Well, I promised this story for some time so might as well give two for one. So let's get this crazy party going, I mean this is going to be fun. Like Vox Machina and the Straw Hats have to work together in order to see who will get the biggest loot. I will explain more in the way, if you have a favorite moment from the campaign please write down and how I can incorporate in the story. Also how do you want some of the One Piece characters in this story.
At the same Tavern.
The two groups of mercenaries were having the big drinking contest, while some couldn't keep up with the Barberian Grog or hold their liquor, the Straw Hats were demonstrating that they were also made of stronger stuff.
''Chug Chug Chug Chug.'' Chanted the table.
The two groups were all sitting together and some of them were already drunk or dizzy from all the booze. Just a few were not drinking a gallon of booze or even drinking alcohol at all.
''AAAAAAAH!'' Scream Grog and Jinbei both finishing up their barrels of booze at the same time.
''Tie!'' Scream Pike seeing the results.
''No way! I drank the most.'' Said Grog.
''You wish, I can drink this stuff with no problem.'' Said Jinbei.
''I demand a rematch!"' Scream Grog pissed.
Meanwhile Percy and Robin were observing everything with interest while drinking some wine.
''Grog was the one that finished first.'' Said him.
''I believe Jinbei ended by 0.2 seconds; I think he was really going forward.'' Said her.
Many on the table were already dizzy. Vex, Vax, Pike, Keyleth, Sanji, Nami and Zoro were already getting drunk.
''Uh man…that some good stuff.'' Said Zoro.
''Oh fuck! Why did we picked a drinking contest against two people who are way bigger than us?" Asked Vax.
''Because it's the fastest way to get drunk.'' Said Vex also drunk.
''Yes, this is way funnier.'' Said Nami
''You´re already super drunk, so are you going to keep drinking?" Asked Vex looking at Nami with flirtatious eyes.
''Please! I can keep drinking until I blacked out. I am not a pussy, about you druid? Are you drunk?" Asked nami.
''Who´s drunk, not me! In fact, we should…we should…'' Said Keyleth feeling a bit sick.
Then the woman ended up puking all over the tavern floor.
Blerg
''Ew!'' Said Usopp.
''Oh no she´s sick! Quick who is a healer?'' Asked Chopper.
''You are.'' Said Usopp.
''Oh right.'' Said Chopper
''don't waste your power Chopper, she will be fine.'' Said Nami.
As Keyleth kept puking Pike tried to comfort her and tried not to barf as well.
While that happened an orc happened to be passed by and stepped on the puke.
''Hey! What´s you bitch!'' Said him pissed.
''What did you say to her asshole!'' Scream Sanji ready to brawl.
''Sanji, keep calm. We don't want to get kicked out of another tavern.'' Said Nami all annoyed.
''My dear Nami, all the women are queens in my eyes. So if any asshole says a bad thing about them I need to beat them a bloody pulp. It's the only way.'' Said Sanji.
''You´re a gentleman? That's rare.'' Said Pike surprised.
The two-group kept talking and having a nice chat, they were very fond of each other and had a nice moment.
''Well you guys aren't so bad.'' Said Vex.
''So are you guys, we should ran into each other more times.'' Said Zoro.
''Which one of you is the leader?" Asked Jinbei.
''We don't have a main leader per say, depending on the day any of us can lead this. What about you? Where is your mighty leader?" Asked Vax.
The group looked around and saw that Luffy wasn't there, which was very odd and kind of dangerous. Luffy alone could lead to a lot of chaos.
''Hey where is Luffy?" Asked Chopper.
On the back of the tavern.
Luffy was with a young woman with purple skin and short hair. She looked very nervous while he looked kind of giddy.
''I really liked you, so would like…to have some fun?' Asked the woman.
''really! Yes, I would love to.'' Said Luffy having no idea what she meant by that.
''Oh really! I can't believe it you said yes.'' Said the woman all happy.
''Ok, what should we do?" Asked Luffy as the woman started to undress.
Back with the two groups.
''We look for him later. He should be fine.'' Said Zoro.
