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(One week later- Imp City - I.M.P Headquarters)
A week has passed since Blitz in his crew got the contractor take out the Batman of Gotham City. Now, normally they would just head to the location where their client told them to go and they would take out the target within a matter of hours. But considering they didn't know who the target was, they had to do their research, especially since this is a human who has the ability to fight back.
"So, how the f* are we doing this?"asked Blitz to the rest of his employees.
"Well, we've been gathering Intel from local snitches located all throughout Gotham City and so far we've got... nothing, absolutely f* nothing!"said Moxxie, who was frustrated as there was very little information on Batman.
"Most are too scared to say anything, and the ones with the cojones to speak no very little about Batman. Whoever Batman is, he's very careful on keeping his identity a secret."added Millie to her husband's freak out.
"Come on, there has to be something."said Loona, once again frustrated with Moxxie's suppose incompetence.
"We asked around and this guy must be the most forensically cautious person in the world! I mean no DNA at the scene at all, not even so much as a tiny hair or a fingerprint!"said Moxxie, wondering how someone could come and go places without even leaving a trace of their DNA.
"Hmm... my guess that's suit of his somehow keeps all of his skin cells, sweat, and hair is locked up nice and tight."said Blitz, figuring that was the case.
"So if we can't track him with his DNA, then how the hell are we supposed to get Loona to sniff him out if she doesn't f* know what he smells like."said Moxxie, reminding his boss that the plan was to use his his adopted daughter to sniff out Batman.
"Wow, like that was the only idea we came up with."said Loona, once again looking through her phone instead of paying attention in the meeting.
"Do you have to belittle me with word that comes out of your mouth?!"said Moxxie, who especially hated it when she called him fatty when he was not fat...
"Look, if we can't track him down the normal way then we just have to look all throughout Gotham for him. I mean it can't be that hard to find a dude dressed in black with a cape flowing through the wind or some b* like that."said Loona, figuring that looking for Batman wouldn't be that hard as not many people dressed like it's Halloween everyday.
"Huh, that's actually not a bad idea."admitted Millie.
"Are you kidding, Millie. It obviously has to be some kind of state-of-the-art stealth suit instead of all run of the male Halloween costume. So my guess is this guy knows how to blend in with the environment. And it certainly doesn't f* help that pretty much every building in Gotham is the same gray color, so it's safe to assume this guy can hide in the shadows when necessary."said Moxxie, poking holes in Loona's plan.
"Then how do you suggest we find him, fatty? We have a lot of money writing on this and we can't afford to f* up."said Loona, looking away from our phone to mock Moxxie.
"Hmm... how about we look for possible suspects. I mean, if what Moxxie said about his suit is true, then there is not a whole lot of people who could afford something like that."said Blitz, causing his employees to look at him.
"What do you mean, Blitz?"asked Millie, wondering what her boss was getting at.
"I mean, he will either have to be f* rich or one of those assholes that can build a tank in their basement or whatever."pointed out Blitz, causing his employees to ponder on this.
"Hmm... that's actually not a bad suggestion. If fact, I think I have a possible suspect on who he really is."said Moxxie, causing everyone to turn their attention to him.
"Who, honey?"ask Millie, causing her husband to pull out a folder with the name Bruce Wayne...!
"Bruce Wayne?"questions Millie, causing her husband to smirk as he opened up the file.
"If what the boss said is true then he's the most likely suspect. I mean, he is the richest man in the city of Gotham."said Moxxie, before he started pulling out a bunch of photos that look like newspaper clippings.
"Bruce Wayne is the main shareholder of Wayne Enterprises, the largest and richest company in Gotham City. He always make sure to own more than fifty percent of the company. He is listed as a billionaire, so he can more than afford a high-text stealth suit. He is in pretty good shape. I suspect he is one of the most likely suspects to be Batman."said Moxxie, figuring that this billionaire was one of the likely suspects.
"Then let's go f* kill him!"said Blitz, who was about to go get the grimoire that allows him to access the human world, when Millie spoke up.
