Chapter 4: "Bitch-sensei?!"
Episode #4: Grown-up time
The scene lit up at a store.
"Long time no see, Big Teach." greeted the cashier as Koro-sensei walked towards him to pay.
"Yes, I've finally gotten paid."
He then went out of store. "Japan's cheap snacks are superb quality. They're absolutely worth disguising myself for!"
"Did he not noticethe disguise at all?" as a girl from Class B.
Megu look at herand raised an eyebrow "I mean you haven't notice his disguise everytime he goes to main campus." She shrugged and the girl blushes as she realize that Megu was right.
Suddenly he heard a voice "Stop that!" He looked up to see a woman being cornered by 3 guys.
"Aw, just come with us, willya?"
"But I have to get to my new teaching position!"
"So you're a teacher!"
"Tutor us, then... we're awful dumb!"
"Yeah obviously" Araki grimaced
"Hey she looks familiar" Tanaka whispered to Takada who nods.
Suddenly Koro-sensei appeared from behind them.
"Why don't I tutor you in the right way to hit on a woman from your car?" Koro-sensei grabbed them and throw them inside the car. "Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully." He then put ribbon all over the car.
"THE CAR'S LOUSY WITH RIBBONS!"
"There is no Lesson 2." he said before teleporting to the woman. "Are you all right?"
They look on screen dumbfounded, well except E Class who look unamused.
The woman hugged him "Thank you so much! What an upstanding man. I'll never forget your kindness! By the way, do you know how to get to Kunugigaoka Junior High?"
"Oh shit. She was that Professor of them!" Said Tanaka remembering.
Asano heard this and grimaced. He then narrowed his eyes. 'I'm pretty sure she's not a normal teacher.'
Opening has been skipped
{Episode 4: "Grown-up Time"}
The scene changes inside the classroom.
"Now, allow me to introduce your brand-new temporary foreign-language teacher." Karasuma coldly said.
The E class stares in disbelief as the new teacher had her arms around Koro-sensei "Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!" She greeted cheerfully.
'What a knockout!'
'What knockers!'
'Wait...Why she's all over him?'
"Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?"
E Class sweatdropped as they watched their teachers.
'Pisses me off.'
"That's a wig "
"Oh, I don't mind!"
"So like...you guys seems to hate her"
"If you're on our ahoes what you gonna feel?" That's Karma. The guy went silent. "That's what I thought." He smirked
The screen then went to Karasuma "This school intends to give you authentic experience in foreign languages. I trust there are no complaints about her taking over half your English lessons?" Karasuma turned to Koro-sensei who answered "If we must..."
E Class look in disbelief.
The scene then went to Nagisa and Kayano.
"We've got us one heck of a teacher! Not only that, she seems to really have a thing for Koro-sensei." Kayano said and Nagisa turned to her "Uh-huh." he nods.
Nagisa turned to look down as he reveals his little notebook and pen
"I might get some assassination hints out of this. The octopoid Koro-sensei seems flummoxed, having a human woman hanging all over him. His face has so many unique colors...so what color is "bewilderment"?"
Suddenly as Koro-sensei look at Irina's boobs he get red flushed on his cheeks and his face turned bright pink.
E Class once again sweat dropped.
'He's just plain smitten!'
'There's no mistaking that face.'
'Guess he goes for humans, too.'
A paper shows up:
{Koro-sensei weakpoint #5: Boobs}
"SERIOUSLY?!" The whole school buested out...except E Class who cover their ears.
"And they said they not interested" Okano rolled his eyes.
Irina blushed as she looked up at the octopoid teacher.
"The more I look at you, the more I like what I see. Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...Your undefined joints...Why, you're positively captivating!" She hugged him making E Class more annoyed.
"How embarrassing!" Koro-sensei said
'Don't let her trick you, Koro-sensei!' Okano thought
'No woman finds those things attractive!' Rio shouted in her mind.
Nagisa look ahead seriously.
'We're not that dense. Any teacher coming to this class at this time has a fairly high probability of being no ordinary teacher.' Nagisa thought as the scene changes.
