AN: tanks 4 reding evn tho all most no1 haz lefft any revues. btw Crowe i saw ur revue - y r u so rood?!11 bob iz a hawt pece of azz wtf iz ur prob?! lest i wuz lettin cassidi mak out wif a hawt goff guy!11! u r bein a real pozr rn :(
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anywey i gapesd
cassidi was macking out wif bob da tometo. i can tell she waz todally in2 him. but den i heard ghost pepper sey
"i cant be wif u cassidi i luv voided credet car'd mor. shez a real goff and is wey cooler den u."
cassidi cried and begged ghost pepper to luv her back becuz he was soooooo hawt and sexy but bob refuzed
and den every1 (even petunie hoo definitely seemd a lil mor goff suddenlee) agreed that gost pepper was 2 hot and goff 4 cassidi and left
anywey
Me and Uno listened to Three Days Grace perform and it was totally awesome. Uno and I screamed the lyrics to Home but then he started crying after the song and excused himself. it wasn't very sexy, so I moved seats until I found Petunie Roberts or whatever her name is.
"Hi!" she said all preppy and cheerfully. "I'm Petunia Rhubarb!"
"hi. I'm Voided Credet Car'd Manic Pixi- I'm Void."
"Nice to meet you Void!"
"Evil to make your acquaintense." I said, because it sounded goff-er. She looked confused and dumb and also like a lost puppy dog. "Sre you goff?"
"What's goff?"
"Goffik." I said. "If you have to ask the answer's no."
"Okay. Well, uh, that's nice."
"but you should... you'd look better with black hair. maybe." I said goffikly. "less preppy."
"I don't know what that means either."
"Are you and Lerry dating?"
"oh, no, we're just good friends, really." she said with a giggle. a very very preppy gross giggle. i hated it. i liked that she wasnt dating Lerry though.
"Are you datin anyone?" I look over her outfit. It needed more blakc.
"No, why?"
"Idk just curious. So u like TDG?"
"Yes, of course! They're my favorite band! Well, second favorite. My first favorite is -"
"My Cehmical Roamance?" I guessed excitedly.
"No! they're fine, but... my favrot band is Boyz in the Sink!"
My lips curled in disgust. how could anyone like dat preppy boy band? "we're best friendz now." i said. "after the show do you wanna come bac to my place for a goffik makeover and listen to MCR?"
"Sure! I just met you recently and never spoke to you before today but i can't possibly see how that would be a bad idea!"
we listnd 2 da banned 2gether. we ignored unoh, becuz he waz cring and not in a goff wey. after da sho I sed,
"Did u drive heer?"
"No I got a ride from Lerry."
"Ew."
"Who did you ride with?"
"Uno and his goff not-dad Pa Crepe."
"oh its so sad what happened to unos parents. they never saw that semitruck coming. they were just shopping in hot topic 4 cool MCR shirts and... the semitruck didnt use a turn signal. no warning."
"yeh he said Youknowwho was driving it."
"Youknowwho? Oh. right. yeah we're not supposed to talk about it anyway. it only happened six months ago."
"I thot he was sexy and goff but hez just sad all da time."
"his parents died. so yeah."
I roll my eyes. "well thats not my problem."
"we all agreed at the company to just... support him. hes going through a lot."
I roll my eyes agian. "anywey they're my ride but have lerry drop u off at my place. it's 666 nawrocki rd in bumblyburg."
"oh is that the big house decorated with spiderwebs and all black and has the graves in the front?"
"Yeh and the pentagon."
"you mean pentagrams," she said with another preppy gigle.
i rolled my eyez so hard it hurt. "yeh Ive got doze 2. anywey see u there."
i went back to uno and sed, "r u ready 3 go?"
"yeah. I guess. it was a good show."
"yeh it waz very goffik."
"Where'd u go?"
"I waz talkin to Petunie." i said noneofhisbusinessly. "shez hawt 4 a prep."
uno got all sadlike. "u lik her?"
"ew no. not like dat. she'z a prep."
"u sed she was hawt."
"sew? i hav eyez. she iz hawt."
"do u liek her moar den me?"
"mebee. i don't kno her yeet."
"i waz thinkin... do u wanna have seggs?"
"omfg" i sed, but i didnt feel excited. "mebey sum otter time. petunie and i r goin to have a goff night."
"oh. dats cool. um..."
"just drop me off at 666 Nawrocki Rd."
"The goff house with the pentagon?"
"Yeh nobody ever noticez the pentagon. tankyou."
we got in the car. pa crepe said, "boy do I love TDG. That is a good band. Wasn't it a good band, Uno?"
Uno sighed all sighingly and sadly. "yeah, they were good."
"thanks for coming Voi'ded Cr'e'd'et C'a'r'd. uno really needs a good friend like you."
"yeh. a friend." i sed. "thanks 4 takin me, Uno. it was fun."
uno and his notdad talked about da show on the drive back. all i could think about was how hawt petunie was gonna look goff. I waz already thinking of a new goff name for her. spiderweeb. fang. poizonus. persephone.
den it hit me. the wife of da god of da underworld? persephone waz perfectly goff. she even lived in hell!11 it waz perfect. i waz gonna make petunie - no, perzephoni - da hawtest coolezt goff ever.
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