Chapter Three: Awkward Reintroductions: Lane and Linka

Lane took a deep breath. He knew Maggie and Benny would both be home and he was nervous about showing himself the way he was to them. He could explain that he wasn't really a man inside, that in his heart and mind, she was still a woman. But she still looked like a man. And she had checked. Physically she was one. He learned that the hard way when Lynn kicked him between the legs when they got into an argument. Male hormones weren't easy to deal with, especially when they're all dumped on you at once.

Lane thought he was going to throw up from the pain. He opened the door and went inside.
"Hey, Mags! Hey, Benny!" Lane said.

"Hey! You can't just walk in here, why didn't the droids stop you at the gate?" Maggie demanded.
"Mags, it's me! Luan!" Lane protested. Maggie was silent for a long, long moment, her mouth agape.

"Okay, what is the name of our business?"

"Funny Business, of course!" Lane protested.
"When did we first meet?"
"At your thirteenth birthday. Linky was originally hired to perform, but he bombed like nobody's business and he had to call me to drag his ass out of the gutter." Lane said.

"Oh, my God, it really is you." Maggie groaned.

"What kind of prank are you pulling this time? It's not April Fools' Day for another three months almost." Maggie said.

"No, no, no! No pranks. This isn't funny." Luan said, explaining what happened. Benny came into the house from his family's home about halfway through and Luan started over for his benefit.

"Whoa… This is… Crazy… Lisa really created a gender switching machine?" Benny gasped.

"I know, right? I don't even have any puns for this situation. If you wanna take a gender though, I'll let you. We are married after all." Lane said. Maggie groaned.

"So you do have a pun for the situation." Maggie said. She'd become less cynical over the years, but she still dressed mostly in dark colors and had a fairly flat affect.
"Sorry, Mags. I couldn't help myself." Lane said.

"Well… That's fine. I've always wondered what you'd look like as a guy." Maggie said, showing Lane some pictures she'd drawn of a genderbent Luan.

"Hm… Not bad. You wanna draw me like one of your French girls?" Lane laughed.

"Okay, okay. We all saw Titanic." Maggie rolled her eyes, but smiled at Lane. At least he was keeping a good sense of humor about it.

"… You two wanna double penetrate me?" Maggie asked bluntly. Benny spat out his tea as she said that, gasping and coughing. Of all the things he expected Maggie to say, that wasn't one of them. Honestly, it had been more of a shift from his normal life than he'd expected to be in a poly relationship with two girls. His parents had been fairly accepting about it and while Maggie's mother had taken some time to come around about it, she was fairly good humored about it now.

But then, it had always been him and two girls. Luan and Maggie had toys, but that was mostly for when they were with each other. He had made it clear he wasn't interested in being penetrated himself, so they didn't use the toys when he was involved in the sex.

"You okay, Benny Boy?" Maggie asked.

"Y-yeah… Yeah, of course… Sure, we can try it." Benny said. He'd never really considered doing something like that. But of all the things, this was an interesting option.

"Alright, you two. You ready?" Maggie asked, kissing both Lane and Benny on the lips.

"Y-yeah…" Benny said nervously. He didn't want to hurt Maggie. Would he be penetrating her vagina or her butt? Was she even ready for anal sex?

"Are-are you sure you're ready for this, Maggie?" Benny asked.

"Oh, yeah. Luan has used toys on my butt. It's probably close enough to this that I'll be fine. If it gets to be too much, I'll tell you two to stop." Maggie said, stripping herself. Maggie had always had generous assets. From the time she was young, she had developed early. It had caused her to become withdrawn because of the unwanted attention it got her. But with friends like Luan and Benny, who she later started dating, high school went pretty well for her. Lane smirked, kissing Maggie passionately on the lips.

"Well, your kissing game is still pretty good. Let's see how your dick is." Maggie grinned.

She pulled his pants down, looking at him. Lane had the inexplicable urge to cover himself. He'd been dating Maggie for years. They'd seen each other in every state of undress, had sex in multiple positions with lots of toys, sometimes all three of them at once… But she'd never had a penis before. She felt strangely vulnerable, being stared at like this.