Asano narrowed his eyes 'Indeed. She was either a secret agent or...an assassin.'
They are now at the courtyard.
"Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!" they shouted
From inside the campus Irina was watching them. Karasuma walked up to her.
"I had all kinds of close-range methods prepared...I just never thought my seduction tactics would work." Her eyes were covered with shadows as she frown.
Karasuma looked at her. She then lit up a cigarette.
'Irina Jelavich. Profession: Assassin.' Karasuma started suddenly the screen was cut and Irina was shown as Karasuma narrates.
'So an assassin.' Asano confirmed
"But why put an assassin. I get it the world is at risk, but won't it put the students in danger?" asked Koyama
"Who knows? Probably for students?" suggested Ren.
'There's a much bigger reason. That. Only my father and THEM knew.' Asano gritted his teeth at the thought.
'Not only is she beautiful, she has a dozen languages at her command. She can bewitch a target from any nation, and kill even heavily guarded targets from point-blank range with ease. She's an assassin with a fine handle on infiltration and approach.'
Irina was seen holding a gun towards the head of an old man. Both of them are naked but it wasn't really fully shown.
She shoot the guy. And the screen fades back to present.
"But you can't just hire an assassin to work at a school. We'll have you do some teaching to keep up appearances."
Irina walked out before smiling and saying "I'm a pro. My job will be done before I need to resort to teaching."
"A pro assassin she is." Tanaka look on im full disappointment.
The scene changed outside as Koro-sensei's voice was heard as he passes the ball.
"Hup! Pass!"
Karma catches the ball with his feet and kicked it back before shooting "Hup! Kill!"
Koro-sensei dodges "Hup! Pass!" He shouted.
Okano kicked the ball before attacking Koro-sensei.
"Hup! Kill!" Okano shouted
"That looks fun."
"Yeah. I wish we had that as our PE"
"I know right."
E Class sighed and Asano glares.
Okano frowned as Koro-sensei dodges "Hup! Pa--" Koro-sensei was cut off when someone called him. "Koro-sensei!" The screen tuened to thw owner of thw voice and so does Koro-sensei and E Class. "Oh, Koro-sensei!" The owner was Irina. She run down waving at him.
"Karasuma-sensei tells me you're oh so very fast! Is that true?"
"Well, not that fast..."
Then Irina uses "Puppy Eyes" aka "Pleading Eyes" as she asks
"Could you do me a favor? I'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee. Won't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?"
Koro-sensei's face turned pink as his cheeks turned red. "Why, of course. I happen to know a great cafe in Vietnam."
He then flew away. Just as he did so, the class bell rings.
"Er...Irina-sensei? Class is starting. Shouldn't we go back in?" asked Isogai
However, Irina lit up another cigarette "Class? Oh, right. Just make it a study hall or something."
Asano glared at screen. Others shot up from the sudden change in her tone.
"Here we go again." Rio sighed
Okajima gasped at that. Irina then look at them "And...can you not call me by my first name?" E-class was shocked at this. "I won't be playing teacher unless that octopus is around, so you are to call me Jelavich-san." She said
Intense music started playing until...
"So what are you going to do, Bitch-san?" Karma asked and the intense music disappeared.
E Class laugh at that as others grimaced.
Karma just look proud.
Irina look back angrily at Karma "No nicknames!"
Karma looked at her and smirk as he raised an eyebrow "You're an assassin, right? The entire class working together can't kill this monster,-" He then tilted his head up high "and you're going to kill him all by yourself?" He asked
Irina smirks at him "Brat. Grown-ups have their own grown-up ways of doing things." She then turned to Nagisa. "You must be Shiota Nagisa-kun."
Nagisa nodded and Irina walks to him cupped his cheeks and kissed him.
Their jaw dropped.
"HOW LUCKY!" all boys (except A Class and E Class) shouts.
Hara looked surprise.
Kayano's jaw dropped.
Okajima and Maehara stared dreamingly.
And then Karma...who...has his fingers under his chin-- smiles evilly.
Numbers of hit were shown.
