Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?
Now that I'm on the floor, drowning in my own blood, I can say it, yes, I'm afraid of death, the iron taste of my blood in my mouth, the loss of sensation in every one of my limbs, the sounds becoming more and more blurred.
Fuck it, I don't deserve to fucking die...yes, I slept with my brother's wife, but it was that bitch who approached me, and you know what they say about temptation, so I gave in to temptation...for three months, but emptying a whole gun clip on me was really necessary? If he'd come to me to talk about it, I'd have stopped fucking his wife, in fact, no, I'd have kept on because, God, I don't think I'd be able to stop fucking that big fucking ass, and its mouth, Lord its mouth.
That said, I'd have told him what he wanted to hear, and I'd have become more discreet with his wife, which would be quite difficult given the screams I was making that bitch give, but at least he'd be happy, but nope, Monsieur thought it was a better idea to shoot me while I was getting my dick sucked by my science teacher who I was blackmailing, so I wouldn't have to work and could fuck her, and before you start talking, all she had to do was not have this morbid fascination for kids, at least when she was sucking my dick, she wasn't picking on kids, so in the story, I'm the fucking hero.
Fucking shit...where am I?
[Are you done complaining?]
Uh...yes?
[WONDERFUL, then your adventure can begin]
[Please choose a class]
[Monster Warrior Shadow Thief Dark Sorcerer]
Ho, I see what's going on, I'm in a coma or some shit like that, ha, I knew that bastard wouldn't let me die, he must have called 911 the second he fired his last bullet, haaa, big brother, always a wimp, no wonder your wife preferred my dick to yours.
[No, you did die, the second clip he emptied into your face after you passed out from blood loss made sure of that].
[You're currently in the character creation stage for your new life, you're not reading transmigration fanfiction ?].
Hooo, I see, so that's what's going on...how's that, the second emptied loader made sure of that, does that mean I could have survived?
[Yes, your chances were slim, but you might have made it out]
The bastard...now I wish I'd told him myself that I'd convinced his whore of a wife to empty their bank account for me, so at least both of them have it in the ass, because after all, if that bitch wasn't waving her fat ass in my face none of this would have happened.
[Are you finished?]
No, give a man who just died at 20 years old the time to do his fucking monologue, you heartless monster.
[FINE, what do you have to say?]
I...you don't deserve to know, let's get back to the important part here, okay? Warrior is out, I've never been a hand-to-hand kind of person, well, except for certain types of hand-to-hand, if you know what I mean, thief is out too, I can't see myself wandering around in the shadows picking people's pockets like my Skyrim character, so I guess it'll be wizard, plus throwing fireballs or controlling people with magic is pretty enticing.
[Please choose a name]
A name?, but I already have a name, it's...what's my name? A name can't be fucking forgotten, though, I remember a lot of things, the name of the family dog (which I've never been able to screw), the studies I've done, the first person I blackmailed, but strangely enough the names and places of my life have been thrown in the garbage can, I guess new life means new identity, we'll just roll with Alex Queen, yes Alex Queen, that's fine.
[Please choose two starting magic]
[Blood magic Necromancy Poison magic Shadow magic Rune magic Curse magic Divination Transmutation]
Hoo, they all look awfully tempting, although I thought there'd be more given that magic is complete bullshit, I was expecting to see chaos magic or death magic or even sex magic.
[Other magics will be available once you have mastered one.].
Oh, I see, it makes sense now that you mention it, well, now that I know I could learn these magics later, I might as well start with something I think I'd really like to have, necromancy and rune magic, necromancy, so I can get my living dead to fight for me, and rune because, in my opinion, once I've mastered it, I'll have no problem mentally controlling people, which means I can use people to fight me and fuck as many hotties in the omniverse as I want...would I be able to travel the omniverse or did all that fan fiction lie to me?
[More worlds will be available after the first world]
[Please select your appearance]
A mannequin appears in front of me without warning, while a customization interface also appears, I try to interact with the interface, however, I quickly realize that my lack of physical body makes the task difficult, that said, it doesn't take a genius to understand that my future body is in front of me and waiting to be created, Obviously, having no memory of my old body, I decide to redo everything from scratch, that said, it doesn't mean I'm going to make it difficult for myself, black hair reaching my shoulders, black eyes, I make myself an athletic 6 '2 tall, without having any protruding muscles and of course, a dick worthy of the name.
[Character creation is finished]
[Here are your skills!]
