AN: fear the overworked salaryman that is responsible for your allowances.
Day 1: Alma Elma
"Hey hottie why don't you stop all this administration nonsense and come play with oneesan~"
The voluptuous succubus queen saw this man as a challenge always avoiding her advances, but she knew all men were filthy perverts and the more they act not like one the darker they are inside, what she didn't know was that he ran out of fucks to give a long time ago.
"This is the third time today you ask me to fuck you Alma Elma, stop trying to get in the way of my work and go find your lesbian dragon girlfriend to please you"
"Why you~" the succubus faked being shocked "she's not my lesbian girlfriend"
"And I'm not a overworked mess one step from jumping out of that window because Alice depleted all our gold with overpriced candy again" the man spoke in a deadpan way.
"Fiiiine, you're no fun secretary-kun I'll see you later~ soon I'll get what's inside your pants~"
The succubus throws him a cute floating heart with a kiss, which he kickly slaps into the wall before she disappears giggling while leaving a blast of wind behind, throwing all the papers in the room into a disarray.
The man looking at what she did yet again, patiently takes off his glasses and slowly brings his hands to his temples chuckling before screaming the most guttural primal sounds ever produced by a living being
"That's it! Everyone will get a cut in their stipends! No more bringing men for fun inside this castle until I give the permission! You ear me Alma Elma!"
At the distance one could hear a certain succubus queen screaming to the skies "NOOOOOoooooo"
Day 2: Granberia
"Secretary san I'm here to ask you deploy funds to repair the training room equipment"
The dragonkin stood in front of the overworked warrior she grew to respect, the man was weak, overly so, but his sharpness with the tongue and the pen more than compensated for it, since he would he a broken mess at the dungeons otherwise.
"Granberia we repaired that room not even a week ago" The man didn't even deem to look at the musclehead in front of him, as he was typing away the updated castle expenses with this new information
"W-well... You see I got too into it after finding out a new technique and... I kinda blasted the room away..."
No one would ever expect the proud woman to act coy like this, it was cute in a sense but the secretary would never say that.
"Granberia, I respect you for being the less insane inhabitant of this castle, but your bloodthirst against training dummies needs to stop!"
The man looked at her with palpable frustration cleaning his glasses again, the dragonkin many interactions with him and watching him deal with the other knights made she notice this quirk that told her he was very unhappy.
"From today onwards you get one training dummy per month! Respect him and Do. Not. Kill. Him! Because if you do destroy that dummy before the month's end, that's it, you'll be banished from the training quarters!"
Granberia just nodded before leaving, a single tear forming in her eyes from the unfairness of it all.
Day 3: Erubetie
"Human" The slime queen didn't ever deign to show any respect to the man who was employed under the monster lord and should be deemed as her equal.
"Slime" The human never deign to show respect for the blatant racist in front of him.
"Why you summoned me, again?"
"You tell me, slime, why you flooded the entire castle basement again?"
"I wanted to make it livable for my slimes"
"And a death trap for every other monster?" He jabbed once
"And overwork our scylla maids more than they are" He jabbed twice
"Your utter selfishness against every inhabitant of this castle disgusts me, noo you don't care about anything this human has to say, but I bet you care about the monster child who will have PTSD for life after drowning, when she opened the basement door and was washed away from the pressurized slime behind it!"
The slime flinched and one could see the reddening of her cheeks
"What?! has your racism evolved beyond humans that monsters are on the chopping block too?! Answer me Erubetie!" He jabbed thrice. KO
The slime queen silently stepped out of the room
"And go ask forgiveness from the Imp you almost killed! You utter moron!"
Day 4: Tamamo
"Hello secretary-kun how are you finding the job this week~" the Loli kitsune who actually was a thousand years old hag came like nothing was wrong with life.
"The same as ever you vicious fox, when will you stop acting like a child and do your job properly?"
"Fufu always lashing out, you'll get old fast like this, and you aren't even 25 yet~"
The kitsune enjoyed the human presence even if he didn't enjoy hers, she was grateful someone was putting common sense in the heads of her friends.
"And who's to fault for it when I have to deal with a horde of nymphomaniacs wanting to get inside my pants everyday, while also wrangling the incompetence of every leader of this castle?!"
"Don't be like that, enjoy life~ get on with a cute girl, I know you've been making friends with the maids of the castle~ do you want to relax and touch my fluffy tail?" The Loli baba laughed and teased the man, she would regret it.
"Speaking of your damn fluffy tails, I'll be cutting your stipend for hair treatment products in half! You're expending almost as much money with them, as Alice does with her candy!"
"N-no you can't do this to me!" Tamamo was in utter disarray.
"I already did you vicious fox! Consider it a long due repayment for your incompetence in raising the monster lord right!"
"NOOOOOoooooo!"
"Now get out!" The secretary kicked the ancestor of beasts from the room, she was so drowned in despair she didn't had her mountain defenses active so he didn't break his feet when kicking the little girl who actually was a hag.
Final day: Alice
"Secretary"
"Monster Lord"
"It came to me that you've been bullying my heavenly knights as of late, just because you work directly under me, don't try your chances human"
The monster lord only accepted working with the human, as a test to see if humanity was worthy to keep around to honor her mother wish for coexistence, but the secretary did no favours in changing her opinion that humanity sucks.
"It's exactly because I work directly under you and am forced to do all the job you refuse to, I'm dolling out long due punishments to the morons under you"
"You dare?"
Alice eyes darkened releasing her pressure, but the secretary who had to wrangle the idiots of the castle for such a long time, not only didn't give a damn, he would even welcome the sweet release of death to make his point.
"Yes, and now it's your turn! As the ruler of your people why the fuck you didn't start rebuilding Remina yet? Or opened hellgondo to immigration?"
The smaller man walked to the monster lord and poked her right between her breasts.
(The nerve!)
"For someone who wants coexistence you sure are doing nothing to achieve it! Instead of making hellgondo a place that people would want to live on again, this entire continent is still a blasted hellhole of molten magma!"
The man kept stabbing, poking between Alice's breasts with impunity.
"What a joke of a monster lord you are, you care more about getting fat than helping your people, you seriously, for even a moment think I wouldn't notice the embezzlement?" Now the secretary released his own pressure, it was purely psychological due to Alice's own traumas, a figure of authority acting like this towards her kept her in check
The monster lord shivered
"I conducted a big search in the castle and found out all your hidden stashes of expensive candies, summing the cost of everything a normal person would be able to stay an entire week at Sutherland inn, what were you thinking!"
"Thus, I'm confiscating everything until you prove yourself to be better! The monsters won't respect a monster lord who gone bankrupt, coexistence won't be achieved if you resort to violence like a barbarian as well, be smarter!"
"You can't do that to me! I'm your boss human! I could eat you anytime or or fire you, you wouldn't survive a day out of the castle"
Alice threatened him, her food was sacred, so what if the castle finances were in the red? She could just bully the foxes for cash, they deserved after everything they did anyways
"Yes, I wouldn't survive, I'm just a puny secretary after all" Alice began forming a smile before he performed the execution "Luckily i have measures against that, and convinced lots of overworked monsters in the castle to stand beside me, we are unionizing!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Alice flew away from the castle like a comet
"And don't come back until you grow for the better you petulant child!"
Soon after every other heavenly knight also left the castle leaving the man alone with the monsters and the finances, without the destructive morons to destroy their coffers a age of prosperity in the MLC began. The same couldn't be said of other people in the world who now had them as their problem.
In a remote village in Ilias continent 1 year from now the hero would begin his adventure that unwittingly make these morons into better girls, the destruction that would come from a quadruple giga to the castle would make the secretary life even more of a hell though.