Chapter Nine

Elmo pressed his foot on the accelerator, and the car began to accelerate fast. The cops showed to open fire and the captain talked to a walkie-talkie.

"Alert all units," he ordered, "get me everything!"

The car goes on, making a right but stopped in front of a roadblock. A policeman cried "Halt! You're under arrest!"

The car made a 180 degrees turn and deflected some bullet shots, then it made a left. Police cars and a chopper approached them, Buzz gasped, then two motorcycle cops appeared. Rook blew raspberry at them, both cops cocked their pistols and Rook kicked one of them, causing the cop to die.

Rook left from the window and said "I'll be back."

"Good luck." said Patrick.

Patrick crashed his door to the cop on the left, and Rook jumped onto one of the motorbikes, knocking off the cyclist, and the pursuit continued.

Rook jumped from a ramp, the motorbike cops followed, but one of them died from being hit by a car. Another one crashed into a truck. Rook jumped from a ramp and flew over the gang's hijacked car.

He drove to the sidewalk with sell points, perhaps it was the market place. The cyclists followed him, shooting their guns, and one of them crashed into a sell point. Rook kicked the other cop that crashed to a parked car. Two more motorbikes were nearly ganging on the car.

A salesman said "Umbrellas. Get your umbrellas-"

Rook grabbed the umbrella from the seller's hand and broke it in the head of the cop about to open fire. The other bike crashed to a brick wall and exploded.

The helicopter hovered through the smoke and one of the pilots fired the machine gun. Buzz screamed and the car deflected all the bullets, then a pilot landed on the car.

Elmo told Patrick "Take the wheel!"

Elmo climbed up as Patrick took the wheel. Elmo and the pilot began to fight on hand, while Patrick tried to drive. The car made a sudden spin and Elmo began to lose balance. The pilot dropped him and unsheathed his knife, but Elmo grabbed an accordion and hit it on the pilot's face.

In the back, Buzz sat still on his seat, then a policeman's severed arm fell through the window and landed on his lap.

"AAAHHH!" he screamed, throwing the arm away. "Goddamn son of a bitch!"

Meanwhile Rook drove down road and the cop units separate to two. He hijacked a cop truck and crashed the other one. "Hey," he said, "this is… actually fun. Like I'm playing GTA V in real life."

Buzz was looking out to see if the cost was clear. Then a motorcyclist reached into the back and pulled him out of the car.

"Buzz!" worried Patrick as he saw his captured friend driving far ahead.

Without giving up this fight, Buzz punched the cyclist on the head, which caused pain on his cracked fingers. "Aw, fuck!" he winced. Then he gasped and, because of him hitting the cop on the head, they crashed into a cop car and Buzz flew off from the motorcycle. "Holy SHHIIIIIIIITT!"

Buzz fell to the ground, slowly got up, but a cop on a motorbike broke the baton on his face. He got up and gasped with the cops ganging on him. Rook drove up road and saw Buzz in danger.

"Buzz!" Rook didn't know what to do. But remembering what he did for him back on the island with the demon llamas, he was now determined to perform the rescue. "I'm coming!"

He turned the truck to the right, opened the passenger door, then braked and lifted the handbrake and grabbed Buzz. The truck began to go away as the cop cars crashed on a building.

Buzz coughed "Holy crap." He looked at Rook who's smiling at him. "You saved me."

"You did a manly act back on the island," said Rook, "so I figured I could do the same."

"Awesome. Now let's get back to Patrick."

Rook drove back to the hijacked car; he and Buzz climbed back in with Patrick still driving under the hovering helicopter overhead. Elmo dropped the pilot and the car smashed him.

The gang climbed on the helicopter before their car crashed on the road, and they kicked the second pilot down to the road, which killed him. Rook pressed a button and a machine gun appeared from the bottom, shooting at the chasing police cars.

Patrick started looking at the Ryu Sword's hilt and found another arrow through the windshield. The arrow was pointing right at the clock tower at the Palace of Westminster.

"The palace." he said. "Elmo! Can ya take us to the Palace of Westminster?"

Elmo replied "Sure thing. I'll take you to the cock of London."

"The what of what?!" said Rook in a confused tone.

The helicopter headed straight to the Palace of Westminster with the police cars following them.

"Fun fact," said Elmo with a grin, "the clock tower was erected in 1870."

Patrick said with disgust "Gross."

The gang jumped off the helicopter and onto the clock tower before their helicopter crashed at one side of the palace. But they realized the building was surrounded by the police.

"Oh crap!" said Patrick, horrified. "They got us surrounded!"

"Ho-ho, you are surrounded!" said the captain through the megaphone. "Get off of our cock!"

"You get off of MY cock, dick!" Rook mocked.

The captain gasped in shock. "How dare you say that language!"

"Don't worry." said Elmo. "It takes time for these guys to get up here."

Even though there were cops everywhere, Patrick had to climb up the tower for some reason.

He asked "Buzz, will you give me a hand?" All that Buzz did was tossing Patrick the severed arm he got from back in the car. Patrick chuckled for finding that even amusing. "That's funny, Buzz. This is serious!"

"Patrick," said Elmo, "we don't have much time."

"Buzz, push me up!"

"Okay." said Buzz, pushing him up to climb. "Why didn't you say that in the first place?"

Patrick climbed the clock tower all the way to the top. The Ryu Sword's hilt started to glow, then it magnetically got pulled onto the tower. Patrick pulled it out like pulling Excalibur from the stone, and the hilt was attached to its double-edged blade.

"Yes!" cheered Patrick. "Two down, one to go." He slid down the tower to reveal his friends the blade.

"The blade?" Buzz asked.

"Yeah. Now we should-"

Suddenly, a flash of lightning occurred and a wormhole appeared above the gang. It only sucked in Patrick, Rook and Buzz before it vanished. Elmo was left behind on the palace's roof.

"I'm so fucked!" said Elmo.

The police had no idea what happened. "Don't let them get away!" the captain ordered. "They've defiled London's cock!"