Crossover

(We open on the girls in their cell, Blossom looks down sadly, while Buttercup looks angry and Bubbles is in a corner crying)

Blossom: You think the Professor is okay… *Sadly*

Buttercup: *Scoffs angrily* I doubt it.

(Bubbles starts crying loudly)

Blossom: BUTTERCUP! *Mad*

Buttercup: WHAT?! YOU ASKED! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE, AND WE'RE ONLY STILL ALIVE FOR MONKEY BREATH'S SICK AMUSEMENT!

Bubbles: I MISS THE PROFESSOR!

Blossom: Buttercup, I'm sure that's not true!

Buttercup: You're sure? Or you hope? *Bitterly*

(Blossom looks from left to right thinking of a reply but after a second looks down sadly and sighs)

(Just then a slow loud creaking is heard as light begins to fill the room slowly as the doors to the cell room the girls are in are opening)

(The girls looks up in shock and surprise as to what's going on only to reveal Sweaty Meat standing in the doorway, he points at the far left corner of the cell, paying no mind to the girls, and keeps pointing at different areas of the room as he lists off his list)

Sweaty Meat: I want the Luxury Sofa over there, and the Jacuzzi over there, and the Duck Pond over there!

(As Sweaty Meat is saying this big buff movers come in moving in a broken looking, moldy, poop covered old Couch missing a seat in the middle with a spring coming out of the spot in the Couch where the middle seat would be, and chunks of the Couch missing almost as if a Dog attempted to tear it to pieces, An old nasty looking cardboard box that looks like it's about to fall apart full of greenish water, the water is spraying out of many small spots in the cardboard box all over it in random areas, with a dead opossum floating face up in it, and a nasty old looking rusted metal duck pond with creepy, uncanny, looking really big fake ducks floating in the pond)

(The movers run off screen with these items and Sweaty Meat then focuses his attention on the girls)

(Sweaty Meat walks over to the girls and takes off their restraints freeing them)

Bubbles: *Gasps* We're free!

Blossom: Who are you?

Buttercup: Hey wait, you're that guy from that Hotel.

Sweaty Meat: Yup! That's me! Sweaty Meat!

Buttercup: That's a dumb name.

(Sweaty Meat suddenly explodes with rage cutting Buttercup off)

Sweaty Meat: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH IF YOU EVER INSULT MY SEXY NAME AGAIN I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM!

(The girls looks horrified at his outburst completely wordless)

(Sweaty Meat then immediately switches back to normal)

Sweaty Meat: Anyway come along!

Blossom: Why?

Sweaty Meat: For the feast of course!

Bubbles: There's a feast?! *Excited*

Sweaty Meat: Of Course, we here at the Awesome Resort Hotel 2™ wanted to issue an apology on behalf of the company for the way the previous manager ran and handled business and public relations! It wasn't at all professional and wasn't adhering to the professional standards we set for this fine establishment, so we're throwing a feast as an apology meal for all the guests here at the hotel! But sadly, due to budget cuts we have to use cockroaches as the meat! So we need you three to come with us so we can incinerate and freeze dry your corpses and use them for cooking slash and or baking for the dishes!

Buttercup: WHAT?! THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA AGREE TO THA-

(Just then a big buff angular manly looking guy in a chef apron, uniform, and hat, with big meaty, hairy arms and muscular hands, comes out from behind Buttercup and chloroforms her causing her to struggle and then pass out)

Blossom: BUTTERCUP! *Worried*

(Blossom attempts to charge at sweaty meat flying towards him angrily only to get hit in the back of the head by a Vodka bottle by another muscular angular chef standing right by the other chef, knocking her out cold)

(Bubbles looks horrified and a third muscular angular Chef slowly sneaks up behind her with a large baguette held out, and smacks her in the back of the body with it knocking her forward and knocking her out too)

Sweaty Meat: Good work boys! Now take them to the Kitchen!

(The three chefs salute sweaty meat and carry each of the girls over their shoulders as they walk off into the distance through the door)

(We pan down below the other rooms to reveal the working area that the Tanners are still in)

(We cut to Willie and Kate mining coal once again, looking sad)

(Just then Willie looks over to see Brian and Lynn with chains around their legs being led in a line by robotic guards with a spear poking them in the back, Lynn and Brian are looking over at Willie and Kate faces sad and devoid of hope)

Willie: LYNN! BRAIN!

(Willie rushes over to the kids quickly followed by Kate who notices upon Willie speaking)

Kate: Are you kids alright?!

