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[Pride Ring Of Hell-Imp City]
Deep in the pride ring of hell existed Imp City, a city mainly filled with the lowest members of the hell caste system, the Imps. It was here in Imp City that the headquarters and only location of I.M.P existed. I.M.P was a company that specializes in helping sinners get revenge on the living by using Imp assassins to assassinate living humans that have wronged the sinners in some form or way.
I.M.P was run by an Imp named Blitz, or to those who call him Blitzo, but the o is silent.
There are only four employees at I.M.P, and Blitz is one of them.
And currently they were meeting up with a client, who look like a demon wearing a suit, but had red skin and horns.
"So, who do you want us to kill?"asked Blitz while he was fiddling with a dagger.
"Please be careful with that, sir. After all, you almost took my head off last week when you were fiddling with a sword."said Moxxie, the long range assassin who works under Blitz.
"Relax Moxxie, I'm not trying to f* with you."said Blitz, before he accidentally launch the dagger away from himself, almost hitting Moxxie.
Luckily for Moxxie, the dagger missed him by a few inches, barely scratching his horns. But he was still upset with his boss's reckless attitude as a few inches downward and he could have lost his head!
"What did I just tell you!"said Moxxie, feeling his blood pressure go up.
"Now calm down, Moxxie. We both know Blitz didn't mean it. Now just take a deep breath and just try to calm down as your blood pressure is rising."said Millie, Moxxie's wife and fellow assassin who specializes with close combat weaponry like axes and swords.
"Okay... I'm calm. We're in front of a client so I have to be calm."said Moxxie, trying his best to relieve himself of his constant stress that his boss puts him through.
"Can I talk now, or do I have to wait for you guys to finish your... whatever the hell this is?"said the client, wondering if he could speak now.
"Sorry about Moxxie."said Blitz, ignoring the scowl he was getting from his employee."Now why don't you tell who you want us to kill?"
"I want you to kill him!"said the client, before he pulled out a blurry photo of what looked like some kind of oversized bat.
"...You know we deal with humans, right?"questions Blitz, wondering why this guy had a picture of some kind of bat demon creature.
"This is a human. At least I think it is."said the client, looking over at the photo before shuttering.
"Why don't you tell us from the beginning how this happened?"inquired Millie, hoping the client can go into more details if he tells them what happened to him.
"Well I'm from Gotham City. I was working under Carmine Falcone as a made man. For years I could do whatever I want as I was made and not even the cops could touch me as they were on Carmine's payroll. Life was good. I had all the babes I could want, I could eat whatever I want and didn't have to pay, and I could literally commit any crime as long as I did it under Carmine's blessing."said the client with a smile on his face.
"But I'm guessing whoever the f* this is messed that up for you, huh?"inquired Blitz with a smile.
"Yeah! A few years ago this guy who likes to dress up like a bat started messing with all the Gotham crime bosses, corrupt officials, and dirty cops! If someone had their finger in Gotham's underworld pie, he went after them! And the worst part is this guy was actually successful in cleaning up the city! He forced are soldiers in the hiding or in jail! He brought a bunch of crazies into the city who call themselves super villains! It's because of him that Carmine killed me!"said the client with his veins bursting out of his forehead.
"Wait..."said Moxxie, who did a double take."This guy didn't kill you? Your boss did?"
"Only because that guy burned up drug shipment I was overseeing! Carmine said he had to make an example out of me and so he put two bullets from a 22 into my skull!"said the client as he pretend shot himself with his finger.
"Then why don't you have us kill Carmine Falcone instead?"inquired Moxxie, wondering why the client wasn't angry with his boss for killing him.
"Hey, I'm a mobster and I understand why Carmine had to do what he had to do. But this guy, this Dark Knight is the reason I'm dead because if it wasn't for him, Gotham would still be the crime capital of the world!"said the client, causing Moxxie to wonder if he was okay as his anger was clearly misplaced.
"Well, it doesn't matter who you're mad at as long as you pay us. Now, why don't you tell us where he is so we can find him."said Blitz, causing the client to scratch the back of his head.
"Well the thing is... I don't know who is under that mask."said the client.
"What?!"shouted Moxxie, causing the receptionist of I.M.P, Blitz's adoptive hellhound daughter, Loona to wake up from her nap.
