Percy woke up to someone feeding him popcorn, he groaned and opened his eyes, he tried to get up but he heard a female voice "Glad your awake, also dont get up." He got up anyway and flipped her off, then noticed that he wasn't by the glowing gold barrier he looked up and saw a blonde bitch with grey eyes he looked up at her- yes up she was older then Percy, she left to go in the farm house, he then realized that he was on a porch, in a chair, covered in a blanket. He looked to his left and saw Grover with his fake feet, Grover was holding a drink, he handed it to Percy, Percy gladly took it and tasted it, it tasted like his alcohol blueberry can, of course blueberry flavoured, he was half way through the glass when Grover took it away from him, Percy growled at him. Grover shushed him then said "Don't drink too much it'll make you explode, and knowing you would want to explode, second, what the fuck was that thing?!" Percy responded "My 'Hungry Mode' or my 'Need To Kill Someone Mode'" he did the quote on quote thing with his fingers as he said it, "Well.. Chiron and Mr.D will wanna see you." Grover said after a long awkward silence, Percy got up, folded the blanket (because he feels like someone will bitch at him) and followed Grover inside, he saw an overweighted cherub with a tiger print shirt and some jean shorts and Mr.Brunner Percy said "I knew my teacher was a fucking furry." Chiron facepalmed at the insult, while the overweighted cherub said "Language brat." Percy snapped his head over towards him and saw alcohol in a wine glass, he stared at it and had a predatory look in his eyes when he saw it, the cherub switched it out for a diet coke and said "I need to check your insanity, plus i feel like your in my domain of alcohol and i would like an explanation for that." Percy explained "Well Mr.Cherub-" the fat dudes eye twitched "-i've been drinking alcohol ever since ma died and its been my way of drowning myself in self-loathing and its been an obsession ever since." He shrugged then said "Is that a problem?" The cherub responded/asked "Yes, a very big problem brat, also how old were you when your mom died and since you started drinking alcohol?" Percy calmly said "3 years old." He shrugged then walked out of the farm house while flipping the cherub off, the blonde bitch followed him and said "I have to give you a tour." He looked up at her and flipped her off as well then went towards the rundown cabin but before he got to the cabin he noticed something moved behind the curtain in the attic, and saw a little girl in the hearth, he smiled kindly at the girl then continued to the cabin.
He stood on the porch and knocked, a blond haired boy that looked atleast 19 answered it, and looked down both boys froze when they made eye contact, percy was beaming at him, while the older boy looked at him with a kind smile, Percy heard the blonde bitch, "Hey kid! You forgot your backpack!" Percy groaned and snatched his bag from her, the older boy chuckled at that, the blonde bitch started blushing "Oh! H-Hey Luke!" "Hey Annabeth! Claimed or Unclaimed?" Annabeth said "Unclaimed." Luke sighed then muttered curses he then yelled over his shoulder, "NEW CAMPER! UNCLAIMED!" Percy heard groaning behind Luke, Annabeth tapped his shoulder Percy snapped his head to look at her then said "What Annabi-" he got cut off as she put a box in his face, Percy thought Wow, rude much? He grabbed the box then said "Thank you so very much." Every word was dripping in sarcasm, she looked at him then shook her head in annoyance then left, Luke let Percy enter the cabin, Luke started to explain to Percy that the gods are real and all that fun shit, Luke then said "This is the Hermes cabin and im a child of Hermes." Percy beamed and said "I had his rule book, it got lost when i exploded my apartment building sadly." Luke looked at him in surprise "Maybe i can ask dad for a copy?" He spat dad out with a lot of venom Percy said "Damn bro, whos dick did you got off of?" Luke was sputtering a response, then just said "Go to bed, Please?" "Finneeee 'Moommm'" Percy grinned at him then said "Hopefully I'll sleep if your not so loud!" Luke was gawping like a fish then said with a sigh "Lights out everyone!"