Authors note-the Cybertronian is translated into english for easy writing and reading so Bee using english to f with blitz and other people/bots speaking English will be in italics and bold "Blah"

"We're going to be heading back home soon, everyone start packing up!" Optiums called out to the park his team was spread out on most of them out of sight but not hearing range. "Ok, be there in a little!" Bumblebee called back "Ok Blitzbrain that was Bossbot calling us back so i've got to go" the smaller yellow mech said only to get no response as his boyfriend stared at him dumbfounded "Uh Blitz you good?" "Vhat the FRAG did jou just say" the triple changer grimaced "Uh that i'd be there to leave for base in a little why? WAIT I know why. You don't know english do you?" he grinded "Vhy vould i ever learn those pathti- uh small organics language?" He cut himself off not wanting to offend Bee by being rude about the organics. "Uhhh i don't know maybe because you live on their planet?" He snapped back "Bee come on we're going to leave really soon!" The prime called again "Oh Scrap! Sorry Blitzbrain but i gotta run!" he shouted, already running out of the grove and towards his leader.

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"Yo lover boy! you here yet?" Bumblebee called out into the large clearing in the forest. The spot had become his and Bitzwings favorite spot to meet up. "Vhat did jou just call me bug?" Blitz sneered using the old nickname to hopefully rile up Bee enough that he would stop using english and translate what he had already said. As he stepped out of the trees and into the main part of the grove."I called you Lover boy." The yellow mech smirked "and vhat is this Loover Boi?" Blitzwing terribly mispronounced. The smaller horned mech just stared at him for a while before bursting out laughing "It's pronounced Lover boy not Loover boi Idiot" "and now there's a new mystery word Idiot''He said like he was trying to taste it on his tongue. "Heh didn't even mean to say that one" Bee giggled. "Vell Vhat do they mean!?" Blitzwing snarled "Heh like i'd ever tell you that" Bumblebee joked with a smirk.

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"Vill jou just tell me vhat they mean for primus sake!' 'ya sure when pigs fly" the yellow bot chuckled "VHAT DID JOU JUST SAY" the triple changer yelled. "When pigs fly idiot." Bumblebee smirked. Leaning closer to Blitzwing with a slag eating grin stretching across his face. "I swear to Primus jou say that ONE MORE TIME and I vill murk you bug!"

"When pigs fly."

"Oh that's IT."

Blitzwing shouted his faceplate's spinning to Random while pining Bee to the ground. Before starting to tickle him "Maybe this vill make jou tell?" "Ha ha NEVER" the smaller bot giggled, starting to kick at the larger bot on top of his chest, in a feeble attempt to get him off. "Then i jess I vill just have to keep this up!" he smiled nudging his face into the crook of bees neck laying soft kisses on it.Which just tickled more. Making Bumblebee howl with laughter. "Hey Blitz brain get off!" "only when you tell me what jou have been saying!" he said in a singsong voice his smile seemingly breaking his face in two. "NEVER" Bumble barely managed to yell through his laughter. As he squirmed under Blitzwing. "Come one just teeelll me Hummel!" the larger one whined. "And why should I do that?" he chuckled "because you love me?" "Hmmm debatable." the yellow mech remarked as his boyfriend pulled up splaying a servo over his cockpit where his spark lay with a falsely hurt gasp. "You hurt me Liebling" he said, turning his face away from bumblebee. "Pfft you know i'm joking dear" "then vill jou pleeeeaaaase tell me what your saying?"

"Hmmm no."

'Frag you."

"Do it yourself."

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That small organic megatron keep around was a human right? Those spoke English, right? Maybe he could ask it what his Hummel had been saying? Blitzwing thought as he approached the small Human? He wasn't sure. "Human?" the human in question practically jumped into the air as he whipped around to look at the bot addressing him. "Umm yes?" he forced out with a fake smile. "You know how to speak and understand the language English correct?"he spoke "yes.. Why?' the small organic chirped bringing his hands up to his chest wringing them together. "Could you translate some words for me?" he questioned

"oh! Uh yes.. Yes of course… what do you want translated" he murmured " the words dear,idiot and the sayings when pigs fly and lover boy." the large triple changer stated "umm i believe those would roughly translate to dear,Blot brain and for the sayings the first one means to um means that it will never happen because pigs will never fly. I'm not really sure how to describe it but umm the second one should mean something around Sweet spark."he rambled "that makes sense.. Would you possibly teach me to say something else in english?" he said, an idea forming in his head. "Oh um what words?"

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"Hey idiot!" Bumblebee chuckled "ah yes hello idiot" Blitzwing grimace. Leaning away from bee "you vill eventually tell vhat that word means wouldn't you my dear Honeybee?" he finished crooning down at the Autobot "hah! Never, way to much fun to have something to hold over your head Blitzbrain" he chucked putting his hands on his hips "I mean what else do- what what. What did you just call me?" bumblebee stared at his larger lover "oh simple i called you Honeybee,dear." he smirked

"WHEN DID YOU FRAGING LEARN ANY ENGLISH AND FROM WHERE?!?!?!?!?"

End of story note- Dr.Sumdac knows some cybertronian because he listened to Megatron speaking it, just like Megs learned english from him. Also I hope I typed Blitz's accent well cuz it is my first time trying to write to him and how has nobody thought of this idea yet from what i've seen? It's literally right there.