Kim- Since it took FOREVER to write these... 3 will be posted today!
Krista- WOOH! All of which had been writen by Kim and I... 'Cause Mojo and Kathryn are lazy
Mojo- ARE NOT!
Kathryn- YEAH! I started writing one...
Krista- but you didn't finish it, now did you?
Kim- Give them a break... anywho! hope you enjoy and please review!! We love reviews!
Krista's P.O.V.
"Waaaaaaaaaaah! Shikamaru!! I don't get this game!" I cried out, attempting to play shogi with Shikamaru. "What a drag," he sighed, "I've explained the rules to you twenty times already." "Even Puppy's confused!" I argued. "That's because he's a dog." Shikamaru stated, rolling his eyes. I moved away from the shogi board and checked the mail for the day. "Gasp! I got a letter from Kimmy!! Seventh one this week!" I exclaimed with zeal.
Dear Krista,
Gaara says I cannot write you letters anymore since we are running out of paper.
- Kim
What!? The fiend!! I'll bet he has a whole room full of paper but he just wants to keep it all to himself. "No, they don't have trees there in Suna, so paper is valuable." Shikamaru said. "What!? Have you learned to read minds now??" I asked confused. "No, you just yelled that out the window." He responded. "Oh well, now I shall go to plan B!!" I pulled out a can with a string attached to the end of it, traveling out the window. "Where does that go?" Shikamaru asked, before going to sleep. "To Suna!" I exclaimed. "Oh dear." he muttered. "Kim? Kimmy??" I spoke into the can. "Hi Krista!" a faint voice, unmistakably Kim's responded. "Yay! It worked!! I'm a genius!" I yelled into the can.
Meanwhile (outside)
Kakashi trips over the string while being lost on the path of life. "My, my." He commented to himself. "This could be a safety hazard. I better get rid of it…" snip!
Back with Krista
"Kim? Kimba??" no response. "AHHHHHHH!! I've lost Kimmy!! Something must've happened to her!" I screamed, running out the door.
In Suna (Kim's P.O.V.)
"Krista? Krista??... oh well." I said, throwing the can to the side. "I guess I'll talk with Moj now." I picked up a huge cannon ball and stuck a note to it. After lighting the fuse and sending it off, I got a reply. Smash! The window beside me shattered as the rock holding a reply went through the window. "I told her to stop doing that…" I whined.
(2 hours later) Shikamaru's P.O.V.
I slowly got up from my stupor. I could feel a breeze. Oh, did someone steal from me? Wait… I have nothing to steal. I opened my eyes. I found that the front door was indeed open. Puppy was looking at me with innocent eyes. I looked around, but found no Krista…
Kathryn's P.O.V.
Once more, I continued my paperwork that a Hokage needed to do. I heard a slamming noise and expected to see Naruto or Krista, but I was surprised to see Shikamaru—of all people—making the ruckus. He came straight towards me and slammed his hands on my desk. How rude. What could he possibly want? "She's gone." He said in a deadly serious tone. "She's gone?" I asked in disbelief. "She's gone." He repeated, confirming his statement. Neji's head popped out of the door. "She's gone?" "She's gone." The two of us replied. "Who's gone?" asked Iruka. We all stared at him. "Who do you think isn't here but is enough to be of significance?" I questioned. "Well…. there's Tsunade, and Naruto, and Konohama—" "Besides them." Neji said. Iruka thought. "SHE'S gone!!" "Right!" god, he could be such a fool. Shikamaru began talking to me again. Not a hint of humour or laziness in him. "Kathryn-Hokage… will you give me the permission to lead as many men I need for this mission?" "Take my best men. The fate of Konoha rests in the success of your mission." I replied with the same seriousness. "You must find her and contain her." "Do you have any clue as to where she might've gone?" Neji asked, hoping for some sort of clue. "I'm sorry….. I closed my eyes for a moment…. And then she wasn't there…" "That's alright. We can still do this." Neji clapped a comforting hand onto Shikamaru's back.
