12/9/19

A week after R-Truth finally won back the 24/7 championship, he had once again been on the run from superstars from WWE. But now he has to deal with superstars from WWE's rival AEW, along with a slew of characters from across TV like talking mice, heroes, children of large families, treasure hunters, pirates, angels, a guy with a flaming scalp, aliens, spies, etc.

But he's managed to elude them thanks to the experience he's had as the 48/7/11 European Television Internet champion.

During a commercial break from tonight's Raw broadcast, camera footage saw Truth sneaking through backstage on the lookout for challengers to his title. "Man, I thought being the 48/7 TV 7/11 European International Cross-Dimensional 24/7 champion was difficult before." he hid behind a trash can as characters walked by in search of his championship. "But now I've got loads of people trying to steal my baby."

"Tall." Truth said as Jasmine from Total Drama came by with a ref in hand, along with her zombie-obsessed boyfriend and TD Winner (in some countries) Shawn.

"Small." he said as Sheldon J. Plankton rode by on his computer wife Karen, dragging a ref by his ankle.

"And covered in fur and can only understand the word 'sit'" Truth finished as Stan the talking dog with a blog came went by with a ref nearby, don't ask why a dog is after the title.

Stan sniffed the air for a minute, "He's nearby, I can smell it. Or it might just be this trash." he said looking to at the garbage can Truth was behind. "Nah, that would be too obvious." Stan rebuffed before heading off.

Truth stood up and had a weirded out expression, "Did that dog just talk?" he asked before walking in the opposite direction.

(later)

Truth had just locked himself in a janitor's closet, when a horde of superstars and characters came and started banging on the door. It was totally dark in there, "Go away, it's my baby! You can't have her!" he then looked to the 24/7 title which he held like a baby "Don't worry Angie, we'll make it out of this and back to mommy Mella. Though I wish I can see." Truth the held his arm out in search of a switch, which found a piece of rope.

He then pulled on the rope, which turned on a small hanging light bulb.

GAH!

Which also revealed that official Jon Cone was also in the closet, Truth this and asked "Wait, what are you doing here?"

"I brought him here."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-OOF!

Truth had screamed before running into the locked door, he then fell over knocked from the blow. The owner of the soft voice then climbed over Truth's chest, revealing themselves as Lucy Loud. She then faced Jon and demanded, "Count it." which he proceed to do.

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Lucy then grabbed the belt from Truth's arm as her hand was raised, she then looked to the audience "It may be hard to tell, but this is my happy face." she said as stoic and emotionless as usual.

By the time they broke the closet door off, Lucy was already crawling through the air ducks and out of the arena. She then ran off into the night.

Title changes: Lucy Loud def. R-Truth for the 24/7 championship.