Before Nagisa pales and almost lost his consciousness. Irina held him in his breast "Come to the staff roof later. I'd like to see what you have on him." She let go as Nagisa fell on the ground.
"The same goes for anyone else with key intel! I'll give you something good in return." She said as 3 men walked in. "I can even swap in a man for you girls." Thise 3 men, were the same 2 men from before. "It's a pro's job to have both technique and connections. You brats go watch from the outfield." The 3 men walked besides her "Oh, one more thing. Interfere even slightly in my assassination and I'll kill you."
"She's creepy" Said Ren his friends nodded along but Asano smirks 'I'd like to see you try.' He looks at E Class.
Nagisa still on the ground and with his arms covering his mouth has his eyes widened 'Her skilled kisses that makes you swoon. Her tough-looking companions.The gravity of her threat. We knew at once she was the real deal, a professional killer. At the same time, most of the class sensed something else, we hated her.'
"Yeah...Of course." Said Shindou as he deadpan.
As Nagisa finished his thoughts...The scene changes.
Bitch sensei was seen inside the classroom seating.
'I've never killed an unidentified creature like this before...'
Map (is it?) and tablet were on her hands.
'Everything's ready.' E class was just staring at her.
She looked at Nagisa who looks at her. She then winks at him and the poor boy shivered.
'The boy's shared his intel with me.'
"More on forced to..." Nagisa grimaced
A flashback starts...
Irina had Nagisa cornered.
"Some of us have destroyed a single tentacle, but that doesn't faze him. Maybe... you have to destroy all his tentacles at once. He can escape before you deal the final blow. And...if you plan to sneak up on him, you probably shouldn't smoke."
"Yeah." Sugino agreed, the E class hummed in agreement as the others look on in full interest.
Irina looks at him confused then the scene switches to when Sugino and Nagisa were eating outside. Suddenly Koro-sensei went to them from behind the tree.
"Hello there." He greeted sweat dropping as the two flinched in shock
"For having no nose--"
"Oh, those chocolate bamboo-shoot cookies!" Koro-sensei had shouted
"Koro-sensei has a wicked sense of smell."
The scene went to end as well as the flashback.
'That won't conflict with my plan.' Unbeknownst to her E Class was looking annoyed.
"Umm yeah...can you like...look at E Class?" Tomoya shivered
'I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros who's pulled off assassinations in all kinds of circumstances.'
Maehara cutted her thoughts.
"C'mon, Bitch-san, teach us already!"
A large word struck her into her chest.
"Yeah, Bitch-neesan."
Another one on her head
"I mean, you are the teacher here, right, Bitch-san?"
And another one on her head. The she snaps.
"Quit your "bitch"ing! For one things, they're pronounced differently! You Japanese can't differentiate between B and V! I'll teach you the right way to say V!"
Other class chuckles but then they realized...
'Wait B and V pronounced differently?!'
Hazama, Muramatsu and Chiba looked at her as if tired already.
"First, lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!"
Hazama, Muramatsu and Chiba was seen biting their bottom lip.
"Yes, right!" and so did the others
"Now stay like that for an hour and give me some peace and quiet."
E Class then get annoyed 'What kind of lesson is this?!' They all thought.
E-Class sighed in exasperation as the other class sweatdropped.
The scene changes.
"I understand you've brought a rather shady trio." Karasuma's voice could be heard before showing him with Irina. "That plan is news to me." He added
"Yes: all pros, all more than competent. And tight-lipped. They're so in love with me, they'll do whatever I ask...for free. Everything's set up. Today I act." She explains.
As soon as she finished speaking Koro-sensei landed calling her "Irina-sensei!" He walked up to them "Here's the Indian chai you requested."
"Oh, thank you, Koro-sensei! Just what I wanted for my afternoon tea!" She then run up to him. "Actually, Koro-sensei, I'd like to speak with you. Could you come to the shed during fifth period?" She asked.
Koro-sensei turned pink "Speak with me? But of course. Fifth period, right? I'll be there with certain-tea! Because that's chai tea, get it!"
