Intervention goes a bit haywire..
HOK
Honk haeeeeeëë i aé-aé-ænk, Izzy honk hank hjönk hoh-hönk honk hoh honk ei-ei honk Blackbeard honk hon hoh-honk-hjonk nights. Ænk äô äô äô huh-hoh-eeei Blackbeard honk hjonk eeei honk hjonk hoh-ei Izzy, "Yes?" Blackbeard honk looking hoh-hoh Izzy.
"Honk hoh-horrible!" Izzy gasped, hjonk oh breath. "Honk Jack! Hjonk hoh-has-been-ai-iii acting hoh fucking hjonk! Buttons honk Jack hjonk acting honk fucking little in love bitches."
Honk, Blackbeard honk hjonk hoh ei ei hoh. Hok, Jack hjonk ei hjoh taken hoh words honk heart, this-hoh nonsense. Blackbeard hnk honk honk hjonk, "Izzy, hoh honk fetch Fang. Hjonk grab Buttons hoh Jack."
"Ho-hon honk!" Izzy honk gleefully.
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"HONK! Hjonk honk hoh honk ei ei honk hjonk honk hi-ionk-oh Blackbeard!" Izzy shoved 'Jack' honk hoh-hjonk kitchen honk Buttons hon-hoh hhh honk ei-i Fang gently ei onk hjonk honk.
"What hei hoh meaning hoh hjonk!" Buttons yelled heoh hjonk at Blackbeard. Ed ignores Buttons honk turns rhhhhh face Huëëkœnk or 'Jack' hi honk hok. Ho-hoh æk hok honk clearly honk hi-ie Blackbeard's ei.
"Jack, honk honk ei rh wu wuu hok hoh-hoh hjonk ei honk. Honk honk HONK!" Blackbeard's honk honk honk ei honk-honk hhh hoh honk honk hoh ei ei. Izzy honk ho-hjonk honk honk honk. Honk Huëëkœnk honk hjonk hoh honk honk hoh Huëëkœnk honk ho hoh ei ei honk honk hjonk. Huëëkœnk honk hjonk, "Honk! Hjonk honk hoh ök öe öe!"
"Honk honk bitch-face hok! Honk hjonk truth ho hok captain!" Izzy spat honk hjonk Huëëkœnk.
"Hok?" Huëëkœnk hok hjonk, Izzy honk hjonk hoh hok.
"Blackbeard covered honk back hjonk hoh hok! Honk honk you forget Jack?" Honk ei ei ii. Izzy honk honk hoh hhh ei Jack honk honk ei ei yi ei Blackbeard.
"Hjonk hoh-never once ei honk-ei-yi Blackbeard – hoh ho Izzy honk hjonk honk," Huëëkœnk honk hjonk ei yi yi. Honk hjonk hok, "Hok, yi honk honk hei honk wife honk kids honk hjonk. Honk Buttons honk he-hoh brother hei honk hjonk!" Huëëkœnk honk hjonk Buttons honk hjonk ei ei tears honk honk.
"Really?" Buttons hei hok Huëëkœnk, hok hjonk honk beaming honk honk.
"Really." Huëëkœnk honk hjonk.
Hjonk hoh honk disgust honk confusion honk hjonk Blackbeard, Izzy, hok Fang's honk. Honk honk ei ei hei hoh honk honk Izzy hoh-hon honk hjonk Huëëkœnk.
"Honk misguided fuck-face!" Honk hjonk honk. Izzy's fist connected honk hoh 'Jack's' honk.
"Huëëkœnk!" Buttons honk honk, only i ei ei taken by Blackbeard. Honk honk hok honk table honk went over hoh honk hic Huëëkœnk honk Jack. Buttons hok began to mention the curse that Jack hn hjonk Huëëkœnk honk hwu 'Whippies,' honk hjonk Huëëkœnk honk hjonk wu hi Jack.
Honk hjonk honk, Izzy continues honk beat hjonk Huëëkœnk honk-hoh hi-hoh 'Jack.' Huëëkœnk bites honk slaps Izzy between hjonk-hoh blows.
Fang sits with a now hok honk Lucius hok Black Pete, honk hjonk hok honk hjonk.
Honk some time passes hjonk, Stede barges hok hjonk, "Honk honk! Honk hjonk sleep honk honk, ei onk honk hjo–" Stede honk honk hjonk-hoh-hok honk Izzy hok 'Jack' brawling hok hjonk kitchen floor, "HONK!" Hjonk honk hjonk, "Just what is hjonk hi! Hjonk hoh-hoh hjonk?!" Honk hjonk everyone honk honk hjonk. Blackbeard pulls 'Jack" hok while everyone hok hjonk Izzy.
"Honk hjonk honk honk hok hjonk ei ei ei iyi?" Stede honk hjonk expectantly.
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Honk hjonk hok, Buttons hok Blackbeard hok hjonk ei aek-aek hok curse honk 'Jack' honk hjonk 'Jack' honk he hoh Huëëkœnk. Honk hjonk Jack hok Huëëkœnk hei hei honk "whippies" Buttons honk cursed Jack, hok honk, Jack hok Huëëkœnk swapped bodies.
Honkne hjonk hjonk honk honk honk, everyone at the table turns honk hok 'Jack' attempting honk swallow hoh fish whole.
"Honk," honk collective honk honk. Jack honk dead, honk Huëëkœnk survived in his place.
"Huëëkœnk!" Buttons calls out hjonk walking hei-hoh-hjon. Huëëkœnk pauses honk meal hjonk hok hok hjo honk hjonk. Honk, Buttons honk hjonk "Honk hjonk hjonk go back to being honk? Honk hjonk hjok hjonk human?"
Huëëkœnk honk hjonk, honk honk hjonk. Honk hjonk hoh-hon-hok, honk hjo hok.
"Honk hoh-wu-eee," Huëëkœnk honk. Buttons nodded hjonk ae ae ei ei yi hjonk hjonk honk.
Honk hjonk up the stairs-hok The Revenge, Huëëkœnk honk hjonk Huëë-Aëëk honk hjonk honk. Huëëkœnk honk hjonk, honk hoh hok.
"Honk hok hjo ei ei ae-aek hoh-human?" Huëëkœnk honk Huëë-Aëëk honk hjonk honk honk hjonk ocean.
"Honk course!" Huëë-Aëëk hok. Hjak hjonk love-hoh honk Huëëkœnk, "Honk hjonk honk hju. Honk hjonk hoh Huëëkœnk. Honk."
Huëëkœnk smiles, honk quickly honk hjonk hok frowns.
Honk? Honk honk ship-hoh-ei ei onk?
Honk! It is hjonk honk! Honk British honk hjonk!
Huëëkœnk honk hjonk honk honk honk bursting honk hoh door. Honk hjonk honk Huëëkœnk.
"Honk British honk hjonk hoh!"
Honk hjonk Stede honk Blackbeard honk hjonk hoh hoh. Izzy, Fang, Lucius, Buttons hok Black Pete hok honk honk The Revenge honk hjonk Huëëkœnk honk honk deck. Huëëkœnk honk hjonk honk honk honk.
Whippies.
Huëëkœnk honk hjonk hok hok-hoh whip. Honk hjonk honk leather honk hjonk hok.
Honk hjonk honk honk honk. Hok hjonk protect honk honk hjonk hoh-hon hon!
Honk, hoh human honk wont hok hook bad.