AN: omfg guyz i no deprussion iz rel n vrry sirius. dats y uno haz deprussion! anywey fuk u (fangz to crowe th rel goff u get it) prepz stopp flamming!

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I showed up to meet Uno outside of work. he was driving a herse. I was so totally excited. He got out of the car and I was shocked. He was wearing a red miniskirt and a red crop top and a leather jacket and a red and black tie and all the things I said I was wearing! And he looked almost hotter than I did in them which was not okay. I was pissed.

"I told u that's what I was wearing." I said when I stomped over to him.

"And I said me too, probably."

"I thoughtyou weren't listening." I said.

"Well it doesn't matter you aren't wearing it anyway."

I was wearing blue lipstick and had spraypainted blue streaks in my hair and was wearing blue leather shorts and a black leather turtleneck. My furry black booths were really hot. literally. it was really hot out but real goffs don't sweat so its fine.

"Yeah but you didn't know that I changed my mind after trying it on."

he stared at me. i staired back.

"are you ready to go?" I said annoyed. I putmy hands on my hips.

"Yea." he said. "But you have to sit in the back. My notdad insisted on coming."

"ew that's lame. Is he a Three Days Grace fan even?"

"idk I don't really talk to him."

I sat down in the back of the car and pouted, crossing my arms. this was so lame.

"Scallion 1ne says you're a big Three Days Grace fan Kendall." pa said.

"My name is -"

"Oh i'm sorry. ot's Voided Credet Car'd now right? well, that's all right. I've thought about changing my name before."

"What's your name." I asked.

"Pa."

"No your real name." I rolled my eyes.

"that is my real name. my parents named me pa. pa grape. feels too late to change it now."

"your embarassing me." Uno hissed as he drived the car very fast.

"you know I got Uno into three days grace. I was the original fan."

"Yeh? when u adopted him? When Youknowwho-"

"We don't mention that. it seems to upset Scallion One."

"Call me Uno."

"Sorry, it upsets Uno. Are you ok Uno? You need to take a minute? You want me to drive?"

"They took away your license, Pa."

"didn't take away my memory of how."

breaking the law was pretty goff. Pa Grape was actually kinda cool for an old guy. i see where uno gets it.

"I'm fine." Uno said.

"Why don't we put in the casete and give it a listen?" Pa suggested

"my bff is named Casete" I said, "spelled with an i."

"cassetes aren't even in anymore." Uno said and I could hear his eye roll but because i was in the stupid backseat I couldn't see how hot and sexy it was.

Pa Graep put in the tape anyway. I new the tracklist by hart. Burn shouldve been the first song on the tape but it started on just like you. I like that one a lot but its not as cool as time of dying from their new cd. I bought it as soon as it came out and i listen every day. its been about a month of listening to one-x over and over (an: getit? just like da song!1).

we all started to sing along and even uno joined in. he has a beautiful signing voice. we got to the concert and i saw Cassidi there and also Ghost Pepper. thye were hanging out with that new girl Petunia Rhubarb. even her name was preppi. I was confused but lerry was flirtin with either Petunia or Cassidi or Ghost Pepper and I couldn't tlel who. Uno pulled me away from pa grape and when we were far away said, "sorry about him"

"he was kinda cool"

"relly?"

"yeah like for an old guy. he was kinda goff."

"I gess. idk."

"we shuld just enjoy da concert" I sed. I likd cebolleta numero uno, but i kinda was stil mad that ghostpepper was a pozer. petunie robert was probablee flirti ng wit him. shez not a cool goff lik me but shez prety. for a prep. id date her in a not gey wey if she waz goff. wut if bob likd her? wut even is a tru goff? hez hot anywey.

i looked over as gasped

cassidi was makin out with ghost pepper!11!\

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