The scene changes to PE time and E class was shown practicing shooting.
"I wanna try it too. Was it easy?"
"Of course not...at the start that is. When you get a good grip on it, it'll be a piece of cake." Megu shrugged and her classmates nods.
Mimura suddenly looked near the shed where Koro-sensei and Irina were walking together. "Hey, now... you kiddin' me?" Mimura had asked earning others' attention. "They're goin' into that shed together!" He had shouted.
"Kind of a let-down, watching Koro-sensei fall for such an obvious ploy." Sugaya whined as Koro-sensei could be heard saying "My trip to India was perfect chai-ming!"
Megu turned to Karasuma "Karasuma-sensei?" Karasuna loomed at her "I don't think we'll ever warm up to her." She said serious.
That makes other flinched. They never expected E Class to actually be that disappointed in not "warming up" or "being close" towards their teacher.
'They are not as bad as they make it seems.' a girl from B Class (Tsuchida?) look at Megu and her friends.
"Apologies. She's a pro here on government orders. Still...completing all her preparations in a single day proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber."
The scene changes inside the shed.
"So what did you want to talk about, Irina-sensei?" Koro-sensei asked as Irina was seen with his eyes covered by shadows.
'Assassination by infiltration requires flexibility toward ones target.' She turned as she smiles to him.
'I'm up against an unidentified creature.' She started removing her jacket.
"Koro-sensei..."
'Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.' She goes near him blush on her cheeks.
"I...I always fall for exceptional people."
She leaned on him which caught the octopoid offguard, turning pink.
Tanaka and Takada turned red and had a few nosebleeds as tissues pop infront of them.
"With your body, your strength... you're so exceptional, it was love at first sight."
"Oh, err, uh--"
"Do you think that makes me a strange woman?"
'Turn his attention to me, even by force, so he won't notice what's really going on. I spent all night fixing up the place. All to hunt you down...target of mine.'
The scene was cut again. And then lit up.
"What happened?"
"Did something happen?"
"What was that for?"
"You're a bad boy, Koro-sensei."
"W-We can't do this...not here!"
At this rate even Asano and the big five blushes.
E Class however yawned, already used to it, surprisingly even Maehara and Okajima.
'You foolish, foolish man. Farewell.'
She then leaned away from him. "Give me a minute to take all this off." She said
"All?!" Koro-sensei panicked as he remains pink
"Relax... I'll be all done in a minute."
"All?! All--" He turned back to normal as his words were cut by gunfires from behind.
"ALL?!" All boys shouted not including E -gumi. Well it includes only Maehara and Okajima. Who both get bonked by Okano.
Irina was shown hiding as she covers her ears 'Live ammo and real guns. M61. M134. M249. All spraying ammo with superlative speed and firepowder. These weird pellets won't come into play. After all, there's nothing these bullets won't kill. Firing comolete in 3, 2, 1...' She look outside 'ze--' But her eyes widened seeing the horror.
There was smoke all over the place. Koro-sensei could be seen standing atill like nothing happened few moments ago. He also have red sparks on his eyes as he laughed.
"Unfortunately, Irina-sensei, lead bullets have no effect on me. They just mekt inside my body." He shiws her the melted bullets in his hands "And take a good look at my face." He now have 4 dots in his face.
Irina's eyes widened as she took a step back "You have...four eyes?!" She asked "No, two of those are nostrils." He answered "Who can tell?!" Irina shouted.
"Exactly who can tell?!" E Class shouted as other students stares in shick except Asano who glared.
'He did said that only those BB pellets in first episode.'
The 3 men from before was shown laying on the ground.
"There's a metallic odor in the shed that wasn't here until yesterday. An old-man smell whose incongruity openwd my nostrils."
Irina's eyes went wide as a Flashback was shown.
"For having no nose, Koro-sensei has a wicked sense of smell." Nagisa had told her. But she didn't listen.
The flashback ends.
'He do have useful notes. Which seems useless.' Asano eyed Nagisa.
When suddenly a paper was theown at him he opened it and read its content.
