Snips And Snails Kind Of Helps Out
Like any other day in Ponyville, every pony is out and about doing their normal things and living a happy life. Many of the ponies.
On this day, two Pegasus, Thunderlane, with his younger brother Rumble, were out flying around Ponyville. "Thanks for taking me out, big bro!" Rumble said. "Thanks," Thunderlane replied, "When we're done flying, you can go and do whatever you want." "Thanks!" Rumble replied and the two kept on flying around.
Rainbow Dash watched the two. "Glad they're having fun today," she said with a smile.
Nearby, two unicorn colts, Snips and Snails, were trying to use magic on a small bush. They were not good with magic; actually, they're both lousy with magic. "Try again," Snails said as Snips tried his magic on the bush, but nothing had happened.
"Trying to turn it into a beautiful tree is hard work!" Snips groaned. Still, nothing happened.
Meanwhile, Rumble had just settled down. He decided to walk around to go exploring. "Ponyville is always a nice place," Rumble said, "It is wonderful here. Yes, I know that." But that's when he'd bumped into another pony. "Sorry," Rumble said upon realizing his mistake.
But unfortunately, Rumble had ran into the wrong pony. "Watch where you going, foal!" the pony, unfortunately named Smarty Nerd shouted, "You've got wings, use them!" "But," Rumble said. "Move it, tiny!" Smarty Nerd shouted, walking past Rumble. Then he mumbled, "Stupid nuisance."
This upset Rumble and that's when Snips and Snails took notice of what just happened. "Poor kid," Snips said.
Snails walked up to Rumble and said, "Are you okay, Rumble?" "Yes," Rumble answered, "I just made that pony angry."
"Don't worry," Snips said, "That pony is just in a bad mood. And we know that you're not a nuisance." "You a wonderful pony," Snails said. "Thanks," Rumble said, trying to feel better, "You guys are great. Thanks." "Don't let him get to you," Snails said, "And trust yourself."
"I will," Rumble answered, "Thank you for the best." "We do," Snips said. "I'll go now," Rumble said and he ran off, being more careful not to run into any other ponies. "Take care," Snips said.
And that's when ideas had popped into Snips and Snails' heads. "Why don't we go help that Smarty Nerd whatever?" Snails suggested. "Great idea!" Snips answered. The two unicorn colts decided that they are going to help Smarty Nerd with his day.
Meanwhile, Smarty Nerd had done his normal everyday life in his home. With no remorse for what he'd said to Rumble. When he was using his magic to adjust his chandelier when he heard a knock at the door. The jerk opened the door to see that it's Snips and Snails.
"Can I help you?" Smarty Nerd asked the two colts. "We've come to help," Snails said. And the two walked into Smarty Nerd's house.
"Yes," Snips agreed, "The two colts, ready to help be of service." "What do you clowns have in mind?" Smarty Nerd asked rudely.
At that moment, he had walked right underneath his chandelier which he had just finished adjusting. "Like this," Snails said, and he used his unicorn magic on the chandelier. "That way," Snips said.
However, Snails used his magic to rip the chandelier from the ceiling and dropped it on Smarty Nerd, smashing it into pieces. "Looks like the ceiling is cleared," Snails said nervously. Smarty Nerd just groaned.
Despite that, Snips and Snails continued on what they are doing. Although they've claimed to be helping Smarty Nerd, what ended up happening instead is a series of chaos.
Every time Smarty Nerd tried to rearrange his furniture, Snips or Snails tried to help him, but they ended up breaking the furniture. At one point, when Smarty Nerd was moving a couch upstairs, Snails used his magic to push the couch down stairs, crushing Smarty Nerd underneath it.
"Well," Snails said, "Can't help it." "Yes," Snips agreed. "You did that on purpose, you idiots!" Smarty Nerd shouted.
Later, Snips accidently used his magic to move Smarty Nerd's icebox and tosses it at him, crushing Smarty Nerd yet again and destroying his icebox. "Looks like you have an ice day," Snips said to Smarty Nerd. "My food!" Smarty Nerd cried.
For the next hour or two, Snips and Snails continued to destroy Smarty Nerd's house, even though they claim to be helping the arrogant jerk.