Kim's P.O.V.
Now that I no longer had Krista's company and Gaara was busy with Kazekage business, I needed to find someone to talk to. Kankuro was… well, he's Kankuro. I'm not going into it. Gaara's father was away on vacation and Temari was busy helping Gaara. I've never actually talked to the High Officials….
Moments later…
"Hi guys!" I said cheerfully. They looked up at me. Then they looked down, returning to their work. Well, that's not nice!
Kankuro's P.O.V.
Hoo! Today's hot!! I'm just walking around the mansion to get ideas flowing. Hmm… a bit off topic of what I'm trying to think of… but maybe I shouldn't wear black all the time—
Kim's P.O.V.
CRASH!... THUD! I looked out of the broken window to the ground. I saw the High Officials that had angered me and I just threw out of the window on top of Kankuro who had innocently been talking a walk. I heard the sound of the door opening and saw Gaara entering. We all turned our heads to look at him. He stood there, clearly confused by the silence. Then he quickly left.
(The next day…) Temari's P.O.V.
Oh cool! I'm in this! All the cool people are—you know it!! Oh, well… the LOS aren't cool… and they were… well, anyways. Today was out little day off. The High Officials were upset about something. I heard a huge "boom" not too far off. Wow. These couple of days have been sooo eventful! Usually this place is dull. I eagerly went to investigate. It seems like Deidara, a member of the Akatsuki, had landed in our mansion. "EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!" roared my youngest brother. "W-well…" Deidara began.
FLASHBACK! Deidara's P.O.V.
I was on Itachi and Mojo's castle in the sky—the Akatsuki's secret hideout. That's why no one could find us:D Their two… 'Wonderful'… twins with them. "YOUR CHILDREN ARE KILLING MEEEEE!!" I screamed. "No we're not!" they said sweetly in unison, looking like innocent little angels. But they were HOLDING A HAMMER AND AN AXE!! Itachi and Moj were on the opposite side of the castle, drinking tea. "Our children wouldn't hurt ANYONE!... weenies." He added. "Indeed." Moj said in agreement to her…ugh… HUSBAND! Oh! What has she done to you, Itachi!?? WHY!?? Meanwhile, I could hear poor Kisame being confronted with their devil duck, Sir Pennysworth. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!" were Kisame's dreadful screams of terror. It's a mad house. A MAD house!! Those screams will never leave me… they haunt me…
END FLASHBACK
"And… how does that bring you here??" Gaara inquired angrily. "I- I abandoned Kisame… AND SHOT MYSELF OUT OF A CANNON!!" Deidara wailed. I felt kind of sorry for him (no offense, Mojo). Before Gaara dialed to tell Kathryn about him, Kim yelled "he can be our ambassador!!" so it seems I'm not the only one who supports him. "So it's decided. He's staying." I stated. "What!?" Gaara yelped. "THANK YOOOOOU!!" wailed Deidara, grasping me in a big hug. "Hey, hey! Get off my sister!!" Gaara yelled.
Kim's P.O.V.
It was a little while later from Deidara's…. episode. Temari was (for some reason) looking off into the sand dunes. Heh, heh… maybe she LIKES Deidara!! "It looks like… someone's coming!" she said. Ohhh… there goes my thought. Wait!... "Guests!??" I asked hopefully. "Why would anyone want to come to Suna?" Deidara asked. Yeah, like he should talk! "It better not be another Akatsuki member…" Gaara growled. "Well, let's see who it is…" Gaara took out his telescope.
Gaara's P.O.V.
Krista. "Dear god!?? What is SHE doing here!??" "Kimmy!! I'm… I'm a comin'!..." was her faint words. She was still a bit off in the distance. "Who?" innocent Kim asked. "….. No one. Now go inside…"
Krista's P.O.V.
