Chapter II: This Meeting's About To Get Spied On!
Josh: HJ, you sure about this?
HJ: Yes, I'm sure. Dr. Steamferno and Steam Dark Hugh Jacob are going to take over the overworld and then the universe if we don't stop them. *to everyone else* Guys, I'll use my phone and put it on speaker and you guys are going to listen to the meeting through Josh's computer in our room. *to Josh* Josh, ready your computer to have it answer my phone.
Josh: Yes, HJ.
Jamie: Um, HJ? It's been five minutes. Their meeting is going to start in t-minus five minutes.
HJ: I'll get going, Jamie. *to EPF* EPF, teleport me the front side of Dr. Steamferno's lair.
EPF/Narrator: You got it, Hugh Jacob.
(warbling teleporting noises)
HJ teleports to Dr. Steamferno's lair*
HJ: Now to crawl through the vent that will lead me to the briefing room. *runs up to the wall and climbs it and enters the vent*
(vent opens, closes)
Josh (on HJ's earpiece): HJ? HJ, come in.
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Yes, Josh, what is it?
Josh (speaking to HJ on his computer): I hacked into one of the sensors and it gave me a three-dimensional map of Steamferno's lair. And I clicked on the vent system. I'll give you directions to the briefing room. Ready?
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Ready.
Josh: Okay. Go down straight 30 blocks, then turn left.
HJ: Straight down 30 blocks, turn left, got it! *does so*
EPF/Narrator: Hugh Jacob, be careful around searchlights and security cameras. They can search through the vents, too!
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Okay, I turned left, now what? *to EPF* Okay, EPF.
Josh (speaking to HJ on his computer): Go down straight, then take a right.
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Straight, then right. Got it! *does so*
Josh (speaking HJ on his computer): HJ, you're almost to the briefing room. Straight again, then hard bank left.
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Straight, hard bank left. Got it! *does so*
Josh (speaking to HJ on his computer): You're almost there, HJ. Crawl 50 straight ahead and you'll see the vent that leads to the briefing room. HJ, do not, and I mean do not remove the vent. I repeat, do not remove the vent.
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Straight forward fifty blocks, and don't remove the vent. Got it! *does so*
Josh (speaking to HJ on his computer): You're there, HJ.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob (in distance): Meeting starts in t-minus one minute counting! Everyone to the briefing room now!
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Okay, I'm stop talking into the earpiece and I'm gonna get my phone out and have it call your computer. Got it?
Josh: Got it.
HJ: *hangs up his earpiece* *gets his phone out of his pocket and turns it on, and unlocks it, and goes to phone app, and types in the number for Josh's computer*
(phone buttons beeping)
(Josh's computer rings)
EPF: Incoming call from Hugh Jacob.
Everyone in unison: We know, EPF!
Josh: *taps the answer button on his computer screen* HJ? Hello?
HJ: Hold on, let me put my phone on speaker. *put his phone on speaker* *holds his phone out to the meeting* The meeting's about to start, so shh!
Josh: Okay, everyone, listen carefully to the meeting.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Okay, everyone. I'm only gonna say this once. So be prepared! I say we build an airship of our own. It's gonna take us three days to finish. Once finished we'll attack 300 different cities around the overworld. And these are the cities we're going to attack.
Jamie: Cities? What cities?
Drew: Jamie, be quiet!
Jamie: Stay out of this, Drew!
Josh (to Jamie): How about we listen and find out?
HJ (on Josh's computer): Guys, shh! Please listen to Steam Dark Hugh Jacob and Dr. Steamferno's evil plan!
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: We will start building our own airship after this meeting. We gotta make sure the Cork Men and their twelve rookies don't stop us and don't follow us. This will a part of of our goal to take over the overworld and then the universe. Everyone got that? Good. We will attack those 300 different cities shown on the board and once our plan is complete, which will destroy the Cork Men and the twelve rookies that they're with once and for all. End of meeting. Now let's go build us an airship.
Dr. Steamferno: I like the sound of this plan.
Josh: That's the meeting. *to HJ* Now, HJ. Get out of there, pronto!
HJ: You got it, Josh!
Claw-dette: Boss, I sensed an intruder in the vent systems!
Dr. Steamferno: What?! An intruder already? *to everyone* Everyone! Search this whole place for the intruder! *to the Steam Magma Drones* Steam Magma Drones! Search through the vent systems and everyone! Do not let the intruder escape!
Everyone in unison: On it!
Dr. Steamferno (to Spyclops): Spyclops! Sound the alarm!