"What do you want, smartass? - Karma" is what written on it. He look at the red head boy who glare at him. 'What's wrong with him?'
"By pretending to be caught in your trap, I could easily uncover my assassin." Koro-sensei loiked uo and his eyes was seen growing bright red. "In other words...as a pro, you clung too tightly to common-sense assassination."
Suddenly the E Class Students was shown looking at the shed as Koro-sensei continues. "My students' attempts are far more flexible and formidable."
They flinched at that. While E Class gasped in amusement as their target just praised them.
The scene went back to what happening inside the shed.
"And did you know? My retaliation takes the form of care and grooming."
"Nooo!"
A loud scream was heard from inside the shed straight to the students' ears.
"What was that?!" Okano gasped
"Gunshots, a scream...and now a slithery sound!" Okajima said
Then a moan from inside was heard "No! No..."
The E-Class sweat dropped.
"She's getting slithered but good!" Okajima blushed
Maehara started running towards the aged but not before shouting "Let's go!"
Others followed him.
Koro-sensei went out of shed his head, face, and body is all pink.
"Koro-sensei" called Nagisa
"How are those boobs?!" asked Okajima
"I wish I could have enjoyed myself a little longer...but I'm really looking forward to our classes together." He turned back to normal.
"W-What happened in there?" asked Nagisa
Just then Irina walked out of shed in full new outfit.
"Bitch-sensei is wearing a wholesome, retro gym outfit!" shouts Nagisa
"To think he did all that to me in only kne minute..." Irina muttered "He loosened my stiff shoulders and back, gave me a lymphatic oil massage, got me changed at top speed...and then to do that slithery thing with his tentacles?"
Nagisa, Maehara, Okajima, Sugino, Mimura, and Yada were seen as they sweat dropped. Irina fell to the ground and Nagisa, Maehara, Okajima, Sugino, Mimura, and Yada all pales.
"What thing?!"
Nagisa turned to Koro-sensei as he pounts at Irina "What did you do, Koro-sensei?"
Koro-sensei's face tuened blank as he look away "Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care."
Some students look on disgust. Some look on stunned. E - Class rolled their eyes as other students have nosebleeds.
"That's the face of a guilty grown-up!"
They started walking back to classroom then. "Back to the classroom, now." Koro-sensei chimed.
"Yes, sir." They all said
The screen then focused on Irina who slowly gets up from the ground "This is unforgivable. I've never suffered such an unsightly failure!" She took off her headband and glares ahead. "I am a pro, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!"
E - Class sign was shown.
Then the E Class looking either annoyed or bored.
'That octopus better not think a pro like me is already out of ideas.' Irina was seen gritting her teeth as she clicked on the tablet.
'I'll need all-new supplies.'
Karma was seen smirking from the back.
"Dammit! why doesn't this backwoods school have Wi-Fi?!" Irina shouted
"You're trying awful hard, Bitch-sensei. Your pride must be in tatters after that." Karma chuckles as Irina turned to him annoyed.
"Excuse me..." Isogai tried "What?" Irina asked "If you won't teach us anything, could you swap with Koro-sensei?" Isogai asked
"We've got entrance exams this year." He added.
"Ha! You want that vicious creature to teach you? You think your exams compare at all to a planetary crisis?" She then stand up. "Must be nice being a clueless kid! Besides, I understand you E-Class students are the school's loser misfits."
Others look at E Class apologetically which they ignored.
They gritted their teeth and frown at that.
Others have their eyes covered in shadow as Nagisa gasped and Karma smirks.
Tanaka leaned in "She's dead, isn't she?" Takada only gulped before nodded.
"There can't be any point to studying now. I know... how about this? If my attempt succeeds, I'll give you 5 million yen to share! That's far more than you'd gain from any pointless schoolwork! So shut up and do as I..." She was cut off when an eraser was thrown beside her.
"Get out." Maehara said coldly
"Damn. That was cold" Araki shivered.
She look at the E Class confused.
Then she gasped and was taken a back.
E Class students was shown glaring at her with intent to kill and full dangerous bloodlust.
