Hey, sorry I'm posting 2 weeks after the first chapter. Anyways I wanted to do something unique but I'm now under pressure due to now having school. Read more at the Chapter Note's at the end for the full review.
Also I changed the name from With Devils, Love and Chainsaw's, Sincerely Denji to Playing the Devil's Advocate. It sounded a lot better and fit the theme more. Also I literally copied some of another Fanfiction's name and added a few changes.
Also this chapter wasn't grammatically edited. Grammar checkers won't bold the reaction text, so I didn't wanna run it through. Expect a lot of errors.
denji has a question - RG33
From the black screen, A still frame of Aki cutting onions shows up with the sounds of chopping being heard.
Power gasped at the image of Aki. "Topknot! It's you. Which means if you're on the screen…then that means I will also appear, hahaha! Bow before me humans!" Power was giggling at the thought of appearing on a big screen.
"Power…" Denji groaned at Power's antics, yet it felt oddly reliving.
A still frame of Denji appeared holding chopsticks and a bowl.
"Denji- Denji. It's you!" Nayuta pointed at the screen with a huge smile.
Denji chuckled lightly. "Yeah…it's me" he gave a smile while he continued to munch on his popcorn.
"Huh" The scene switched to a still frame of Denji looking to the side with his mouth slightly widened.
"Huh, wonder why it's not moving?" Denji asked casually taking sip from his drink.
"Considering he said skit's Denji, I'm assuming they only use pictures rather than animate it" Aki spoke, giving out his theory.
"I DISLIKE THIS. WHY MUST IT NOT BE ANIMATED!" Power yelled out.
"Uh, Power, it's not like…It's not like we can do anything about it" Denji pointed out.
"W-we don't really need to watch since they're all just voices on a picture" Kobeni said unconfidently.
"I find just the pictures and listening to the voice acting to be quite entertaining. What about you Denji-kun?" Makima spoke in a soft tone of voice.
"Uh, yeah I guess so" Denji replied unsure of what to say. He didn't really care either way.
"I think just appearing on the screen is impressive enough. Don't you think so, Denji?" Reze gave her opinion on the matter.
Denji gave off a skittish chuckle. "Y-yeah, It sure is"
Nayuta gave Denji and Reze both a disapproving stare.
"Ugh! Ah! I hate happy couples," Asa said with jealousy, her hand clenched into a fist.
"Asa. I…doubt that they are dating. And ugh who cares?! We'll just find another sword to use" Asa responded.
"I for one do not care nor want to care" Quanxi further back joined in the conversation.
"Halloween. Hallo- Halloween!" The fiend next to her yelled out in excitement.
"HEY! How dare you! Master Chainsaw is the best out there, You show your respect towards him!" Beam jumped out of his seat pointing at the first Devil Hunter.
"You can understand her…?" Iseumi looked at the Beam in confusion.
"Whatever gets us done and out of here the quickest." Kishibe retorted, annoyed at the lack of alcohol.
"I certainly find this place to be the best. Lazing about and eating whatever food is great" The Angel Devil said as the Spider Devil Princi kept her silence.
"I would not mind if you wish for me to create you a dish that will soothe your palate but unfortunately I seem to be unable to use my powers. " The falling Devil offered.
"There's no need for you to do your…cooking, I am quite satisfied with this for now" Fami, the Famine Devil was covered in with different assortments of food as she continued to devour more.
"C'est dommage" the Falling Devil responded.
The scene cut's back to Aki continuing to cut onions. Which then cuts back to Denji responding with a louder "Huuuuuuuh" to Aki. This prompted Aki to stop cutting and give off a big sigh.
A still frame of Aki looking down which has been cropped to make him seem tired of Denji's bullshit before quickly switching to another frame of Aki looking towards Denji asking "What is it?"
Most of the audience blinked in silence.
"What?"
"Huh?"
"What did he say?"
"Sorry I think that they are speaking another language" Falling Devil mentioned the problem with the language barrier.
"Yeah? It's kind of a problem if we can't understand what we are watching" Arai pointed out.
"That's strange. I can understand it just fine" One of the 3 'Immortal' Brother's from the International Assassin's Arc commented.
"Probably because it's in English." Joey said in response to his brother's sentence.
"I guess that's why then?," Aldo said.
"Well it's a problem for us since we can't understand!" Denji yelled out.
"This seems to be a problem indeed," Quanxi said.
"It would indeed be difficult if the audience can not understand what you wish to convey to us" Makima remarked.
This forces the Author to come back floating once again.
"Huh, so minor issue. I guess there is a language barrier that wooould make it hard for people to understand…sooo" The Author snaps his fingers.
Multiple people turn their heads around to see if something has changed but nothing happens.
"Okay, I made it so that everyone knows how to speak and understand English!" The Author explained.
