What Would You Do?
Pairing: Yuuna x Nanami
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: I do not own Sono Hanabira or any of its characters.
Considering Yuuna comes from a family of doctors, Nanami would think that the beautiful blonde would think about what kind of doctor she would be. Would she be the kind of doctor that would nurse people back to health? Give physicals? Help with their problems? Wait, that's a psychiatrist. But still, it's still the kind of doctor that helps people's needs.
Come to think of it, Nanami does recall a school idol with a family life that is similar to Yuuna's. A beautiful young woman with red hair and violet eyes who is an excellent pianist with a big secret relationship of her own. Actually a very BIG relationship. It's sort of complicated even for Nanami. Alas, her trio of friends knew about her being a big fan of Muse, so they started listening to all their songs and they insisted on going to karaoke every once in a while to sing some of their songs. Misaki, Rin and Aoi have become fans of Muse themselves and Nanami is happy about that.
Still though, what would Yuuna do in the future? Once she graduates St. Michael's? It's hard to think that Yuuna would tell her family that she's a lesbian. And Nanami herself just told her own family that she's gay and they accepted, much to the pig-tailed girl's relief. However, for Yuuna's family…it will have to remain a secret until the blonde is fully ready. And honestly, that is okay. They can take all the time they need.
"What would Yuuna-sama do?" Nanami says rather out loud for her three friends to hear.
"What are you talking about?" Misaki asks.
"Eh!?" Nanami almost drops her fork while eating lunch with her two friends. "N-n-nothing! Nothing at all!"
"Doesn't sound like nothing," Rin says quietly.
"Is it about Yuuna-sama again?" Aoi asks.
Nanami sighs and just nods. Misaki laughs.
"Hahaha! And what is it this time?" the blonde says. "Lost in your fantasies again?"
"Actually…I was wondering what um…Yuuna-sama would be doing once she graduates," Nanami says. "It's been on my mind for a while."
"Did you ask her that?" Aoi asks.
"N-no…." Nanami says sadly. "I didn't want to…get on a sensitive topic. What if she wasn't ready for it? I mean she still has ways to go. And until then…who will be the new committee chairman of the Environmental Protection Committee?"
Misaki shrugs. "Ahhh, who knows? I DO recall Yuuna-sama coming from a family of doctors."
"So…what do you think about that?" Aoi asks.
"Well, I'm just saying but…" Misaki puts a finger to her chin. "If people were to ask Yuuna-sama some ridiculous questions about some stupid symptoms, would she really save them?"
Aoi sweat drops. "Would they….really do that? It's not possible unless they are faking a disease."
Nanami goes into her fantasy mode, but rather a silly one.
*Fantasy*
"Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories," the patient says.
Yuuna raises an eyebrow while sitting down, holding a clipboard. "When did this all start?"
"Well, uh….AAHHHHHHH!" And there it is, right there immediately. HIs big fear of backstories.
*End of Fantasy*
Nanami sweat drops and shakes her head in dismay. "No way…no way a patient would develop this fear…"
"Well, do you know any other ways a doctor would do that would fit Yuuna-sama?" Misaki asks, crossing her arms.
"Oh, oh, oh! Yuuna-sama would be a veterinarian!" Aoi raises her hand happily.
"Does she love animals?" Misaki asks.
"Errr…uhhh…well…Nanami-chan, does Yuuna-sama love animals?" the short haired girl quickly turns to her friend.
"Eh!? Erm…I guess she…did find a lost cat one time…" Nanami replies.
"She might help take care of animals the best of her ability," Aoi says. "I think that would be a fitting thing for her~"
"A vet, huh…?" Honestly, Nanami doesn't see her beloved be a vet in any shape or form. But…
*Fantasy*
"Don't worry, your kitten is doing fine~" Yuuna says as she places a black kitten on the table. "Perfectly healthy, but you do need some prescriptions to go along with the medicine."
"Thanks so much, Yuuna-sensei! I won't forget your kindness!" The patient says.
The kitten meows in the most adorable way. The patient cuddles with it.
"Ara, you two are really close~" Yuuna cups a hand to her cheek. "I took care of a cat one time. Well behaved and grew up to be a very good kitty until I needed to find a home for it~"
"I see," the patient says. "But thank you so much for this. I'll be seeing you~"
The patient pays the vet and leaves.
*End of Fantasy*
"You know what, that seems a little more tame than the last one," Nanami says to herself, only for her friends to hear it.
"What's more tame?" Misaki asks, crossing her arms with a raised eyebrow. "Snap out of it, Nanami. We're trying to have an important discussion."
"I'm not very sure if this is that important," Nanami sweat drops. "I was just asking a question, that's all."
"What if we have Yuuna-sama be a love doctor?" Rin says out of the blue.
"Wha!?" Nanami squeaks. "Have you lost your mind!? There's no such thing as a love/date doctor!?"
"Have you not seen the movie?" Rin says with a grin. "Yuuna would totally nail it."
"Uhhh…uhhh…!" Nanami has no words for that. She is already in a relationship with her, yet…having Yuuna as a love doctor? What could go wrong there?