Asano had his eyes widened and so is the others.
"Oh come on, it's not like we'll kill someone other than Koro-sensei" Meg smirks as her classmates laugh
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"GET OUT, YOU DAMN BITCH!"
"BRING IN KORO-SENSEI!"
Papers, pens, and other more things were thrown at her as she tries shielding herself. "Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!"
"I'd like to see you try!" Sugaya shouted
"Yeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!" Kayano shouted as she held a sign probably saying "No Big Boobs!!!!"
"That's your complaint?!" Nagisa had asked
From behind the door Karasuma gritted his teeth, facepalming as he had witnessed the event.
Asano facepalmed as others sweatdropped and stares at screen dumbfounded.
E Class found themselves laughing so hard they almost fell off their chair.
The scene changes to the Staff room.
"What's with those brats?! They're sharing space with a fine woman like me...and they're not greateful?!" She shouted
"They're not...hence the classroom chaos. Go apologize to them...if you want to stick around for another attempt, that is." Karasuma stopped what he's doing and look at Irina
'So we need to be "friendly" to E Class if we want to try and kill him?' Ren look at the E Class before grimacing.
"Why should I?! I have no teaching experience! Let me focus on assassination!"
Karasuma sighed "All right, then. Come with me." He stand up and walked out, Irina following from behind.
Soon enough, they could hear Koro-sensei's voice. "Erromango, one of the islands of Vanuatu, or the New Hebrides..."
"What?" Tsuchida raised an eyebrow
Karasuma and Irina hides behind a tree.
"What's he doing?"
"Writing test questions. It's what he does every Wednesday during sixth period."
Irina leaned in the tree "It sure seems to be taking a long time. At Mach 20, shouldn't those tests be written already?"
"Exactly." The big five chorused (well except Asano).
"They're different for each student." Karasuma said and Irina gasped surprise as her eyes widened.
"He writes individualized questions, taking into account the students' best and worst subjects." The scene shows Maehara, Terasaka, and Hayami passing their paper on Karasuma as he looked onto it.
"So that's why we have different questions?" Hayami asked and Chiba nodded.
The scene fades back to present
"Chiba-kun has spatial figures down pat. Why don't I give him a slightly tougher trick question?" Koro-sensei said to himself
Chiba gasped amused... 'I do?'
"He has advanced intelligence and speed, this dangerous creature who'll destroy the Earth. And his teaching work is close to perfect." It was as if something dawned at Irina as Karasuma said those words.
Few more while after that they are now watching the kids play badminton.
"Take that!"
"Now look at the students." Karasuma pointed at the kids
"They're just fooling around." She said
"It's training, how to accurately strike a moving target with a knife." Her eyes widened in shock
"Assassination badminton. I taught them that."
"IT IS?!" they shout...they thought E Class has been messing around since the beginning seems like they're wrong...Asano thought the same.
"Attack!"
"What?" Irina asked
"That's a thrust: 3 points."
"Target and teacher, assassins and students."
Inside the room was shown Harra and Sugaya talking to Koro-sensei.
"Here in this bizarre classroom the creature's made for us, everyone has two roles to play." Karasuma explained as Sugaya tries to stab Koro-sensei.
Irina was shown as her eyes widened and as Karasuma stares at her "You make a big deal out of being a pro, but if you can't be both an assassin and a teacher, then this is the worst place for a pro like you." Karasuma said.
Irina gasped.
"You okay?"
"Sheesh!"
"If you want to stay here and keep going after him, don't look down on these students."
"Another praise..." a gurl from B class said
Tsuchida look at Meg "I guess they not really that bad..."
Irina frowned at that.
The scene changes and everyone now is on their classroom.
Suddenly Irina walked in, shocking everyone of them.
They stare at her as she write down something on the board.
You are incredible in bed.
That's what written on the board.
" "You're incredible in bed." Repeat." She said in English.
The big five grimaced, E Class facepalmed and the rest wonder what it means.
Everyone seat down on their places but hesitant to say the word.
