Percy and Grover were on the bus heading to the museum, the red headed curly haired bitch was picking fun of grover, percy wondered i wonder what her flesh taste like? He made her stop because her loud ass mouth gave him a headache and because he was annoyed that she was picking on Grover.
They entered the museum, percy wasn't shocked that the stuff survived two thousand-three thousand years, he thought Eh, papa lived more than thousands hell even centuries im surprised that the different gods didnt notice his aura of power, maybe they're dumbasses? Yeah, after all papa isnt even a god, i knew why papa left so that me and mama can be safe, but mama died.. Does papa know? If so i want him to be proud of me for eating that vile creature! Percy.. Huh? Who's calling my name? Percy Jackson.. He blinked then noticed that Mr.Brunner was calling his name, he looked up at him he was shorter than the preteens around him, "Yes Mr.Brunner?" He asked Mr.Brunner asked "Do you know what this picture is?" Percy looked at the picture and instantly beamed he said "Thats kronos eating his kids!" Mr.Brunner looked a little weirded out that percy was beaming but nodded and questioned "And he did that because?" "Because he couldn't trust his kids because of a curse that his father put upon him-" he was bouncing up and down excitedly "-and zeus tricked him into eating a rock and drinking a mixure of vinegar and mustard that made him barf out his siblings-" "Eww!" Said one of the girls in the back he ignored her and continued "-they had a war, a big nasty war with blood and death, and then zeus and his brothers cut him up to pieces and they won." He stopped bouncing up and down and instead looked crest fallen that the gods won "Full points Mr.Jackson now on that happy note lets eat lunch." As he and Grover walk out of the building he saw girls holding they're stomachs dramatic bitches he thought and saw the boys acting like doofuses ignorant fools he thought again, he and Grover sat on the fountain, percy looked up at the sky Guess drama queen is angry or throwing another temper tantrum the sky was grey with lightning and thunder booming he rolled his eyes as he looked towards the kids some were eating, some were annoying the pigeons, and the Nancy bitch is trying to steal something from a ladys purse, Mrs.Dodds wasn't seeing anything, he was figuring out who to eat next. And at the same time he was scouting out on whos next, Nancy came over and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grovers lap she said "Oops." And smiled, percy grinned and stood up he had the mist cover everyones eyes, his eyes rolled to the back of his head mouth forming back to his sharp teeth and voided black dripping acid mouth, tendrils came out instantly and quickly grabbed her before she could run away and ate her, he formed back and noticed that Mrs.Dodds was infront of him, he blinked and sighed knowing that he was in trouble again.. Mrs.Dodds huffed that said or rather ordered "Follow Me." His first thought to respond was OMG Rabbit Jesus is that you?! But he followed her anyway, he noticed that she moved infront of him he shrugged and ignored his mind, they were at the gallery but it was empty. "We know what you did Percy Jackson so confess and you will suffer less pain." He blinked at her confused his thoughts trailed off to think about what she found out Did she found out about the drugs i was selling out of my dorm? Or perhaps that i drink? Or maybe she found out that i may of may not have ate the principal? But other then my illegal doings, that threat was absolutely pathetic, I've had worse threats then hers. Or is she Rabbit Jesus? He stopped his train of thought then said "I don't know what you mean bi- i mean ma'am" he spat out ma'am like it was the most horrible thing in the world "Your time is up!" She said then transformed into an ugly bat satanic woman, percy looked at her then transformed back into his 'Hungry Mode' and ate her. "Maybe she wasn't Rabbit Jesus.." He mumbled then immediately threw up, transformed back saying "What the fuck was she? She tasted horrible.. Sand tastes better then glitter." and walked out of the museum it was raining and his sour mood brightened at the rain, he then walked over to Grover and waved Grover waved back "Mrs.Dodds is missing bro" he simply said it like it was normal Grover looked shocked but asked "Who?" Percy stared straight at him and said with a deadpan look "Da fockin' Pre-Algebra math bitch, who else?" Grover looked shocked at that and said "Language Perce." Percy grinned at him then said "Fuckshittitbitchwithoutafuckerpussyfuckassnigger" he then howled in laughter at Grovers pale face "You- You look like me!" Percy wheezed like a tea kettle and kept on wheezing until he gasped for air "That-" giggle "-That was great Grover! Your face i cant!" And started laughing like a maniac again then they both got on the bus with percy laughing the whole way back.