I… I finally made it to the gates! "I'm a… I'm a… comin'…." I muttered over and over. Oh, I'm sooo thirsty!... I should have brought some water. I put my hand onto the gate, resting a bit. "I ….did it!..." "GO AWAY!!" I heard Gaara's angry-face yell. "But… I'm tired! And I wanna see Kimmy!!" "You're disturbing the peace of Suna!" he warned. "But Kim…"
Gaara's P.O.V.
"Bring her in… " I growled to Deidara. "Fer real yo!?? (learned it from Kankuro) don't do something you'll regret!" "Why are you lecturing me!? I have a plan!" "I'm safe no where!!" whimpered Deidara.
Moments later…
"I've brought her…" "Kim!!" was Krista's determined response. "One tracked mind." Temari commented. "Why—more importantly—HOW did you come here?" I questioned. "Well…"
FLASHBACK! Krista's P.O.V.
I left Shikamaru's apartment, thinking wildly. Kathryn's busy as Hokage… Naruto's with Hinata today… Shikamaru's doing a mission… and my only communications with Kim has been severed! "I'll go talk to Mojo!!" I declared. I grabbed my phone and dialed her number. "Y'know… you should visit Kim. She's always visiting you… you don't have to wait!" Moj's inspirational advice said. "Nice thinking!" "I know!" "But… I don't know how to get there…" "I'll send you a map. One of the Akatsuki members can deliver it." she told me. "You're amazing, Moj!" "I know."
END FLASHBACK
Hmmm… damn Mojo. Ruining my plans!... "So, can I see Kimmy now?" Krista asked eagerly.
Krista's P.O.V.
SLAM! I was locked in a secret, underground jail cell below the Kazekage mansion. Who knew? "Why did you lock me up??" I wailed. "What did I do? I want a lawyer!!!" Gaara walked up the steps, away from me, ignoring me and putting his key in his pocket. "Shikamaru will be here in 3 days to pick you up… so you don't cause chaos and we don't lose you… you'll stay here…" "Nooooo!! Gaara!! Let me out! I'll be good, I swear!!" but he left. He has no mercy. "I'll help you." Came a mysterious, calm voice from somewhere deeper inside the jail. Shino! "You can't get out by yourself." He told me. "As we're speaking, my bugs are getting us out of here." "Cool!" I exclaimed. As we waited, we made small talk. "Why are you here?" was the most nagging question I had. "Er… well…" he began, "… Kankuro wanted a rematch and I got in trouble…" "Wow… I've never seen you talk so much!" I remarked. But, it seems he got offended. That was the end of our conversation.
Later…
"Alright, we're free." He told me. "YAY!!" "Now leave me alone." He went in a different direction. "I must find Kim!" I thought out loud.
Moments later…
"Whaaaaat!??" I walked up to a snowman!! "A snowman in Suna!??" "I'm melting! Please help me!!" "Woah! It talked!! It's like Frosty the Snowman!!" "My name's Mathilda." She told me. "Mathilda?... but you're not a snowman at school…" "I guess you can say it's my ninja power…" "SO COOL!!" XD then I heard a very familiar voice. "I could've sworn I heard my Hurricane Twin's voice!!..." "Kim!!" I said, turning around to face her. "Krista!!" she said in response. I jumped onto her back, eyes glowing. "Mission accomplished!!!!" "You made me a mission?..." "And I have a NEW mission!" I informed her. "We must save Mathilda from melting!!" "Thank you…" she said weakly.
Kim's P.O.V.
Plan #1
Krista and I were running back and forth, bring huge ice cubes that were very important in keeping the people living in Suna cool. "We must bring her all the ice in Suna!!" Krista yelled. "Popsicles and freezeies count!" but, I saw that it wasn't working… ah! I have an idea!
Plan #2
"Maybe if we show her pictures of cold things, she'll think cold thoughts, and stay cold!!" I said. Penguin. Ice cream. Christmas tree. Sled. Krista looked up from quickly drawing the random pictures and asked "is any of this working?" "….. No…" was Mathilda's truthful answer.
