out on the stage came a young girl with a black dress covering her body, a big thick piece of rope around her neck in a necklace, and helmet made of a melon covering her head.
Mike: Next from the year 5738 AD, representing the Kingdom of Science...…. SUUUUUUUUUUIKA!
The girl waved out to the cheering audience, who were in awe in her cuteness as she removed her melon helmet. She then put it back on and climbed into her melon to roll down to the ring, much to the commentators' confusion.
Corey: Wait that's a child!
Mauro: Suika, the scout for the Kingdom of Science. Formed in the year 5,378 after humanity was turned to stone, now she and the kingdom led by Senka look to rebuild what humans took 2 million years to accomplish.
Vic: Did they crack time travel to be here?
Mauro: I find it to be best to not ask questions about the plot of this fic about the 24/7 title. Besides Corey, we've had younger champions before.
Corey: I guess, but couldn't Senka have chosen someone else to bring gold to the Kingdom of Science.
Mauro: Dr. Stone's smartest man has 10 billion percent faith in Suika.
After Suika enters the ring, the arena went red as Kane's old theme 'Slow Chemical' played. A familiar ice cream truck came up near the stage, one Stocking recognized very well.
Needles stepped out and marched down to the ring, as he got to the bottom of the ramp Stocking hit him with a top suicida knocking him down. Rhea and Andrade then charged at Cesaro as the ref rang the bell.
Ding, ding, ding.
Rhea and Adrade beating down Cesaro as Stocking laid waste to Needles, she went back to the ring and grabbed a chair from under the ring and started nailing Needles with the chair. Chair shots to the abdomen, back, legs, and a few to the head of Needles. Good thing the chairs were coated with a flame-retardant harmless on skin and eyes.
As that happened Cesaro just pushed away Rhea and Andrade, he then laid out them both with uppercuts that sent them both down. The tall swiss man then turned his attention to Suika, who despite was a little scared took a battle stance. Training with Kohaku helped her prepare for this, and her melon glasses gave her the vision to see her adversaries.
Cesaro chuckled before kneeling on one knee, "You know what, I'll let you have a freeby." he mockingly held out his cheek, daring her to strike him.
Suika let out a small growl before she nailed him with a pint-sized superman punch, though she was small it caused Cesaro to stagger. She then rolled into her melon helmet and made a spin dash like Sonic the Hedgehog right into his shin, making him fall flat onto his face.
Cesaro got up before he dodged an Andrade boat, but was caught with a back elbow instead. This knocked him into Rhea Ripley who quickly got him up in a Rip-Tide (pump-handle powerbomb).
This beatdown gave the small scout the change to crawl out of the ring to get one of the ladders. Her tiny frame didn't do her favors so she had to improvise, she knocked one ladder onto the ramp and pulled the latches out slightly before turning it over letting gravity clamp one side of the ladder fall.
Meanwhile Stocking drove Needles up the stage with the chair shots and to the left side (right from the camera angle), she went for one more but got caught by Needles who gave her a kick to the gut. He whipped the chair out of her hands and nailed a chair right into her face, knocking her down. Needles then picked her up and lifted her with a powerbomb, he tossed her off the stage powerbombing her through a couple tables.
In the ring, Suika just managed to get the ladder in before she was brought down by Andrade. The crowd booed as he stomped away on the girl, driving her into the northwest corner. He then ducked a clothesline attempt from Rhea as she went flying over the ropes, her ribs landing hard on the apron. The action agitating the injured ribs from last night.
Andrade continued to stomp on Suika before he charged at the opposite corner before running back looking for a double knees, but Suika evaded the move sending his knees into the bottom turnbuckle. She then gave another Sonic-style spin dash into his Achilles heal, clipping him down to a seated position. Suika then charged at the opposite corned bouncing off of it and running into a rolled up cannonball into Andrade's midsection.
Suika stood back up then looked to the ladder, "Okay, so how do I set it back up. Getting the ladder in was the easy part." she didn't have time to think before she was pulled by the throat from outside the ring, into the grasp of Needles Kane before Kane choke-slammed her into the apron. The crowd booed at the clown before he rolled into the ring, picking up the ladder and setting in the middle of the ring.
Kane took a couple steps up one side before he was clubbed in the back by Cesaro, stopping the driver of Sweet Tooth before he slammed his head into the ladder. Kane stumbled off the ladder before he was clotheslined out of the ring to the north side of ringside, Cesaro then knocked the ladder over before he bounced off the south ropes and nailed a suicide dive to Needles.
Needles was driven into the barricade but still standing, he was then hit with a wrecking ball dropkick from Andrade. He was then hit with a clothesline from Rhea as she leaped off the stairs. The three then drove him into the barricade, he was then hit with an upper cut from Cesaro, an elbow from Rhea, and a drop kick from Andrade.