After Snips and Snails had wrecked Smarty Nerd's bedroom, he'd finally had enough. "Maybe it'd look better if," Snips said but then they got picked up by magic.
"That's it!" Smarty Nerd shouted, "You two retards are done!" "But we're not finished yet!" Snails said, but Smarty Nerd used his magic to throw the two colts out of his ruined house.
"You two are failures!" Smarty Nerd shouted, "Now get lost and let me live my life! You two say you're smart at helping other ponies! You've proven me wrong for the umpteenth time! Period! Now I mean it! GET LOST!"
He then slammed the door. "He sounds angry," Snips said. "I know," Snails agreed, "But we're not giving up on making him happy!" "Yes," Snips agreed, "And I know just what to do." The two unicorn colts walked off to the Everfree Forest.
Later, Smarty Nerd is still trying to rebuild his house. Then he heard a knock at the door yet again. Upon hearing this, Smarty Nerd, still angry with Snips and Snails 'helping', stomped to his front door and opened it. Of course, he saw the two unicorn colts.
"What do you two morons want?!" Smarty Nerd asked, starting to get even more angrier. "We're going to try again," Snails said, "With this Orthros!" "It's a two headed dog!" Snips said, "We'd thought you'd like to take care of it. We're still trying to make you happy?"
"WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA, BRAINLESS?!" Smarty Nerd shouted, loosing his patience. "We're still trying to be best friends," Snails said. He tied a leash from the Orthros to Smarty Nerd. "Remove this fleabag from my sight now!" Smarty Nerd demanded, "And let me get on with my life!"
"What?" Snips asked, but he ended up knocking down a nearby lamppost.
This spooked the Orthros and it, with Smarty Nerd, Snips and Snails still holding on its leash were dragged along with it for a wild ride. "Weee!" Snips and Snails said in excitement. Smarty Nerd just screamed in terror as the Orthros charged out of Ponyville and ran off into the Everfree Forest.
"Oh my," Fluttershy said upon seeing the Orthros. "Well, they are having a fun time," Rainbow Dash commented.
In the next few minutes, the Orthros had entered Canterlot. Many upper-class ponies in Canterlot were preparing for one of their usual fancy party. This, however, for some reason, frightens the Orthros even more.
As a result, the Orthros had gone berserk in Canterlot, destroying everything in its path. Snips, Snails and Smarty Nerd held on to their leashes with all of their strengths. "Wow!" Snips said, "This is more better than an amusement part!" "Yeah!" Snails said, "Like something, I don't know its name!"
"Get me off of this monster!" Smarty Nerd shouted, but to no avail. The scared Orthros had destroyed several party supplies upon going ballistic. It nearly ran over several of the upper class ponies and destroyed their homes in the process.
Some ponies tried to stop it, but to no avail. "Looks like Ponyville had put on a wonderful show for us after all," Jet Set said. "Yes," Upper Crust answered, "It's about time, even though this is realistic." The Orthros continued on with its rampage, until several animal control ponies and some of the royal guards managed to calm it down.
Before they did, though, the two-headed dog finally released its leash and tossed Snips, Snails, and Smarty Nerd all the way back to Ponyville.
Upon crashing in front of Smarty Nerd's home, the two colts were happy. "Wasn't that the best fun in the whole wide world?" Snails asked. "Yes!" Snails answered, "Let's get another one!" "I'll find-" Snips said, but then Smarty Nerd finally snaps at the two unicorn colts.
"LISTEN UP YOU TWO BRAINLESS RETARED IDIOTS OF EMPTY HEADS!" he screamed, "YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT PAIN TO ME ALL DAY AND NOW, YOU'RE EXCITED TO HAVE NEARLY KILLED ME?!" "Uh," Snips said, "So that means you're not happy?"
"NO I'M NOT!" Smarty Nerd shouted, "You are complete morons! Now get out of my sight! And never come to me ever again! Never set hoof into my house and never venture into my sight ever again! I MEAN NEVER!"
Snips and Snails finally realized what had happened. "Aw," Snails cried, "We've failed to make you happy today." "Yes," Snips agreed in a sad tone of voice, "We've failed. Come on, Snails. We'll try again tomorrow."
