After Earthworm Jim dropped him off at the restaurant, Cain entered to see Sonic talking to some red guy.
"Hey Sonic. Is this the job you were talking about?"
Before Sonic could say anything, the red guy interrupts.
"Aw yeah. You got your first customer. Remember. Frying and Buying!
"You know. I don't know what's more sad. The fact Sonic the Hedgehog is working here or that red guy sounds like a white 40 year old trying to look cool." Cain said, just as Eggman came in.
"On second that, that is more sad." Cain said as he points at the underwear wearing fat man.
"Fuck off creep. Now I want four burgers, pronto!" Eggman said.
"Great choice Eggman. Trainee, follow me to the kitch." The red guy said as he went to the kitchen with Sonic following behind.
"Hey make sure that rat washes his hands! I've seen how he clean toilets." Eggman said.
Now that Cain and Eggman were the only ones left, things got quiet, until Cain spoke up.
"You know that red dude?" Cain asked.
"Yeah. His name is Knuckles. He used to be the guardian of the Master Emerald. But when things got... bad after the Mario incident, and the emerald somehow got destroyed. It broke him, like really bad. So now he owns this restaurant. But don't mention this to him, because he would cry for god knows how long." Eggman said, just as Sonic and Knuckles came back with the burgers.
"Well it took you long enough!" Eggman said as he began to eat the burgers.
"Well, you all got his under control. I'm heading home." Cain said as he heads back home.
Back home, Cain was watching Shaymin doing some flips while Tails manages to fix the stolen tv, just as Sonic came in with a dvd disc.
"Hey what's that?" Cain asked.
"You'll see." Sonic said as he put the dvd in the tv.
It then showed a security footage of Sonic at some sort of video game level with burger ingredients, where he used his spin dash to make the burgers, only to him to pause at a frame, where it shows Sonic having sex to one of the burgers.
"Look like Eggman ordered the "special sauce."." Sonic said with a grin.
This caused Tails and Cain to laugh uncontrollably by what they had seen, only to be interrupted by a text message from Tail's phone.
Tail looked at the phone and frowns.
"Got another job for Cain, but it's a long way from here." Tails said.
"No problem. Just make sure you take care of Shaymin. So what's the job?" Cain asked still smiling.
"Well... look, try not to get pissed off."
"When I get back, Tails is getting another black eye." Cain grumbles to himself as he drove a wagon being pulled by an ox.
Apparently, Tails hired Cain out as an escort for an entire weekend, which didn't bode well with him.
Tails promises Cain to take down the advertisement after he does this one job, after he delivered a black eye to him.
Right now, Cain is stuck riding a wagon with a family of three, due to the city the client was in didn't have any airports or highways, so doing it the old way was the only way.
"Are we there yet?" Lil' Boone asked.
"Lil' Boone! Stop asking the driver every minute!" The father, Hezekiah said to his son.
"On second though, a quick kick to the nuts is better deserving." Cain said to himself.
"Hey white eyed devil. Can you stop this death train for a second? Lil' Boone got the dysentery and needs to go to the bathroom." Hezekiah said.
This then gave Cain an idea, a cruel one, but a good idea.
"Yeah. Sure. Let's stop for a while. You guys stay here, while I look up ahead and see what I can find." Cain said.
"Oh bless your heart, kind sir." Eliza said.
Cain then left the wagon, and began to walk, until he saw a Native American.
"Hey there. Look, there is a wagon with a family that plans to pillage your land. If you can give me a horse, I'll point out where they are."
After receiving a horse and pointing where the family is, Cain began his ride towards his client, where the journey came to an end, early then expected.
After dropping off the horse and searching through the city, Cain found a passage which lead him underground.
There, he had to go through some some sort of technological rooms, which looked more advanced then the ones he saw at Eggman's lab.
At the end of the room, he saw some sort of large red mass with eyes in some sort of jar.
"Ok. This is the place. Now where is that customer Tails whored me out?" Cain said as he leans against the glass jar.
You're looking at her. And let me tell you that you are a cute one." A scratchy voice said.
Cain looked at the red mass and realized that this was the customer.
"Note to self. Stomp on Tails nuts until you see blood." Cain said out loud as he look at the red mass.
"Hey now. Be nice to Tails. He told me that you were the freaky type."
"Now I'm starting to regret telling Tails those stories. But whatever, I've seen worse. What's your name by the way? If we are going to do the deed, I might as well know your name, assuming you know mine." Cain said.
"My name is Mother Brain, enemy of Samus." Mother Brain said.
"Wait. I've heard about that Samus gal. Something about her found dead in a bar's bathroom."
"Yeah. Honestly didn't expect that, but enough talk. Wants some Kerosontini? It's martini with kerosine."
"Ok. But if we are going to do it, I need you to do it in a form that I'll do. I can do a lot, but doing a large brain is where I draw the line."
"I knew you might say that, which is why I made this." A voice said from behind.
Cain turned to see a woman that look very similar to Samus, but with white hair and red skin.
"Had this baby prepared, so let's get freaky." Mother Brain said a different voice.
"Now that's what I'm talking about! Now where is that Kerosontini?!" Cain said more happy.
Before they knew it, they had a grand time together, going to a casino, traveling on a boat, then visiting the Eiffel Tower, and after that, they made sweet love back at her place.
Cain woke up to see that Mother Brain human form was still asleep.
So he dressed himself, just as Mother Brain woke up.
"Awww. Leaving so soon? I thought we could take another ride on the brain train." Mother Brain said seductively.
"Wish I could, but you hired me for the weekend. Besides, I have to head home. Sonic and Tails are taking care of my pet, and I don't want them to do god knows what with him." Cain said.
"Well, at least say goodbye to the kid before you go."
"Wait what?" Cain said confused.
"Well, you see. I accidentally had this body set for breed mode, so I ended up making a kid. What did expect from a brain monster?" Mother Brain said.
Then suddenly, a small kid with red skin, two tentacles on her back, and black hair came in, looking like she is eight.
"Daddy?" The girl said.
Cain just looked at her, before kneeling and patting her head.
"Yeah. It's me. Well, how am I going to explain this to Tails?"
End of Chapter 3.