"Uryu"

"Kurosaki"

Two words… Two words stated by once friend.

Standing atop a skyscraper both Ichigo Kurosaki and Uryu Ichida Stared each other down with pure determination.

"Where the hell do you think your doing Uryu… out of everyone… you're the last one I would have thought would do something this stupid" The Orange heard young man yelled at his friend and recently discovered cousin.

Setting in his signature frown he continued. "Don't you know who these bastards are… what they have done… What they will do." Ichigo angrily asked him. His face taking a hard glare that would have sent any other person running.

Uryu however only scoffed and returned a glare no less intense back at him.

"Hum… Even if I told you my reasons why… someone like you would never understand… Kurosaki… so, for the once friendship that we shared, I will warn you… Do not get involved… and you might just live trough this."

Hearing this Ichigo anger rises and was going to retort back at him… had it not been for the sudden appearance of a helicopter, however.

"Hurg" Ichigo grunt as he puts his arms up trying to defend himself by the wind of the helicopter blades.

Uryu does not acknowledge this however and just continues to look directly at Ichigo.

When the vehicle gets closer Uryu starts walking towards the helicopter as the door suddenly opens.

"I won't repeat myself Kurosaki, leave now… or else next time we meet… it will be as enemies" he said as he then calmly walked towards the chopper as the door fully open up, allowing Ichigo to see who was inside.

However, once he sees who it is his eyes shoot open in surprise and then he snarls in anger at who he sees.

"JUHAAAA"

Yes, the individual that opens the door was none other than Juha Bach or YHWACH as some know him.

Dressed in a set of fine clothing and with a smirk on his face he looks at both individuals.

Without saying a word, he reaches out his hand towards Uryu without even acknowledging Ichigo.

Uryu gives his friend one last look before walking towards Juha outstretched hand ready to leave his friend there on the rooftop… Ichigo was not having any of that, however.

"Where the hell you think you're going Uryu" He runs up at Uryu as he screams this, surprise by this Uryu barely has time to react and both him and Ichigo go falling down the building.

But instead of a splash of two bodies hitting the concrete floor or breaking through some window, both of them fall onto an inflatable safety mat.

"Annnnnd cut, yeah that good enough for today, good job everyone" A director suddenly yelled as it revealed that everything has been directed in a set.

"Nice work Kurosaki-san, you really brought the big games today for the opening" The director Tomohisa Taguchi said towards the protagonist.

Ichigo nods towards Uryu and looks at the director with a smirk "What can I say… the first Cour was complete success for the show, but that doesn't mean I can just slack off" He momentarily moved his gaze to wave goodbye toward Uryu as he leaves the set, receiving a nod of acknowledgement by his friend. "After all old man Sagisu is working day in and night for our soundtrack its only faire, I put in my all in the visuals."

The director smile at that and goes behind Ichigo to pat his back.

"Ah, if only more Shonen Protagonist were like that, I mean you should hear all the complaint Noriyuki has on Boruto" he shakes his head in pity for his fellow director "Anyways go wash up and head home Kid… you and your friend have earned it."

Ichigo's apartment:

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"Guys' I'm home, and I brought Pizz-"

He doesn't get to finish as his instincts scream to duck and in doing so narrowly doges a vase that hits the door breaking into dozens of pieces.

Ichigo proceeds to look back and forth between the individual that threw the vase at him and at said broken item at the floor.

After a moment he sent a hard glare towards the woman responsible.

"Dammit Carol what the hell-"

"Arhg… those corporation limp dicks sons of bitcheeeeeeeeesss"

Ichigo complaint dies in his throat, as he looks with a flabbergasted look towards carol as she continues with her rampage,

screaming profanities upon those "snowflakes" on top.

Looking around he sees his apartment is completely trashed with many holes in the walls and slash marks on the ceiling.

This… is not the first time one of his roommates wrecked this place, whenever something angers them off, they can get set of into a destructive path like this one, thankfully for him like a good neighbor Urahara is there to cover for the damages.

Of course, he always shreds into them for overreacting, and he will… but he is also curios, on just what the hell got them so work up about… hell they even set the sink on fire… somehow.

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"Why the fuck is my sink on fire" he looks incredulity towards the drain that is spewing fire and moves his gaze at them for answer.

Hearing me, Carol snap out of whatever and came running towards me getting face to face and I get a close up of her face.

Once it was scared in a x pattern by the stiches of her unwilling surgery. But thankfully the good old hat&clog knew how to fix her up and Orihime was there to give a hand in case.

Now looking just like she used too only older and more mature, Carol then looked directly at his eye.

"Ichigo… Can I feed a loser's soul to you"?

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"Sigh… Carol what in fuck are you on about" I asked her in complete exasperation.

Carol (cutely) pouted at me.

"Haven't you been following the post on social media Ichigo." She asked me.