Robotic Guard #1: G-E-T B-A-C-K T-O Y-O-U-R P-O-S-T W-O-R-K-E-R-S

Willie: Where are you taking them?!

Robotic Guard #1: T-O T-H-E I-N-C-I-N-E-R-A-T-O-R T-H-E-Y H-A-V-E G-I-V-E-N I-N-A-D-E-Q-U-A-T-E P-E-R-F-O-R-M-A-N-C-E-S

Willie: NO! YOU CAN'T!

Robotic Guard #1: R-E-S-I-S-T-A-N-C-E W-I-L-L B-E D-E-A-L-T W-I-T-H P-A-I-N-F-U-L-L-Y

(The Robotic Guard raises up a sparking energy rod towards Willie and is about to bring it down on him-)

Brian: NO!

Lynn: DAD!

(-when all of a sudden the Robot shuts down and drops the rod, along with all the other robots too)

Kate: Huh?

Willie: What happene-

(Just then a loud bang is heard as the large Iron door is knock out of the door frame and sent flying into the wall at the way opposite side of the large room at breakneck speed)

(We see an angry Sweaty Meat staring angrily at the Tanners)

(Sweaty Meat marches towards them, mad)

Sweaty Meat: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SNEAK IN HERE AND GET A FREE ROOM! THAT KIND OF THING WILL NOT PASS HERE! DID YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T NOTICE?!

Willie: Wha-

Sweaty Meat: DID YOU?!

Willie: I don't-

(We immediately cut to the outside of Mojo Jojo's lair, the entrance door to the lair is slammed open and the Tanners are thrown out of the lair and into the destroyed city)

(They all just sit there speechlessly)

(We cut to ALF in his room, enjoying it and reclining relaxed in an old nasty chair)

(Just then Sweaty Meat knocks)

ALF: Come in!

(Sweaty Meat enters the room)

Sweaty Meat: ALF! How are you enjoying your new room?!

ALF: I'm loving it Meat-ster! This room has everything! Way better than my old place! Those Tanners couldn't even keep the toilet from flooding the house all the time…

Sweaty Meat: ALF I came here to give you some great news!

ALF: Oh boy what is it!

Sweaty Meat: You've been my best customer and you don't try to take advantage of me like those other people I just had to kick out, you've been such a good guest that you're being promoted to assistant manager!

ALF: *Gasps* Really?! *Excited*

Sweaty Meat: Yup! And your first task as Assistant Manager will be helping me decide the dishes for the celebratory feast!

ALF: Alright! A feast! Just let me clear my appetite!

(Alf opens up his mouth wide like a trash can lid and sticks his arm deep inside his mouth as if it's a cavern, after a second of feeling around, he then pulls out Lucky who he sets on the ground)

ALF: Sorry Lucky! We'll have to reschedule that appointment for later!

(Lucky runs off, scared)

(ALF looks back up at Sweaty Meat)

ALF: Alright I'm ready!

(We cut to the girls waking up, hanging upside down and restrained against some punching bags)

Blossom: Ugh, where are we?

(As Blossom says this she looks around to see that they're all hanging in a Kitchen area)

Buttercup: When I get my hands on that guy, I'monna-

(Just then Sweaty Meat and ALF walk into the room, ALF is wearing a shiny badge on his chest that says "Sexy Assistant Manager" in HUGE letters made of gold, it sticks out like a boner)

Sweaty Meat: Alright, here's the Meat we plan on using to make the dishes, sadly due to Budget Cuts we have to use cockroaches!

Blossom: Wait a minute, you're that monster from before!

ALF: Hey that's offensive! Just because I'm brown doesn't mean I'm a monster!

Sweaty Meat: How do you feel about it Assistant? Do you think the Meat is up to standard?

ALF: I don't know… it seems kinda Racist.

Sweaty Meat: That's how you know it's ripe!

ALF: Oh okay!

Sweaty Meat: Now of course, before we can use the meat, we must tenderize the meat!

(Sweat Meat blows on a red whistle and the three angular buff chefs walk up in front of the punching bags with the girls tied to them, the chefs are wearing boxing gloves as French chef music begins playing)

(The chefs then start punching the punching bags over and over punching the girls, but because their fists are so big it keeps punching their entire bodies)

(One of the chefs grabs the Blossom punching bag and pulls it back, it swings towards the other chef and they start playing a fucked up game of volleyball by punching it between them, smacking Blossom in the face multiple times in the process)

(After a few times of doing this, we cut to one of the chefs with Buttercup's punching bag on the ground on it's side, the Chef is repeatedly jumping on it crushing her and jumping back up and doing it again and again *everytime Buttercup is hit she says "Ow!"*)