"Halloween!" Comso happily squealed out while Tsugihagi merely gave off a blank stare.
"Wait… if everyone knows how to speak and understand English, then why can't my 2 fiends talk?" Quanxi asked, displeased at the Author.
"Okay… seriously? Look, I already have enough on my hands writing different characters. Do you know how many character's I brought back just for them to do absolutely nothing? Adding the all knowing fiend and the stitched up doll is probably going to make my job a lot more harder. So let's just leave it be, thank you very much.." The Author pleaded to Quanxi.
"So, you're saying…you have the power to make people instantly understand and speak perfect English…but you can't be bothered to make 1 fiend have a mouth and the other to be able to speak regularly?" A few members of the audience raised their brows.
"Eh, too bad, just be happy they get to have any sort of presence being a character here and not part of the random people at the back who are there to add extra diversity to the already diverse cast."
"The main point is: Be glad you're a throwaway character with throwaway lines. Now is there anything else that we need to address?" The Author asked.
A moment of silence befell the room before someone spoke..
"So I know this may be a little off-topic but…Why is she here? No, how is she here?" Kishibe pointed at the red haired devil.
"No, I also agree. Why is she here indeed?" Yoshida also followed up.
Makima gave a little head tilt to the side.
"Hmm? What do you mean Kishibe? Is there something wrong with me being here?" Though Makima acted oblivious, she too was questioning how it's possible to have 2 Control Devils exist.
"I mean…yeah, it. It's strange…considering…" Denji's eyes met with Makima's.
"Oh, come on! We were just getting ready to view the video too. Don't make me… ahhh. Okay look, currently I'm counting both Nayuta and Makima to be two separate entities, despite their same…typing. Not to mention she has no power here anyways, but then again no one does. But does it really matter right now considering once this all concludes, no one will even remember what happened here?" The Author tapped his foot in the air.
"I suppose…not," Kishibe replied.
"Good! Because these videos last like what… 2 minutes, 3 minutes each? It hasn't even been a minute yet or even 10 seconds for that matter! Can't we just leave the questions to later?" The Author complained.
"Well, I guess you're right dear Author-san." Yoshida gave his misleading smile once again.
"Okay, I'm off, please DOn't ever call me again. No asking for any changing this, or that sort of stuff. Thank you" The Author once again disappeared.
"Cheapskate," Reze blew a raspberry at the Author.
"Pfft, I know," Denji replied back.
The scene changed to a zoomed in image of Denji looking dead as a goldfish before cutting back to Denji looking to the side asking "Aki, I got a question"
"Uh huh" His voice being completely unbothered with an image of Aki looking towards Denji was briefly played.
The scene was immediately cut to Denji giving off a goofy smile holding up the peace symbol. "Where do babies come from?"
The deafening silence was evident from the audience as Denji asked the question.
"W-what!? Why's everyone lookin' at me funny?" Denji felt the stares of something (mostly disappointment) piercing his all over his body.
"Denji…do you really not know how babies are made?" Aki asked anxiously.
"Of course I know how babies are made! C'mon guys! Why wouldn't I know?" Denji felt a bit of sweat dropping from his face.
"Well you l-learn about babies in school s-so" Kobeni mumbled out loud enough for people to hear.
"Oh? Then I guess now it makes more sense. Denji's never gone to school." Reze mentioned remembering how he never went to school before.
"You never went to school? Not even grade school?" Asa asked.
"That's what I said!" Reze leaned forward to meet with Asa who the 2 chatted away much to Denji's dismay.
"Oh wow! How did you survive without learning about anything? How did you deal with things that you didn't understand?" Yuko sat up and turned her body curiously towards Denji, who sat next to Asa.
"T-that's not true anymore! I go to school now! I learn stuff!" Denji yelped out in despair. He felt very emotionally injured.
"Oh, yeah! Denji doesn't know how to read!" Reze countered the blond's statement.
"You don't know how to read?" Seigi asked.
"That seems like that would be a…hindrance" Furio next to him frowned.
Denji screamed out in response to everyone ganging up on him.
"NO! I said this before! I go to school, remember?! And I can read now… I guess!" Denji yelled out.
"You struggled with reading a menu Denji," Yoshida smiled.
"No that's- you-" he pointed at the pretty black haired boy a row above him.
"shut up. All you do at school is randomly stalk people at school. I'm perfectly fine and normal. Everything is normal, okay!?"
"Didn't people pay you to become their chair?'' Yoshida called out Denji's antics.
"People…paid you…to allow them to sit on you?" Aki eyeballs widened as he looked at the blond in disgust? Disappointment? Either way Denji could tell Aki was not pleased.
Some students back in the crowd were a little disappointed at his action, while other student's did mention that he was strangely comfortable to sit on. The students of the Devil Hunter Club felt sweatdrops at the blond's stunts.
