Chapter V: The Overworld Tour Continues... (Phase III)
Riga: Okay, everyone. We're in warp speed. We'll be there in t-minus three minutes.
HJ (to Josh): Josh, how far is it from Vancouver to Whitehorse?
Josh (to HJ): About 1,489 miles.
Narrator/EPF: Three minutes later...
Riga: We'll be out of warp speed in three, two, one.
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
Riga (to everyone): Okay. We're out of warp speed! *lands her airship on the north side of city, then turns it off*
City Number LXI: Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada
HJ: Whew, we made it. And we beat the Steamferno Clan here!
Josh: You said it, HJ!
(ramp whirs as it opens)
*everyone gets off Riga's airship*
Tom: Brrr. It's cold here.
HJ: Relax, Tom. This is Minecraft. We can survive any kind of weather without the requirements of proper attire.
Jamie: Wow, this weather is so awesome here!
Tess: Wow, it's snowing!
Kate: You said it, Tess.
HJ: Guys, the Steamferno Clan will be here in t-minus ten minutes. We need to get ready by then.
Jack: HJ, we can do a snowball fight while we're on the northern outskirts of this city!
Riga: Yeah, let's do snowball fights while we're passing the time, HJ.
*everyone digs up snowballs*
(snowballs throwing)
Narrator/EPF: 10 minutes later...
*everyone stops throwing snowballs*
(electrical zapping in the sky)
*The Steamferno Clan Airship comes out of warp speed*
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
HJ: The Steamferno Clan is here! *to everyone* Everyone, get ready!
*everyone readies their swords and superpowers*
*HJ draws his laser diamond sword*
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss! The Cork Men and their twelve rookies beat us here!
Dr. Steamferno: Ah, again?! This has happened so many times!
*the Steamferno Clan Airship lands on the southern outskirts of the city*
Steam Magma Commander: Turning on all the steam magma drones for Whitehorse. *pulls a lever*
(lever clicks)
*all steam magma drones turn on*
Dr. Steamferno: Deploying steam magma drones now.
*all 30,000 steam magma drones get deployed*
HJ: Okay, they landed on the southern side of the city. Let's teleport there!
*everyone teleports to the southern side of Whitehorse*
(teleporting noises)
*everyone reaches the Steamferno Clan's attack site on the southern outskirts of the city*
HJ: There they are! The steam magma drones! ATTACK!
(everyone yelling war cries)
Steam Magma Drone: It's the Cork Men and the 12 rookies! Get them!
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the Steamferno Clan Airship...
Steam Magma Commander: Boss, the Cork Men and their 12 rookies have defeated 1,800,000 of my steam magma drone army. Now we have 7,200,000 left.
Dr. Steamferno: Steam Magma Commander, the Cork Men and their twelve rookies will have no chance on stopping my greatest plan ever to take over the overworld and then the universe.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: The both of you, listen. Everyone who's in the Steamferno Clan is on this airship.
Dr. Steamferno: Especially, if we get to the very last city on the list, they'll have no chance of stopping us.
Narrator/EPF: Returning to the fight we were at seconds before...
HJ: *deflects a steam magma drone's laser with his laser diamond sword* Man, these are getting tougher every time we go to different cities around the world!
Josh: HJ, we can handle them, even here!
HJ: The snow here won't affect their circuitry.
Josh: I know, right? Not even rain will affect their circuitry.
HJ: Okay, but like I said, they don't look so tough. *defeats a steam magma drone* One down, 29,999 to go!
*all 18 heroes defeat as many steam magma drones as they can*
Narrator/EPF: Some time later...
HJ: *defeats the last three steam magma drones* There. I think that's all of them.
(all cheering)
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the Steamferno Clan Airship...
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss! All of the Steam Magma Drones are offline!
Dr. Steamferno: NO! It can't be! This cannot be happening!
Steam Magma Commander: Now they have defeated 1,830,000 of my steam magma drone army. Now there's 7,170,000 of them left.
Dr. Steamferno: *starts up the Steamferno Clan airship* Where to next, Steam Dark Hugh Jacob, my evil apprentice?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada.
Dr. Steamferno: Okay. Let's go.
*the Steamferno Clan Airship takes off and goes into warp speed*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)
Jamie: I read their lips. They're going to Yellowknife.
HJ (to EPF): EPF, what is the distance from Whitehorse to Yellowknife?
Narrator/EPF: One moment please. The distance from Whitehorse to Yellowknife is exactly 688 miles as the crow flies.
HJ: Okay, thanks, EPF.
Riga: I can get us there in five minutes.
HJ: Everyone, teleport back to Riga's airship!
*everyone teleports back to Riga's airship*
(teleporting noises)
*everyone gets on Riga's airship*
(teleporting noises)
HJ: Okay, we gotta follow them.
*Riga gets to the bridge of her airship and starts it up*
*Riga's airship takes off*
Riga: Setting coordinates for Yellowknife. *presses tons of buttons* *locks and loads the coordinates* Coordinates locked and loaded, baby! *pulls a lever to go into warp speed*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)
HJ: Okay, we're in warp speed.