''No! Last time we left him alone the whole town went after us.'' Said Nami.
''Fuck! Is you leader this chaotic?" Asked Vex.
''Yes, he is.'' Said Nami and Zoro annoyed.
''How about we order a new round and some food? This might help us out.'' Said Sanji.
''Good, I was starting to get thirsty again.'' Said Jinbei.
''Hey barkeep! Another round for the two greatest mercenaries crew in the whole kingdom.'' Said Vax.
''What are your names?" Asked the orc.
''We are called ´´Straw hats´´'' Said Nami with pride.
''And we are called Vox Machina.'' Said Vex.
''No way! The Straw Hats and Vox Machina in the same table?" Asked Orc looking surprised.
''Yeah! Feast your eyes on the best mercenaries you can find.'' Said Vex.
Then the whole bar started to laugh, making the table rather annoyed.
''Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.''
''Are they lauhgign at us?' Asked Chopper.
''No, Chooper they are laughing with us.'' Said Brook
''No, they are laughing at us.'' Said Pike annoyed.
''Vox Machina, I heard you guys couldn't even save a cow from a burning barn. You are probably the worst group of mercenaries in the entire kingdom.'' Said the orc.
''What did you say?!' Asked Grog pissed.
''I heard that you all do lame jobs and pretty much the quests nobody wants. What a fucking joke you all are.'' Said the Orc with a smirk.
''At least he is not mentioning us.'' Said Usopp who opening his mouth too soon.
''And you straw Hats, I heard of circus performers that have more dignity than you all. Lead by a stupid monk with Rubber powers! How low can you get?" Asked the orc laughing.
Then Vax and Zoro went towards the table of the Orc, both looking rather pissed with the elf putting a dagger on the table and Zoro ready to take out one of his swords.
''Hey, lets keep things civil friend. We´re not looking for trouble.'' Said Vex but the Orc didn't had enough.
''Yes, if you want to still have your body intact best lay down with the comments.'' Said Zoro.
''Oh please, everyone knows you´re all a bunch of pathetic losers, who can't even get a fuckign job. Look at your sorry ass, to weak to even tinkle your own pickle.'' Said the orc going towards Vex and holding his shirt.
''Are you offering me any help?" Asked Vex with a smirk.
''Yes…I mean no!'' Said the orc blushing.
''Oh my. Didn't know that your race was into men.'' Said Zoro with a smirk.
''FUCK YOU TWO!" Scream him ready to punch Zoro.
Then Zoro took down one of his swords and cut the orc right in the chest.
''ARGH!" Scream the orc in pain.
''BAR FIGHT!'' Scream a random person.
The whole bar started to fight with Vox Machina and the Straw Hats all taking out their weapons and preparing to go all out.
With Luffy
''Ok, so I guess I am ready.' Said Luffy all undress as the woman went towards him.
''Please be gentle, its my first time.'' Said the woman.
Before any moans could be heard the sounds of destruction could be heard, even in the back of the place.
Crack
''What is that?" Asked Luffy.
''Oh its another bar fight, we get these every night and...'' Said the woman.
''BAR FIGHT!'' Scream Luffy putting his clothes and all excited.
''Hey! Come back! We didn't even started!'' Said the woman feeling sad.
''This is more important! We will do it later!'' Said Luffy still not sure what she was going to do with him.
In the bar
The place was a super chaotic place, and the Straw Hats were all going out with their attacks and abilities. Zoro was cutting people, Nami was casting spells of weather, Usopp was shooting people with his magic plants, Sanji was kicking men left and right, Chopper transform into a huge reindeer to attack everyone, Robin created hands to put down any attack, Franky was beating people with his mechanic arms, Brook was cutting people with his cane sword and Jinbei was using his fighting skill to use.
''This is not so bad.'' Said Zoro.
''Where is Luffy?" Asked Jinbei.
''FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"' Scream Luffy literally jumping towards the fight.
Once the monk arrived he created a powerful fist fused with magic that created a huge hole in the middle of the place.