"Haha! Seriously Denji? I can't believe you! You really became a chair!?" Power cried out in laughter.
"It's not that funny!...besides it was for Nayuta anyways" Denji's shoulders slumped back as he drifted into his seat.
"I say that's an admirable goal, Denji" Makima commented on his hard work to support his sister.
"If it makes you feel better Denji…I also never gone to school too" Reze quietly whispered next to him.
It caused Denji to almost exclaim in shock until Reze made a shush motion with her finger.
"R-really?" He whispered back to which the girl responded with a fast nod.
"Excuse me" A scene of Aki holding a bowl with a deadpan look before switching back to Denji repeating his question. "Where do babies come from?"
The image switched to Aki holding a bowl with a deadpan look on his face. After a couple moments of silence, Aki took a deep breath before the scene switched back to Aki staring down into outer space muttering to himself "You have got to be kidding me"
The scene switched to Aki staring at Denji asking the boy "Are you being serious right now?"
'I know right!'
'Tell me about it'
'I feel kind of bad for him' The audience all had mixed reactions in their minds with most resonating with the Aki on screen for the sheer amount of stupidity.
The screen flicked to Denji with his head tilted immediately responding with "Yeah?"
It changed back to Aki staring at Denji asking "How do you not know"
The background changed again to the same stock image of Denji making a goldfish face who immediately answers back with "Why would I"
This time the scene changed to Aki angrily having his mouth open yelling out "Why would you?"
"Just so everyone knows. I ain't stupid, I know how babies are made, okay! The person on the screen is not me!" Denji yelled out.
"D-Den-Denji…we- we know, already. Just please stop" Aki's hands slowly covered his face as Himeno gave the boy a pat on the back.
It switches back to Aki holding a bowl with a deadpan expression saying "I mean, Aren't you the one who's chasing after miss Makima"
"Are you still chasing after Makima, Denji?" Himeno asked, trying to tease the boy.
"Not… anymore. You could say…" Denji hesitantly replied, a bitter frown besmirched his face.
It caused Makima to raise her eyebrow at the answer.
"Oh? What's wrong Denji? Don't you want to receive that request from me?" Makima's smile gave off an unsettling feeling causing discomfort to those who witnessed it.
Denji could only give off a dead eye look towards the 1st Control Devil unable to answer.
The screen showed a close up view of Aki's face saying "For" before it switches to a funko pop version of Aki sitting down continuing his sentence "You know"
"Is that an action figure of Aki?" Himeno asked.
"It seems so," Aki answered.
"Huh, I kind of feel jealous," Tendo commented.
"Does everyone get their own plushie?" Kurose asked.
"That would be nice," Subaru replied.
"My toy's would be way better than all of youuuu!" Power yelled to which everyone tried to ignore.
It shows a picture of Denji looking off to the side with a frown upon his face with no dialogue until it slides through Denji with his mouth slightly widened with a happy smile asking "For what"
Cutting to Aki looking down upon people saying "For" before quickly switching to Angry Aki saying "The fuck do you mean "For what""
"I'm gonna be honest with you Aki, but I also have no idea what you are talking about" Nomo said to Aki scratching his head.
"Well, I suppose you couldn't understand Nomo." The 2nd Division Lieutenant jokingly laughed.
"Was there some sort of inside joke, Lieutenant?" Nomo asked obliviously.
"To be fair, I'm also at a loss" Aki sighed.
"Oh what?, come on! You really don't get what you mean? Tanabe, Kato? Anyone?" The duo from the 2nd Division shook their heads.
"He just called you a virgin. And that's why you don't get the joke." Kishibe joined in the conversation.
"I'm sure, you have a lot of experience with that term, don't you Kishibe?" Quanxi quipped to which the old man simply grumbled.
The screen then switches to Angry Denji saying "I'm serious Aki for what" which then changed to a deadpan Aki holding a bowl "Denji"
It switches to Aki staring at Denji. "You wanted to touch her boobs" another image started to faintly show on top of the Aki image. It was Makima sitting on a desk, with her head slightly tilted to the side.
"Is that Makima-san that was faintly visible?" Aki asked.
The cast looked at the faint image that appeared.
"Yeah…it is" Kishibe's voice was hoarse.
"I see. I am glad to take part in this movie? Or is it a video?" Makima placed 2 fingers on her chin in order to emulate a thinking position.
Nayuta cold heartedly stared unknowingly at her predecessor.
'That girl feels oddly familiar…but I dislike her since she keeps making advances to Denji' It didn't matter what anyone else did, but Denji was getting too close to many girls here and she'll have to fix that.
The video changed to a plushie version of Denji saying "Yeahhhh"
"WHOA!" Denji yelled in shock.