*Fantasy*
"Darling, that's not how you treat a lady~" Yuuna says to a young man who has women problems. "You have to be…more daring. More like she wants you. Make her be attracted to you~"
"Y-yes, ma'am!" the young man says.
"Or maybe you just want me to do all the work~" Yuuna playfully scratches his chin. "I could lose my job for it though. I only give advice, not dating the men who seek help~"
"O-of course, ma'am!" the young man says.
"Now then…onto the kiss, shall we~?"
"K-k-kiss!?"
"Let's practice. I'll show you step by step. First stand in front of her. And close your eyes~"
"O-okay…" The young man does as he is told.
"The most important thing is to lean in 80% of the way and hold." Yuuna says with a finger held up. "Come on, darling. Show me…the magic. Show me the magic-"
Chu!
"Ara~! That's quite quick of you~"
"I was showing you the magic!"
"You don't go a whole 100, dearie~" Yuuna wiggles a finger. "Now I might feel your lips for the rest of the day. Your fault~"
"Awwwww!"
*End of Fantasy*
Nanami groans and sweat drops. "Rin's idea is the WORST…!"
"How so? I was only suggesting," Rin says as she sip on her juice. "Then again, maybe I would've wanted a word of romantic advice for my boyfriends…"
"L-l-let's not make any more awkward comments," Nanami waves her hands. "I'm starting to daydream more than I would've predicted."
"Um…Nanami-chan?" Aoi says timidly.
"What's up, Aoi?" Nanami turns to the short haired girl.
"At the very least…Yuuna-sama can be however she wants to be," Aoi says. "I know I said she would be a vet, but that was just a silly suggestion on my part. I wanna change my mind this time."
"Thanks, Aoi," Nanami says.
"I got nothing for Yuuna-sama on my part accept for asking if she would be willing to help even the craziest patients," Misaki crosses her arms. "In any case, Nanami. What matters is that her future is for Yuuna-sama to decide. It's okay to ask her, but you cannot push her. Got it?"
"I'm way ahead of you," Nanami says.
"Goodie," Misaki says.
*Environmental Protection Committee*
"Donations will be held in a week," Yuuna says as she points to the blackboard. "Our school depends on us to…."
Nanami watches Yuuna being as diligent as always when she's chairman of the committee. She puts her elbow on the table with her hand on her cheek, watching her beautiful girlfriend. And before she knows it, the meeting is over and everyone leaves the room except for she and Yuuna. The blonde notices the pig-tailed girl spacing out and giggles. She leans over and kisses her girlfriend on the cheek.
"Nanami~?" Yuuna coos. "Meeting's over~"
"EEK!" the pig-tailed girl jumps from the blonde's call and looks around. "W-we're alone!?"
"Seems that way~" Yuuna cups a hand to her cheek.
"Uuuuu…!" Nanami whines. "I seriously have to get out of that habit…!"
"Ufufu~! You're so cute when you're flustered~" Yuuna says.
"Onee-samaaaa…!" Nanami groans and slumps over at the table.
While Yuuna is cleaning up, the pig-tailed girl decides to pop the question. "Hey…Onee-sama?"
"Yessy, yessy~?" Yuuna asks as she erases the blackboard.
"I know this might be a…difficult topic but…what kind of doctor do you want to be when the time comes?" Nanami asks.
Yuuna stops wiping the board to turn her head and look at her beloved. "Why do you ask that?"
"I-I'm just curious, that's all," Nanami says. "Many scenarios played in my head, but…one of them didn't make sense at all."
Yuuna giggles and walks away from the blackboard to pet the cute girl. "Silly, silly, Nanami. I know the future is important for me, but come on. It's a long way to go before I graduate. I have time to think about who I want to be until then. That's for ME to decide~"
"Right," Nanami nods as she slumps down again. "S-sorry I asked."
"No, no, it's fine~" Yuuna says. "You were curious, that's all~"
"Onee-sama," the cute redhead lifts up again to see the blonde finishing up wiping the blackboard.
"And besides~" Yuuna says. "Our future will be decided as well~"
"Wait…what?" Nanami deadpans.
"You know~" Yuuna says. "The plans for OUR future? Like moving to a new home, get engaged, get married and the like? Ohhhh, what would our honeymoon be like~?" She clasps her hands together with her beautiful blue eyes sparkling. "Me and Nanami…in wedding dresses. And I carry Nanami Princess style while running out of the chapel! Ohhhhh, just imagining it makes my heart race so much~!"
"O-Onee-sama! Are you sure we want to go THAT far ahead!?"
"As long as I am with my cute and beautiful Nanami, it'll be no big deal~"
"That's not the problem!"
"We need to sign some wedding papers and plan out our honeymoon! You better be prepared, Nanam~! Our future DEPENDS on us~"
"Are you even listening to me!? Onee-samaaaaaa!"
A/N: This is for you, Saori-nee. As a thank you for writing that wonderful story for me. Thought I'd return the favor for your kindess.
And that reference there? Well, even if you don't get it, you don't have to worry. It's from a scene from "Hitch: The Cure for the Common Man".
Hope you all liked this.
Have a nice day.