[Gamer's Mind]
- Enables the user to think calmly and logically
- Allows the user to keep a peaceful mind at all times
- Provides the user with immunity to psychological status effects
[Gamer's Body]
- The user can only die if his hit points drop to zero
- Sleeping in a bed cures all negative effects on the user
- Provides immunity to body modification without the user's consent
[Gamer's Soul]
- Offers immunity to powers involving the soul
- Offers immunity to all forms of possession
[Spell Creation]
- Allows the user to create their own spells
-The user must have the required stats
- The user must possess a specific magic according to the spell he wishes to create.
[Magic Eyes]
- Allows the user to see all forms of energy
- Gives information about a person or object
[ID Create/Destroy]
- Creates a dungeon in place of the real world
-Available dungeons
- Goblin
Alex Queen
Level- 1 [0/100]
Race - Human
HP - 500
MP - 500
Body - 10
Spirit - 10
Magic -10
Points - 10
I admit, I wasn't expecting just three lines for status.
[It's much simpler this way, the body is what refers to your physical form and includes strength, vitality, dexterity, and charisma, while the mind includes intelligence and wisdom, while magic determines the power and effectiveness of your spells].
[Your HP will increase by 100 for every ten points in your body, and your MP will increase by 100 for every ten points].
[Note that by increasing your three stats to certain numbers, you get an advantage].
Ho, it's true that it's easier.
[Speaking of advantage, there's an option to earn random perks]
That's fucking fishy, what's the catch?
[For every random advantage you gain, you'll also gain a random flaw]
Ho, no pain no gain, I guess, meh, I can at least try once, and we'll see, send the perk.
[Advantages gained - child of magic]
You are blessed by magic
- MP will increase by 500 for every ten points added to the mind.
[Flaw gained - quality food]
- All creatures that consume human flesh or their souls will find you very, very appetizing.
Alex Queen
Level- 1 [0/100]
Race - Human
HP - 500
MP - 1 000
Body - 10
Spirit - 10
Magic -10
Points - 10
Honestly, it's not a serious flaw, once I'm powerful enough, I'll just be able to annihilate anyone who wants my ass. On the other hand, I'm very happy with the advantage, so here we go again.
[Advantage gained - magic genius]
-You're naturally very good at everything to do with magic.
[Flaw gained - Poor warrior]
- Your skills will always be abominable
Well, it's not as if it matters as I plan to stay away from my enemies and bombard them with magic missiles, so I'll say it's another winning draw, so here we go again.
[Advantage gained - lucky bastard]
- You're very lucky, whether it's for loot drops or in life in general
[Flaw gained - Murphy's Law]]
- Sometimes, the universe won't like you, and it'll let you know it!
Okay, this one's a little worse, this flaw literally gives me the certainty that the final boss of the world I'm in might just appear in front of me in the quietest of calm, like a super perfect cell while I'm wandering around the world of Dragon Ball for five minutes, I should stop here, but it'd be stupid not to try one last time, so here we go again.
[Advantages gained - Silver tongue]
- You're as good with words as anyone, whether it's to coax, threaten, or persuade.
[Flaw gained - Enemy of the light]
- Every person, creature, or faction on the side of light, will naturally be hostile to you.
Come on, last one.
[Advantage gained -Stranger]
- The rules that apply to people from one world do not apply to you.
[Flaw gained - Blood consumption]
- Like vampires, you must regularly drink blood to maintain your mental stability.
This is... a slightly more serious flaw than the previous ones, so I'd better stop.
[Please choose your first world]
[RWBY, Fairy Tail, Tokyo Ghoul, Skyrim, Twilight, Demon Slayer, Arrowverse]
For obvious reasons, four of the choices are excluded as first world, which leaves me with Tokyo Ghoul, Twilight and Demon Slayer, Twilight is out too, because of the number of times I had to see it and read fan fiction about it, so I could fuck one of my classmates still gives me nightmares, no, I'll get into Twilight when I've got the power equivalent of a fucking nuclear bomb, and I'll kill every one of those cunts one by one, Tokyo Ghoul is out too because I haven't seen a single episode, so I assume its Demon Slayer.
[Please select a difficulty]
[Easy Medium Difficult FromSoftware]
Easy, why would I choose FromSoftware? No, since it's my new life, I don't want to get in over my head, one second, can I change worlds, because if all the worlds are in easy mode, it changes everything.
[Yes, you can, which worlds would you like to travel to].
Skyrim
[Character creation is complete, you will now be directed to your first world]
A flash of light blinds me for a few seconds and once my sight is restored and a air rushes into my lungs as I suck it in greedily. As if I've been deprived of it for days, as my body writhes in pain on the floor for several seconds before I can regain my composure.
"For fuck's sake." I say as I struggle to my feet while looking around at my surroundings which are, to say the least...different and unsettling, no matter which way I look at it, I'm locked in some kind of cell.
Well, I'm off to a good start.