(We cut to one of the chefs we Buttercup's punching back, slamming it against the ground in front of him and then the ground behind him over and over again fast, breaking the floor each time this happened, like that scene with the Hulk beating up Loki *you know the one*)

(We see one of the chefs with Bubble's punching bag in front of a bed, fluffing it like a pillow really hard, smashing it in on itself and then out over and over again)

(We see the three chefs all at once, with their respective punching bag twirling it in the air above their heads over and over again as it rapidly builds up speed, then they toss them into the distance where they fly across the room extremely fast and smash into the ground with a large fiery explosion)

(The music comes to a stop when the explosion happens)

Sweaty Meat: Boys! Ya' done good! We'll take it from here!

(The Chefs Sieg Heil to Sweaty Meat and leave the room)

(Sweaty Meat then addresses the girls who are all on the floor looking beaten up and weak still attached to the punching bags)

Sweaty Meat: So…

(Sweaty Meat enters the frame looking mad at the girls and suddenly dawning a Hitler uniform and Hitler stache)

Sweaty Meat: IS IT TRUE YOU WERE TRYING TO ESCAPE AUSCHWITZ?!

Blossom: What? *Confused and weakly*

Sweaty Meat: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY JEW! *Exploding with Rage*

Alf: Uhh sir? What are we doing?

Sweaty Meat: Before we can use the meat, we must interrogate the meat!

Alf: Oh okay!

Sweaty Meat: I have prepared special showers to ease the tension! *Now having a thick exaggerated German accent and sounding exactly like Hitler, while gesturing to a shower behind him with a curtin*

Alf: Special showers?

Sweaty Meat: *still in the Hitler voice* Yes, they are equipped with Gas Chambers to PURGE THE WEAK, FROM OUR SOCIETY!

Alf: Wait, but if we Gas the meat, then it'll taste funny.

(Sweaty Meat is suddenly back to normal, in his normal clothes, without the voice, uniform, and mustache)

Sweaty Meat: yea you have a point. *said fast*

(We cut to the girls slowly and weakly inching their way towards the door as Alf and Sweaty Meat talk in the background not paying attention to them)

(Suddenly after a few seconds they stop by a pair of hairy angular legs, they look up to see the three chefs staring down at them angry)

Blossom: …uh oh.

(They start being the crap out of them immediately and fast for a few seconds as the French Chef music plays again)

(Sweaty Meat and Alf look over to see the Chefs with the Punching Bags in their mouths shaking their heads violently back and forth like dogs and making aggressive dog sounds)

Sweaty Meat: HEY! NO! BAD BOY! Baaaad! Nooooo! *The last two words are drawn out like an owner slowly scolding his dog*

(The Chefs then spit the girls out)

(The girls longly groan in pain)

Sweaty Meat: Great, now we can't use this meat because it's been tainted! What do you suppose we do now Alf?!

Alf: Hmm…

(We see Alf walk up to Sweaty Meat with a big vial of Chemical X)

Alf: I found this in one of the cupboards! Maybe it'll make them taste better!

Sweaty Meat: Good idea Assistant Chef! Douce them at once!

(Alf throws the Chemical X on the girls shattering it and after a few seconds they start to glow brightly as the strength returns to them)

(The girls then triumphantly fly up into the air looking down at Alf and Sweaty Meat)

Blossom: Alright Sweaty Meat! It's Buttkicking time!

Alf: Look Sweaty Meat, the Meat has regained its shape!

Sweaty Meat: Aww but it's all freaky and mutated now, I can't use this… *bummed out*

(Blossom and the other girls fly towards Sweaty Meat but as they do so, Sweaty Meat turns around to face the cupboards full of other ingredients, causing his big THICC ass to smack the girls in the face knocking them through a wall, Sweaty Meat is completely oblivious to this)

Sweaty Meat: Hmm… maybe there are some other ingredients in the cupboard…

(Sweaty Meat starts searching through the cupboards looking for other Meat sources pulling out dirty pots, and pans, and Lazer Guns and throwing them behind him, just as the girls start to get back up, with their hands on their heads from the impact looking a bit beaten up, one of the Lazer Guns hits the ground and fires trapping them all in a forcefield)

(Sweaty Meat then emerges from the cupboard)

Sweaty Meat: No, nothing that I can see… What are we gonna do now?! I can't make a feast for the good people without proper ingredients!

Buttercup: HOW ABOUT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! *angry*

Sweaty Meat: Nah, we ran out of those.

Alf: Wait a second… I have an idea!