"Shut the f* up, fatty!"shouted Loona, who had been asleep the whole time.
"So let me get this straight. You want us to kill someone, but you don't know who he is?"inquired Blitz, while wondering why most of his clients were idiots.
"Well I couldn't exactly remove his mask when he was beating the crap out of me. Dude is mega tough and mega scary, that's all I know. Oh, and he's pretty much everywhere in Gotham every night!"said the client, causing Blitz to pinch the bridges of his nose.
"You do know this is going to cost you a lot of money right. As we're going to have to waste a lot of time and resources finding this Batman guy."said Blizto, before the client put a huge bag of money on the table.
"That won't be a problem as I just want Batman to pay for what he did to me!"said the client, before he walked out of the office, leaving the employees of I.M.P bewildered as this is the most money someone has ever put for a job.
It was even more than Blitz asked for.
"No one has ever paid this much for a job, sir."said Moxxie, as his God was telling him that something was wrong.
"Look, the guy paid up front and now we have to look for this Batman guy! We need all hands on deck, so Loony, sweetie, I'm going to need your help as well."said Blitz, knowing an operation like this was going to take all members of the I.M.P to contribute.
"What exactly do you need from me?"inquired Loona, wondering what exactly her adopted father needed of her.
"Well since you're the only one of us who can successfully disguise yourself as a human. I'm going to need you to accompany us to Gotham City, and from there we'll begin our investigation and find this Batman guy, whoever he is."said Blitz, shocking his employee Moxxie.
"Your usually so insistent that she doesn't come with us because of all the freaks up there that will drool over her."said Moxxie, before all of them looked in a certain direction with a disapproving look, before turning their attention back to one another.
"Well for once Blitz has a good idea. We don't know who this Batman guy is so it's better if one of us, aka me helps look for him since I'm the only one here with a human disguise."said Loona, as for once her adopted father actually had a good idea.
"Just try not to get any unnecessary attention, okay sweetie."said Blitz, as one of his main priorities is Loona.
"Okay, and what should we do when we finally find him?"asked Millie.
"We f* kill him! That's what the client wants, and that's what the clients will get."responded Blitz, finding Millie's question to be stupid.
"Okay, but I have a feeling he's not going to be as easy as our other clients considering this guy has been fighting multiple crime families at once."said Moxxie, pointing out that this Batman character wasn't your average human.
"Okay, so he's not going to be easy to take down. Big deal. We've dealt with bigger fish before."said Blitz with a cocky smile.
"No we haven't, sir..."pointed out Moxxie, as other than the situations involving the cannibal family, Blitz's ex, and Striker, they have never dealt with a human with this Batman character's level of skill.
"I wonder why he didn't kill our client?"said Millie out loud.
"What do you mean?"inquired Blitz.
"I'm just saying it's strange he didn't kill her client."pointed out Millie, causing everyone else to think that this was strange.
"Well according to what I looked up on my phone, this Batman or whatever the f* is real name is doesn't kill people. Weird."said Loona, finding it weird that Batman didn't kill his enemies.
"Well that's not a permanent solution at all. He's probably some moral vigilante a* who doesn't believe in killing and all that b*. Well, we do and unfortunately for him, he's in our sights!"said Blitz, before he pulled out his flintlock pistol and fired into the air.
"And soon he'll know what hell has in store for him!"said the boss of I.M.P, before everyone else got ready for their operation in Gotham City.
Little did they, the client was outside and had listened to everything thanks to a listening device he had left in the I.M.P office earlier when he first came in.
"Boss, they bought it. They are actually going after Batman."said the client.
"Good, those Imps have been a pain in my side for too long! Hopefully Batman and those assassins will destroy each other! And even if they don't, by the time they stop fighting they'll be too weak to do anything and will swoop in and finish them all off!"said the boss of the client who was on the other end of the phone.
"Yeah, they won't know what hit them."said the client, before he hung up the phone.
He then proceeded to walk away, whistling a little tune all the while as he knew that every one of his bosses enemies were going to be set up for a major trap when they meet up in Gotham City! And there was nothing any of them could do about it!
Was bored and I watch the new episode of Helluva Boss, so I decided to test the waters by doing a Batman fanfiction by mixing Batman x Helluva Boss.
I hope you like it and let's see where the story goes from here.
PrimusPilus signing off.