PREVIOUSLY ON AVATAR
obama: shrek i love you
smooch smooch*
trump: youre GAY
obama: die
slam*
trump: ill be back
1 year later
biden: TIME TO DIE
obama: no... ITS NOT
trump puts a my little pony doll into obama's brain, destroying him*
trump: i... was always gay... OBAMA
kisses obama and dies from no breath*
biden: grr... you traitor!1!1!1!1
obama dies soon after*
shrek: n-nwo! obama-kun!
biden: give me the chaos emeralds, shrek!
shrek: no!
biden: then--
walter white and jesse enter the room, jesse turning into super sonic and for the time defeating biden*
walter: shrek... you can save obama
shrek: n-nani? how, nya?
walter: come with me... to the meth lab
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BOOK 2
METH
CHAPTER 1
METH MONOPOLY
shrek takes a walk with waltuh and jesse, his head down. waltuh looks at him and sighs
waltuh: shrek, I told you we can bring obama back. i have a bna sample of him, so he'll be okay
shrek: you dont understand... I LOVED HIM AND HES GONE... YOU SHOWED UP LATE, YOU BULLY
waltuh looks at jesse and nods. jesse summons the chaos emeralds and knocks shrek out with onee fatal strike, sending him to the ground. waltuh picks shrek up and continues walking back to the lab, when suddenly sakura appears. waltuh gets in a battle position and demands jesse get back to the lab. jesse obeys and runs for his life, while waltuh stares at sakura. she looks at him
sakura: SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE
waltuh grumbles.
waltuh: shut up you thot i have bigger fish to fry, move outta the way before I pummel you
sakura: SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE SASUKE
walter whips out the seven dragon balls and goes super saiyan, screaming as he does so. he summons a button called 'budget increase' and presses it. The second he does, the entire budget of the story increases. Sakura approaches towards him, her teeth glared and her fists clenched in pure, agonizing fury. Walter simply stands and waits, his eyes open and undistracted from every possible attack she might make. His eyes move left, right, everywhere humanly possible as his breaths stay calm and collected and his mind stays uncluttered and unconfused. Suddenly, in an instant Sakura charges towards him and throws a brutal punch towards his face, just barely avoiding the side of his jaw as he ducks down from the blow and kicks his legs out on the ground to deal a blow to her very own, sending her flying across the luscious city while her face slams into it, blood gushing out onto the pavement while the ongoing puddle of it forms and twists throughout the city. As passerbys flee the scene and try to get out of the violent battle, Sakura gets up and summons a button of her own, titled 'Plot Armor' and gets ready to press it as her finger eagerly awaits the tap. Walter gasps and his eyes widen back wildly as he grunts and looks at her coldly, his stance tightened and focused.
"Don't do it, you bitch!" Walter yells out, terrified of the outcome. "If you do... everything in this world will crumble! The laws of physics, logic, everything will cease to exist! Think about the damage!"
Sakura simply grins slyly as her finger is only a small cenimeter away from the button, about to destroy the fabric of time and space itself. Walter desperately pleads out one more time, everything in the world on the line.
"Don't do it, you hear me? WE WON'T EXIST IF YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON! EVERYTHING, EVERYONE WILL BE TAKEN AWAY IN AN INSTANT IF YOU PRESS THAT ONE BUTTON. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!"
Sakura ignores his pleading, and right as her finger lays itself on the button, right as everything in the world laid on the line, Walter cursed to himself and summoned the last button he had: the fabled 'Budget Decrease' button. Walter scoffed.
"Damn... I didn't want to use this, but you leave me no choice, you weeb." Walter chuckled, wiping the dripping blood from his mouth, smearing it onto the fist of his hand as he used that same fist to slam hard onto the button, nearly breaking it with the strength of his fist. And yet, even though it made ferocious contact with the button, nothing changed. He kept punching and punching, but the button seemed frozen. And as he slammed it, Sakura regained focus and was about to press hers when Walter yelled out with all his might and broke the button, shattering its pieces across the ground as Sakura's button was lost from her grip and floated in the air, and the budget began to take a dip. waltuh summoned another and kept pressing intit it blew up sakureh bu the tha bootyget ws deying d walteh destruy everytang arend ham anD wHoOps i forgor uh hqhqhjajbdbsjjdjakakfjjejabdnajjfjejajhfhshzhdhsjjfjwkaohfheuaudjjsiajdjwjksd oh yea and tha budget was destro bat sakugay wan destrayed and sent black ta hore deemension waltuh fell oo da grohnd and adghwjajsjajjsjdjwjjsjsjhehwhhehehhshdhehsh and he incraaaased the beeedget hntil it started coming back and finally it was a budget. he ran back to the meth lab and rushed off from the scene, but unkowingly leaving behind the 'Plot Armor' button...