AN: dis storey iz getin soooo hawt. i wunder hoo elz wll sho up? fangz again to crowe!
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Ghost Pepper took a bite of his pizza sadly (its goffik because tomatoes can't eat tomato sauce. its cannibalism!). "We were so hot too."
it did sound pretty hot. kinda. Except I'm supposed to date Uno, not fucking Ghost Pepper, who isn't even that hot, really. "I can't believe this!" I said angrily, throwing my fork (that's English for chopsticks) down. "He just asked me out this morning!"
Ghost Pepper sad saidly, "it was a year ago. we didn't know you then."
"Do you still love him?!" I accused. "OMFG you do!" I stood up and took off running (I can do that, I have legs) away.
"Voided Cred'et Card, wait! You left your three days grace lunchbox!"
Oh. My. Satan. I stopped and turned back to face him. He was so uncool! I can't believe I thought he was hot!1 "It's a bento!" I screamed at him. I grabbed my lunchbento and ran back to the studio, crying.
"Voided Cred'et Card, what's wrong?" Uno stopped me.
I snapped. "You didn't tell me you and ghost pepper dated!"
"that was back when he still went by bob." Uno said. "We broke up because he was a total poser. He's not even goffik, he just started that to get me back and it didn't work because I knew it was totally fake."
"He's so lame." I said depressingly.
"He is." Uno said. We both laughed and I felt better. "Wanna drink some drugs and cigarrettes?"
"yea totally." I said, and we went and sat down and started doing it (drugs). Pa Grape frowned at us but everybody else was doing it too so I just flipped him off.
"You're not my real dad!" Uno yelled at him, and I think he flipped him off too but its really hard to tell.
"yeah why is he called pa anyway?"
"He's my dad but he's not my dad." Uno said explainingly. "He actually adopted me."
"And your brothers, right? The other scallions?"
"What? oh. we aren't related. They have dads. unlike me. my parents were killed by you know who."
"no i don't know, who?"
"you know."
"no i just got here."
"they were killed by youknowwho."
"but i don't know who!"
"His name is Youknowho."
"Thats a dumb name." Voided Credet Car'd Manic Pixie Goff Gurl 666 Vischer Way said.
"it is." Uno agreed sollemmly. "i hate him. he made me an orphan. thats why I'mso depressed."
"depression is hot."
"yes but its also serious. its ruined my life."
"yeah but it's also hot."
"yeah I guess. wish i had parents though."
"when did Youknowwho youknowwhat'd your parents?" I asked.
"six months ago."
"aren't you like twenty-something?"
"yeah? and then Pa Grape adopted me."
"But you're an aadult?"
"yeah that's why he's so old"
"Okay I guess" I said and I looked over. Lunt and Nezzer were makin out and smoking. "we should od that."
"We are doing that." Uno said smokily and held up a cigarette.
"No the making out part."
"oh. Ok I guess." Uno glummed. "if you want to."
we kissed a little but it wasn't really hot. maybe I should have made out with ghost pepper even though he's not really goff or even that hot so I could compair.
I pulled away. uno really did seem depressed, and not in a hot way. gross. I'm a good person though so I tried to cheer him up. "what are you going to wear to the concert tonight?"
"I dunno. clothes I guess."
I laughed but he didn't.
"well if you wear clothes it'll be sexier when i take them off you 2night."
"yeah I guess." uno sighed.
"I'm going to wear a leather jacket and a purple button-up shirt with a red-and-black-striped tie and a red mini skirt, and maybe a red crop top I don't know."
"yeah. me too I guess." uno said not really paying attention, which is confusing because everybody always pays attention to me so I didn't really know what to do.
"well... thanks for the drugs I guess."
"you too." Uno got up and left, and I sighed. I finished drinking the cigarretes and looked over at Lunt and Nezzer. they looked like they were having fun. I was mad at them. "stupid preps." I said. Lunt was goff but Nezzer was a prep, and since they were both dating it made them both preps. It's the law of geoff. also I was a little jealous. i was supposed to be making out with a hot goff. worst day ever.
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