"Denji plushie! I want it!" Nayuta shouted out, completely losing sight of her plan just moments ago.
"Denji…has his own plushies?" Asa eyes widen.
"Of course, Master Chainsaw is too popular, too beloved! It's only natural that he gets his own toys!" Beam yelled.
"Huh…never thought he would be popular enough to have toys" Yuko said
"Either way. Your toys will never compare to mine!" Power howled out.
"Seriously?! Of all people? What?" Yoru was very flabbergasted. Denji has his own toys? That…she gritted her teeth. Damn Asa and her stupid emotions.
"That is surprising," Fami simply commented.
It shows a screen of Aki with his mouth opened saying "So, since you wanted to touch her boobs"
It then flipped to a smiling Denji saying "I did by the way"
Before quickly switching to Aki his mouth angrily opened saying "Shut up, shut up"
"Someone's a little jealous, hmmm?" Himeno teased.
"Of course, someone getting too close to Makima-san-" Aki paused for a moment.
Why did he like Makima? When did he start liking Makima? He furrowed his eyebrows at the question.
This did not go unnoticed by Makima who silently gritted her teeth.
It then switched to Aki staring to the side saying "So since you want to touch her boobs"
The screen switched to Aki staring at Denji saying "You of all people" then switched to another image of Aki staring at a different angle saying "Must know how babies are made"
An image of Denji looking to the side with his mouth slightly opened was shown with a loading screen sound that was played.
It switched to Denji making an angry face saying "I dunno what boob touching has to do with babies"
"Well to be fair, it's only one aspect, you gotta make sure to include the other parts too you know" Joey commented.
"I…know" Denji was getting a tiny bit ticked off. People were thinking of him as stupid.
"I'm an expert on women, ehh…Denji was it? Let's meet up sometime and I can teach you how to hook up with girls, you know?" Joey offered.
"Denji will be doing no such thing. Especially not from the likes of you" Aki declined the offer for the chainsaw Hybrid.
"C'mon, loosen up topknot kid, we're not here as enemies you know?" Joey insisted.
"No way! Denji's ain't running off with some bunch of puny humans like you. He's only interested in hanging out with me." Power defended.
"I don't think I- or anyone would trust someone like you American brothers with any sort of advice on women." Quanxi spoke out.
Joey let out a tsk sound. "Bloody Chinese," he muttered.
An image of Aki with his hair looking disgusted was played before a frame of Aki looking depressed was brought up.
A zoomed picture of Aki looking at the camera saying "sex" was played before quickly playing an image of Denji with his mouth wide looking off to the side saying "huh".
A picture zoomed into Aki's face with his mouth opened blurting out "sex" louder.
Denji's face which was looking to the side slowly zooming in. With Denji saying huh once again a picture of Quandale Dingle was shown slightly faded on Denji's face. On the bottom left on the screen were the words "quandale dingle?!"
The stone-cold look of Aki's face was shown asking Denji "Don't you want to have sex with her"
A frame of a low quality picture of Denji was shown replying by saying "huh" before showing Aki with his mouth slightly opened and a sweatdrop dripping on his face asking "What do you mean"
It quickly showed another picture of Aki looking up towards the ceiling saying "huh" but is more bass boosted.
A picture of Denji looking off to the right mouth closed asked "I don't" which transitioned to a close up image of Denji smiling moronically asking "what is sex"
…
…
…
The entire room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
This lasted for a while with even more judgmental stares poking holes at Denji until the room engulfed in cries.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS?"
"That…do you want to learn?"
"How old exactly are you again?"
Power laughed hysterically. "Hahaha, Denji, look at you! Ya don't know what sex means!"
Denji could only slide further into his seat.
He jumped up abruptly causing some voices to quiet down, causing the popcorn from his lap to drop to the floor.
"NOOOOO! IT'S ALL A TRICK!" Denji's tone of voice drowned out the crowds.
He pointed at the large screen at the front. "A trick! A trick is wha it is! I know what SEX is!" Denji shouted in horror.
"I LOVE SEX! SEX IS MY FAVOURITE WORD! I WANT TO HAVE LOT'SA AND LOTS OF SEX!" Denji exclaimed profoundly with his arms out in the shape of a W.
"Ewwww" Asa's face crinkled in disgust.
"The CCP are sending out the KGB to lie to everyone! I'm being framed!" Denji fumed.
"Denji-... Denji" Aki gawked at Denji as he continued to rant.
"I don't think you know what those words mean Denji," Kishibe said.
Makima tilted her head. "On the contrary, I don't think he knows what he's talking about"
"The CCP is chinese, boy" Quanxi corrected the blond.
"And the KGB is the Soviet's Intelligence Agency, they have no correlation" Reze tugged at his shirt to explain.