Spyclops: You got it, boss! *turns on alarm*
(alarm blaring)
HJ: Stealth mode, blend in! *gets into stealth mode* Camouflage mode, activate! *gets into camouflage mode so no one can hear him or see him*
Josh (speaking to HJ on his computer): HJ, come in.
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): I'm in. Also I'm in stealth mode and camouflage mode.
Josh (speaking HJ on his computer): Ooh, very clever, HJ. Now, get out the same way you came in.
HJ (speaking to Josh on his earpiece): Okay.
Jamie (speaking to HJ on Josh's computer): HJ, I'm sensing they're gonna do a lockdown very soon. It's imminent.
HJ (speaking to Jamie on his earpiece): Okay, Jamie, I heard you.
Break Jaw: Initiate lockdown! And make sure the intruder does not escape!
(many metal doors closing)
HJ: Warp speed, go!
(ZOOOOOOMMMMMMM!)
HJ (while in warp speed): This is awesome!
(zooming stops)
HJ: Camouflage mode, deactivate! *gets out of camouflage mode* Stealth mode, deactivate! *gets out of stealth mode*
(vent opens)
(HJ grunts)
HJ: Just gotta close this vent. *reaches for the vent and closes it*
(vent closes)
HJ runs*
(fast footfall)
HJ: Move, HJ! Move!
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: The intruder got out! I'll get him.
HJ: Cork Cycle, rev up! *throws a special kind of ender pearl and then a motorcycle appears*
(motorcycle revving)
*HJ jumps up and gets on the motorcycle with his hands on the handlebars and is upside down and then gets on the motorcycle the correct way and put the key in the motorcycle's ignition*
(motorcycle engine starts)
*HJ starts moving the motorcycle with turning the right handle into the driving position and puts the clutch on the right into the driving position*
(motorcycle zooms)
(ZOOOOMMMMMMMM!)
HJ: Woo-hoo!
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: I still got him!
(shimmering warbles)
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob(speaking to Dr. Steamferno on his wristcom): Boss, the intruder has escaped!
Dr. Steamferno: What?! The intruder escaped?! *to everyone else* Turn off the alarm! Deactivate the lockdown! The intruder has escaped! I repeat, the intruder has escaped!
(alarm stops)
(many metal doors opening)
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the way back from spying on the meeting...
HJ: Woo-hoo! *contacts Josh's computer with the Cork Cycle's built-in phone*
Josh: HJ, what is it?
HJ: Guys, did you get the meeting?
Josh: Yes, we got it.
HJ: I'll be back home in a jiffy!
Josh: Okay. *hangs up*
Jamie: I can sense HJ. He's almost here!
(ZOOM!)
Jamie: That's him.
*HJ enters through the secret garage on the right side of his backyard*
(many sticky pistons moving)
(sound of door opening)
(sticky pistons move again)
(sound of door closing)
*HJ parks the motorcycle, turns it off, puts the key away and teleports to his room*
(teleporting noises)
Everyone in unison: HJ!
HJ: Guys, now listen, we need to plan ahead for the next three days.
Josh: And to travel to those 300 different cities to protect the overworld and the universe.
Jamie: How would they even travel to 300 different cities around the overworld?
Tom: Yeah, I always wanted to see some of those cities in person.
Ryan: We're gonna travel thousands and thousands of miles across the overworld.
Zoe: It all makes sense again. We must stop them.
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile back at Dr. Steamferno's lair...
Dr. Steamferno: I can't believe you guys let the intruder escape!
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: And the intruder in question was none other than Current Position Hero Hugh Jacob himself.
Spyclops: Boss, we was too fast to be caught, especially Steam Dark Hugh Jacob wouldn't catch him. He just away.
Break Jaw: I should've known I could've blocked his escape with my cloning jaws.
Gold Tooth: I should have shot one of his tires with my golden gun on his so-called Cork Cycle so one of them could be flat. And boss, I know you desire him alive.
Dr. Steamferno: ENOUGH! All of you! I mean it! Let's hear what my apprentice, Steam Dark Hugh Jacob has to say.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Let's build us an airship!
(all cheering)
*the gang head to backside of the lair start building an airship of their own from the ground up*
Narrator/EPF: As three days pass while they build their airship, they build it with redstone and their own artillery. They build with confidence. As they are finished building their own airship, they put finishing touches on the their ship and they get their ship ready.
*sun sets, moon rises, then sets, and sun rises as the three days pass and as the narrator talks*
Dr. Steamferno: Is the airship ready?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss, the airship is ready to your specifications.
Dr. Steamferno: Good. Now, where are we going to head to first?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Oklahoma City.