"HURRY UP, BONES! YOU'RE SO SLOW" the man dressed in a black hood, black sweater, black sweatpants, and black boots, yelled at his companion, who donned an orange cloak, as well as a long sleeve shirt, sweatpants, and dress shoes of the same color, as they ran through the field of tall grass they had found themselves in.
"Didn't know we had reached a last name basis, Spears. I suppose our formal friendship crumbles as we reach the level of rude sayings to each other." was Bones' reply to the yelling, as well as a grin. Chains made a face of tired disgust at them before replying with his own quip.
"Eugh, just for that Patricio, first name basis." Bones started laughing at that response when Spears put his hand over their mouth, shutting them up. He pointed a few hundred feet ahead of them, where an old brick structure lay, most likely populated by...something.
Bones was excited by this news, an opportunity to use the combination of a staff and a hammer that they used as a weapon, and Spears was as well, as he could finally prove his worth to the gang that he had forced his way into, by defeating these enemies with his two metal pipes, small ones mind you.
The two sneaked over torwards the crumbling building, keeping their volume as low as possible, Chains only a few inches in front of Bones. They kept on crawling through the tall grass until they heard something...a groan. Chains looked up and saw a figure walking aimlessly, brandishing torn clothing. It's left arm had been torn off, but it paid no mind to it.
Chains chuckled as he jumped out of the grass and immediately hit the zombie through the skull with one of the pipes, immediately killing it. He was about to call out to Bones before two zombies jump out from was remained of the roof belonging to the building. He yelled in pain as they tore him apart, more zombies joining in to the murder.
Bones frowned at this, not so much at Chains' fucking dying right in front of them, but at the fact that there were even more zombies. They sighed as they rose out of the grass. They smiled as the zombies started running torwards them. They swung the hammer staff combo at the first zombie to approach, launching it's head into the dirt, splashing the insides across the floor. Without missing a beat, they ripped the weapon out of the ground and swung at the rest of the zombies, killing them all as well.
They were about to start walking away, proud of the easy killing, when they heard rustling ahead of them. It was the body of Chains, rising up..as a zombie (obviously lmaoooooo). Bones groaned as they walked torwards the corpse, until it started running torwards them. They swung the weapon torwards Chains, but he actually dodged the swing, much to Bones' surprise.
Bone's didn't have time to swing again, and they knew it. Chains went in for a bite, aiming for his arm, but whenever he bit down on it, all of his teeth ended up shattering. Bones laughed at the stupidity of the zombie, before hitting him with the bottom part of his weapon, the staff part of it.
The zombie fell, and when it hit the floor, Bones stomped on it's skull, exploding it. He chuckled at the fact he had found the zombie a threat for a second before he...turned into some sort of slime and escaping the scene, dragging his weapon across the floor.
