Author's Note: Hi everyone! I'm making great progress on TLS, and have gotten up to Durmstrang and Beauxbatons arriving at Hogwarts.
Today while working on the story, I wrote this awesome song to the tune of Glittertind's "Landkjenning". It sounds awesome, and I love! That said, it would be a shame to wait a whole year before it makes it's appearance in-story, so I've decided to post it on its own, as a treat! I highly recommend listening to the music at the same time, up to 2:15 of the song, because then I repeat the first verse as a finish. Hope you all like it!
See you all back on the 20th!
The Honey Badger Hymn
Who do you call in to join the fight,
As enemies draw closer in?
The answer, my friends, is the honey badger,
With them you'll always win!
Their fur may give you pause,
But mess with their friends, and you'll meet… their claws!
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When you mess with a honey badger,
And threaten those that they hold dear,
They'll face your poison, jaws, and talons,
And teach you the meaning of fear!
They'll shake off your crashing blows,
Devour your meat, and crush… your bones!
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With deadly claws and their skin of steel,
No beast can match with their might!
When motivated none can stop them,
From doing what is right!
They'll emerge from their burrow,
And destroying their foe's will be… thorough!
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Raise a cup to the honey badger!
Raise a cup to the honey badger!
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Who do you call in to join the fight,
As enemies draw closer in?
The answer, my friends, is the honey badger,
With them you'll always win!
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Raise your mead up in tribute!
Honey Badgers,
We give our salute!
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They're who you call to join in the fight,
As enemies draw closer in!
When you're a friend of the honey badger,
You know that you'll always win!
Yes, you know that you'll always win!
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SALUTE!