"I don't think that boy is right in the head, Master'' Tolka whispered about Denji's lack of decency or shame to his Master known as Santa Claus.
"I guess it's to be expected, Tolka. This boy lacks any sort of intelligence, It's a miracle he has even survived" Santa Claus remarked.
"Hah, that's to be expected from a guy who can't pay back his debt to the Yakuza" Katana
Man commented.
"I mean, that's impressive by itself, to survive the Yakuza" The longsword Devil interjected.
The other hybrids did not bother to input their thoughts.
Denji took a few deep breaths before dropping back to his chair.
A photo of Aki holding a bowl with dead look on his face before switching to Aki looking depressed saying "Oh my god, you"
It then showed Aki holding a phone saying "Holy shit"
Denji looking off the the right responds saying "Aki, I've never heard this word in my life"
Aki with a distraught looked asked Denji "how"
A screen showing Denji's angry look answering "I don't…man I dunno" then showed a injured Denji with his eye's closed and mouth wide open finishing his sentence with "What's sex got to do with this anyway, I just wanted to know how babies are made"
Aki stared back at Denji, not hiding his gaze at all.
"Why ya looking at me like that?" He prodded at the Hayakawa.
"Nothing…just you... do know what sex is right?" Aki fretted.
Denji gave Aki a look of annoyance and anger. "I know what sex is!"
"Right" Aki nodded slowly, not seemingly convincing Denji.
The scene then moved to Aki who was right next to Denji replying back with "Denji babies are made, by having sex" as the camera zoomed into Aki as he said "by having sex"
A low quality image of Denji zoomed into him was shown saying "Uhhhh ok but…"
Denji is shown smiling moronically making a peace sign saying "what does that even like mean"
"I know someone's gonna say something so…Not…a…single…word" Denji glared at the people who tried to bring up the topic one last time.
Those people whose mouths were hanging closed.
"Are you sure, you know what sex is Denji?" Power laughed.
It's true! Just ask Kishibe! He knows, I told him about it!" Denji pleaded to Kishibe for assistance.
"Which was something that I did not need or want to know about," The old man sighed.
"Who cares if ya don't wanna know what my goals are. My reputation is at stake, so tell them Kishibe!" Denji pointed to him who made a disgruntled groan.
"Yes he does unfortunately… along with his desire of eating steak everyday for breakfast rather than jam and bread, his desire of havin' a, err 5 or was it 10? Girlfriends. Then he went on telling how he wanted to have what was it? Oh right you want to have tons of sex" He said in a deadpan voice.
"Wow, that was strangely a weird part of my life" Kobeni reminiscenced the time in her life when she was hunted down by Makima.
"Huh…just uh" Aki had to process his thoughts.
"You're terrible" Asa stated plainly.
"Like a pile of garbage left to rot" Yuko smiled menacingly despite saying such horrible things to Denji.
The words fell like anvils on Denji's head.
"How's that dream of eating steak everyday for breakfast going?" Kishibe probed.
"Yeah…I'm still laying off the meat for a while," Denji responded forgetting about the past comments.
"And how about the girlfriend's part working out for you? And the sex?" Kishibe asked.
The blond scratched his head. "Err. I have a potential ex-girlfriend that I could add! And the uhh sex part, I'm still figuring out. But hey, at least I'm getting closer to my goal! Of 10 girlfriends!"
"Neither I nor Asa will ever be touching you" Yoru addressed his statement.
"See Denji, you're never going to get a girlfriend," Nayuta replied.
"I'm never getting any girlfriend's because you! Keep blocking them," Denji bellowed.
"Bro, when has any girl you talked too, not tried to kill you?" The 2nd incarnation of the Control Devil asked
"Err…like everytime…?" Denji mewled.
"Everytime! Exactly. Denji, we both know you're never ever getting a girlfriend."
"I'm never getting a girlfriend," Denji sadly jabbered repeating what Nayuta said to himself in sorrow.
A photo of Aki with a deadpan look said "Ok Denji, Christ" before it transitioned to Aki looking depressed continuing on with his saying "I feel like your parent's should've had this talk with you"
With the next scene being Denji with his tongue out saying "My dad's dead and my mom's gone"
The scene changed to Aki seeming baffled saying "Oh"
It changed to a close up of Aki's deadpan expression with a faint faded video of Aki's house being destroyed by the Gun Devil as a flashback.
"Oh my? I guess it is animated. How nice" Makima commented.
"W-was that my house?" Aki asked, his eyes widening.
Aki, you're so foolish. How could you forget that we live in an apartment!" Power commented.
"N-no that's not what- When I was younger, that was that house I lived in with my family." Aki corrected Power.
"So what you are saying Aki is that they have some sort of footage of your life?" Fushi questioned.
"Oh that I can answer that" The Author randomly inputted his thoughts in.
