After rescuing Sonic from the cops after he took acid and attacked people by throwing jars at them, Cain was busy helping Q-Bert with his problem, while Shaymin watches in its Sky Form

"Ok orange guy. All the lights are the same. Just take your meds and your OCD should be in check." Cain said to Q-Bert.

Then Tails appeared in his plane, with Sonic in tow.

"Hop on. I got a job for you and Sonic."

Cain jumped onto the plane, and it took off to their destination with Shaymin flying next to it.

"Just a heads up, it's from an old nemesis. Despite that, he's kind of harmless, considering what happened to Mario."

"Didn't Nintendo replaced him?" Cain asked.

In the end, Peach was right replacing the cast of Mario with new ones, but the damage was done. Now most video games are falling about because of the concept of a villain defeating the hero.

"Yeah, but his death really left a large impact to the world." Tails said as he lands the plane in some sort of futuristic city.

Cain and Sonic walked into where the job was requested, which appears to be a lab.

It wasn't long until a fat man came in riding some sort of egg like hover ship.

"Hello Sonic! And whoever you are."

"What the f- Is this some sort of trap?" Sonic said annoyed.

"Nah. I'm over that." The fat man said as he landed his ship.

"I just need you to unclog my toilet."

"Wait a minute. Aren't you Dr. Robotnik? The one who made all of those Badniks." Cain said.

"Well, it's Eggman now. And all of my Badniks left. Ever since the plumber bit the bullet, they decided to work for someone who doesn't stuff animals into robots, so they left me. Alone, hanging out, in my undies." Eggman said as he jumped out, revealing that he is in his undies.

"Jesus, I've seen people at their lowest, but you are by far the lowest one of all. Just tell us where's the toilet so we can get out as soon as possible." Cain said as he shielded his eyes.

"Well, technically this whole place is one big toilet, but it all start right down there." Eggman said as he points at a tube.

Cain and Sonic look to see that some sort of sewage was coming out of it.

"Ugh. This is going to charge you extra and we want it up front now." Cain said.

"I ain't paying, until I see results." Eggman said.

"Let's just get this over." Sonic said as he jumps in and uses spin dash to unclog the pipes.

"Say, what are you a doctor of anyway?" Cain asked.

"I'm a Podiatrist."

"Huh. Neat." Dwight asked.

Then Sonic came in, covered in god knows what was in those pipes.

"Jesus Christ Eggman! What the fuck do you eat?" Sonic said.

"Bacon wrapped scallops."

"Seriously? You were eating those food, while we have to live off in a budget. I had to see Sonic ate one of those small woodland creatures." Cain said, remembering that time where he had to make sure that Shaymin did not witness it during that time.

"Whatever. Just pay me out hundred rings, so I can clean up and get out of here." Sonic said.

"And don't even thing about running. Sonic can get you in a snap, and I can beat you to a pulp."

Eggman looked at both direction and saw that he was completely stuck.

"Aw shit."

"Why are we doing this?" Cain asked as Shaymin was on top of the table he was sitting in front with Tails.

"The regular announcer got murdered in one of the fights, so they need some last minute replacements." Tails said.

"And why isn't Sonic here?" Cain asked.

"He ditched the moment I told him about the announcer thing." Tails said annoyed that his friend ran for the hills.

"Well, might as well get this over with." Cain said as he turned, only to see the female fighter petting Shaymin.

"Excuse me. Mrs. Chun Li. Focus on the fight please." Tails said to the fighter

"I'm sorry. It's just that he is so cute!" Chun Li said happily.

"Chun Li please!"

"Ok, ok."

With that, she walked up to her opponent, Blanka, and the bell rings.

With that, the two begins to comment on the fight, which was going well, until Eggman came out of nowhere.

"Yohoho, what's up Fails and Pain?" Eggman said.

"My name is Cain." Cain said annoyed.

"Get loss Eggman. We are trying to work here." Tails said equally annoyed.

"Well, I think you should go check the Tornado. Someone keyed "Peckerface" on the side." Eggman said as he drank a bottle of beer.

"What?! I just got that thing detailed!" Tails said as he ran to his plane.

"Great! If you keep this up with this shit, we might get fired for not making this entertaining." Cain said as he made sure that he was speaking directly to the microphone.

"You want entertainment. I can liven this shit up a little bit." Eggman said as he jumped on the table.

"Hey Matt LeBlanka! You suck at Lost in Space!" Eggman yelled out as he threw his beer bottle at Blanka, who fell because of the bottle.

Blanka got back up and yell out in a rage.

"It was the fatass in the underwear." Cain said as he points at Eggman.

"Wait! No it was-"

It was too late for Eggman was Blanka grabbed him and started to electrocute him, causing him to scream in pain.

"Hahahaha! Now that is what I call a shocking karma moment!" Cain said in delight, while Chun Li continues to pet Shaymin.

After saving the commenting job and getting some cash, Sonic and Cain were in some sort of dumpster, talking with a worm in some sort of suit.

"Hey. Thanks for doing this. Tails highly recommended you two." Earthworm Jim said.

"I'm pretty sure he meant me, but whatever." Cain said.

"So, what's going on here?" Sonic asked.

"Here's the deal. It's raining outside, and I want to go crawl on driveway for a bit. So I need you two to make sure that Bob stays in his bowl and doesn't get in my suit." Earthworm Jim said.

"Really? This is probably the easiest job we've taken." Cain said surprised as he looked at the orange fish.

"I know he doesn't look like much, but trust me on this." Earthworm Jim said as he jumped off of the suit and slithers off.

Now it is just Cain, Sonic, and Bob alone, waiting for Earthworm Jim to come back.

"You know. If you can give me that suit-"

"Say another word, and I'm having sushi. I like my fish raw. Really raw." Cain said with a maniacal grin, causing Bob to shut up.

Then suddenly, Cain's phone rings and he picks up.

"Yeah. Uh huh. For you Sonic. He sounds like a douche." Cain said as he gave the phone for Sonic.

Sonic took the phone, and began to talk with the person, only to be annoyed and hanging up.

"Who was that?" Cain said as he took his phone back."

"It's my next job. Tell wormy that I need to leave." Sonic said as he left, just as Earthworm Jim came in.

"Woo! That was great!" Earthworm Jim said as he jumped back in his suit.

"Thanks for the help. I really appreciate it. I owe you one." Earthworm Jim said.

"Actually, there is one thing you can do. Can you take me to this restaurant called Burger Time?"

End of Chapter 2