Cain, Tails, and Sonic were walking somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom, looking for a Toad that was suppose to watch the princess.
"And that is the whole story about what had happen." Cain said.
"Damn. You could make a tv show about that." Tails said.
"Or a small video series on the internet." Sonic said.
"Yeah. Honestly didn't think that it would come back to bite me in the ass." Cain said.
"And now it's biting our asses." Tails said annoyed.
"Whatever. Now let's just kill this toady." Cain as, as they found Toad... humping a Birdo's face.
"What is going on here?" Sonic asked.
"What the hell are you looking at perverts?" Toad asked in anger, as he jumped off.
"A soon to be dead man if he doesn't answer my question. Are you Toad?" Cain asked.
"Yeah, what's it to-"
Cain took out a gun then shot him in the head, then look at the Birdo, and shot it in the head too.
"Holy shit! What the hell?!" Tails said in shock.
"No witnesses." Cain said.
"Thank you for sending Toad to the underworld, along with that creature." Mario said.
"No problem. Mario Batali." Sonic said, only to get punch in the arm by Cain.
"Whatever. Anyway, this next job is simple. There is this group of birds that is getting too popular. I want them gone, along with their pig friends." Mario said.
"Consider it done." Cain said as he and the other walked to the elevator.
As they wait for the elevator to reach their destination, Tails asked a question.
"Why are you acting like a regular grunt who worked for the mob?" Tails asked.
"Because I used to work for them. But after for a while, I got bored and quit. I was going to retire somewhere after one last job, but the cops got to me." Cain answered.
"Not going to lie. You are more badass than the Cain we know." Sonic said.
"Whatever." Cain said as the three got off.
They made it to some forest, where they saw some birds next to a large slingshot and a distance, a large fortress made up of sticks and stones.
"Ok. I can handle the chickens. You take care of the bacon." Sonic said.
"Whatever. As long as the job is done." Tails said as the group split up.
Tails and Cain walked up to the pigs, where Cain took out his gun.
"Mario sends his regards you porkers."
With that, Cain begins to shoot at the pigs, while Tails just watch in horror.
"Jesus Christ! I didn't think you go this far." Cain said.
"Well, sometimes we have to do what is right. Speaking of that, I think it's time that you explain to me why you told Sonic to buy coke and those stocks." Cain said as he wipe the blood that was splattered on his face.
Tails sighed in defeat.
"Ok. But this stays between us. Sega called me and told me to tell him to buy those things. Apparently, they were going to make a large deal, but they knew that Sonic wasn't going to stand for it. So they need an excuse to fire us all. They promised me that my job won't be affected, but they fired me instead. Because of what I've done, I've felt bad and let Sonic in my house. I know what I did was wrong, but their offer was too good to pass." Tails explained.
"I don't blame you. We all do things just for little taste of the good life." Cain said.
"Yeah. But remember, not a word." Tails said.
"Your words are with me till I die." Cain said with a smile.
"But I must ask. What is the deal?"
Tails then whispered the deal to Cain, who react disgusted.
"Ok. Now I know why Sonic would not stand for it."
Just then, Sonic came with a white bird who has foams coming from their mouth.
"Hey guys. Want to help me make some omelettes?" Sonic said.
"Sure buddy. Might as well take the advantage." Tails said.
"And we would be getting rid of the body. Like killing two birds with one stone." Cain said.
"You've all done good to me so far. Too good. Now I want you to take out the brothers from Double Dragon. They've been beating my men, causing their morales to drop. I need you to take care of them." Mario said.
"Ok. Which brothers are you talking about?" Cain asked.
"The queer looking white guys who aren't related. But this job doesn't require bluey and tailsy. Apparently you did too good of a job. I don't like those who does things too easy, like a cheater who uses the blue shell too often. So these two stay, while you go alone." Mario said.
"Fair enough. Stay brave my friends." Cain said as he walked off.
"Is it me, or does that guy gives you the creeps too?" Mario asked to the duo.
"You'll get used to it." Sonic said.
Cain walked down a factory, to see two men in karate outfits, beating up some gangster.
"Hey Billy Lee. Look at this guy. The one with the orange shirt." The one in the orange outfit said as he turned to Cain.
"I see that Jimmy Lee. Long Island is that away loser." Billy Lee said.
"You've messed with the wrong man asshole. I got backup here. Come on guys." Cain said.
The Eggman and Earthworm Jim came in, only to be arguing about something.
"Hey guys. Stop fighting and help me beat the shit out of these queers."
"You said that if we help you out, you buy us lunch, but Eggman wants General Tso's, and I wants Pork Vindalu." Earthworm Jim said.
"Argh! I can't eat Vindalu! It's too spicy!" Eggman argued.
"General Tso's is just as hot." Earthworm Jim said back at him.
"Look. We can get both. Just help me beat these pussies to the ground." Cain said annoyed.
Both Eggman and Jim agreed and begins to walk up to them, only for the Lee brothers to beat them up.
"Ugh. I should have know." Cain said as he took off his shirt and tied it around his waist.
He then bared his teeth and jumped onto Jimmy, biting his neck.
Jimmy screamed as he tried to get Cain off, only for Cain to ripped his throat with his jaws.
"HOLY SHIT! JIMMY!" Billy yelled in fear, only for Cain to jump onto him, and begins to strangle him.
Billy managed to kick him off and started to run, only for Cain to grab a blade that one of the gangsters dropped, and threw it at his head, killing him.
Cain pants and looked around to see the shocked face of everyone that was watching.
"If I'm being honest with myself. I prefer spicy ramen." Cain said.
End of Chapter 7.