Another Day in the Life of Link

by FoxKnight21

Another day in Hyrule, another day of torture, another day where Link is at the mercy of his players. What does Link think of your crazy escapades? What does he do all day when you turn off your console? Now you can find out. let's take a look at the life of Link.

Another day in the life of Link:

Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom:

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Why.

Link sat on the edge of The Great Sky Island, staring down at the clouds and the land of Hyrule far below. He shuddered, "Nope, not happening, if ONE MORE PERSON chucks me off THIS EDGE I can't… AUGH!"

He tumbled headfirst over the edge into the precipice of the world, plummeting hundreds of miles per hour, hair flying, and mouth contorted in a silent scream. What was it with players throwing him off of sky islands? Don't they know he doesn't have his paraglider yet?!

Link took on a calm expression, "This is my fate. I must except it and move on. I will hit the ground and become a crumpled mess, then respawn up above and continue this vicious cycle until the player realizes that I'm supposed to land IN the water."

The ground drew closer and closer until everything seemed to stop, staring death in the face, Link's mind raced past his life's memories when suddenly he felt a tingling sensation. Shwoop! He blinked and looked around; he was standing in front of the shrine in the Room of Awakening.

"… Really…. You're going to give me a heart attack and then just save me at the last second?! Do you WANT me to be permanently scarred?!" he shouted at the wall before flopping down and holding his head in his hands, "Oh man, oh man oh man oh man. I thought I was toast. Stupid humans and their stupid wills to kill poor Link…" He grumbled. He stood up and started moving towards where the Wings were located, and he groaned, "No human, if you think you can make it to Hyrule with those things you are sorely mistaken."

Nonetheless, Link was set onto a Wing and sent out into the sky.

*beep*

"Oh no."

*Beep, beep, beep*

"Player! Human! WATER! Find some water to land in! Quick!"

*Ding*

"… AAaaaaaaAAAAah!"

Another day in the life of Link. Another death count for that poor Hylian.

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Hi, it's me again! Yes, I know I should be updating my existing stories and I AM working on them, this one just popped into my head and I thought I would post something for you guys while you're waiting. I'm sorry about my late update, you see, I've been hospitalized and only just recently released, so that's why I'm kind of behind. Does this mean I'll stop writing?
NEVER.

Thank you if you took the time to read this.

The one and only, FoxKnight21.