Josh: This is going to be quite a ride. We've never been so many miles from home!
Narrator/EPF: Five minutes later...
Riga: Okay, we should be out of warp speed now.
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
City Number LXII: Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada
HJ: Okay, we're out of warp speed. *to Riga* Let's land on the north side of the city!
Riga (to HJ): Okay!
*Riga lands her airship on the north side on the upper right side of the city*
*Riga turns off her airship*
(ramp whirs as it opens)
*everyone gets off Riga's airship*
(ramp whirs as it closes)
*Riga locks her airship*
(beep, beep!)
HJ: Okay, we're here.
Jack (to HJ): How long until that so-called Steamferno Clan Airship gets here?
HJ: *looks at his phone* About five minutes, Jack.
Jack: Oh, okay. *hovers up with his propeller head* Whee!
Josh: Let's wait here until they get here.
Jamie: Okay, we're gonna be in the clear for now.
Tom: Okay. I'm ready to burn up a fight in five minutes from now!
Narrator/EPF: Five minutes later...
*HJ looks at the sky*
(electrical zapping in the sky)
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
*the Steamferno Clan airship gets out of warp speed*
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the Steamferno Clan Airship...
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Aw, nuts! They beat us here again!
Dr. Steamferno: This just cannot be happening all the time! They know where we're going to attack on the list city after city! *lands the Steamferno Clan Airship on the south upper side of the city*
*Steamferno Clan airship turns off*
Steam Magma Commander: Deploying all steam magma drones for this city. *presses a button*
(button clicks)
*all steam magma drones get deployed*
HJ: The Steamferno Clan is here! *to EPF* EPF, teleport us to the attack site of the steam magma drones!
Narrator/EPF: Okay. *does so*
(teleporting noises)
*the Cork Men and their twelve rookies teleport to the attack site and get there*
(teleporting noises)
(people screaming)
HJ (to the other 17 members): Everyone! ATTACK!
(everyone yelling war cries)
Steam Magma Drone: It's the Cork Men and the 12 rookies! Get them!
HJ: For justice!
*The Cork Men and the 12 rookies defeat as many steam magma drones as they can*
Narrator/EPF: Some time later...
HJ: *defeats the last steam magma drone with his laser diamond sword* *turns off his laser diamond sword* There. I think that's all of them.
(everyone else cheering)
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss! Bad news! All the steam magma drones are offline!
Steam Magma Commander: Now we have 7,140,000 left.
Dr. Steamferno: Arrgh! Those steam magma drones have failed me too many times. If they fail me when we get to 300th city on the list, I will have had it with them! Where to next, my evil apprentice?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Iqaluit, Nunavut.
Dr. Steamferno: And we're going to Mexico City after Iqaluit! *starts up the Steamferno Clan Airship*
*the Steamferno Clan airship takes off*
*the Steamferno Clan Airship then goes into warp speed*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)
Jamie: They're going to Iqaluit, Nunavut next!
Tom: I'll take Nunavut. Get it?
Josh: That sure is funny, Tom.
*everyone teleports to Riga's airship*
(teleporting noises)
*everyone arrives outside of Riga's airship*
(teleporting noises)
*Riga unlocked her airship*
(beep, beep!)
(ramp whirs as it opens)
Riga: Everyone, get on!
*everyone gets on Riga's airship*
(ramp whirs as it closes)
*Riga gets to the bridge of her airship and starts it up*
*Riga's airship takes off*
Riga: Setting coordinates for Iqaluit. *coordinates get locked and loaded* Cracka-lacka! Coordinates locked and loaded!
Narrator/EPF (to Riga): Riga, the distance from Yellowknife to Iqaluit is 1,404 miles as the crow flies.
Riga: Thanks, EPF. *to herself* Making the jump to warp speed. *pulls the warp speed lever next to her*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)
HJ: Okay, we're in warp speed.
Narrator/EPF: 10 minutes later...
Riga: We'll be out of warp speed in about now.
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
HJ (to Riga): Riga! Land on the north side of the city!
Riga (to HJ): Okay!
City Number LXIII: Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada
*Riga lands her airship on the north outskirts of the city*
*Riga turns off her airship*
(ramp whirs as it opens)
*everyone quickly gets off*
(ramps whirs as it closes)
*Riga locks her airship*
(beep, beep!)
HJ: The Steamferno Clan airship should be out of warp speed in about three, two, one.
(electrical zapping in the sky)
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
*the Steamferno Clan Airship gets out of warp speed*
*the Steamferno Clan airship lands on the east outskirts of the city*
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the Steamferno Clan Airship...
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss! Good news and bad news! The good news is that we're here just in time and the bad news is the Cork Men and their 12 rookies beat us here!
Dr. Steamferno: Okay, that's great to hear! And also, why do those eighteen heroes beat us to every city on our list?! WHY?!
Steam Magma Commander: Boss, would you like me to deploy the steam magma drones for you?
Dr. Steamferno: Yes. They are your creations after all.
Steam Magma Commander: Okay! *presses a button to deploy all the steam magma drones* Deploying all steam magma drones for Iqaluit.
