After saying goodbye to Mother Brain and Senequa, the child of Mother Brain and Cain, he returned back home, where he delivered a punch to Tails guts, before telling him and Sonic what had happened.
"She gave me her contact and a new hover car so I can stay in touch with them. So that is that." Cain said as Shaymin snuggles him.
Both Sonic and Tails were in shock by what hand happened with Cain.
"I don't know if I should be mad at you for banging a model or happy that I didn't get stuck with some kid." Sonic said.
"Maybe a bit of both." Tails said before getting a text.
"Got a job for each of you. Cain, you need to go to Dream Land. Sonic, you don't need to go far." Tails said as he read the text.
"Well, might as well go. It would be good to get fresh air. Come on Shaymin." Cain said, with Shaymin saying his name happily, only for Tails to interrupt them.
"Actually, I think it's best if you go alone on this one. It's from someone we know. He may look harmless, but trust me. He is not someone you want to piss off."
"Ah. Got it. Very well. Sorry Shaymin. Maybe another time." Cain said as he turns to Shaymin, who bowed his head sadly as he went to Cain's room.
"Well that was depressing. So who is this guy I'm supposed to meet."
"Not going to lie Kirby. This is by far the best place I ever visited." Cain said as he look around the place he was in.
The land is beautiful, the sky is bright blue, the ocean is clear, and there were beautiful islands everywhere.
"It sure is. That's why I need you to get rid of the bad elements here. It's just horrible." A small pink ball said.
"Are you sure? It doesn't seem like there aren't any damages." Cain questions.
"Oh no. They are menaces. Just like at this evil prick."
Kirby then pointed to some small blue ball rolling towards them.
"Why hello there good fellows. Lovely day we're hav-GAHHH!" The blue ball said before Kirby sucked him up and ate him.
"Woah Kirby! I think you just ate just a passerby! He didn't seem terrible." Cain said shocked.
"Woop. Here comes another motherfucker." Kirby said as a small Waddle Dee with a parasol came down.
"Another wonderful day here in-AHHH!"
Kirby sucked and ate the Waddle Dee before grabbing his parasol.
"Uh Kirby? Are you sure these are the bad guys? I'm pretty sure one of them was going to offer us something." Cain said.
"This umbrella works wonders for murdering." Kirby said as he use it to beat an unsuspecting passerby to death.
"Eh whatever." Cain said as he walked up and picked up another passerby and tore him in half.
"Wow! You must be a natural at murdering!" Kirby said happily.
"Well, I've done something like this before and during the war." Cain said.
"Wait? You were part of the war? The war between the consoles?" Kirby said.
"Well, I was a mercenary for hire. They hire me to interrogate whoever they have. And I have to get creative, so I have to turn on some music before I do my work." Cain said as he broke another victim's neck.
"Wow. I have heard about someone like you but I never thought I get to see you." Kirby said.
"Whatever. Anyway, when do I get paid?"
After getting paid by Kirby, Cain returned in his hover car to see that Sonic huddled in a fetal position while Tails just watched.
Tails turned and said; "He saw your wife's true form."
"She ain't my wife. At least not until she figure out about the whole body transfer. Wait, why was he there?" Cain said before asking.
"Don't know. He couldn't say. Anyway, I got a job for the two of you. It's very simple." Tails said.
"Oh cool. What is it?" Sonic said, miraculously recovering.
"Well, it's very easy to not screw up, even for you." Tails said.
"Ouch. But what is it? I'll do anything." Sonic said.
"Glad to hear that because this one involves quick reaction and careful thinking."
"Quick reaction and careful thinking my ass!" Sonic grumbles as Cain tries to locate the next Tetris block.
"Come on Sonic! Help me with this!" Cain said as he struggles a bit.
"Fine. Flip it my way. No the other way!"
Sonic then tries to tell the Tetris block where to go, until something burst out for the ground, destroying the game.
"Hello Sonic and Cain! It's payback time!" Eggman said as he emerges from the drill machine.
"Look. If it's about your money or that getting shocked thing, it was your own fault."
"I'll deal with you later. But first I need to deal with Sonic. I know what you did with that special sauce.
"Don't worry. Don't worry. I got tested. I'm clean." Sonic said.
