6/6/22

Burt was seen stopping at a market, going through the checkout with bread, ketchup, burger patties, milk, and hollow point bullets. Like you do.

"That will be 34.86." The clerk said.

Burt pulls out two 20s and gives them to the clerk, "Keep the change." Just then he was rolled up by Akira Tazowa. The clerk removes her shirt to reveal a referee shirt wearing Jessica Carr who leaps over the counter and counts.

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Burt kicks out. He ducks a chop before bonking Akira with his newly bought milk gallon, before taking his bags and leaving. But before he can get to his jeep, he's run over by a shopping cart being ridden by...

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... Carlos Garcia from Big Time Rush.

The helmet wearing Minnesotan looked down at the old man that was lying underneath the kart, "Aw man! Not again!" he then gasped when he saw the 24/7 title. "Wait, is that?"

Jessica came out and counted the pin.

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She then gave the belt to Carlos, who went bonkers "IT IS! HAHAHAHA!" he kissed the title before seeing Akira Tazowa run out of the market "AHHHH! EVIL NINJA!" he got out and turned the cart before pushing away before leaping into the kart to escape.

Title changes: Carlos Garcia def. Burt Gummer for the 24/7 championship.