His sudden appearance caused everyone around to cry out in shock.
"AHHH! When did you get here?" Asa yelled.
"Did you have to yell?!" Yoru covered her ears.
"Jeez, I'm not that scary. Anyways, to answer the question, that's from the anime. So what you saw is part of the anime called Chainsaw Man. Personally for me I'm more of a manga reader, but eh, your choice" The Author shrugged his shoulders as he sat in the seats between Makima and Nomo.
"We have an anime!?" Power jumped up in excitement.
"It's only one season, so we don't actually see lots of people here right now. So people like Reze, Quanxi, even Asa, Yoru and Nayuta aren't present, and the animation studio for the anime is working on other projects for the time being" The Author explained.
"Oh so that's where you get all the images from" Angel said nodding.
"Can we- can we watch it!?" Power asked, feeling giggity.
"You can calm down Power" Aki ordered the Blood fiend.
"That depends. If we can finish all of these skits, then maybe we can watch the anime. We'll see how far I get" The Author replied.
"WELL let's get on with it. FASTER! Let's watch these things faster!" Power screamed, grinning.
Aki's face had a mild expression as he said "Okay Denji, so"
A quick flicker to what seems to be a Denji action figure saying "ye" before quickly switching back to Aki.
Aki looked to the left of the screen continuing his explanation "babies are made when two people really like each other and-" before Aki could finish the sound of the door being kicked down and a voice was heard entering.
"I know how the baby is made" Power posing as she entered the room.
A shocked image of Denji saying "you do" with a scooby doo picture overlapping him.
"Oh boy. This will be interesting" Himeno slightly chuckled.
Aki sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"It's a miracle she even knows what sex is," Kishibe said.
"Fufufu, Of course foolish mortal! I, the great Power am indeed very knowledgeable" Power boasted.
"Hallo- Halloween" Cosmo smugly smiled.
Aki had a emotionless expression on his face saying "Oh my god"
Power had her finger on her nose as she spoke "yes indeed"
Aki's expression changed as he asked Power "wait, wait Power"
It then switched to a plush version of only Aki's head saying "what the"
Before going back to Aki staring down continuing on "what the fuck is up with your voice"
"Oh? I'm glad someone pointed that out" Yoshida said.
"Yeah, the voice is kinda off putting" Himeno pointed out.
"There's nothing wrong with my voice. I don't see the problem" Power argued back.
A picture of Power with Meowy on her shoulder replies back "Oh my voice"
Then a image of Power laying on a bed on her sides was played "I sound like this because this channel doesn't have any voice actors to play Power"
A picture of Power with her finger under her nose said. "It's ran by a bunch of dudes"
Then a photo of Power with a toilet being clogged with toilet paper in the background continued "No chicks"
Then switched to a smiling Power "No hoes"
Then a picture of a smiling Power that was shown in one of the endings of Chainsaw Man anime "So they used a TTS bot to voice it for them" with the script of the Skit faintly being shown overlapping the image.
"Her voice is definitely robotic" Galgali finally decided to speak.
"Thought so, her voice ain't sound nothing like a woman" Joey snorted.
"What's wrong with her voice being robotic huh?" The Whip Hybrid turned her body confronting the American assassin.
"Why are you acting so offended?" Joey's brother inquired.
The Longsword hybrid looked at them and gave a smirk in amusement before the Whip Hybrid quickly spun around, promptly giving him a flick on the forehead.
"Hey! What was that for!" The Longsword yelled, rubbing his forehead.
"Nothing, I just found your face, irritating" The Whip grinned.
"Why, you!" He tried to grapple onto Whip who quickly dispatched him into a headlock.
"Children" The Spear Hybrid deeply sighed. "Wish I had a cig right about now"
"I for one find these turns of events to be quite amusing" The Flamethrower Hybrid commented as he gave a small chuckle towards the younger Hybrids.
Yoshida exchanged glances with the Flamethrower Hybrid. "I agree"
He watched as the Longsword tapped his hand onto his chair. "I give, I give!" He shouted which made Whip let go.
He started to rub his neck in relief as he gave a grunt.
There was a brief silence before a image of Aki in the same ending as the image of Power was shown saying "what"
Only to be changed to a zoomed in picture of Denji smiling "How are babies made power"
A stock image of Power was shown saying "hmph, I shall tell you Denji"
Then a close up of Power smiling was shown "You see the baby is created once the big bird in the sky drops them off at your abode"
Then the first image of Power busting the door down was replayed "that is all"
The photo of Aki holding a bowl was used again asking "big bird? Don't you mean a stork"
Which quickly played a close up of Power with her mouth open "no I mean"
Then the image of Power in one of the Endings of the anime was reused saying "Bird bird"
"At least one guy didn't know what sex was. This…is just a whole nother plain wrong" A yell of "I do!" was heard in the distance.