"Come on!" She said
" "Y-You are incredible in bed." " The class said
"When I assassinated a certain VIP in America, I first turned on the charm to get close to his bodyguard. Those are the words he said to me. They mean: "You're great in the sack!" " Irina explained.
Nagisa flushed at that 'Just what are you making us junior-high kids say?!'
Those who already knew just grimaced and for those who didn't gasped in shock. 'Just what are you making junior-high kids say?!'
"It's often said that the fastest way to learn another language is to get yourself a lover who speaks it." She began
"You want to know what they're feeling, so you try your hardest to understand what they say." She explained
"When necessary in the course of my work...I have used that method to learn more than a few new languages. Therefore, my lessons will teach you how to sweet-talk foreigners. The basics of chummy chats, straight from a pro assassin: Master them and they'll come in handy with a real live foreigner." The scene went to Okajima ad Rio as she said those
"A foreigner!" they stare dreamily at air imagining different foreigners at same time.
Majority look at Okajima and Rio. The two smirks proudly as their classmates sighed at their antics.
Irina look down on the ground "Let that octopus teach you what you need for your exams. The only thing I can teach you is practical conversation skills." She stopped and put her hands together.
"And if you still don't think of me as a teacher, I'll give up on my assassination and leave." She then looked away from them
"Th-That ought to fly with you all." She look back at them as she blushed.
"And... I'm sorry about all that stuff."
They stared at her in shock before staring at each other. Then they all laughed.
"She apologizes to E Class..." Koyama said
Asano sighed 'Why and How they get all they want and need? Well at least now I know one of my father's secrets...the best one at that.'
"Why so nervous? You were just threatening to kill us!" Karma smirks
Irina gasped at this.
"She's totally a teacher now." Maehara said looking at Okano who smiled.
"We can't call "Bitch-neesan" anymore." Okano said.
"You...You understand!" Irina said as she covers her mouth.
"It was a pretty rude thing to call a teacher."
"Yeah. We need something else."
She smiled at that but then--
"How 'bout "Bitch-sensei"?"
She was stunned at that as if turned into ice.
"Er...how about we move away from the whole "bitch" thing? Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--" She was cut off
"But that "bitch" thing really isn't going away." Maehara said
"Yeah. "Bitch-sensei" fits her way better than "Irina-sensei." " Okano agreed.
"Well, there you have it. Welcome, Bitch-sensei!"
"Let's get started, Bitch-sensei!"
That made Irina mad.
"I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!"
But the E Class just laughed at her
From behind the classroom door, Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei are both watching the scene.
"She's fitting right in." Koro-sensei said
"More or less." Karasuma answered
"Don't screw with me! Bunch of rotten brats!" Irina had shout
Karasuma silently and slowly draw a gun.
"Thank you, Karasuma-sensei. I want my students to be able to converse with an acrual foreigner, and really, who better than a globetrotting assassin?" He turned to Karasuma
Karasuma from at that.
'You mean he saw all this coming?'
Koro-sensei walked away happily "Time to top off my sugar reserves after all that hard mental work!"
'He stubbornly refuses to say why he started teaching the E Class. But the more we can make this place the ideal assassination environment, the more we're lured into making it the ideal learning environment.'
The scene moved inside the classroom
"I'll give you "Bitch-san"! Do it right!"
"Aren't you cute?!"
"I am not!"
The scene then changes back to Karasuma as Koro-sensei walked out.
'This monster's got us all at the tips of his tentacles.' Karasuma smirks at the thought.
Closing has been skipped.
The screen fades to black.
Students sighed and stretch their body.
"Okay. No breaks. Since you know...we will have breaks after every three/third episodes. Don't worry I'll make sure to give you at least an hour break after episode 6. That's all." The host speak and they sighed as new set of fooda and drink appeared on their table
Also the screen light up...for another episode.
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Sorry if this took too long...I finished writing this 2 weeks ago but I still forgot to upload. I just remember now. I also forgot to write the next chapter I'm too busy cause our school is near and it keeps raining and flooding here. Thank you for support bye luv u all.