(Alf then turns to the screen)

Alf: Hey writer, can you help us out here? We need some ingredients for the feast!

(Suddenly the Powerpuff Girls "poof" sound is heard and a cartoonishly large pile of dead corpses appears right beside Alf)

Alf: Eh, close enough.

Sweaty Meat: YAY! THE FEAST CAN COMMENCE AS USUAL MOMENTARILY!

(We have a dramatic montage of them preparing the Meal with Alf stirring ingredients in a Chef hat, Sweaty Meat putting a few trays in the oven, the angular Chefs karate chopping some dough, Sweaty Meat cracking some Eggs over the girl's heads, with each crack the girls say "OW!", Sweaty Meat flipping multiple burgers in multiple pans with every conceivable limb, both his arms, and his legs, Alf sticking his finger into some batter and licking it off leaving a ton of hair in the batter, Alf then gives Sweaty Meat a thumbs up and Sweaty Meat smiles happily, and finally a large long table full of food being wheeled out in a fancy large dining room full of people)

Sweaty Meat: Okay everyone, now as you may be aware, we're under new management, we apologize for the way the previous hotel manager ran this hotel, and as an apology meal, we baked this feast for all of the hotel guests to enjoy! Dig in everyone!

(Sweaty Meat bangs a triangle signaling that everyone can now eat)

(Everyone rushes to start eating, especially Alf, who is downing ridiculous amounts of food at once)

(Bubbles walks over to Blossom near one of the corners of the room chewing on a chicken leg)

Bubbles: Come on Blossom! Have a wing!

Blossom: I am not eating that.

(We pan over to show Buttercup standing on top of the crowd triumphantly raising a Chicken Leg into the air and laughing)

(We see a glass being tapped as if someone is performing a toast, only to see it's Sweaty Meat tapping the glass)

Sweaty Meat: Everyone! I hope you've all been enjoying the feast so far! Now, I present to you, the piece of resistance, Green Rafiki Casserole!

(Sweaty Meat pulls out a green casserole with Mojo's terrified Dead lifeless face baked into it)

Alf: ALRIGHT! MORE FOOD!

(We cut to Sweaty Meat in Mojo's former throne room, the Professor is still hanging in the cage pleading to Sweaty Meat to let him out, Sweaty Meat is shutting off all the lights and leaves the room not even hearing the professor's cries for help)

Professor: Sir! Please! Can you let me out of here?! I just want to go home?! Please Sir! PLEASE!

(Sweaty Meat leaves and the large iron door loudly slams shut, leaving the room pitch black with the Professor still in it)

(We cut to the outside of Mojo's evil layer, it's now night and everyone is leaving the party happily with some people talking to each other as they walk down the stairs back into town)

(The Tanners are still sitting in the same spot outside looking horrified)

(Alf then walks up to the Tanners)

Alf: Hey Willie, guess who got promoted to Assistant Manager, ME! THAT'S RIGHT!

(Alf continues to flex on the Tanners about his new job rank as Willie looks wide eyed into the distance)

Willie: I'm gonna have P.T.S.D. for years. (While looking into the distance)

(The Next Day we open on the Powerpuff Girls' Kitchen, the girls are sitting at an island right behind the stove the Professor is cooking a meal at, we see Blossom looking at the Professor strangely, the camera pans out to reveal the "Professor" is actually ALF in one of the Professor's lab coats cooking a meal on the stovetop)

(Blossom turns to Bubble and Buttercup who are off screen)

Blossom: Hey girls? Does the Professor seem a little… different to you?

(The camera pans over to the right to show Bubble and Buttercup casually eating cereal)

(They both look over at ALF and then back at Blossom)

Bubble and Buttercup: Nah.

(We cut to the hearts from the end of most Powerpuff Girls episode)

Narrator: And so once again, the day was saved thanks too… I don't actually know,,, It wasn't really the powerpuff girls…or Alf… It definitely wasn't Mojo Jojo… I mean, Sweaty Meat freed everyone… but he also was gonna cook the girls… and did cook Mojo… But then again Mojo was the bad guy… so uhh…. ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO- U-uhh… Sweaty Meat.

(Flying lines are seen and Sweaty Meat appears in the hearts, where the Girls would normally appear)

Sweaty Meat: DON'T MEAT YOUR SWEATY, 'TILL YOU SWEATY YOUR MEAT!

Narrator: … wut?

–THE END–

And everyone lived happily ever after… well not Mojo though he's dead.

Sweaty Meat continues to run the Awesome Resort hotel on his own, they throw raves every saturday (It's Awesome), Alf Always eats all the food before anyone else can get to it.