Just some light moments to tie up a few loose ends, find a woman for Garcia, and celebrate Emily going over the hill. As to the title...I have no idea. Just sounded funny.

Just a little one shot i did, basically a little story of what happens in the Hotchner house on a cozy afternoon.

Penelope and Derek never thought this day would come but now that it's finally here they couldn't be happier.

This is a sequel to my FF "The Paper". Sgt. Harrison Scott, with David Rossi's help, travels to Washington DC to finally get something done. That also allows him to re-connect to my OMC Zach Hotchner and all of the rest of CM gang. And I do mean ALL of the rest.

Spencer and Derek wake up together for the first time. Pure fluff.

They never talk about Elle. They think about her sometimes, but they never, ever, talk about Elle. Somewhat dark story, mentions of suicide.

Based on a scene from the season finale The Replicator. What is going through the minds of the team when they are locked in a room surrounded with explosives, and only have three minutes to get out.

Spencer visits Maeve's grave. Request.

Qualcuno è un amico, qualcuno è un nemico, qualcuno è qui per aiutare, qualcuno è qui per fare del male. Decisioni difficili da prendere, fiducia mal riposta o meno, niente è quello che sembra e tutti hanno un secondo fine. Le regole a volte vanno infrante, ma cosa succede quando non conosci le regole del gioco?

Reid is abducted by a serial killer who forces their victims to confront their neglectful fathers. Forced to relieve a part of his life he wished he never had to, he chooses to call someone else to pose as his father. He just hopes it will work... Rated T to be safe.

This is a quick one-shot that is a follow-up to the last scene of the Season 8 finale with my OC Matt Taylor included and another "guest" as well.

-AU- Since Maeve's death, Dr. Spencer Reid has been imagining things. He's been creating characters and imagining that, along with them, he works in a branch of the FBI called the BAU. Sometimes he hears and sees them. The voice in the back of his head tells him that he's going insane. What can he do to separate his fantasies from reality?

They were so close, and yet still so far away. Written for the "Dearly Departed" challenge at CCOAC.

Take a peek into the lives of JJ's family and team as her sudden death rocks everything they've come to know. (Character death warning. Written for the May Death Challenge.)

People are dying at an anime convention in Minnesota. Can the team catch the killer? Will they lose on of their own? Death Fic Challenge entry. Assigned character: Aaron Hotchner. WARNING FOR CHARACTER DEATH.

When a twisted Unsub causes havoc in Conneticut the BAU are called in to help. With the bodies piling up its a race against time to stop him, but that's easier said than done when the focus of the Unsub shifts onto them, and one member in particular. Slow burning Derek/Emily. Team Fic with focus on Emily.

Alex Blake meets Emily Prentiss

Reid meets a new guy that he's desperate to impress so he claims to be more sexually experienced than he really is. While his new boyfriend is out of town he asks Morgan to help improve his skill so his cover won't be blown. Smut Warning!

When and animal wants out, you never know what will trigger their release.

She was slowly slipping and all she could think was 'did i leave the stove on' this is my post for the May Challenge in CCOAC. this will be at least 2 chapters long at not for kids highly violent!

Spencer decides to teach a remedial math class at the local University. What happens when he meets Derek Morgan...a student? Said student asks him out for a drink. Will he go? After all it is against school policy to socialize with students. But there is just something about Derek Morgan. SLASH! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ;) Review! ((FIRST PERSON POV!))

AU: She thought she would die on her feet. M for later contents, more details inside.

AARON "HOTCH" HOTCHNER CREE TENER UNA VIDA FELIZ Y UNA VIDA PERFECTA... SIN EMBARGO LA LLEGADA DE CIERTA CHICA MORENA HA LOGRADO QUE LO QUE CREIA QUE LO HACIA FELIZ SE TAMBALEE... CON SU HERMANA HACIENDO DE CUPIDO, ¿PODRA SEGUIR VIVIENDO SU VIDA? ¿O IRA TRAS LO QUE ESTA SEGURO DE QUE LO HARA MAS FELIZ? RAMA DE "MI VIDA SE REDUCE A TI" SALUDOS DANNY-GUBLER-REID

Sequel to 'Of Skateboards and Doctors'. Reid starts to teach an eager Jack how to use a skateboard even though he knows Hotch doesn't approve. When Hotch finds out and loses his temper, he is alarmed by Spencer's reaction. Warnings: Mild Slash and Reid could be considered OOC.

The BAU team is called in to help Folkston detectives with a hostage situation. The case seems to go just fine when Morgan does an unforgivable mistake that will put Prentiss into a serious danger. Hotch will have to take one of the hardest decision of his career that could cause serious consequences to the team's dynamic.