No, I have to get over it. It's fine. Maggie may be a little harsh sometimes, but she won't make fun of me. I'm sure of it. Lane thought to himself.

"Not bad. You ready, big guy?" Maggie asked, kissing the tip of Lane's penis, flicking her tongue over it. Lane moaned lightly as she kissed along it, slowly moving her tongue.
"Someone likey. You like being a guy?" Maggie breathed, opening her mouth and taking him in, still using her tongue. Lane was panting now, growling as he finished in her mouth.

"Hm… Wasn't expecting it to be quite so fast, but that's okay.

"You ready, Benny?" Maggie asked. Benny nodded, stroking Maggie's head as she gave him a blowjob as well, giving Lane a chance to recharge.

After Benny finished, she opened up a page on her phone and showed it to both of them.

"Okay, so I recommend you both lube up pretty generously. Article says this is going to be tight, having both of you inside me. Best to wear condoms as well. Anal sex has some definite risks if you're not protected." Maggie said. They both put on condoms and added some extra lube.

"Okay, now, if you can, lift me between you and push in. It's alright if you don't get it perfectly the first time. No judgements." Maggie said.

As it happened, it took almost five minutes of trying, stroking themselves back to hardness and trying again to get inside and then another two minutes to get the rhythm down.

"Mmmgfgggg!" Maggie snarled, gasping as they moved inside her.
"O-ohh-ohhhhh!" Maggie gasped and panted. This was just as amazing as she'd hoped it would be. She took turns kissing each of them passionately as they moved inside her, bringing her to climax much faster than she expected. Lane finished next and continued to hold Maggie up while Benny finished.

"If you two are able… Take a break first." Maggie said. It was clear she'd been thinking about and planning this for a while. Whether she ever expected Luan to turn into a man, Lane didn't know. Probably not. Who could plan for something like that? But she seemed to have a good idea of what to do in such a situation. Of course, in Maggie's mind, Luan would have just been using a strap-on.

Finally, the two of them were ready again.
"Okay, you want to switch places?" Maggie asked. Benny was already a bit tired. This had been far more physical exertion than he'd planned on. But he got up and helped lift Maggie up again, kissing her lovingly on the lips. They'd already put on their condoms and lubed up and pushed into her again. This time, it didn't take as long. They got the rhythm down more quickly.

When they finished, they all took turns taking a shower and then climbed into bed together. Benny was glad nobody asked him to have sex with Lane. He loved Luan, but he wasn't going to have sex with a guy. He accepted that Luan was pansexual. And he was sure they accepted that he was straight.

-0-

"Whoa… Now this is something I didn't think I'd ever see…" Jordan chuckled.
"A hot, female version of Lincoln. Hey there, cutie." Jordan said. Linka blushed slightly.
"H-hey… It's me, Lincoln… I-I mean, obviously you know that. Who else would come when Lincoln called you to have a meet up… I-I mean…" Linka blushed even more heavily.

"Hey, it's alright. Let's get somewhere private and we can just chat. I'm sure this is going to be a really interesting story." Stella said, taking Linka's hand while Jordan took her other hand.

They went to Jordan's house, which was empty at the moment and went up to Jordan's room.
"Okay, Linc. So what happened? And make the story juicy." Jordan smirked.

"Oh, well… The story is already juicy as fuck. Christmas break was going pretty normally. Pop Pop and Granny Myrtle came over. We all talked about how our lives were going. You know, Luna and Sam were planning to have kids. Well, they still are. But that's kind of on hold for the moment." Linka said.

"How come?"
"That part I'm getting to. Lisa was… Is working on this incredible machine that, get this… Changes someone's gender. Well, switches it, it seems. From male to female or vice versa." Linka said. She was satisfied at their gasps of being impressed.

"Yeah, well… She was running some self-diagnostic scans on the machine I guess and the machine overloaded and shocked the whole house.

"The electricity went out and when it came back on, we were all the opposite gender, including Mom and Dad. We're all making out as best we can. Honestly, I can't say I look bad as a girl." Linka smirked, flipping her hair and winking at Jordan and Stella, who blushed heavily at Linka's flirty gesture.