Needles wouldn't stay down, so the three then drove him shoulder first into the northeast stairs. Needles slowly got up holding his shoulder, Andrade then charged at him but Needles sidestepped him. Making him flip over the stairs, he then counter a running elbow from Rhea with a flapjack onto the stairs. Kane and Cesaro then got into a fist-fight before Kane picked him up and drove the swiss cyborg into the northwest corner of the barricade, busting right through it.
Kane pulled himself out of the wreckage and went into the ring to set up the ladder. Needles then looked to the side, and went back outside the ring. He picked up Andrade and clamped his hand on his throat and chokeslammed him through the Spanish announce table, the table collapsed under the impact. Kane then picked Rhea up by the hair and drove her into the southeast barricade. Needles then pulled a ladder from under the ring and bridged it between the east apron and the American announce table.
He then picked Rhea up and slammed her head first into the ladder. Needles then rolled back into the ring, he then made his way to the setup ladder. He started to climb up the ladder, he made it to the top of his climb before he heard laughing.
Very familiar laughing.
The lights went out for a few seconds before they came back on, revealing the face of the man who killed him in Death Battle.
"Peekaboo! Joker's here!"
Kane saw the face of the lanky clown faced man in a purple suit, "You! Why I oughta- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~" the man then grabbed by the hand, and a familiar shock went through his body. Joker released his hand, which had his joy buzzer. Joker then nailed a punch to Needles, who responded with a headbutt. The two then traded headbutt after headbutt before Needles grabbed him by the throat.
"Listen, why don't we-"
"SHUT UP!" Needles then headbutted him again, shutting up the clown. "Not this time." he said before he tossed the clown off the ladder, sending Joker crashing through the ladder at ringside. Needles nearly grabbed the title before the ladder was suddenly tipped over, sending him through the American announce table. Kane just as he made impact saw Stocking with the ladder.
The Anarchy sister set the ladder back up and started to climb, but she was pulled off by Cesaro and hit with a huge European uppercut. He then picked the angel up and tossed her outside the ring, he then gave a running dropkick to Joker who got up on the apron sending him down to the mat below.
Cesaro was then nailed with a running back elbow from Andrade, who then set him up for a Hammerlock DDT before dropping him down. Andrade then gingerly climbed up the ladder all the way to the top, he then moved his legs till he was facing the south side of the arena and grabbed the title, basking in the glory. He spent so much to soaking it in, it gave little Suika an opportunity.
She had made her way to the top of the ramp and rolled into he melon spindash, using the momentum from the ramp to gain speed. When she reached the bottom she tossed her melon up at Andrade, the melon then landed perfectly on his head. With the holes with the glass pieces on the other side, blinding the Latino superstar.
Andrade grabbed onto the melon aimlessly before the ladder was pushed over sending him onto the ropes, Suika blindly walked to the apron pulling herself up. She felt around the ring till she eventually found her melon head on the down Andrade, before pulling it off him and back onto her head to restore her vision. She looked to the ladder and started to climb it, she hopped up rung after rung. When she got to the middle of it, she was gripped by the still moving Needles. She shook in fear at his face of murder.
Before he can do anything he was hit with a springboard dropkick by Stocking, making him release Suika. Stocking then hit him with a Black Mass spinning heel kick. Sending him down to the mat, Stocking look to Suika and smiled. She then got under Suika and pushed her up the ladder, Suika asked in confusion "What are you doing?"
Stocking responded, "I don't care about the 24/7 title, all I cared about was that he loses. No matter who it was to beat him." Suika then found herself at the top, with the title inches away. "Go on, take it."
Suika then nodded before she gripped the straps of the belt and unhooked them.
DING, DING, DING!
The crowd cheered as the smallest person in the match and scout of the Kingdom of Science held up the 24/7 title, just barely.
Mike: Here's your winner, and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WWE 24/7 champion...….. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIKA!
Stocking quickly grabbed the girl and her title before sliding down the ladder and exiting the ring, she then leaped over the wreckage of the barricade as the locker room came down the stage.
(later)
After dropping off the 24/7 champion Suika to her friends, Stocking drove See-Trough through the streets of Rosemont, Illinois. Brief in the passenger seat looked at her in confusion, "Stock, why did you let her win? You could have been 24/7 champion."
"Eh, that title looks like shit. Besides I don't need a bunch of random fu**ers hunting me down, it takes up time to spend with you." she cooly responded, Brief let out a blush. "Also I just wanted to make that ass clown suffered for what he did to you."
That's chapter 40 for yah. I decided to post this a little early, I know I always date the next update when I post it but this is Survivor Series weekend. And my part time job will mostly be slammed. As for Suika winning, I'm just hooked on the new anime Dr. Stone. She may be a little young, but I did put the title on an infant.
Title changes: Suika def. Needles Kane (c), Stocking Anarchy, Andrade, Cesaro, and Rhea Ripley in a ladder match.