5/28/22
In a remote desert in Chad, Burt was seen sitting in his jeep on a sand dune as he tossed a remote explosive attached to a Courtney doll as it slid down the dune. When it reached the bottom, the doll was pulled down into the sand by a grabboid tongue. After a while Burt pressed a button, which set off the explosive resulting in a very sloppy grabboid explosion. "Alright, only a few more shriekers left."
Burt drove off, having cleaned the area of grabboids, when suddenly Courtney popped up from the backseat and put Burt in a sleeper. "GYAAAAAH! STUPID BITCH! LET ME GO!"
"NEVER YOU OLD FART!" Courtney yelled as the jeep drove around in a driverless frenzy. Burt fought it and tried to keep air flow, but Courtney bashed his head in the headrest before locking in the sleeper again. The ref asking Burt if he submits.
"I'd...rather... get eaten by a grabboid!" Burt said as he fought the submission while the jeep flew off a sand dune and flipped in the air before tumbling on the sand.
Burt pulled himself from the wreckage, Courtney pulling herself out afterwards. Just then she was attacked by Tremors shriekers, a third one attacked Burt. But luckily he was able to wrangle it his jacket before hopping on top of it like a horse, picking up Jon Cone as he escaped the crazy CIT.
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