(button clicks)
*all steam magma drones get deployed*
(marching footsteps)
Narrator/EPF: Returning to the scene we were at seconds before...
Drew: It kinda looks like we're on an island.
Josh: We are, Drew.
HJ: We're on Baffin Island.
Jamie: I can hear the steam magma drones attacking! Come on!
*everyone teleports to the attack site*
(teleporting noises)
*everyone gets to the attack site*
(teleporting noises)
HJ: There they are. ATTACK!
(everyone yelling out war cries)
Steam Magma Drone: It's the Cork Men and their 12 rookies! Get them! The boss desires all of them alive.
*the Cork Men and their 12 rookies defeat as many steam magma drones as they can*
HJ (to the others): We've each defeated one and in total, 18! So, 18 down, 29,982 to go.
Narrator/EPF: Some time later...
HJ: *defeats the last steam magma drone* There. I think that's all of them.
(all cheering)
Narrator/EPF: Sometime later...
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss! Steam Magma Commander! All of the steam magma drones for here in Iqaluit are offline!
Dr. Steamferno: What?!
Steam Magma Commander: It can't be!
Dr. Steamferno: Where to next?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Mexico City.
*Dr. Steamferno starts the Steamferno Clan airship*
*the Steamferno Clan Airship takes off*
*the Steamferno Clan airship goes into warp speed*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)
Jamie: I know where they're going to next! They're going to Mex...
(dialogue fades)
Narrator/EPF: 27 cities later...
Riga: We'll be out of warp speed in three, two, one.
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
City Number XC: Dublin, Ireland
HJ: I can't believe it. We're in Ireland! We're in Dublin, Ireland!
Josh: This is the last city on their third phase.
Riga: *lands on her airship on the south side of the city* Whew, we made it. *turns off her airship*
(ramp whirs as it opens)
*everyone gets off Riga's airship*
(ramp whirs as it closes)
*Riga locks her airship*
(beep, beep!)
HJ (to Josh): How long until the Steamferno Clan Airship gets here, Josh?
Josh: In about now.
(electrical zapping in the sky)
*the Steamferno Clan Airship gets out of warp speed*
(ding!)
(ZOOM!)
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the Steamferno Clan Airship...
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Boss! The Cork Men and the 12 rookies beat us here to Dublin!
Dr. Steamferno: This just cannot be happening over and over again! Especially this city, which is the last one listed on our third phase to take over the overworld, and then the universe!
*the Steamferno Clan Airship lands on the east side of the city*
Steam Magma Commander: Deploying all steam magma drones for here in Dublin. *pulls a lever*
(lever clicks)
*all steam magma drones get deployed*
(marching footsteps)
(people screaming)
Narrator/EPF: Returning the scene we were at seconds before...
Jamie: *listens to the earth* I can hear people screaming. The steam magma drones are attacking!
HJ: We better teleport to the attack site.
*everyone teleports to the attack site*
(teleporting noises)
*everyone gets to the attack site*
(teleporting noises)
HJ:There they are. ATTACK!
(everyone hollering war cries)
Steam Magma Drone: It's the Cork Men and their twelve rookies! Get them!
*everyone defeats as many steam magma drones as they can*
Narrator/EPF: Some time later...
HJ: *defeats the last steam magma drone* There. I think that's all of them. *turns off his laser diamond sword and puts it up*
(all cheering)
Josh: 90 down, 210 to go.
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile on the Steamferno Clan Airship...
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Aw, nuts! All of the steam magma drones are offline!
Dr. Steamferno: We were so close to taking over Dublin, Ireland! So close!
Steam Magma Commander: They have defeated 2,700,000 of my steam magma drone army. Now we have 6,300,000 left.
Dr. Steamferno: Where to next, Steam Dark Hugh Jacob?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Paris, France.
Dr. Steamferno: Then it's time to start Phase IV of greatest plan ever! (laughs evilly) *starts up the Steamferno Clan airship*
*Steamferno Clan Airship takes off, then goes into warp speed*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)
Narrator/EPF: Returning to the scene we were at seconds before...
HJ (to Jamie): Where are they going to next, Jamie?
Jamie (to HJ): They're going to Paris.
Josh: And they're gonna start their fourth phase of their plan.
Jamie: Good thing that tracking device is still on the back of their airship.
HJ (to EPF): EPF, what is the distance from here in Dublin to Paris?
Narrator/EPF: One moment, please. The distance from here to Paris, France is 489 miles as the crow flies.
HJ: Okay. Thanks, EPF. *to everyone else* Let's teleport back to Riga's airship.
*everyone teleports to Riga's airship*
(teleporting noises)
*everyone teleports inside of Riga's airship*
*Riga unlocks her airship*
(beep, beep!)
*Riga gets the to bridge and starts up her airship*
*Riga's airship takes off*
Riga: Setting coordinates for Paris. *sets the coordinates for Paris* *the coordinates get locked and loaded* Coordinates locked and loaded, baby!
*Riga's airship goes into warp speed*
(ZOOM!)
(ding!)