"You made that sauce extra salty, so it would raise my blood pressure, didn't you? Well what you didn't know is that I never swallow the special sauce. I always spit it out. So you lose again. Nyehhehehe." Eggman interrupts.
"Wow. I... don't even know where to begin at." Sonic said, as Cain struggles to not laugh at what he heard.
"Save your apologies until after I pull this big worm out of my backseat."
"Ok. Now you're just being..."
It was then that Earthworm Jim who literally came out of the backseat, wearing some sort robotic suit that Eggman said.
"Hello there Sonic. Hey Cain." Earthworm Jim said.
"Hey Jim. Where's your suit?" Cain said.
"This blue bastard took my suit when I was taking a shower. I was lucky enough to be approached by his old pal Eggman, where he hooked me up this little number. Now where is it?" Jim said before asking Sonic demandingly.
"Look. About the suit, I already gave it away." Sonic said nervously.
"Wait! I think I have an idea where it might be." Cain said, gaining confused looks from the three men.
Sonic, Eggman, and Earthworm Jim looked in shocked as they saw Mother Brain in her Samus form and Senequa, who was wearing the suit that was tailored to fit her.
"Not going to lie, Mother Brain. It fits her." Cain said with a smile.
"You destroyed my suit?!" Earthworm Jim said.
"Relax wormy. I just needed it to make another for Senequa here. You're is still in perfect condition." Mother Brain said as a claw came down holding Earthworm Jim's suit.
"Oh thank god." Earthworm Jim said as he hopped out for the robotic suit and into his own.
"What?! I gave you the suit to destroy Sonic and Cain! Looks like I have to do everything myself." Eggman said as he took out a controller and use it on the robotic suit.
The robotic suit made a grab towards Sonic and Cain, with only the former ducking while the latter getting choked to death.
"DADDY!" Senequa yelled before running and using her tentacles to tear apart the suit.
Eggman responded by screaming in fear as he ran away.
Cain gasp as Senequa hugged him.
"Hah. You really are my daughter." Cain said.
After saying goodbye to Mother Brain and Earthworm Jim, the two headed back home where they saw Tails, looking angry. on the sofa with Shaymin.
"I got a call. You two really screwed up big time. It took nearly all of our funds to repair it." Tails said in anger.
"Look. If you want to blame someone, blame Eggman. He burst out of the floor." Sonic said.
"It doesn't matter! Look, I got another job for you two. If you could pull this off, we might get our money back, plus more. So don't fuck this up!" Tails said.
"Whatever dad. Come Shaymin. Let's go." Cain said.
Deep in a forest, Sonic, Cain, and Cain were traveling with a small group of two, who was fighting monsters.
"So, where can I get a cool axe like that? It seems like everyone got a sharp object except us." Sonic said.
"Oooh. I see you eyeballing Tyris up there. Somebody needs to get laid bro." The man with a beard and green Viking armor said.
"He got you there Sonic." Cain said.
"What, no! I'm just trying not to get chopped in half." Sonic said.
Just then, a ogre came and was about to deliver a chop to Cain's head, only for Shaymin to deliver a energy ball straight to its head, killing it.
"Woah! That's is by far the most badass fairy I've seen!"
"Yeah yeah, he is awesome. But let's focus. Why did you hire us?" Cain asked.
"I want one of you to bang Tyris, while I pleasure myself."
"It's your turn then Sonic. Tails already whored me out, so it's your turn." Cain said.
"Why is Tails trying to whore us out? Fuck this! It's not worth the pay!" Sonic said.
"Come on! Let's do it on the battle field." Tyris said as he finished the last of the monsters.
"What?! You're into this too? No, it's not worth it. It's a little bit much for me." Sonic said.
"We'll pay you quadruple! Just at least one of you do it!"
"I'm in perverts." Sonic said.
"Well, you do that, I'm heading back. Just remember to give the money." Cain said as he and Shaymin walked back.
"Ok. If you ever want to party, call up for Gilius Thunderhead. That's me."
As Cain and Shaymin walked back, he heard a dragon's roar and fire breathing back where Sonic was, followed by Thunderhead telling him to grab Tyris's tits.
"Heh. Glad I got the good one." Cain said.
End of Chapter 4.