"Yeah. I like being a guy. As soon as Levi gets the machine right, I'm going back to being a guy. But I look good in girl clothes and honestly, this doesn't feel as weird as it did at first." Linka said.

"Wonder what Clyde will say when he sees you?" Jordan chuckled.

There was always sort of a bromance between the two best friends. Would it become romantic when he saw Linka?

"He'd be surprised, but I doubt anything will change between us. We're still best friends." Linka said.

"Okay. You ever wanted to try lesbian sex?" Jordan teased, kissing Linka lightly, causing the white haired girl to blush.

She leaned in slightly to Jordan's kiss before pulling away.

"I-I'm not so sure about this. What if having sex solidifies my new gender or something?" Linka asked.

"You've been watching too many hentais. That's not science." Jordan said.

"Well, neither was a gender switching machine until Lisa made it." Linka said.

"So you're saying you don't want Jordan and I to make love to you?" Stella asked. Linka hesitated for a long moment before kissing Stella eagerly.

"We can try it." Linka said, squealing lightly as Jordan unbuttoned her shirt, kissing her chest.

"Mmm… I love your cute little boobies." Jordan teased, pinching Linka's nipples, causing the white haired girl to gasp. Lincoln's nipples had been a weak point for him. Obviously they were for Linka too.

"J-Jordan… O-ohhh… Ss-Stella!" Linka gasped as the two of them overwhelmed her with kisses and touches.

"Are we going too fast, Linc?" Jordan teased, pulling away.
"N-nnooo… D-don't… Don't s-stop…" Linka begged as Stella kissed Linka on the lips again, her hand trailing down, hiking up Linka's skirt, teasing her between her legs. Linka's leg jerked the second Stella touched her there.

"Mmmmmmmm!" Linka snarled as Jordan kissed her chest.

"You want to scissor?" Stella asked.

"Or maybe you want to be eaten out… But only if you do the same for me." Jordan cooed lightly.

"B-both?" Linka breathed. Jordan chuckled.

"Greedy Linky. Okay. Stella, you scissor with her while I get eaten out by her. Then we'll switch." Jordan said. Stella nodded, high fiving Jordan and stripping, intertwining her legs with Linka and beginning to move.

"M-mmmmm! Y-yeahhh…" Linka gasped. Stella moaned as well. It was nice to bring Lincoln into girl-on-girl. She wasn't sure how long it would take Lisa to fix her mistake. But until she did, she and Jordan had Linka with them. The sex went on for almost forty minutes, only ending when Jordan's mother came home and knocked on the door. Jordan hurried to get dressed while the other two did the same.

"H-hey… Mom…" Jordan breathed.

"Who's in there with you?" Mrs. Wickham asked.
"Oh! Lincoln and Stella. We're just having a homebound date." Jordan said.

"That's nice. Have them come down with you when you're ready. I have Christmas gifts for the two of them." She said. She knew about Jordan being with Lincoln and Stella and she had been surprisingly open about it.

Finally, Linka and Stella were ready and the three went downstairs.

"Hey… Umm… Have we met?" Mrs. Wickham asked Linka.
"Oh well I know I don't look like it. But I'm Lincoln. Lab accident at home. Lisa's newest invention." Linka said. Mrs. Wickham nodded.

"Well, okay. Merry Christmas to you two." She said, handing Linka and Stella a box.

"Thanks, Mrs. Wickham." They said, opening their gifts. She'd gotten a game for Stella for her Switch Turbo and for Linka, she'd gotten a comic book that Lincoln had been looking for for a while.
"Whoa! How'd you get this? I've been looking for this for over two years! They don't have any copies where I look for them!" Lincoln exclaimed.

"I have a friend in TC Comics. They had some spare copies they were willing to part with." Mrs. Wickham said.

"Merry Christmas, Mrs. Wickham." Linka said. Stella repeated the sentiment.
"Okay, you go out and have fun. Don't drop your comic or get it wrinkled." She joked.

"Oh, I won't." Linka said, getting a box out of her backpack and putting the comic in it.

She kept a plastic box in her backpack just in case she got new comics that she needed to protect. The three went out for a walk, all holding hands with each other. Linka was in the middle, her right hand in Jordan's, her left hand in Stella's.