Plan #3
We had plugged in a fan and placed it in front of Mathilda. "This one's a good one…" I commented proudly. "yeah." said Krista in agreement. Unfortunately, little did we know those horrible High Officials were using some appliances…
In High Official's room…
A laptop was clicking away, blaring the radio and the TV. They were also using a fan and had numerous lights on. One of them was cooking cookies in an oven and they had a washing machine and a lava lamp going.
And so there was a black out. "Aw crap!" I said in the total darkness. "Do you have a flashlight?" Krista asked. "I'm melting!!" was Mathilda's concerned voice.
Seconds later (the lights are on again)…
"Wait here! I've got an AWESOME idea!" "Ok!!" I replied and waited with Matilly.
Plan #4
"Using Temari's fan, I will be able to keep her cold!!" Krista declared, holding Temari's fan triumphantly in her hands. "I wonder why Temari would leave her fan lying around…" I pondered out loud. "Maybe 'cause she didn't think anyone would steal it." Matilly said. "Here I go!" Krista announced. "We're not stealing," I told Matilly. "It's borrowing (without asking)! To save YOU!!" with a big wave of Temari's gigantic fan, Matilly went flying into the air. "NOOOOO!!!" we yelled in despair. "New mission!" yelled Krista as we both ran despertatly in pursuit. "Save Matilly from going splat!!" "Or from getting lost and melting alone." I added. "This fan is so heavy!" Krista complained. Then she had taken flight, riding Temari's fan, quickly floating away. "I better get Temair…" I remarked. "And Gaara… oh dear…"
(Meanwhile…) Shikamaru's P.O.V.
"Why did Krista go to Suna? So troublesome." I said somewhat angrily, trudging through the desert. Suddenly, I spotted something flying towards me… what… what is it. I squinted my eyes… O.O AHHH! IT'S TEMARI'S FAN!! TEMARI'S AFTER ME!! Ex-girlfriend NOOOooooo! "Why Suna!? Couldn't you have traveled to Mist Village are a SAFE place!??? (Kim- oh, yeah 'cause Mist is so safe). Or better yet, Hokage mansion!??" I demanded aloud.
100 meters up in the air (Krista's P.O.V.)
Why is Shikamaru running away from me? Does he think I'm Temari? "No, No! Shikamaru! It's me! Krista!" I called down. He still ran, must not have heard me.
Back to Shikamaru (Shikamaru's P.O.V.)
Why is it my P.O.V. again!? EH!? AND WHY IS TEMARI STANDING IN FRONT OF ME!? She's supposed to be flying after me on the fan!? "What are you doing here?" she demanded. "But… but… why are… who's up….??" I couldn't even form a question… and then I saw it. Kim running after the fan screaming, "Krista!!" Oh crap…
After Krista was brought down (Kim's P.O.V.)
As soon as Krista was safe, Temari began scolding her. "Never take my fan AGAIN!" Temari yelled. "Wahh! But it was important!" my Hurricane Twin argued. Shikamaru, as soon as the scolding was done, began to beg forgiveness. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought you were Temari, so I ran!" he explained. Bad move. My sister-in-law immediately leapt on him in anger, "YOU WOULD RUN FROM ME!?" Shikamaru, as any respectable man would do, cowered in fright. This appearance didn't impress Krista. "I thought Shikamaru could finally be like a knight in shining armor…" she stated. I nearly fell on the floor in laughter. "Like that could ever happen," I snorted. "It could," Krista argued. "Nope," I retorted. "YES!" she persisted. "Nope!" I insisted. "One day," she claimed. "Never!" I concluded. Shikamaru even agreed with me, he pointed at himself questioningly and said: "me?" And so, Krista and Shikamaru returned to Konoha… and things turned back to normal… "AM I GOING TO BE AN AUNT SOON!?" "NO!"