BOOM
The whole bar felt like a huge earthquake had just happened, tables were destroyed, glasses were shattered and everyone felt a huge presence from that teen.
''Whoah!'' Said Pike
''Fuck me, that was him?!' Asked Vex.
''that's our leader.'' Said Robin.
Luffy just smirk as he saw all those drunken bastards, all prepared to fight and go on all battle.
''Oh yeah! This is going to get fun.'' Said Luffy.
''Well time for a great fight.'' Said Zoro.
''Stop!'' Scream the bar patron.
The whole place saw this woman with purple skin and rather mean looking face staring at the whole bar.
''I wanna know who started this!'' Scream her.
The whole bar looked at Luffy, since he was the one that caused the whole he was the one that should be charged.
''Hi.'' Said Luffy.
The bar patron was super pissed and wanted some answers.
''I want all of your money now, it will take days to fix this whole place.'' Said her.
''Listen…we aren't the most liquid so can we talk about a discount?" Asked Nami.
''Yeah! I mean…we also we´re here so it wouldn't be fair to charge for…'' Said Vax but the bar patron wasn't having none that.
''I don't care! Money now!" Scream her.
''Well…the thing is…we only have 3 silvers.' Said Nami with a smile.
''And we aren't much better.'' Said Vax.
Then a hole went towards one of the walls of the place, showing the missing member of Vox Machina, Scalan sleeping with a woman with purple skin.
''Hey guys! I heard some destruction from the room. Did you all won?" Asked Scalan.
''What! My daughter!'' Said the bar keeper now getting more pissed.
''That asshole went off to fuck again! Great.'' Said Pike pissed.
''Uh….at least its not on us.'' Said Usopp.
''My love! Please, come back.'' Said the woman who was with Luffy.
''Oh hey! Are we still doing that thing?" Asked Luffy.
''My other daughter!'' Scream the bar keeper now pissed.
The woman was now transforming into a huge cow like creature, making the whole place shake.
''You destroy my bar, put a giant hole in my ground and members of your parties had sex with my daughters!' Scream the bar keeper pissed.
''Wait what!?" Asked Luffy.
Before anyone could do anything both Vox Machina and the Straw Hats were tossed out of the Tavern.
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' Scream both groups.
The two groups were in the streets, in the middle of the night looking kind down.
''Hey, where are my clothes?" Asked Scalan still naked.
Then the barkeeper throw his clothes.
''thanks.'' Said Scalan.
''My hat!'' Scream Luffy.
The barkeeper at least throw Luffy´s hat back at him.
''And don't come back!"' Scream the monster.
The two group were now in the streets, with no idea of what to do.
''Great and I was kind liking that place.'' Said nami.
''And now we are officially banned from all the tavern from this town.'' Said Keyleth.
''This is great, we have no money, a ton of debt and no place to be.'' Said Vax.
''Well we wouldn't be in so much trouble, if someone hadn't decapitate our last contractor.'' Said Percy to Grog who was playing with a hand he found in the ground.
''Hey, I apologized.'' Said him.
''You kept the hand!'' Scream Chopper to Grog.
''Yes, it's fun.'' Said Grog.
''What is wrong with you guys?" Asked Chopper.
''You´re telling us? What's wrong with you all.'' Said Pike.
Zoro just got back up and looked at Luffy, wondering what was the party new plan.
''Captain, what should we do now?" Asked Zoro.
''Oh, that's easy, we need to find a new job! That should solve all of our problems.'' Said Luffy.
So yes, this is the end of this chapter. I know kind bad, but hey at least is somewhat fun. The Straw Hats and Vox Machina are going to work together to see where they are going with this whole thing. Making sure that nothing bad happened to each group, kind like when they team up with the Samurai of Wano.
We got the two groups now looking for jobs and they are going to stumble across the flyer that will change their life.
A running joke that I want to do is that Luffy´s a harem magnet and he is not aware. What races of D&D do you want to be in love with Luffy. I mean his charisma alone wins anyone.
Thank you all for ready and see yah!