"You know, I expected nothing from you Power, but I still feel disappointed" Kishibe bantered yet his tone was dead.
"What?!" Power yelled in distress.
"N-no! That's not true! This is all a lie! A lie!" This time it was Power's turn to freak out.
"Well, look at that! You talked all about how Master Chainsaw doesn't know anything about sex but look at you!" Beam howled.
"AHHHH, You're wrong! I'll prove it right now! Denji! Have sex with me!" She started trying to rip off her shirt before Aki quickly grabbed her forcing her to stop.
Nayuta meanwhile went from sentry mode to instant attack dog.
She leapt out of her seat yelling out "thief".
"You're trying to take Denji away from me! I'll make sure that you'll never do that again" her right hand started to extend out forming into the shape of a gun.
Deni sprung out instantly and started to push her down into her chair.
"NO!" He chuckled very nervously.
"Let's not do that, Nayuta. What were you gonna do Nayuta?" Denji asked, still very weary of the 2nd Control Devil.
"Don't worry about Denji, I was just gonna 'BANG' her, it'll be quick I promise" Nayuta glared menacingly at the Power who kept struggling from Aki's grasp.
"No, no, there's no need, Nayuta. Besides you can't even use your power here anyways" The moment became quite terrifying for Denji as he kept his Control Devil under control. He felt his palms get quite sweaty.
Meanwhile Aki, whose hand was never covering Power's mouth and restraining her arms with his other hand was trying to get her sorted out.
"Hey, hey! Power, stop that! Hey, don't bite my hand! No one is calling dumb. That's not even you on the screen anyways!" Power stopped looking at Aki with cute cat eyes.
"It's not?" Power whined.
"No, it's not" calming the fiend in a few more moments, the 2 finally started to settle down with Nayuta and Denji reaching a compromise.
Denji sat back down into his seat taking a large exhale. "That seems tough to manage".
"Yeah it's a lotta hard work, but you pick up a few tricks when you start doing it and it's sorta kinda fun, I guess" Denji admitted to the troubles of raising a child.
"That was…something" Yuko commented on the scene just moments ago.
"You think? I was next to it happening" Asa shuddered.
"I see now why you have trouble with them Aki" Angel said as he watched the hijinks unfold.
A picture of Denji with his mouth out joined in the conversation "Ohhhhhhhhh, so it's got nothin to do with sex"
The image of Power in one of the Ending was again used "what is sex"
A picture of Aki looking down which makes him look depressed said "I hate this place"
Denji looking curious with his head tilted was shown asking "Aki, did you make up that whole sex thing"
The same image of Aki looked mildly depressed was shown with brief silence before replying "Go ask Kishibe or something"
"Of course you would dump them all to me," Kishibe complained.
"Yeah, sorry about that Kishibe, I'll uh buy you a beer later on or something" Aki apologised.
"Buy a strong one, so I pass out when I take a couple of sips" He responded.
Then a dead expression Aki was played "I don't get paid enough for this"
A fade to black screen was shown with the words (what Kishibe said when asked)
The image of Kishibe at a graveyard or cemetery was shown saying "Babies come from…" he paused for a moment with an image of him drinking from his flask with minecraft potion drinking playing.
It went back to the same Kishibe scene continuing on "The big bird out of the sky"
Quanxi gave a short chuckle.
"Heyyy! You don't even know what sex is as well! You've been tricking us old man!" Power screamed out.
Kishibe smacks his forehead with his palm in response.
"You know none of this is real right? All those people that are us aren't actually us?" Power who was about to respond slightly raised her head a little trying to process what she heard.
"Ah? Oh…huh…okay" She then backed down.
A shocked expression from Denji was played saying "Oh shit big bird" then the same Power Ending image was shown saying "Big bird"
With a animated scene of Denji and Power dancing both saying "Big bird, big bird, big bird, big bird"
Before finally cutting to Kishibe one last time saying "Big bird" and in the background the voices of Power and Denji both repeatedly yelling "Big bird"
The outro of the video read (if you or anyone you know can voice POWER, please contact me lol) (or join the NEW DISCORD SERVER LINK DOWN BELOW! I might hold auditions or something idk :P)
"Well that was… something" Quanxi observed.
"Yeah it was! And the entire joke was me getting kicked in the nuts!" Denji seethed in anger.
"T'is was an insult towards me! How dare they!" Power followed up.
"It…wasn't even that bad. I'm surprised you 2 even knew what term's they were talking about" Aki criticised both.
"You and Chainsaw Man are both equally horrible and disgusting" Asa responded, still remembering the sex statements Denji blurted out.
"Well, I'm not horrible! Well, maybe a little but…" He stopped.
