[This chapter contains the long-awaited smut scene- enjoy!]

Barney's POV:

I lulled Betty to sleep, now I'm here- waiting for Fred.

Both of my darlings need my love.

My thoughts make me laugh a little, "my darlings."

Are they wrong?

No!

Shut up, you annoying voice in my head!

I give three good bonks on my noggin to chase the silly voice away. I have a real tendency to overthink and my conscience starts actin' like a jerk at times.

Pacing back and fourth, I can't stop daydreaming about Fred

Wilma doesn't take long to fall asleep, does she?

-is among the many questions that race through my mind.

I lay down across the front seat of Fred's car, trying to rest a little to save my energy.

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After what seems like a second, I'm jolted awake as a familiar sensation of weight comes over my body

My eyes open and Fred's cuddling me, the pulsing feeling of happiness runs through me as soon as I see him.

"Heyyyyy Barney... you didn't think I'd forget, did you...?" He speaks softly to me

"N-no... hah- I..."

Words fail to escape me

The euphoria is too strong.

I place my hands on his chest and slowly slide them down until they rest on his waist

"Hi, Fred." I whisper, smiling

He lays against me and kisses my neck- so I pull him closer.

My hands wander a bit and I grab his butt which causes him to stop for a second.

Knowing not what to expect, I freeze in place.

After standing back up, Fred loosens his tie very slowly and teasingly

I still lay on my back but look up at him- being very well aware that he's trying to turn me on

-But he can't

I'm already turned on...

That's fair at this point, right?

...

"Now it's your turn, Barney." He tells me in a soft voice- noticing as I'm looking at him

"My turn?" I question

"Show me what my jumpin' bean can do-"

When he says that, the heat grows more intense.

I pull off my shirt and expose my bare chest and belly, he follows by doing the same. Even in the dim light, I can see that he's very ready- the full silhouette of all his features can be seen.

"Ah-heh-heh... I see you lookin' "

Fred chortles

A response comes to mind and I give a mischievous grin

"Since you're puttin' on a show for me- ya give me good reason to look-"

"Yeah?" He says as two fingers on each hand slip below his undies' waistband

"You're pretty good at this, Fred." I tell him, feeling increasingly impatient from his teasing.

He comes closer and holds onto me- we sit down in his car to make out. Before too long his hands are on my thighs like before, and mine- now intentionally- feel his curvaceous bottom.

I can't help it, he's hot!

From ease of access from where my hands are, I slide his underwear off of his butt as I explore his body

Normally I'd be too shy to do this, but something feels different with Fred.

Judging by the look in his eyes, he's now being the impatient one

"Ya want me to keep goin'?" I ask while grinning again, my eyes staring into his.

"You've been doin' all the work-"

"Come here, Barney."

He commands and I oblige

Before sitting down he removes the rest of his clothes and holds me in his arms.

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Fred's POV:

Prolonging this experience is the goal...

but how long can I stay like this until I finally crack?

I bring Barney onto me and kiss him- and even with having no clothes on it's damn hot in here.

His hair feels so soft against my bare neck and shoulders as he snuggles me- and in my current state I feel like I notice every little thing about him.

No POV:

Barney gets to Fred by grinding his butt into his lap, just like before- Fred tenses up but doesn't yelp this time, instead he invites it- no longer embarrassed to have an obvious hard-on.

Since Fred's letting him, Barney grinds harder and gives a little wiggle to get a rise out of Fred.

He listens to his breathing which quickens with every slow stroke of his teasing

Fred's hands swiftly grip Barney's shoulders and pull him into another sloppy, lusty kiss.

-which goes on for a few minutes until they need to stop for a breath

Panting, Barney stands up and reveals himself, joining Fred in his nakedness as he tosses his shorts over on the floor.

Without adding any further dramatic effect, he hurriedly returns to his position on Fred's lap.

The warmth of their bodies only make them more eager- both being rock-hard and sweaty.

Instead of Barney having to initiate, Fred begins humping him from underneath- his precum lubes them up as his dick slowly slips back and forth over Barney's tight entrance

"Ha- mmmphh.. how ff-far... do you wanna go?" Fred mutters into his ear while continuing his movements

"...all the way... Fred!" He tries to speak but moans instead- Fred then takes one hand off his shoulder and begins giving him a mini-handjob... well aware that he's particularly fond of his large hands.

"You like that?" Fred asks, despite knowing that Barney's practically in heaven.

"Ye-yeah..." He replies, his tongue hanging slightly out of his mouth.

Taking this as a sign, Fred gets more rough with it- spitting on his hand and yanking it up and down... hard.

Fred bites his neck before moving to his ear to speak

"You gonna tell me what you want me to do to you?"

He groans, keeping a naughty smirk on his face. -the goal is to convince Barney to open up and tell him his fantasies.

Meanwhile Barney wonders what Fred would be willing to do-

"Hmmm... maybe I should ask you, Fred... are you gonna fuck me or just keep beating around the bush and grinding on my ass?"

Barney manages to fight the chokehold of shyness and says what feels like the dirtiest thing he's ever said...

Fred's at a loss for words, as he never thought he'd hear something like that out of Barney-

Although it does tip him over the edge and he notices a sensation within his body like he could cum already-

he tries to hide that fact by averting his focus back to jerking Barney's dick in his manly hand and getting it nice and slippery with his spit.

Now squeezing a bit harder and keeping up his speed, Fred notices that Barney's body gets tense and debates whether he should finish him off- or make him wait..

Barney contemplates what he's going to do, as well. He thought of shooting his load in Fred's face as a goofy act of defiance, but instead decides to hold on as long as he can.

After making his decision, Fred stops abruptly and leaves a panting mess of a jumping bean on his lap

"Fred... whyyy?" He groans

Before responding, Fred takes a second to admire how cute he looks when he's pouty.