"Yes," Snails agreed, "Tomorrow is another day." "As long as I'm not involved in your stupid antics!" Smarty Nerd shouted.
He was about to go back into his still wrecked house when suddenly, Smarty Nerd saw a crowd of angry upper class ponies from Canterlot had surrounded his house.
"That's him!" one of the ponies, named Fancy Pants shouted, "He's the one on that two headed dog!" "And destroyed our lives and parties!" another pony named Fleur de Lis said. Every pony is angry with Smarty Nerd.
"Is he the idiot who said that awful thing about you, kid?" Thunderlane asked Rumble. "Yes!" Rumble answered, "That's that jerk!" Soon enough, another pony had walked by, led by the Mayor of Ponyville as well as Canterlot's officials.
That's when the pony walked towards Smarty Nerd. "This is Mr. Sour Tough talking to you now, stupid!" the pony said to Smarty Nerd, "Are you responsible for that Orthros that ran amuck in Canterlot today?!"
"Yes!" Smarty Nerd screamed, also loosing his mind, "I am, you freaking idiot!" "Okay," the pony named Mr. Sour Tough said, "Stupid, since you've confessed. Also, you have called me an idiot. I am sentencing you to 4 months of community service!"
"What?" Smarty Nerd replied upon receiving the summons demand. "Plus 5!" Mr. Sour Tough added, "Do the math, stupid! You are going to pay for the destruction of Canterlot! You figure it out, yourself, stupid!"
"Are you kidding me?!" Smarty Nerd asked. "What do you think, stupid!" Mr. Sour Tough asked, "You stupid, be in Canterlot starting tomorrow morning to clean up the mess, stupid!" This left Smarty Nerd stunned.
"And I'll be happy to give him to Pony Resource Management," Mr. Sour Tough mumbled.
The Pony Resource Management consisted on several of Mega Crusher and Super Crusher's friends. "It'll be so much fun giving him black eyes," one the tough ponies said. "What?!" Smarty Nerd replied, but he'd said no more.
That is when Snips and Snails walked up to him again, despite what he'd said them. They, too received summons and were sentenced to nine months of community service. "Looks like that guy approached you, too," Snails said, "And we've got the summons to go to Canterlot! Guess what that means?"
"We're going to go to work together!" Snips said excitedly, "Won't be fun? Serving other ponies!" "Yeah!" Snails said, "Like those royal guard of the alicorn princesses!"
"I know this will be fun!" Snips said, "We've been given another chance to make you happy! Well, see you tomorrow, Smarn Nerf! We will continue to try to make your life better!" "Ditto," Snails said. With that said, Snips and Snails left, preparing to go to work at Canterlot tomorrow. Smarty Nerd was left speechless.
Rainbow Dash watched everything. "Hah!" she scoffed, "That was Mr. Sour Tough for you! He treats the accused like they're unintelligent like Mountain Moron! What a lark!" "Yes," Thunderlane said, "Serves him right for what he did to Rumble." "Yeah, true," Rainbow Dash agreed, "Well, see you tomorrow."
"You too," Thunderlane replied, "Rumble?" "At least that Orthros is now being taken care of," Fluttershy added.
Soon enough, before going home, Rumble talked to Snips and Snails. "Thanks for helping me today," Rumble said to the two, "And thanks for trying to help that guy."
"We're happy to help other ponies," Snips said. "Yes," Snails agreed, "And we're going to continue that tomorrow!" "Hope to see you again," Rumble said, "Well, good night." "Night," Snips and Snails said and the three colts left to return home.
"Rumble," Thunderlane said to his younger brother, "I'll treat you to something special after today." "Thank you, brother," Rumble replied, "And thank you, Snips and Snails."
The two Pegasus ponies left to return to their home.
All this time, Smarty Nerd remained stunned. At one point, a hedgehog creature had walked into Smarty Nerd's house and raided his ruined icebox.
"Hmm," the hedgehog, named Grubber said, "Nothing of my desire, but oh well. Getting warm, though. I'm not going to complain too much."
Smarty Nerd is still too stunned to respond as Grubber took all of his food away. Smarty Nerd remained stunned for the rest of the day, even past midnight.