"I don't know, Moxxie. I mean, why in a billion years with a billionaire dress up like a bat and fight crime. Plus, according to these newspaper clippings he's a total playboy, constantly going out with a bunch of beautiful ladies and donating to a bunch of charities, so would he even have the time to be Batman? I mean, he would have to be one hell of a workaholic to run a company, go to charity events, and be a vigilante at the same time."said Millie, finding holes in Moxxie's logic.
"Dammit Moxxie, why the f* did you get my hopes up!"said Blitz, once again taking out his frustration on Moxxie.
"I'm just saying that he was a suspect. I was not saying that he was Batman."said Moxxie in his defense.
"Well next time do your research better before you open your mouth."said Loona, causing Millie to growl at her.
"F* you! He did his best!"said Millie, before flipping the bird at Loona, causing the hellhound to growl at her.
"Now everyone calm down! Look, I understand this is the hardest job we've ever taken and there's a lot of money writing on this! So it's safe to say that our tempers are getting the better of us. Now, I'm not saying that this Bruce Wayne is Batman as Moxxie's b* research clearly is not a hundred percent accurate. But at the same time there's no proof that he's not Batman. So, I have a plan and it involves you Looney!"said Blitz, causing his adoptive daughter to look at him.
"And your plan is?"inquired Loona, wondering what her adoptive father was up to.
"Well I don't want to sound like a creep but you're a human form is considered attractive by human standards."said Blitz, remembering how many guys were tricked to follow Loona that time they went to the beach to assassinate people during spring break.
"Yeah, what about it?"said Loona, who just wanted Blitz to get to the point already.
"Well is Bruce Wayne is a playboy, so it's safe to assume he's attracted to attractive young girls."said Blitz with a smile, causing his adopted daughter to realize what he was getting at.
"You want me to honey trap him?"said Loona, realizing that her boss wanted her to lure Bruce Wayne somewhere where they could assassinate him.
"We just need you to get him somewhere private where we can figure out if he's Batman or not. But at the end of the day I don't think it really matters considering it's just one less human in the world."said Blitz, causing Moxxie to roll his eyes as Millie clapped her hands with joy.
"Well, I got to admit, for a human he's pretty good looking."said Loona while looking at a photo of Bruce Wayne."Alright, let's f* do this! But how exactly am I going to get close to him since he probably has security guards or some b* like that 24/7."
"Well it just so happens there's a charity event tomorrow, and he is the guest of honor. Now all we have to do is get this some appropriate clothing, get her into the venue, and let her do her work."said Moxxie, wanting to prove that he did his research and he knew what he was talking about.
"What's wrong with my regular outfits?"asked Loona, causing Moxxie to sigh.
"Nothing, but the people attending will be wearing their nicest clothing so we need a dress or something that allows you to blend in without being noticed. As I'm sure a young girl wearing a skimpy outfit will stick out like a sore thumb."said Moxxie, causing everyone to reluctantly agree as he had a point.
"He's right, Looney. We need to get you something more appropriate and luckily for us we can just go to Gotham City, find a dress shop, steal a nice dress, and come straight back to hell! I mean, it's not like the cops will the insurance company are going to believe demons stole from a human?"said Blitz, figuring that stealing a dress for his daughter was no big deal, especially if they were doing it in the human world.
"Fine, but I get to choose the dress!"said Loona, causing everyone to nod their head as they saw no problem with it.
"Great! Now that we have a suspect let's track him down, torture his ass, and kill him as soon as he admits he's Batman!"said Blitz, seeing no flaws in his logic.
Unknown to him someone in an empty room was listening to everything thanks to above the client left at the office a week ago.
"So it begins!"said the mysterious figure, before he snapped his fingers causing a bunch of imps wearing suits and carrying guns to come into the room.
"You are to go to Gotham City and assassinate both I.M.P and Batman, I will not tolerate failure. Do you understand."said the unknown individual in a calm but chilling voice, causing the Imps to shiver nervously before they reluctantly shook their heads in agreement.
"Good, meanwhile inform the other team that they'll be ready to take down that ow demon! He has been a thorn in my side for far too long! But tell them to be careful as he is a powerful demon!"said the mysterious figure, before the Imps left the room as soon as they gave him a salute.
"Soon both the pride ring and Gotham City will be mine!"said the mysterious figure as he sat in the darkness.
As soon his plans to take care of everyone who can get in his way is about to start!