"Heh-heh-heh- you're not getting off that easy, pal." He says, standing up, before sternly adding

"Now lean over and let me give you what you want."

Barney obeys and bends over the seat, his feet planted on the cold floor of the garage...

-Anxiously wondering if he's going to be able to handle that monster Fred has-

...

Just as he was expecting it to hurt, Barney is presented with 2 of Fred's fingers in his face

"Now suck." He says as he caresses his bottom lip

Barney begins to lick and suck them as he was told, but as soon as he starts to enjoy it- Fred withdrawals his fingers from his mouth and returns to the back. Slowly using his wet fingers to massage Barney's ass before inserting one.

With a finger inside him, Fred multitasks and uses his tongue to further moisten the tight hole.

After hearing Barney softly moan, he removes his finger and licks around the edge of his ass before sticking his tongue inside.

He gives a few gentle sucks before using his- now free- hands to resume stroking Barney's cock, which is now desperate for attention since he couldn't finish earlier.

"You ready?" Fred asks, making sure that Barney still wants to be fucked

"Yes! I'm dyin' to feel that thick log of yours in my little ass..."

The wave of heat comes back, sending a pulsing feeling through Fred's body- hearing Barney talk dirty like that is still such a new thing for him- and he loves it.

Especially because Wilma used to do it, but she really doesn't anymore... in fact, she doesn't seem to love him like she used to.

Fred still feels the same for her as he did when they first married, maybe stronger- but he's feeling sad to think he's no longer good enough for her.

... and now... he's here.

He rubs the head of his large dick around Barney's lubricated, hungry hole-

"Push back!" He commands Barney, and with his push Fred's cock slips inside and the tight walls hug him snugly.

"Hmmm... ah- great Scott!" Fred mumbles as he stays still, allowing time for Barney to adjust to accommodate him.

"...deeper, Fred." Barney demands-

Much to Fred's surprise- considering how small his body is.

...

Thus, he obliges and now rests at half-way into his ass.

"Th-that good?" Fred seeks approval

Barney shakes his head vigorously in protest, then pushes back until Fred is balls deep, making him moan from the tight squeeze

"-Ahhh!"

Fred's sounds of pleasure prove that he's doing good, so he thrusts backwards into him once more- they both groan simultaneously and Fred, no longer able to hold back, grips Barney's hips and pulls himself deep into him-

again, and again, and again.

"Ah- ahhh- Fred!" He moans- loudly

"SHHHHH! Barney!" Fred exclaims, fearing what would happen if they woke up Wilma

He grips the seat tighter as Fred fucks him from behind

"S-sorry.. it's just that you feel so good in my ass-"

Barney's compliment turns up his confidence a little so he pulls out and hurries to sit down in the driver's seat. Then proceeding to lift Barney back onto his lap- this time facing in the opposite direction.

Fred spits on his dick once more before plowing back into the needy hole in front of him- slamming his p-spot.

Gripping the steering wheel, Barney bounces desperately atop the mighty totem pole that penetrates him.

"Fred!" He cries out

"I'm... close!"

...

...

"Turn around then!" Fred commands, and flips Barney around to face him.

He then tickles his balls while giving a few rough strokes, and even gives a new sensation by slapping it with his own dick.

In a matter of seconds, Barney's breathing quickens and he lets out a chesty groan, shooting his load into Fred's lap.

"...w-wow, Barney..."

-But he's not done

"Keep goin', Fred... I was just startin' to have fun.."

Barney leans over the dashboard and spreads his ass wide for him.

Fred aligns his almighty spear and helps him down upon it- feeling no need to spit to make it slippery since Barney's hot cum serves as a better lube- not to mention the idea turns him on even more.

Again, Fred takes both of his hands and grips Barney's hips to easily thrust deeper. The car shakes as he continues slamming himself into his hole

"...damn it, Barney!"

"Mm...mph-"

He leans over and moans in his ear

"Your ass is so tight! ...you're practically milkin' me..."

"Fuck yes, Fred!"

"Lemme have that milk..!~"

...

Despite previously feeling as he could keep going, Barney's comments send him over the edge and he gives a final thrust before spilling his warm, thick load- not a single drop wasted- inside him.

They sit in silence for a moment as they both pant and struggle to catch their breath

"That was just... perfect..." Fred whispers, still too weak to move.

"Y-yeah, Fred... I love you." Barney agrees and tells him in an affectionate tone.

Fred finally gathers the strength to withdraw his shrinking cock from inside Barney

"I love you too, Jumpin' Bean."

...

"We... we should do this again-"

Fred says, sincerely.

"Oh, we will." Barney assures him, knowing that their relationship is beyond close at this point.

"...and remember, if anything ever happens with Wilma and Betty... I got first dibs on stealin' ya for a husband. Got it, Freddie?"

He chuckles

"Yeah- loud and clear."

"...When you feel something oozing out of you- think of me, dreamin' about you next door."

"Alright, my bean?"

"Of course."

"I'd never let anyone but'chu handle me like that. You can believe it."

They get their clothes back on, then Fred comes in for a hug before Barney goes home.

"Sleep well, okay?" He says, softly

"You too, Freddie."

Barney returns the good wishes.

Just as he turns towards the garage door and is about to open it, Fred stops him

"You're not gonna forget my kiss, are ya?" He jokingly pouts

"No! Never!" Barney runs back to Fred and they immediately plant their lips together. Sharing a final slow, sensual kiss before returning to bed.

"Goodnight, lover Bean.."

Fred turns for the door into the house

"Nighty-night." Barney smiles and walks out.

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They both sleep soundly after their unforgettable round of passionate sex, longing to see each other again in the morning- just like lovers do.