24-7 Title Madness

by Zoryan El Muerto

Story #48. The 24/7 championship, to be defended 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. Can be won by anyone, and I really do mean ANYONE! WWE superstars are not the only ones wanting a piece of that gold, watch as the 24/7 title is won by a who's who of your favorite characters. And for whomever is the champion, stay alert. Fav and follow!

172. Burt Gummer Day

4/14/22

The 24/7 division all rode around the dessert in search of the graboid that jettisoned off with the 24/7 title, "So Tiny Einstein, this the place?" R-Truth asked as he drove up to the top of a dune in the lead jeep, in the passenger seat was Lisa Loud who was going over some calculations and charts.

"According to these here charts, ole Grabby should be here in about-"

"CHARGE!" Truth ran out into the opening, followed by Akira Tazowa, Tamina, Reggie, Dana Brooke, Nikki ASH, Marco Diaz, Radicles, Tyler James, Lynn Loud Jr, Max Caster, Kip Sabian, and Joey Fatone all with weapons as the graboid dug through the sand towards them.

Lisa sighed as she sat back with a few refs, "I should have seen this coming."

The group was picked off one by one by the graboid, with the guys getting a few shots in here and there but nothing that could put down this giant sand worm. The graboid tossed ASH into a nearby rock, used Caster as a weapon against the cartoon characters and Fatone before slamming him into the sand.

Tyler James rode around the graboid on a dirt bike and fired some rounds onto its side as Marco climbed atop the Graboid and jammed a sword into the worm's head, the graboid screeched out as he flailed around. Hitting everything and everyone in proximity while flailing the red hoodie wearing karate prodigy off.

The graboid goes into the eat up R-Truth, who cowers, before the graboid was then hit by an RPG rocket which blew the graboid to smithereens, coating everyone in orange graboid guts. The title meanwhile was launched into the air and landed in the hands of...

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... Burt Gummer.

Who was in a helicopter flown by Travis, "Good thing I just got my helicopter license."

Ref Drake Warts went up to Burt, who put away the RPG and raised Burt's hand, "YOUR WINNER! BURT GUMMER!" he called to the people on the ground as Burt held his title up high.

"WHEN WILL CRITICAL NEED TO KNOW KNOWLEDGE, GET TO BURT GUMMER!" Burt exclaimed before the copter flew off, with the new 24/7 title holder on the loose. The mob gets back in their jeeps to follow after the Gummers.

Title changes: Burt Gummer def. a graboid to win the 24/7 championship.

Happy Burt Gummer Day