DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Miraculous nor of Ratatouille (2007)

First Author's Note: First Ratatouille fanfic, honestly WON'T be my last. MORE CROSSOVERS OF THESE 2 IN THE WORKS! 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

Second Author's Note: Inspiration came from reading/reviewing the only other crossover of them. Lynse and their truly brilliant one-shot: L'Exterminateur. Third Author's Note is at the End. . .

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RonaldM40196867: That's the goal. Real life wise, I do try have an opinion. As for the series Miraculous Paris, it's like a carnival without the waiting. Yourself?

BearfootTruck: No rush nor pressure, you write when it feels right. *Wink Wink* Always get smile when you use that. Huh don't know personally, I'd think Chuck Norris love that challenge. *Giggles* Any suggestions? Well besides the late double date with Mylivan.

Linguini skates by swiftly filling glasses, and smiling as he takes costumers' orders of course never loosing momentum. Cheerfully zooming through the kitchen winks at his feisty Colette chopping a variety of vegetables. As her blue eyes quickly lock with his own, air kisses are shared. Before the curl redhead, departs out the door, re-entering the interior of Gusteatu. . .

"Yeah, Tiny Chief?"

He asks once Remy stopped whacking the unused pot with a spoon to get his attention. The blue rat runs carefully around the floor. Linguini never taking his ebony eyes off his little friend. Remy stops, turning to his human best friend, pointing to a HUGE beautifully wrapped basket high up on the wooden shelves they built.

Linguini stares confused, until Colette smirks lightly smacking the back of his head with her left hand. Passing him, she effortlessly plucks a step stool grabbing the gift with their doubles of their deserts and cheeses. The see through wrapping designed in red, black and gold stars clicks in Linguini's mind.

"Oh right! Thanks you too. I'm on it!"

Carefully taking the gift basket, fingers soft linger there. Leaning down to kiss Colette's nose, as she fails to suppress raising dark rosy blush. She turns around to Remy the moment her roller skating boyfriend is out of sight.

"He'd be lost without us."

She chuckles softly resuming her task as Remy smiles looking to the swaying doors.

'No other human like Linguini.'

OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN. . .

The restaurant's atmosphere a calm but joyous feeling all around. The tall lanky man speeds towards their table. He smiles softly at the two teenagers kissing. Still he may not want but it has to be done. Clearing his throat quietly loudly.

"Oh hello, excuse us." Adrien bashfully states. Kagami smirks reminding Linguini of his Colette.

"No- no please. Don't apologize for your passion. Just from the kitchen staff. Um. . well here! I'll come back for your order later."

There he goes back inside the kitchen. Emerald green eyes turn to devoted sharp brown ones. He can see the amusement shining in them. Leaning over he kisses her bottom nose.

"Some birthday huh?"

"Quite so and it will continue to be. I love you Adrien."

The smile he gives her, melts both their insides. Grabbing the water glass, before sipping he winks at her.

"Want the check? Asking because I'm still hungry for you." Kagami giggles but lightly shakes her bob-cut blunette haired head. Gently pulling the HUGE gift basket over, looking to the white tag attached to it.

"Adrien look at this."

At his Darling's serious tone, his emerald green eyes widen but still they smile. Looking up to find Linguini standing there with Remy carefully in his apron pocket. The blue rat nodding politely as Plagg peeking out of Adrien's tuxedo breast pocket does the same.

"Happy Birthday HERO."

Linguini softly whispers to Adrien. As the blond silently re-reads the white tag card:

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING CAT NOIR

THE END!

Third Author's Note: Being that my 28th birthday is is this Monday (July 10th), best to get this out before then. Of course, had this idea collecting dust longer then that. *Giggles*