It started like almost any other night at the Turner household. Timmy's parents were getting ready to go out for a romantic night on the town and poor little Timmy was going to be left with Vicky, his evil babysitter. Vicky arrived on time as always, but this time around, she brought somebody the Turner's didn't recognize.
He was a boy about Vicky's age, he wore blue jeans, a dark gray hoodie, had multiple piercings in his ears and messy black hair. He was carrying a brown bag.
"Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, good to see you as always, this is my new boyfriend, Victor and I hope you don't mind, he's offered to help me babysit tonight," she said using that tone of voice she always used when Timmy's parents were around.
"Sure, that doesn't seem to be a problem at all, we'll pay you equally!" Mr. Turner announced way too happily before he and his wife practically zoomed out of the house without even saying good-bye to their son. Now Vicki was free to show her true colors!
"Alright you little twerp, head on upstairs and you better not let me hear you!" she announced.
"Yeah, or we'll blame you for something we did!" laughed Victor with the same vicious look as Vicky. Timmy didn't waste any time getting upstairs. Normally, Vicky would have him do some demeaning chore but he didn't question that. He was happy just to go to his room where he could be with Cosmo and Wanda, at least they always understood him.
He entered his room where he received his normal heartwarming greeting from his fairy godparents.
"Hey, shouldn't Vicky be forcing you to make you lemonade or trim her toenails right about now?" asked Cosmo in his usual confused, surprised way.
"This time she just told me to go upstairs and I didn't argue. She's got a boyfriend with her tonight," answered Timmy.
"Like the one we created that one time?" asked Cosmo.
"Nope, I didn't have anything to do with this guy," Timmy answered, he was used to Cosmo's dimwittedness.
"That's certainly curious, you'd think at the very least she'd want you to fix them a couple's snack, but then again, I'm just speaking from what I know of her," said Wanda. Timmy then decided to let his curiosity get to him.
"I wish for something to make me invisible!" he requested. Cosmo and Wanda shrugged and produced a jacket. It wasn't the first time he had wanted to become invisible.
"I'm not taking any chances, if Vicky sees me downstairs, she might kill me," explained Timmy as he put on the jacket. Cosmo and Wanda turned into mice and crawled into the jacket in order to accompany him. Timmy walked downstairs where he saw the television playing and the two teenagers sitting on the couch with their arms around each other. He crept up in order to hear their conversation.
"This is pretty awesome, babe, just you and me and a little bit of solitude. You sure the little guy went come down?" asked Victor.
"Trust me, that twerp knows what I'm capable of, he won't show his face down here unless I tell him it's okay," replied Vicky, with a bit of a sultry tone in her voice. Then the two of them wrapped their arms around each other and from where Timmy was standing it looked like they were lying down on the couch, he could hear passionate kissing on the other side of the couch.
He knew what was happening. In biology class, they were already explaining the concept of reproduction at school. When he was about four or five he had accidentally walked into his parents in the act of what Vicky and Victor were about to do. Two shirts flew from the front of the couch, one he knew for a fact was Vicky's.
Curiosity got the better of young Timmy as he crept around the couch, Wanda had to cover Cosmo's mouth in order to prevent him from shouting out. The three of them saw the teenagers in the process of removing each other's pants, now they were down to their undergarments. Timmy had never seen Vicky wearing so little before but he had seen plenty of girls in bikinis and understood they wore something to cover up their chests which being a boy he didn't have to.
Victor then started grabbing Vicky's breasts and it was clear even from Timmy's standpoint that he was squeezing them. Vicky seemed to be enjoying it and was openly kissing him right on the lips, she even reached behind her back and removed the bra covering her breasts, now she was topless as Victor continued his handling, Timmy swore he saw his babysitter's nipples a few times. Then the teenagers stopped kissing.
"You better have a condom with you!" said Vicky, her eyebrows furrowed but her mouth shaped in a nasty grin.
"You got it babe! I keep a pack of them in my backpack, just give me a moment and I'll get one on! Don't get dressed!" said Victor with a laugh. Suddenly, Timmy had an idea, not a very kind one, but one that he thought might teach Vicky a lesson.
"I wish for super speed," he said in a hushed whisper. Confused, Wanda granted his wish, going so fast it felt like all else stood still, he ran into his parents room where his mom kept some sewing equipment, he grabbed a small pin pillow that was full of needles and being very careful with it, he walked down the stairs using his normal speed and then sped up again to intercept Victor who seemed to have frozen while taking an unopened condom out, Timmy grabbed the condom, and using a needle, he poked unnoticeable holes through the packet before returning it to Victor's hand, then he rushed back to the stair well and stopped to make sure that his plan was about to go into motion.
Now that he wasn't using superspeed the teenagers started grabbing each other again, he thought he saw two different pairs of underwear being thrown off from the couch and that there was some kind of sucking sound coming from the couch as well.
"Oooh Victor, that does feel nice," he could hear Vicky say. Timmy decided he had seen enough and went upstairs to return the pin pillow.
"I don't need the jacket or super speed anymore," he told his fairy god parents. With a zap and a poof, the jacket and super speed were gone and Cosmo and Wanda were back in their humanoid forms.
"Could someone please explain what those two were doing?" asked a bewildered Cosmo.
"Well, some would call it making love, but I don't know how much love was really there, Timmy what were you doing with that needle?" asked Wanda.
"I heard those condoms are supposed to prevent pregnancy and considering how many times Vicky mistreated me, it might be the perfect revenge if she ended up with a kid of her own that she doesn't get paid to look after," he said with a devious smile.
Well, lo and behold, before too long Vicky's stomach started to bulge and it became local talk that the resident babysitter was going to have a little one of her own.
"At least you're great with children!" Timmy's mother told her one time before she and her husband took off leaving her with their son.
"Hey Timmy, do you have any pickles in the fridge along with chocolate pudding please?" asked Vicky before she collapsed on the couch. Confused, Timmy got both items and brought them to Vicky and was shocked to see her dipping the pickles in the pudding before eating them.
"You can watch whatever you want on tv, I may as well get used to watching kiddie shows," she said in between bites. Timmy turned on the Crimson Chin show and couldn't help but think that all it took was for Vicky to get pregnant for her to get nice. But she could never know how he helped her and her boyfriend conceive.