"I'm sorry…who was it that saved you when that freakazoid devil attacked you? Uhh Me!" Denji pointed directly at the Falling Devil.
"à mon avis I was merely doing what I was told, I assure you I mean no ill will" The Falling Devil defended herself.
"Save me? Okay first of all Chainsaw Man saved me! Not you!" Asa was quick to point out his mistake.
"Didn't I tell you this? I am Chainsaw Man" He motioned his hand to point at him which Asa quickly responds with a scoff.
"Really?" her eyebrow raised sarcastically.
"Yeah, it's true. Why would I lie?" Denji reassured her.
"He's right! Big bro is Chainsaw Man" Nayuta defended.
"He is the Chainsaw Man" Power also responded.
"Don't disrespect Master Chainsaw" Beam hissed at the girl.
Asa widened her eyes in shock. "Wait, seriously?"
"Yeah…Denji is Chainsaw Man," Aki reaffirmed.
"Of course Asa, you didn't know Denji was Chainsaw Man?" Fami tilted her head to the right.
Yoru clenched her fists and gritted her teeth. "See Asa, I told he was Chainsaw Man"
"How was I supposed to know! Especially when Mr Fakesaw over there got a surgical implant on himself." Asa looked at Iseumi like he committed a heinous crime. "What did I do?" He turned to look at the other Devil Hunter Club members who shrugged their shoulders.
"And you called me stupid too! Look at that! I'm right and you're wrong!" Yoru proudly chortled at her residing body host.
"OK! Enough already and didn't I take back my comment of you being stupid? I'm sorry. I didn't expect Chainsaw Man to be that dumb" Asa retorted back with Denji in saying "What?" in response.
"Oh, Denji has been trying to reveal his identity for some time now. I'm simply glad that once this is over, none of this will not be remembered. It makes it easier for me" Yoshida said.
The Author figure then appeared in the sky once again.
"Okay everyone. How did people like the video?" The Author looked around the room seeing any responses.
"It was an insult to me and everything that I stand for!" Denji complained.
"You stand for sex and babies? Or stand for big birds?" The Author asked, confused.
"Yes. I do" Denji simply replied
"T-that doesn't…nevermind. I thought it was nice. It felt accurate at least to how I feel everyday" Aki muttered the last sentence to himself.
"I thought it was interesting. And there were some moments which were very funny" Reze stared at Dennj with a cute smile making Denji blush and giggle shyly.
"It was a big disgrace! How dare I get portrayed in such a manner!" Power said angrily.
As the author gauge everyone's reaction, he started to raise his hand with his palm up gesturing everyone to quieten down.
"Okay, okay, I heard everyone's opinion. I'm delighted with the positive comments. Lucky for you we have like 20 more of these to go. So we are gonna be here for a quite a while"
He paused for a moment.
"Also last thing. I realised the stupid name of just calling myself Author was pretty dumb, so from this moment forth, you shall refer to me as Karma!" He exclaimed.
"Karma? Like the idea of your actions affecting the consequences?" Quanxi asked.
"So, like if I kill like say a person, I'll get killed myself?" Aldo asked.
"Err… that's not how I would typically put it…but yeah? I guess you could call it that" Karma answered.
"Anyways, okay now that we are done, here shall we get ready to see the next video?" He looked at the crowd who all looked at each other, some giving nods while others stared blankly.
"Okay then. Let's start the next video!" The Author then played the next video in the playlist.
power eats her vegetables - RG33
Sorry, I took so long to post it. Originally I was planning on adding 2 video's into one chapter because I was having trouble deciding how I plan on structuring the reaction text. So I wrote 2 different type's of reaction text but my deadline of posting on Friday was coming up and I needed to post a chapter now and I'll post the last pilot chapter on Friday as usual.
So the 2 chapter's I'm posting this week is to test the waters and see how I can improve my reactions a bit. You can tell because of the how the cast reacted with me trying to figure out how to make this work. Anyways I'm praying that by the time I get to at least Chapter 5, I'll be able to flesh out the cast's reactions and the writing of reaction text. I definitely know I messed up some of the cast's reactions right and the Reaction Text was hot garbage, that in the middle of writing it I got lazy with the writing.
Again sorry for not posting last week. I'm making it up now by adding 2 chapter's to compensate for it. Also comment down any grammatical errors and stuff I missed. As I said in the Beginning Note's, Grammar checkers remove the bold writing and I don't feel like highlighting the text again so.
I give you the full breakdown on the next chapter coming up on Friday, if you really wanna read my thought process and yeah, I have made a schedule now which is every week, a new chapter on Friday might come out. But as I said before, I'm not good at keeping promises.
Updates are random, they can happen at any second, minute, hour, day, week, month or years.
With Devil's, Love, and Chainsaw's, your amateur writer, Karmeh. Or well that's not the title anymore.