based on tumblr user phantasus's conquerors of shamble au where instead of being a giant dragon, envy ends up in the human world as tiny snake like version of said dragon form and Ed and Alfons keep him as a pet to keep him out of trouble. Envy was sick of the same food they gave him everyday, so he decided to sneak into the kitchen and see what he could find.

Theirs is the blood of the desert, unjustly spilled over the centuries for the glory of the unworthy. They won't stop until they right the wrongs of history... though this might get them into more trouble than anticipated. (Ishvalan Elrics AU)

I was just an ordinary kid. I had a mom, a dad, and a brother. The only thing is that I'm a lot like Edward Elric I hate milk, I'm short, I don't like being called small, and I do short rants! this is the story of how I ended up in the body of Edward Elric.

For Almei week day 3 (teacher.) Ed has a proposition for Ed, but it conflicts with his life with May

'You will cry only three times for as long as you live; this time is the first.' Roy-centric. Graphic depictions of war.

For Almei week day 2 (tradition.) Al has to practice one of Xing's older traditions.

Sometimes love isn't very good for you, but you keep going back for it anyway. Fifty (possibly a hundred) themes about Envy and Greed, spanning both universes. Contains Envy/Greed, some Ed/Envy, Greed/Ed, Dante/Greed and assorted other pairings.

For Almei week 2017 day 1 (security). May has been given a special task by the Emperor himself.

Edward Elric had been in plenty of sticky situations since he became a State Alchemist, but this one just might his most difficult challenge yet. Takes place in the 2003 universe. Pre-series

Mustang has a nightmare he will never forget. What will it take for him to realize it wasn't real? Parental!RoyEd Oneshot.

Alphonse ha perdido a su hermano y quiere encontrarlo. Pero hay muchos modos de concretar una búsqueda. Podía usar su ropa. Recorrer sus caminos. Y adoptar un hermano pequeño. SPOILERS: este relato se ubica tras el final de la serie. ADVERTENCIAS: AlxFletch, leve yaoi, angst, pero nada de eso es lo esencial. ONE-SHOT.

Il se disait, que depuis le temps qu'il se battait et qu'il ne vivait plus que pour réussir, il était peut-être temps d'accorder une place toute particulière à la jolie mécanicienne qui pimentait sa vie et lui faisait oublier les douleurs de la guerre.

Based on the 2003 anime! Wrath comes back to Izumi and Sig after a year. But he's a little bit afraid how would Izumi react. And what feelings has the young homonculus for Izumi?

OC is a typical Fullmetal fangirl living an ordinary life, then BAM! Suddenly Truth dumps her in Amestris. Why? Who the heck cares! But OC is determined to make Ed her one true love, Edward is desperate to get rid of her, and everybody else is definitely confused. (Basically a two-shot parody of all real-world-girl-OCs Fullmetal fanfics out there)

Al partiu para o Leste enquanto Ed repensou sobre sua longa andança pelo Oeste, posto que agora seu coração batia mais forte em Rosembool. Mas foi a notícia desastrosa da possível existência de um novo ser que poderia mudar a vida de Ed completamente que fez Al atravessar um deserto e bater na porta da casa do irmão. Mas aparentemente, não era bem o que parecia ser.

A red rose has many meanings. Mrs. Bradley is the embodiment of all these meanings, especially when her Selim is the one she protects. Post Brotherhood.

When Riza gets too drunk, Roy comes to her rescue. What happens next? Two-shot

"What owes me the pleasure?" Roy asked, crossing his arms over his chest and smiling lightly. "Just wanted to hear your voice," Ed answered after the briefest of pauses, and it sounded so truthful that it almost made Roy gape. It wasn't often that Ed said things like that after all, so he smiled yet again and responded fondly, "I've missed you too." (A RoyxEd yaoi oneshot!)

This is all they are—a boy and a girl, painting a watercolor world together. ed ღ winry. [childhood drabble/vignette series]

Gluttony is excited for his visit to the amusement park, when things soon take a turn for the worse.

Izumi estaba inquieta, sus discípulos tontos le darían una sorpresa y era de esperarse que trajeran algún problema. Por su lado, los hermanos Elric rezaban a todos los alquimistas del mundo que por lo menos los dejara con vida, pero… ¿Izumi se alegrara o los alquimistas del mundo no escucharan sus suplicas?

Havoc and Riza conspire to get the Colonel to take a night off and have some fun, but their plan backfires when he drinks too much and gets alcohol poisoning.

Su devoción desmesurada y la obligación de ocultar lo que siente nada más que perdición le han significado. Para Edward, ya no hay manera de arruinarse más, ya no hay cómo caer más en la oscuridad: amar a Alphonse de esta forma fue la estocada final a su cordura. Roy x Alphonse / Elricest NO correspondido. One-shot!

In which the Flame is a sitting duck. Implied RoyXEd. This fic is cross posted on AO3

The Truth will set you free. Or hold you hostage. Take your pick. Oneshot.