I start scratching the back of my head in annoyance "For the last time carol, I don't use those apps… their nothing but headaches in waiting and I have been busy." I answer as I am tired of having this conversation with her.

She snorts "Ok you Boomer {hey} let me explain the injustice these asshat corporation are doing to me and my friend's brand" she then pulled out her phone shoved it to my face.

"You see this."

I shove the smart phone out of my face so I can see what has her like this… I can't help but blink in surprise at what I read.

"Censorship… be more in line with the polices of… family friendly?"

Lifting my face, I asked her "Carol… is this."

She starts nodding in confirmation.

Looking back at the post once again, I can't help but massage my head as I feel future migraine because of this coming soon.

"Damn, no wonder carol was so upset, I mean I can understand some of these but many of these changes seem too excessive and in some cases even destroys one of the main appeals of the games… Oh shit how did everybody else fel-"

Boom

Ichigo turns around upon hearing the sound, and sadly lo and behold there is filia and samson. One looking pissed of more then usual and the other…

"Oh… God she looks like somebody kicked her puppy in front of her."

"Sniff… carol did you… did you see."

Sighing Carol looked towards her best friend. "Yeah… I saw the post."

Hearing her, Filia face started to take a slight red color in frustration.

"Why… Why would those… those… those Idiot even do this" breathing in she continued.

"I mean giving extra sprits for me and cerebella so that we won't constantly flash the player… yeah fine I can get behind that… take anything that might allude to a certain group, ok a little unnecessary but you can enter a feature that lets you turn it on and off… But completely scraping character cutscene, taking away skins and even taking the concept artbook that player get by, buying the game. Never mind the fact that we are a crowd funded project, aliening our fans and supporters is not the way to go, dammit."

Filia starts huffing for air once she finishes her rant and then takes me and carol in a bear hug.

"Ohh guys… what if they decided to take a cup size from me, I heard rumors that there planning on chopping up Valentines E-cups to a B-cup, for "real womanly proportion" … I can't go through that, I will be as flat as Squigly, but without her cake factories to compensate."

Carol looked at me in horror.

"They won't do that right… I mean without her boobs; Valentine would just be some lame ass ninja doctor with no appeal whatsoever, those cow milker are pivotal for her character." She finished with a gasp.

A "screw you Painwheel" can be heard from one of the back rooms.

Rolling her eyes, she screams back "well fuck you too bitch."

Looking at her only male companion she asked "what do you think, Ichigo is valentine only good character trait her boobs'.

Ichigo can't answer as his face was smooched directly to Filias breast valleys.

"Can't… Breath…"

Noticing this she lets him go and apologizes.

Ichigo just waves it off. "No… Its…. Cough… Its fine… huff" taking a moment to compose himself and allow the blush to go from his face he looks at both of the girls.

"Listen girls… I know this suck... but you can't let this get you down, I mean your mobile game is doing great and Black Dariha was added as DLC and Marie is just around the corner, sooner than later thing will be better and the games developers will more than likely changes this because of fan backlash so don't- "Ichigo speech gets stop however by a grouchy parasite.

"Didn't your series get a massive revive thanks to the fact that studio perriot won't be held down by censorship anymore" samson asked.

"…."

"Erm… I don't see what dose that have to do wit-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR SERIES IS BACK" Both Women shouted.

He takes a moment to rub his ear as the for of both of their shouts almost left him deaf.

"First of all, Ow, and second of all it's been back on Aire for the past 7 months."

Hearing this Carol look pondering at this, thinking that maybe if she can convince the directors to do a collab with Jump manga so they could be able to ride on Ichigo newfound clout.

However, she ends up mumblings what she is thinking, and Ichigo gets annoyed at her comment he grabs her by the head so that she looks at him.

"You damn brat, for your info I always had clout. "

She gives him a skeptical look "If you call having a ten-year Hiatus clout."

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"To far" she meekly asked.

Ichigo just rolled his eyes and flickered her forehead, receiving a satisfying Hey, from her.

Seeing Filia quiet, Ichigo approaches her.

"Yo, filia what's wrong" carol joins his side giving me the stink eye, but then looks at her friend in worry.

"Hey Filia, are you Ok."

Both of them almost jump when her face took a sudden form of horrifying realization.

"Oh Gods, carol" she screams at her friend.

"Erm, yeah"

Filia suddenly swallowed hard.

"What if… What if we end up like RWBY and only become profitable because of our Rule 34 and not safe for work arts."

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Upon hearing this something inside of carol shatters and she drops to her knees in despair.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Filia soon fallows suite.

"No does this mean we will become the new "BaalBuddy" memes, Oh God we will become the new Incel Elf's."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Filia joins carol in their good imitation of Doctor Doom.

Ichigo just stays there looking as both of these girls shouting to the heavens, because of their possible future as H material.

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The worst part is that his apartment is still trashed.

Fuck

Honestly making a making a dumb meme is surprisingly cathartic